Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

Su Family Manor, in a certain room.

Brain teaser PK competition.

Still in full swing, the current battle situation has entered an anxious state.

Lin XuanPK Chen Kexin, 100 games.

Score of both sides: [95:92]

Bedside.

Lin Xuan, who had narrowly won several games, took Su Qingge's fair little hand and asked a new question.

"A black man and a white man mate and give birth to a baby. What color are the baby's teeth?"

"Haha! Of course the teeth are white...that's weird! There is only one truth, babies don't have teeth!"

Chen Kexin held up her black-rimmed glasses, made a deliberate feint, and then looked at Lin Xuan provocatively.

Score of both sides: [95:93]

This little bitch, I didn’t expect to be quite capable...

Lin Xuan was a little surprised.

At first, he thought he could quickly capture Chen Kexin.

But he never expected that the opponent's two brushes could not cover him up, and he could actually be tied with him.

"In the brain teaser competition held in school, I always top the list. Everyone calls me the [King of Brain Teasers]."

"But you're not bad either. You come up with a lot of brain teasers, all of which I've never heard of..."

While Chen Kexin showed off her IQ, she also felt inexplicable admiration for Lin Xuan.

The other party is not only great at writing songs, but also has the ability to create original "brain teasers". How does his brain grow? !

certainly......

It is impossible for Chen Kexin to say these inner thoughts.

She didn't want to see Lin Xuan pretending to be cool in front of her, it would be more uncomfortable than killing her. o(＞﹏＜)o

"Okay, now it's my turn to ask the question."

"In the restaurant, there were two pairs of father and son dining. Each ordered a steak worth 70 yuan. When they paid, they only paid 210 yuan. Why?"

After asking, the little Loli stared at Lin Xuan nervously, praying constantly in her heart...

Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

.......

The current score between the two sides is: [95:93]. They are very tight. If they don't work harder, they will really lose.

In the nervous eyes of little Loli.

Lin Xuan frowned slightly and fell into thought.

Without cheating, he can only rely on his own experience and wisdom.

Two pairs of father and son?

Spend 70 yuan per person?

When you paid the bill, you only paid 210 yuan? ? ?

According to normal thinking, two pairs of father and son, four people, should be 280 yuan!

The highlight of the brain teasers is the unexpected.

Sometimes it is not possible to answer a question just by having IQ.

Just like Lin Xuan now, even though he thinks he has an IQ of 250.

But I couldn't find a clue for a while, and when I was about to lose this game...

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Su Qingge drawing three "little people" on the paper.

One is old, one is young and one is young.

brush--

Lin Xuan suddenly had an idea flash in his mind and grinned:

"Because... they are three generations of grandparents."

Chen Kexin: "......"

ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ﾉAhhhh! ! !

Why did you answer it again? !

Obviously I couldn't answer it just now, wait...

Chen Kexin seemed to have remembered something. When she took a closer look, she discovered Su Qingge's painting.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Sister Qingge, don't you love me anymore? You actually helped Brother Lin Xuan cheat!"

"o(╥﹏╥)oHave you forgotten the bond between us..."

Facing Chen Kexin's cry, Su Qingge felt a little embarrassed.

She just thought it was fun and wanted to participate in the game between the two of them.

In desperation, she also made a promise.

[I'll help you in the next game. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ ]

Suddenly, Chen Ke smiled happily, as if he had a chance to win.

"Oye\(^o^)/, we husband and wife are of the same mind, and we can cut through metal."

"Shit! Don't act like I don't exist! You damn brat!"

Lin Xuan raised his eyebrows, feeling deeply resentful towards the little Lolita who wanted to poach him at some point.

Then he rolled his eyes and gave his own question with a wicked smile:

"Which organ in the human body automatically expands when excited?"

Finished.

In order to mislead, Lin Xuan also deliberately showed a meaningful smile.

"You...you are shameless. How do you want me to answer this?!"

"I refuse to answer this obscene question."

Originally, Chen Kexin was still confused and had not yet thought of the answer to the question.

But when you see Lin Xuan's behavior and that lewd expression...

She thought of a certain [deleted] website she had browsed, understood it instantly, and her face suddenly turned red.

"Why are you so shameless? It's a normal question! If you can't answer it, then you lose."

Facing Lin Xuan's questioning, Chen Kexin glared at him in shame and asked for help.

"Sister Qingge, please help~~"

"I never thought of it! I never thought of it!"

The little loli pretended to be innocent, holding her twin ponytails with a desperate look on her face, showing that she had no clue at all.

On the hospital bed.

Su Qingge didn't react at first, until he thought about it again and again.

Only then did he realize it later, and was immediately silenced by Lin Xuan.

This guy actually asked such a shameless question.

Oh, I’m really not ashamed!

But since he agreed to help Chen Kexin once, Su Qingge had no choice but to endure his shyness and silently wrote:

[Golden cudgel. ]

Lin Xuan: "(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪ ;)Huh?!!"

"Qing Ge, what are you talking about? Do men have long golden cudgels? That is only for Sun Wukong!"

"I obviously meant the pupils."

"When people are excited, their pupils will automatically expand."

"As for the range size...when the pupil is contracted, the diameter can be less than 1 millimeter. When it is dilated, it can be greater than 9 millimeters."

"And Qingge, the golden cudgel you are referring to...which part is it? I am a pure boy. I don't understand it at all. Please explain."

"..."

Hearing Lin Xuan's answer (-"-anger), Chen Kexin was speechless.

Didn't this bastard deliberately mislead people?

Normal people would think wrong!

I just didn't expect that even Sister Qingge would think wrongly and think of the bad thing in a man...

w(ﾟДﾟ)wahhh! ! ! !

how so? !

It doesn’t matter if I understand it instantly, how come my pure sister Qingge also understands it! ! !

Sure enough, after being with Lin Xuannu for a long time, my sister Qingge was eventually contaminated by him...

now.

The most embarrassing thing was... Su Qingge on the hospital bed.

She didn't expect that the answer she risked herself to answer was actually wrong.

This makes people want to burrow into the ground to sew, okay?

But Lin Xuan actually dared to...pretend to be innocent and question her! ! !

[(〃＞伜)Damn Lin Xuan, even if you try to seduce me, you still dare to pretend to be innocent. ]

[Pupillary dilation is a skill shared by both men and women. ]

[But he specifically refers to men. Isn’t this intentionally misleading? ! ]

[Fortunately, I can't move now, otherwise I would definitely be embarrassed to face this kind of thing in person. ]

[(╬◣д◢)This is all Lin Xuan’s fault! ]

[Fortunately, I reminded him from time to time just now, this kid actually dares to repay kindness with hatred! ]

[I made a decision! We must help Kexin win this game! ! ! ]

[Let Lin Xuan know the consequences of being alone and helpless, and see if he dares to trick me like this next time...]

...........

now.

Su Qingge was still sleeping quietly on the surface, but his heart was full of rich psychological activities.

She decided to side with the little Lolita and punish the unforgivable Lin Xuan.

The current score between the two sides: [97:93].

And the next battle situation.

Directly transformed into... one man PK two women, Lin Xuan VS Su Qingge and Chen Kexin.

Chen Kexin: "A plane crashed and the scene was in pieces. But surprisingly, there were no casualties. Why do you think this is?"

Lin Xuan: "Because this is a remote control aircraft."

...........

Lin Xuan: "Why does Superman wear tights?"

Chen Kexin: "I know, because it's important to save people!"

...........

Chen Kexin: "Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn?"

Lin Xuan: "Nonsense, if you don't want to fly, why don't you just walk?!"

...........

Lin Xuan: "What animal is most likely to fall?"

Chen Kexin: "Fox, because foxes have cunning feet."

...........

Chen Kexin: "What is something that clearly belongs to you, but others use it much more than you do?"

Lin Xuan: "Well... name, your name."

...........

Lin Xuan: "I don't know Qinggong, but if I put one foot on an egg, the egg won't break. Why is that?"

Chen Kexin: ".......... (racking my brain~~)"

Su Qingge: [I answered for her because the other foot was on the ground. ]

...........

Su Qingge: [I asked this question for Kexin. The question she asked was too easy. ]

Chen Kexin: "......(The baby doesn't want to, but the baby doesn't dare to say~~)"

Lin Xuan: "Come on, I accept all challenges."

Su Qingge: [What does it mean to add a precious "bei" next to the word "Tu"? ]

Lin Xuan: "Ba (Dad~~)"

Su Qingge: [Be good! o(*^＠^*)oAfter all, I am your dad~~ ]

Lin Xuan: "(ÒωÓױ)! (•́へ•́╬)!"

Chen Kexin: "......(*^▽^*) (gloating about the misfortune~~)"

...........

Lin Xuan: "Kexin, shut up! This question is for Qingge. What is the name of the old man in Calabash Baby?"

Chen Kexin: "......(Baobao is unwilling, but (Baobao) dare not say~~)"

Su Qingge: [Grandpa. ]

Lin Xuan: "Be good~~→_→After all, I am your master~~"

Su Qingge: [(-＂-anger), [○･｀Д´･○]. Come again! Kexin, don’t talk... ]

Chen Kexin: "......(The baby doesn't want to, but the baby doesn't dare to have an opinion (#￣～￣#)~~)"

...........

As time goes by, the brainteaser PK competition becomes intense.

But at the back, Chen Kexin could only feel aggrieved and huddled in the corner.

Because she had been forcibly deprived of her position as a player, only Lin Xuan was left on the field to compete in the PK.

The two sides go back and forth, and no one is convinced by the other...

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, temporarily interrupting the game process.

Boom, boom, boom!

Along with it... came the voice of housekeeper Liu Juan.

"Mr. Lin, your father came to visit and he brought you a few things. Do you want to see him?"

Um? ? ?

My father? Lin Jianjun?

What is he doing here again this time? |_・)

Lin Xuan was very surprised.

He thought he had experienced it last time...

Let the cold icy rain slap randomly on Lin Jianjun's face...

The other party should be able to recognize the reality and stop dreaming about thinking that he still has a chance to ask for his forgiveness.

Why did he come to the door again this time?

Lin Xuan opened the door with doubts and took several items from the beautiful housekeeper who walked in.

The first thing that comes into view is a self-reflection letter from Lin Jianjun...

[Dear son: ]

[Xiao Xuan! I hope to express to you my deepest guilt and apology through this letter. ]

[As a father, I made serious mistakes. Because of my preference for the illegitimate son Lin Hao, I ignored you. ]

[It also caused you to suffer unfair treatment and made you experience the pain of being isolated. I feel deeply guilty and ashamed about this. ]

[And I was also punished. It was only today that I learned... Lin Hao and I are not related by blood, and he is not your brother. ]

[Hey... What I want to say is that it was actually not me who was wrong. But Lin Hao, the shameless mother and son. ]

[I was seduced by their sweet words, which is why I hurt you repeatedly. ]

[Now that the truth is out, I think you should forgive me immediately. Because it's not my fault and I'm just a poor victim who is kept in the dark. ]

[And I have decided to drive this mother and son out of the house and sever ties with them forever. ]

[For the rest of your life, I will be your only father, and you will be able to enjoy my father's love exclusively. ]

[As long as you respect me well in the future, I firmly believe that the gap between us will disappear soon, and we will still be a family that is tired of cutting trees and loving each other. ]

[correct! In order to make up for my apology to you, I have decided to transfer all the shares in my name to you. ]

[You will be the person in charge of the Lin Group from now on. ]

[But the premise is...you must first sign the "Canceling Letter of Severance of Relationship between Father and Son" to restore our father-son relationship from a legal perspective. ]

[In this case, you can legitimately provide for me in the future without being gossiped about by others in secret. ]

[I will always love your daddy——Mr. Lin. ]

...........

I casually browsed through the contents of the apology letter.

Lin Xuan's expression instantly transformed into the face of an old man on the subway.

Is this an apology letter?

What’s with the strong sense of superiority throughout the article? !

He just wanted to say...

Family members, who knows? !

I met a low-ranking man today, Jue Jue Zi, and I would really appreciate it!

Speechless, big speechless event! ! !

Lin Xuan kept complaining in his heart, and then opened the remaining documents.

[Share transfer contract. ]

[Father-Son Relationship Repair Contract. ]

[Loving Father Pension Insurance. ]