Urban Villain: I Am The System Provider

Just when Lin Fan was extremely angry, the system's voice directly extinguished his anger.

"Dip! The system issues a temporary task - be brave to prove yourself!"

"Option 1: Say affectionately to the target: Although I'm a bit stupid and my IQ is not high, I love you at first sight, my treasure, and I want to be your licking dog.

Option 2: Seriously say to the target: Although I am ugly, I am very gentle, I want to start a new small family with you, give me a chance. "

"Option 1 reward: 100 dog licking points!

Option 2 reward: 50 dog licking points!"

Lin Fan fell into a brief thought after seeing the options.

In Wang Lili's live broadcast room, there was also a heated discussion at this time.

"This dude can't even speak after being yelled at..."

"It's so miserable, I suffered a huge personal attack, I feel sorry for this guy for a second!"

"I bet this man can't stand this kind of humiliation, at most one minute, when he calms down, he turns around and leaves! 39

"Small! The layout is small! If it were me, I would definitely scold her in front of all the diners in the western restaurant.

"Scolded her in frustration, if it was me, I would pull her to the bed and beat her up!"

Lin Fan was completely unaware of the fierce quarrel in the live broadcast room.

He is now wrestling with two options.

Of these two options, the second is obviously easier than the first.

However, the first option has 50 more licking points than the second.

The system draws a prize, which requires 100 dog licking points.

That is to say, if the second option is selected, the dog licking value he gets is not enough for him to draw a prize.

The dog licking value on him has been almost spent by him.

After licking Aunt Wang, Lin Fan gained a total of 1,500 dog licking points.

15 draws.

There are 12 times thank you for your patronage.

He drew the remaining three: all attributes +1, the hand of God, and the tongue is like a locust!

Only the full attribute +1 is useful to him, and the remaining two rewards are simply outrageous.

The Hand of God: Inherited from the famous film and television actor of Sakura Country.

Tongue like a locust: Inherited from the great Xia Kingdom, the lost technique can be seen from the essay "Vitrobatics" written by Lin Sihuan, a famous writer in the Qing Dynasty.

Although these two skills seem to be very different, they helped him a lot when he attacked Aunt Wang!

Made him suffer a lot less.

It was these two skills that allowed him to successfully escape from Aunt Wang's terrifying claws.

Otherwise, he will definitely be disgusted to death.

"Dip! Please choose the host quickly, the host has 10 seconds to choose~

Lin Fan gritted his teeth and chose the first option!

"I choose the first option!

The second option was not worth the candle for him.

What's more, after experiencing Aunt Wang's incident, his psychological endurance has increased a lot.

Compared to that big horror, these are drizzle!

Isn't that just being a licking dog?

Isn't it just two words?

What can't be done!

"Dip! The host chooses the first option, please complete the system task within two minutes! 35

Lin Fan took a deep breath and looked up at Wang Lili in front of him.

The reminders of the system are constantly recalled in my head!

To say affectionately to the target: Although I am a bit stupid and my IQ is not high, I fell in love with you at first sight, my treasure, I want to be your licking dog.

deep feeling!

It must be affectionate, otherwise the dog system may not recognize the account.

He has already suffered a lot from this.

Wang Lili was a little terrified by Lin Fan's sudden fiery gaze!

"This... Lin Fan's eyes aren't quite right!"

"This Lin Fan won't be stunned, will he?"

"This guy looks at Lili like I look at my old sow during Chinese New Year"

"Please tell your story upstairs!"

Then I heard Lin Fan's voice!

"Lili! Although I'm a little stupid and my IQ is not high, I fell in love with you at first sight, my treasure, I want to be your licking dog"

When Lin Fan said this, although he was very embarrassed, it was still within his tolerance.

Unlike the first time, facing social death!

He has lived in a deep pool for a long time, and naturally he does not know much about the live broadcast industry that has emerged in the past two years.

I have no concept of live broadcast, so I don't know that the woman in front of him is revealing his words and even his facial expressions through live broadcast!

The face of a cultivator is particularly important, and Lin Fan valued his face the most.

But what he didn't know was that the face he maintained would soon be gone.

After Wang Lili heard Lin Fan's words, she was stunned.

She had thought just now that Lin Fan might leave in anger, he might insult her a few times, and he might even say two harsh words.

But she never imagined that such a sentence would come out of Lin Fan's mouth!

I'm a little silly...love you at first sight...my baby...want to be your licking dog!

Wang Lili swallowed, facing such an answer, she was speechless for a while!

The live broadcast room also exploded.

"Fuck! What did I hear? 35

"The dog is barking! The dog is barking! A licking dog is barking!"

"Bao, I have an infusion today, what kind of fluid did I infuse? I miss your night!

"I stepped on your head, why are you still licking it?"

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"Fuck, upstairs, this expression pack is made?"

How developed is the Internet now? The big things can quickly spread all over the Internet.

Soon, many netizens made expression packs of Lin Fan's dog-licking look, attached pictures and texts, and posted them online.

Some people even recorded the original video just now and posted it on major short video websites.

Mainly because of the scene just now, the reversal was too great.

Lin Fan suddenly felt that licking a dog was worth a lot of money, all he had to do was move his lips.

The most important thing is that just now he specially lowered his voice, except Wang Lili, other customers around him couldn't hear him at all.

As long as he doesn't lose face, he can say anything, even if this woman arranges him behind his back, it's a big deal if he doesn't admit it!

No evidence yet!

Who can prove that I am a big licking dog?

nobody!

hey-hey!

Wang Lili frowned, she felt that she could not handle this Lin Fan now.

Too shameless!

Suddenly, she had a flash of light.

He frowned and said to Lin Fan who was in front of him: There is one thing I hope you don't suggest!

The woman's voice was a little hoarse, her head lowered, and she looked a little pitiful.

Lin Fan was also indulging in the joy of getting the dog licking value.

Looking up at Wang Lili, "What do you suggest?"

Wang Lili said slowly: "Since you like me, I feel it is necessary to tell you a fact!"

Lin Fan looked puzzled and said, "What facts?

Wang Lili said with a twist: "So far, I have dated 108 boyfriends and gave birth to 7 children!"

Lin Fan: ""

Water friends:

"Fuck! Sister Li social society!

"He went to Liangshan and gave birth to seven gourd babies, right?

"As soon as you hear it, you know it's fake. Sister Li, even if you want to scare him, at least you have to be real? It sounds too fake."

(by Nuo Zhao)

Lin Fan was very speechless and did not intend to answer.

Seeing that Lin Fan didn't speak, Wang Lili smiled.

"I'm kidding you! How could I have seven children? I'm not a sow! 35

Immediately, he pretended to be pitiful again, "I'm pregnant, my family doesn't know, the reason why I came to the blind date is to find a man to cover, are you still willing?

"I saw that you were so sincere to me, that's why I told you the truth.

Lin Fan: 35

He didn't know whether he was pregnant or not, but he could see it now, this woman just wanted to tease him!

But he didn't make any next move.

Because he knew that this shitty system would definitely do things.

Sure enough, the system issued him a temporary task again.

"Dip! Trigger a temporary task - take over the next man!

"Option 1: The host stood up and shouted: I don't care whose child you are carrying, I will take care of it when it is born, and I will give him his surname!

Option 2: The host stood up and said gently: My baby, pregnancy is a very painful thing, isn't my child very important? As long as it is yours, I like it!" Ju.