Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

It's messed up, it's all messed up.

Sun Wukong did not have feelings for Zixia.

From then on, Sun Wukong, the Buddhist tool man, has failed in his calculations.

"Who the **** is behind you! Why are you going against our Lingshan!" Miao Shan asked sharply.

Su Qing smiled slightly, cupped her hands, and said, "I am dissatisfied with the Bodhisattva. Behind the bottom is the so-called King of Kings, who is best at being right."

Looking at him like this, Guanyin wanted to kill him, but he couldn't.

"Oh, I just like to see you guys who don't like me and can't kill me." Su Qing shook her head cheaply and gently lifted her fair chin.

The Supreme Treasure came over and said, "Da Xian, do we want to set off now to rescue Fairy Zixia?"

"Don't worry, let Zixia heal up at the Bull Demon King first." Su Qing waved her hand.

If I remember correctly, Zixia was hurt a little bit, and the Bull Demon King had to heal her before the wedding could be held, so Su Qing thanked him in advance.

Thank you for curing my wife and helping me arrange the wedding scene in advance.

He also helped my wife and I prepare wedding dresses.

Then I'll just go get married.

The Bull Demon King said that it is time for the dog, and after I used a panacea to heal her injury, I was just about to marry her as a wife, and you have to come to pick her up when you ride a horse.

Picking peaches is not so good.

When I am a tool cow? Licking cows?

Sha Wujing asked again: "What about the master? The master was sucked away by a burst of light. Where did he go?"

"Your master traveled to India, and he will come back with the moonlight treasure box, so don't worry." Su Qing said the plot of the movie casually.

Guanyin gave him a deep look, why does this person even know such details?

He is too thin!

What the **** is behind him?

She felt the world's deep malice towards their Buddhists, and the air was cold in the hot weather. When will their Buddhists stand up?

In the evening, Su Qing got to know Bai Jingjing in-depth in the tent, and Bai Gu Jing also had a different flavor.

Explain what? It means he has good teeth!

Even the bones can be gnawed.

Not picky eaters, good teeth, can harvest different happiness, but also promote the integration of various ethnic groups.

He is such a great man, not many more.

Outside, Miaoshan touched Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing: "Bajie, Wujing, now the situation has reached an extremely bad level, I am seriously injured and cannot use my cultivation, so I need you to go back to Lingshan and report this to the Buddha, so that He decides."

Hahaha, bastard, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are much more obedient than that demon monkey, they even gave me a chance to contact them privately, you are finished!

"Amitabha, Bodhisattva, please forgive the old pig for not being able to agree." Zhu Bajie folded his hands together and said.

Sha Wujing also chanted a Buddha's name.

Guanyin was stunned: "Why?"

"No one in this world likes to be calculated." Zhu Bajie took out a book with the words "Journey to the West" on it.

Guanyin took over and looked at it, his face quickly turned dark: "Slander! It's all slander! Lingshan Purdue people, how can it be so sinister like this!"

"Can the above record be true? Bodhisattvas must know that monks do not lie." Sha Wujing said indifferently.

Guanyin was speechless, because the Journey to the West was indeed no different from what was written in the book, and her scalp felt numb for a while. Who the **** was targeting Buddhism?

The book was given to Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing by Su Qing to prevent them from being instigated by Guanyin.

Of course, it is not the genuine Westward Journey, because Buddhism is not so sinister and sinister in the genuine Westward Journey.

What Su Qing gave is a copy of Journey to the West written by a modern web writer (´,,•∀•,,`)

As we all know, all the people of Journey to the West, Buddhism is a big villain, so how to write insidiously, how to write how sinister and cunning.

Moreover, it does not deviate from the main line of Journey to the West, and the backgrounds of each character are the same as theirs, so in the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, they appear very real.

So it's no wonder that Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing have a good impression of Buddhism after reading it.

Especially when they had just witnessed the elder brother being tricked, they even thought that the Buddhism in that book was the real Buddhism.

Still believe that they are all calculated.

Under such circumstances, they would only listen to Guanyin's report to Lingshan unless they were cheap.

So, Guanyin wants to fight Su Yinbi.

Still a little too tender.

Without perfect preparation, how could she have the opportunity to contact Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing privately?

Guanyin was desperate, Lingshan didn't know about human affairs, and thought everything was under control.

Where will the Journey to the West lead?

As for Lingshan's discovery that she hadn't gone back for a long time and sent someone to look for her, she had given up hope.

Because one day in heaven and one year on earth.

She would not go to work for at least two days before the Buddha would send someone to look for her in the Zizhu Forest in the South China Sea.

Two days later, it's been two years in the world.

The daylilies were cold by then.

Maybe her children were born by then.

…………

In the morning, a red sun rose from the sky.

Su Qing walked out of the tent refreshed.

Then I took out a pot, and then took out the hot pot base. I ate hot pot in the morning. There was no way. I have this condition at home.

A fireball hit the bottom of the pot, and with the hot pot base material, the rich aroma diffused.

Then there was another water polo technique, and then all kinds of cooking-resistant ingredients were poured into the pot and boiled.

Those who were sleeping were woken up by the fragrance.

"What's the taste, Master Su, what are we going to eat this morning!" Zhu Bajie ran over first, eager to drink a hot pot base.

Guanyin said coldly: "Pig Bajie, monks don't stick to meat, are you trying to break the precept?"

"The Bodhisattva misunderstood, my old pig is not about to break the precept, but it has already been broken." Zhu Bajie said.

Sha Wujing hummed, "Me too."

"You..." Guanyin was furious.

Soon, the hot pot is ready.

Su Qing began to distribute tableware and chopsticks: "Eat, eat, eat, don't be polite, beer and drink whatever you want."

"This seat doesn't need it." Guanyin turned his head.

Su Qing frowned: "What did you say?"

Guanyin's tender body trembled, and in order not to be beaten, he walked slowly to the edge of the hot pot.

"Eat!" Su Qing gave her a piece of fat cow.

Guanyin's beautiful eyes were full of tears, and his eyebrows were full of pleading: "Please, don't torture me."

Forcing out family members to eat meat is torture.

"I'm doing this for your own good. If you eat vegetarian food every day and your nutrition is not balanced, you will suffer from stunted growth." Su Qing persuaded her hard and kept serving her vegetables.

Guanyin glanced down and couldn't even see his own toes: "Is this still stunted?"

"Then eat more meat and grow again." Su Qing was expressionless, already a little impatient.

Guanyin pursed his lips, picked up the fat cow with trembling hands, and carefully handed it to his mouth.

Amitabha, Buddha is above.

The disciples were forced by others, but in desperation, they broke the precepts, and hoped that the Buddha would forgive their sins.

He blamed himself silently in his heart, and then took a light bite with an expression of resignation.

Immediately afterwards, the whole person was stunned. The fresh aroma of beef and the spicyness of the hot pot base bloomed on the tip of the tongue, and a little splash of soup stimulated her taste buds.

How can it be... so delicious?

That's all, since the other party is persecuting it by force, then I can only accept it helplessly.

I believe the Buddha will forgive her.

Sister Guanyin began to be forced to eat meat, blaming herself in her heart while eating.

She swears she doesn't want to either.

But it's so fragrant (づ◡ど)! ! !