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This should be regarded as the simplest wedding in the Song Dynasty. There was no matchmaker, no three books and six etiquettes. There was only a boy standing aside with a mournful face and shouting: "Kneel down to the sky."

"Two kneel down."

"Kneel down in the high hall three times!"

"Shan Yaksha" Sun Yuan, with a smile on his face, looked at his daughter kneeling on the ground, and then at Zhang Zhengdao who was kneeling in front of him, nodded with satisfaction and said: "Okay, okay, okay, my daughter is finally married. ."

Zhang Zhengdao was wearing an old red dress that he found somewhere, and paired with the green dress that Sun Erniang had just put on, it looked quite festive.

Green leaves lined with red flowers, a talented man matches a beautiful woman!

Taking the big bowl handed over by Lu Xiaoyi, Zhang Zhengdao smiled in a standard flattering manner like that of his bastard Zhang Liu, raised the bowl high above his head and said: "Please have a drink with your father-in-law."

Sun Yuan took the bowl and drank it all in one gulp. Then he threw the bowl at Lu Xiaoyi and scolded: "Smile, my daughter and son-in-law are getting married today. With your face, why are you dissatisfied in your heart?"

Lu Xiaoyi quickly squeezed out a smile and shouted: "I am happy that a senior official in my family can get married. I am really happy. The pain in my back is unbearable and I dare not scream."

Lu Xiaoyi was hit by a carrying pole earlier, and then was knocked down by Sun Yuan in the house. The pain in his back recurred. At this moment, the pain was unbearable, and he did not dare to moan out. He just endured it, so there was no smile on his face.

Sun Yuandao: "Forget it, since you are now a slave of my Sun family, I won't argue with you anymore."

Stretching out his hand, he took off the straws stuck to Zhang Zhengdao's head one by one. Sun Yuan smiled and said, "Son-in-law, what do you call me?"

"Back to my father-in-law, my son-in-law Zhang Zhengdao, a native of Qinghe County, Yunzhou." Zhang Zhengdao replied quickly.

Sun Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and looked at his daughter again. Seeing that she was as cold as ice, he said displeasedly: "Daughter, today is your big day, why don't you smile?"

Sun Erniang said: "Dad, my daughter doesn't want to get married."

"Nonsense, you are so old, how can you not get married? Besides, the son-in-law that dad found is so-so, but he is also good at it. What else are you dissatisfied with?" Sun Yuan stared at his daughter and scolded his daughter.

Zhang Zhengdao tried to smooth things over by saying, "My father-in-law, please don't get angry. Maybe my mother-in-law is not ready yet. She will be fine in two days."

Sun Yuan smiled and said: "My son-in-law is sensible."

"There is one last step." Sun Yuan motioned to Lu Xiaoyi to continue.

Lu Xiaoyi is a little confused. Isn't the worship of heaven and earth already completed? What's the last step left?

Seeing his confusion, Zhang Zhengdao said anxiously: "Send him to the bridal chamber."

Lu Xiaoyi suddenly realized it and shouted quickly: "It's done, let's send the two newlyweds into the bridal chamber."

Zhang Zhengdao stood up carefully and reached out his hand to help Sun Erniang to stand up. However, this woman was very stubborn and stood up on her own without his help.

Sun Yuan's face glowed red, he laughed loudly, then coughed a few times, and shouted: "Okay, okay, okay, daughter and son-in-law, it's late at night, it's time to go to the bridal chamber and rest."

Immediately, he whispered to Zhang Zhengdao: "While I am still alive, hurry up and give birth to a little yaksha."

Zhang Zhengdao understood in his mind and nodded hurriedly: "Don't worry, father-in-law, it won't take long for my father-in-law to take care of his grandson."

Sun Yuan chuckled and said to Sun Erniang: "Don't play with your daughter's temper. Now you have a husband. Even if dad dies now, he can rest in peace."

Sun Erniang saw that the matter had come to this, the heaven and earth had finished praying, the marriage was settled, and Sun Yuan's wish had been fulfilled, so she had no choice but to say: "Dad, don't listen to the charlatan who bullies you, with a body like yours

, it’s easy to live another three to five years.”

Sun Yuan shook his head and said: "Don't talk about dad anymore. It's getting late. Go and have a rest."

The old man kept urging the two of them to go back to their room to rest, so Sun Erniang had no choice but to light another oil lamp and take Zhang Zhengdao back to the thatched house where she lived.

Sun Yuan glanced at Lu Xiaoyi, who was standing stupidly, and said in a low voice: "What are you doing standing around here? Why don't you get some wine and meat to eat."

Lu Xiaoyi did not dare to neglect, and hurried outside, taking advantage of the moonlight, took out the roast goose and wine that Sun Yuan had eaten earlier from the carriage, and moved them to the room.

The old man didn't mind it either. He poured a bowl and drank it alone. Then he said, "You guys, why are your hands and feet so clumsy?"

Lu Xiaoyi groaned in his heart, not daring to offend the murderer, so he had to serve Sun Yuan carefully.

But Zhang Zhengdao followed Sun Erniang and stepped into another thatched house, using the dim light to look at the furnishings in the house.

But I saw a wooden bed leaning against the wall, a table leaning against the window, with some rouge and gouache placed on it, and a bronze mirror standing on the table.

Sun Erniang put the oil lamp on the table, took out the lancet hidden on her body, and patted it on the table. Zhang Zhengdao was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat.

"Let me ask you, why do you know my name?" Sun Erniang raised her eyebrows and asked sharply.

When she was about to kill someone, she was suddenly called by Zhang Zhengdao's name, so she stopped and spared his life.

Zhang Zhengdao smiled and said: "There are rumors in the world that Sun Erniang, the 'Mother Yaksha', has a beautiful face, likes to wear red skirts, and is good at using willow-leaf scimitars, so I recognized her as a lady."

Sun Erniang said in surprise: "Is what you said true?"

Zhang Zhengdao deceived her seriously and said: "I dare not lie. I often hear people say that this Sun Erniang never kills good people, but only evil thieves. She is a hero among women."

Sun Erniang sneered: "You are always good at talking nonsense."

Seeing that the atmosphere had calmed down, Zhang Zhengdao felt less cowardly in his heart. He took two steps to the bedside, sat down, and then said with a smile: "Madam, it's late at night, it's time to rest."

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Sun Erniang frowned and slapped the table. Just as she was about to have a seizure, she heard someone cough outside the window.

"Ahem! Daughter, it's getting late. Get some rest with your husband as soon as possible." The old man Sun Yuan was actually hiding outside, ready to listen to the corner.

Sun Erniang replied helplessly: "Dad, my daughter knows, please go back to the house and rest quickly."

Sun Yuandao: "Don't mess around, go to bed quickly."

Zhang Zhengdao watched Sun Erniang being scolded by his father, Sun Yuan, and snickered in his heart. He sat on the edge of the bed and carefully looked at his cheap wife.

The light was dim, but I saw that Er Niang was in her mid-twenties, with an oval face and two willow-leaf eyebrows. Her face was ruddy and her skin was smooth and even.

Zhang Zhengdao became more and more delighted as he watched. At first, he was worried that this "hag" would look like a yaksha and be ugly, but now he realized that the nickname "Emotion" refers to her moody temperament.

Sun Erniang heard the old man's footsteps walking away, and then turned back to look at Zhang Zhengdao.

This cheap husband looks good and is pleasing to the eye, but his mouth talks nonsense and needs training.

Sun Erniang made up her mind, took the lancet in her hand, walked slowly to the bedside, and said with a smile: "Since you are my husband, why not let me serve you well."

When Zhang Zhengdao saw her raising the machete, he didn't know what to do. He jumped on the bed in fright, shrank to the foot of the bed, and shouted: "Madam, what are you going to do with the knife?"