Urban Villain: I Am The System Provider

As always two options!

Option 1: The host stood up and shouted: I don't care whose child you are carrying, I will take care of it when it is born, and my surname will be his!

Option 2: The host stood up and said gently: My baby, pregnancy is a very painful thing, isn't my child very important? As long as it is yours, I like it!

[Note: Both options need to let at least 100 people feel your sincerity, otherwise no record will be given! 】

hiss~

these two options.

It's all very difficult!

This is the rhythm for him to be the catcher!

Check out the first option!

When he is born, I will take care of him, and I will take his surname.

Is this what a human being can say?

Anyway, Lin Fan felt that he didn't have the face to say such a thing.

Too licking, although you are a dog licking system, but it would be too much for me to be... a pick-up man!

He is a cultivator in the foundation-building stage!

How can you be a pick-up man!

The second option seems to be much better, but it's also more difficult.

Because it needs to be heard by at least 100 people!

He didn't know if there were a hundred people in this restaurant.

If there are not enough people, do you want to scream in the street?

Although it seems that the first option is better than the second option, but in fact there is not much difference.

Moreover, the rewards of the two are also different.

The first option rewards 500 licking points, and the second option rewards 300 licking points.

After seeing the reward, Lin Fan had already made up his mind.

Choose the first option!

The second option is not only less rewarding, but also difficult to complete.

The system asked him to say 097 softly and let more than 100 people hear it, which was almost impossible.

Is it possible to walk over table by table and talk to them slowly?

It would be better to die early than to live early.

Just lick your scalp recklessly.

Whenever he felt that he was about to lose his lick, he would think about Aunt Wang.

Then all of a sudden it felt like they were all floating clouds.

Aunt Wang had already caused irreparable psychological trauma to him. Every night he would wake up screaming and wake up with Aunt Wang in his dreams.

If he does not complete the task, he will be obliterated by the system.

Aunt Wang has survived. If he died here, wouldn't it be a big loss?

At the same time, the confidence in my heart is stronger!

"System, I choose the first option!

"Dip! Congratulations to the host for choosing the first option, please complete the task within five minutes!"

Wang Lili looked down at the barrage of the water friends.

The water friends are all asking her if she is pregnant or not.

hehe~

How could it be true!

"Alright~ This Lin Fan is indeed beyond my imagination, I just want to see what he can lick!

She has experienced many battles and will take safety measures in advance every time. It is impossible to win the bid.

"This Lin Fan is really the best licking dog I've ever seen."

"It's the first time I've seen someone who took the initiative to say that he was a dog licker."

"Now I'm curious, what kind of expression does he have when he hears the main (ageb) broadcast of pregnancy? 55

"To be regarded as a pick-up man, any man would be annoyed and angry, right?"

"It's open, it's open! I bet Lin Fan will leave!"

"Haha~ You don't understand the essence of licking a dog. A real licking dog won't give up easily when he catches a target! I bet he will lick the anchor even more crazy!

Wang Lili put away her phone, she was also very curious, what would Lin Fan do?

After all, what she said just now could almost be regarded as humiliating Lin Fan.

Let a man be a pan-player and turn into something that no one can swallow. For the effect of the live broadcast, she also fought hard!

But, next second!

Lin Fan on the opposite side stood up straight!

He clapped his hands on the table,

"Bang!" A sound.

The loud sound immediately attracted the attention of others in the restaurant.

Fighting?

Lin Fan looked around, after making sure that everyone's eyes were gathered here.

Heartbroken, he opened his mouth and said loudly:

"I don't care whose child you are carrying, I'll take care of it when it's born, I'll take his surname! 99

As soon as these words came out, no one in the audience dared to speak.

For a time, people were stunned.

Even the barrage in Wang Lili's live broadcast room was stagnant.

Lin Fan swallowed, feeling that his reputation was ruined.

Even if he really cultivated to the cultivation level of Returning to the Void Earth Immortal in the future, the name of this super big licking dog + picker man will always follow him.

He's generating a lot of waves of crash values ​​again!

After a short silence, everyone came back to their senses.

"My day! I am born, I will raise it, and I have the child's last name! 55

"This...I'm speechless!"

"Refreshed the three views, I'm really fucking! It's the first time I've seen such a person."

"Lili, you better hurry away, I suspect that this person has a mental problem!

Wang Lili was also startled, and after being reminded by the water friend, she went to look at Lin Fan's face and eyes again.

Immediately, there was a panic in my heart, I wouldn't have really encountered a neuropathy, would I?

Suddenly, she remembered that the previous investigation of Lin Fan had shown that Lin Fan had mysteriously disappeared for three years!

Who knows what happened to him in the past three years?

What if it's a neuropathy?

Being stared at by a mental illness, is she not finished?

Wang Lili felt restless.

He quickly squeezed out a smile, "Mr. Lin Fan, I'm leaving first! Goodbye!

After speaking, she picked up the bag on the table, took her large group of water friends, and slipped away.

Lin Fan was very embarrassed at the moment, so many diners were staring at him, making him feel ashamed.

After waiting for a long time, I finally got the system prompt.

"Dip! Congratulations to the host for completing the temporary task and getting 500 dog licking points.

What surprised Lin Fan was that the system didn't let him keep licking this Wang Lili.

But he didn't have time to think so much at this time, so he just slipped away!

There are so many people staring at him here. If someone takes out their mobile phone to take a photo or record a video or something, and post it on the Internet, wouldn't he stop?

In the face of these hundreds of people's reputation being ruined, he can still accept it reluctantly, if people all over the country know what he just said.

Then he was really embarrassed.

Lin Fan had just returned home.

I heard a whistle.

"Brother~ I didn't expect you to be a licking dog! Or the kind of giant licking!

On the sofa, a girl with the appearance of a junior high school was holding a mobile phone and pouted at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan's pupils suddenly shrank.

Lick the dog?

The two words he is most afraid to hear now are - lick the dog!

As long as he heard the word licking a dog, he would always automatically take his seat.

and many more!

My sister said he was licking a dog?

"Don't slander me, how can I be a licking dog? What a joke! 99

Of course Lin Fan couldn't admit that he was licking a dog.

"Cut~ You can see for yourself!" Said, the girl handed Lin Fan the phone in her hand.

It's a short video she brushed.

Although it is only a dozen seconds, the author of the video is obviously very skilled in editing.

I cut out all the paragraphs that Lin Fan licked the most, and added pictures and texts.

Looks funny.

"Hey~ I see it, but I still don't admit it"

"My child's surname...Brother, you are really a genius, you have lost all the faces of our Lin family.

After Lin Fan read it, the blue veins on his forehead jumped.

How did the video come out? How did it all pass to your sister?

"Little, tell me, who gave you the video?"

Lin Xiaoxiao frowned and said, "Who knows how it was filmed, anyway, the entire Internet is now full of your videos and spoof emojis"

"By the way, there are still many people who have made you a ghost video. I won't dare to call you brother in the future when I go out. I'm afraid of shame!"

Lin Fan finally figured it out now, someone recorded the video of his blind date and posted it on the Internet!

Make yourself known now.

Everyone knows that he has become a big licking dog and a professional pick-up man.

Lin Fan suddenly felt a surge of blood and a fever in his head.

The entire popularity almost fainted.

Omg!

His first name was ruined.

Even if he really became an immortal, he couldn't get rid of people's criticism.

Thinking about it... he felt that his life was getting darker!