Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

Guanyin hiccupped after drinking and eating.

Seeing everyone staring at him, a blush appeared on his pretty face, and he put his hands together seriously and said, "The poor monk is being forced, Amitabha."

"Bodhisattva, we are too, we are all fallen people from the end of the world, toast." Sha Wujing raised the wine.

Guanyin reservedly picked up the canned wine: "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, wine and meat pass through the intestines, I stay in Buddha's heart, Wujing, please."

"Yes, yes, no matter what the heart is, although we drink, we eat meat, and we peek at the long black silk legs of the Bodhisattva, we are still good monks, Namo Amitabha." Zhu Bajie nodded repeatedly.

Guanyin put away her legs, and she didn't know that the **** found this kind of thing. After wearing it, she couldn't put it down on her own legs.

Amitabha, sin, sin.

Su Qing took out a cigarette and lit it, and threw it to the Supreme Treasure: "Accompany one."

"Daxian, what is this?" asked the supreme treasure.

Su Qing exhaled a breath of smoke: "It's loneliness."

At this moment, everyone felt that he was full of stories, and that a fan was generally masculine.

"Then I will also taste loneliness, Bajie, light a fire for me." Supreme Treasure imitated Su Qing and held the cigarette.

Zhu Bajie rubbed a fireball and threw it.

boom! Supreme Treasure becomes Saitama.

Supreme Treasure: "..."

"Brother Monkey, I didn't mean it!" As soon as Zhu Bajie lost his bowl and chopsticks, he got up and ran.

Supreme Treasure chased wildly: "You stop for me!"

After half an hour, Su Qing released the Hummer.

"What is this?"

Guanyin looked curious, she found that Su Qing always seemed to be able to pull out new things from her body.

Zhu Bajie boasted and said: "Bodhisattva, this is called a hummer, you don't need to eat, drink, and run fast. If the Buddha had given us this horse to travel west, he would have finished fetching the scriptures long ago. If you can't be too long-winded, you have caught the master."

"Hummer?" Bodhisattva was still confused.

Su Qing shoved her into the co-pilot: "There's so much nonsense, get out of here, I'm going to drive."

"Bastard! How dare you offend me, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, remove your dirty hands!"

After Sister Guanyin lost her mana, she has lost her former sexuality and indifferent demeanor.

Su Qing is indeed a good doctor in this regard.

After all, he has extensive clinical experience.

A moment later, the Hummer hurried in the desert, heading for the Bull Demon King's lair.

The sound of music drifted in the wind.

"I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword..."

Xu Wei's song goes well with driving.

The scenery quickly regressed, and in the sound of music, Guanyin felt that his heart involuntarily calmed down.

She had been thinking about how to get the news back to Lingshan all night, but now, she thought about it.

Why push yourself so hard?

Everything goes with the flow, let him go, anyway, she has worked hard, and the rest is left to God's will.

………………

At night, the car passed a ruin.

Just happened to see Tang Sanzang in a Sanzang outfit wandering outside.

He just shuttled back with the Moonlight Treasure Box.

"master!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng jumped directly from the car.

"Wow, Bajie, Wujing, I miss you all because of my teacher!" Tang Sanzang jumped excitedly.

The Supreme Treasure, Bai Jingjing, and Chunsan Thirty Niang then got out of the car, and Tang Sanzang exclaimed, "Wukong!"

"I'm not your apprentice, I'm the Supreme Treasure of Wuyueshan Jade-faced Xiaolangjun." The Supreme Treasure denied on the spot.

Tang Sanzang shook his head: "Wukong, you're being naughty again, even though you don't have any hair now, my teacher won't despise you, and my teacher even brought you a gift this time in India. Look at this banana, This is Asan's specialty, and it's great..."

"Shut up! If you dare to say more, I'll put that banana in your mouth!" Su Qing said.

Tang Sanzang followed the prestige and saw Su Qing and Guanyin coming down: "Wow! Sister Guanyin! You are such a good name! Is the Buddha and his old man in good health? If not, I will take it from Asan this time. I came back with a magical medicine, this Indian oil, which Buddha deserves to have, it works..."

"Tang Sanzang! Shut me up!" Guanyin's face was black and almost collapsed. Now she finally realized that Tang Sanzang was the origin of all these accidents.

If it weren't for his long-windedness, how could Sun Wukong be forced by him to kill his relatives righteously?

If Sun Wukong was not forced to betray by him, how could the latter series of things happen?

So in the final analysis, it was the Buddha who made a mistake in selecting people and chose such a pitiful product.

What does this say bros?

It means that no matter how bad you are, as long as you have a background, you can still get a good position.

And you don't have to take responsibility after work goes wrong, and subordinates will bear all the blame.

"Sister Guanyin, although I admire you very much, it's not right for you to shut me up, it's depriving me of the right to speak... woo woo..."

Su Qing directly cast a spell to seal his mouth.

In an instant, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It feels like the whole world is quiet.

Then Su Qing stuffed Tang Sanzang into the trunk, and everyone went on the road again to find the Bull Demon King.

…………

At noon the next day, the sun was scorching hot.

The cave mansion of the Bull Demon King was decorated with lanterns.

There is an endless stream of guests.

Today is the great day of the Bull Demon King.

His marriage to his wife, Princess Tie Fan, had broken down for a long time, so he dared to marry a new love so openly.

The reason for the breakup was that Mrs. Niu fell in love with his sworn brother, Sun Wukong.

Although the two of them haven't made any physical progress yet, she's already greened the Bull Demon King at the ideological level.

Are monkeys stronger than oxen?

But considering that Princess Tie Fan has been bullied for so many years, it makes sense to want to change her taste.

"Congratulations, King Hexi, King."

"Hahaha, the same joy."

The Bull Demon King took a big red flower and shuttled between the guests with a smile on his face: "You all sit first, old cow, I'll go see if the bride is ready."

Later, when he came to the wedding room, he saw Fairy Zixia, who was wearing a red dress, with a prosperous beauty and a slightly pale face, staring in the mirror in a daze.

"Hurry up! Your sweetheart won't come to save you, and if he comes, he won't be able to save you!" The Bull Demon King looked at Fairy Zixia with a cold snort and said displeasedly.

Fairy Zixia smiled with a look of longing in her eyes: "He will, my crush is an unparalleled hero, and he will walk on colorful clouds to marry me."

"Hahaha! Joke! Come with me!" The Bull Demon King sneered, grabbing her wrist and dragging it out.

Fairy Zixia's resistance was ineffective, so she followed him out of the room and into the courtyard where the guests gathered.

"The bride is here!"

"The bride is so beautiful!"

"It's like a talented woman with the king!"

The guests were obviously blind, and they said it was more suitable for the disabled people of the demon clan to hold a gala.

"Worship the heavens and the earth!" shouted the bull demon who presided over the wedding.

The Bull Demon King laughed, pressing Zixia's head directly and forcibly worshipping the heavens and the earth with him.

At this moment, the situation in the sky suddenly changed.

The wind blows.

Then a BGM suddenly sounded.

The majestic suona sound spread throughout the audience.

The Knife Club Overture is simply yyds!

The clouds in the sky turned into seven colors, and Su Qing stepped into the air wearing a red wedding dress.

"Zixia, my husband is here."

Fairy Zixia had a bright smile on her pretty face.

All the monsters were stunned, looking up at Su Qing, who was in high spirits in the sky.

Outside the cave, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, sweating profusely, kept casting spells to create colorful clouds for Su Qing.

Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang were casting spells to create a gust of wind to accentuate Su Qing's presence.

"Damn it! We suffered all the hardships behind our backs, and forced him to act in front of him alone."

The supreme treasure carrying the stereo scolded.