Water Margin official

Early the next morning, Zhang Zhengdao woke up from his sleep.

After taking a long breath, Zhang Zhengdao opened his eyes, filled with joy of surviving the disaster.

After taking a look at Sun Erniang, the "domestic yaksha" sleeping next to him, Zhang Zhengdao couldn't help but feel a little worried.

This Qiao Yaksha is very scary. The willow-leaf scimitar in his hand last night,

Zhang Zhengdao turned over and sat on the edge of the bed, looking at the clumps of black fluff on the ground.

He was stunned for a long time, until Sun Erniang turned over and her delicate arms inadvertently wrapped around his waist, Zhang Zhengdao came back to his senses.

No matter what, the two people have already gone to the church to get married. No matter how moody this "dominatrix" is, it is impossible for her to really kill her husband.

Zhang Zhengdao felt even more headache when he thought of "Shan Yaksha" Sun Yuan. This old man was also moody. Fortunately, he had some idea of ​​what he cared about.

The old man was afraid that after his death, his daughter would be left homeless and spend the rest of her life wandering around, losing her life in the green forest.

As long as he knows the temperament of his cheap father-in-law, he can still save his life.

At this time, a laughing voice came to her ears. Sun Erniang sat up and remembered how Zhang Zhengdao was trembling with fear after being teased by her last night. She thought it was very funny and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Good morning, madam!" Zhang Zhengdao turned around and said hello.

Sun Erniang Liu Ye frowned, obviously she was not used to this title yet, and she felt a little troubled when she thought that she actually slept in the same bed with this man.

Seeing that she was about to fall out again, Zhang Zhengdao hurriedly got out of bed and put on his shoes, and then shouted: "I'm going to prepare breakfast."

After saying that, he hurriedly left the thatched house.

When we arrived at the courtyard, it was already bright, the spring breeze was warm, and the sun was shining brightly.

His carriage and horse had been driven into the courtyard, and the horse was gnawing on the grass on the ground. When he saw Zhang Zhengdao, he snorted and spit a little.

"Master." Lu Xiaoyi rubbed his red and swollen eyes and came out of another thatched hut. When he saw Zhang Zhengdao searching around, he couldn't help but curiously asked: "What are you looking for, Master?"

Zhang Zhengdao said in a low voice: "Don't make any noise. Just take a look around. Are there any human body hair or limbs in this yard?"

Lu Xiaoyi was startled by his words and lowered his voice: "Master, what do you mean?"

Zhang Zhengdao replied: "Please be careful."

Lu Xiaoyi also followed and looked around.

"Xian son-in-law, what are you looking for?" Sun Yuan came out of the house and saw Zhang Zhengdao standing in the yard wandering around, occasionally looking through several thatched huts where sundries were stored.

Zhang Zhengdao smiled and said: "My father-in-law, let me know the door, so as not to be unfamiliar with my own home."

Sun Yuanqing coughed and replied: "My family is poor and we don't have anything decent."

Zhang Zhengdao replied: "My father-in-law, it doesn't matter. I have some gold and silver here, and I can buy some household items. If my father-in-law is willing to go back to Yunzhou with me, that would be even better. I also have a restaurant there, and we can buy it every day."

I have enough good wine and good food, but I’m afraid my father-in-law won’t be able to eat it.”

Sun Yuan felt a little moved in his heart, and he couldn't help but take another high look at this son-in-law who had been "selected" by him.

"My arms and legs are old, I'm afraid I'll die on the way." After all, it's hard to leave his hometown, but Sun Yuan was not so easily moved by Zhang Zhengdao's words.

Seeing that the test was fruitless, Zhang Zhengdao ordered: "Brother Xiao Yi, go to the street to buy some toiletries, some wine and meat, and have a drink with my father-in-law."

Lu Xiaoyi took the money bag and was about to go out, but Sun Yuan said: "If you don't know the way, I will let you go."

Lu Xiaoyi looked at Zhang Zhengdao and saw that he didn't speak, so he replied: "Then please ask the old man to go buy it with me."

Sun Yuan put on his clothes and before going out, he said: "Get along well with my daughter, so that I can hold my grandson earlier."

Zhang Zhengdao saw that his father-in-law was very anxious about having a child, so he said helplessly: "My father-in-law, it's not like you don't know about Er Niang's temper. This matter cannot be rushed."

Sun Yuan glared and said with an unhappy expression: "If you can't handle these things well, what kind of man do you think you are?"

Zhang Zhengdao had no choice but to deal with him: "Don't worry, father-in-law, let's see what I can do."

Sun Yuan turned his anger into a smile and took Lu Xiaoyi out of the house together to go to the bustling market in the city to buy wine and food.

When Zhang Zhengdao saw Sun Yuan walking away, he did not return to Sun Erniang's room. Instead, he ran into the thatched house where Sun Yuan lived and looked around.

Suddenly I saw his carrying burden, and saw that the two baskets were covered with coarse cloth and bulging, and I didn't know what they contained.

Zhang Zhengdao came closer, stretched out his hand, and carefully tried to lift up the coarse cloth to check what was inside.

"They are full of human meat buns, do you want to try them?" Sun Erniang's voice suddenly sounded, which frightened Zhang Zhengdao's feet and almost fell to the ground.

"Hahaha..." Seeing his cowardly appearance, Sun Erniang felt even more amused. She walked closer and took off the coarse cloth covering the basket.

Zhang Zhengdao breathed a sigh of relief again. It turned out that there was indeed some beef inside because he saw two cow hooves.

Sun Erniang said: "Early in the morning, I saw you sneaking around and snooping around. Why do you think this is the human flesh workshop?"

Zhang Zhengdao smiled awkwardly and replied: "Madam, I am getting to know my own home. I am not being sneaky or saying it in such an unpleasant way."

Sun Erniang took out her willow-leaf scimitar again. After playing with it for a few times, she pointed the tip of the knife at Zhang Zhengdao's heart. With a murderous brow and a fierce look in her eyes, she said: "If you have other thoughts, don't worry.

It’s my fault that the knife in my hand doesn’t recognize people.”

Zhang Zhengdao saw that this cheap daughter-in-law was very disrespectful to him as a husband, and shouted and killed her at every turn. He was angry at the same time, and he wanted to strengthen his husband. He puffed out his chest, leaned in front of Sun Erniang, and shouted: "You

Kill me and make me into human steamed buns."

Zhang Zhengdao's voice suddenly turned sinister and he said: "When the time comes, I will become that ghost, following you all day long, talking in your ear, 'Er Niang, give me back my life, Er Niang, I

What a miserable death."

But Sun Erniang was not afraid at all. She waved the lancet in her hand and said with a slight "hum": "Then I will chop your ghost into pieces again."

Zhang Zhengdao saw that this trick didn't work, so he tried to use force, but he couldn't beat her. What should he do?

The senior official was in trouble. When he saw the faded old clothes Sun Erniang was wearing, his eyes lit up and he shouted: "Madam, are you hungry? Why don't we go to the street to buy some food?"

Sun Erniang was indeed a little hungry, but her family had not made much money recently. She frowned and said, "I only have this beef left at home, and I don't have much money to buy food with you."

Zhang Zhengdao smiled and said: "I have it here, take me there quickly."

When Sun Erniang saw Zhang Zhengdao take out a piece of silver from his body, she wanted to grab it, but she stopped abruptly. This little thief was already her husband, and not all of his money was hers.

"I'm going to wash up first, and I'll be there soon." Sun Erniang put away the lancet and went back to the house to freshen up.

Zhang Zhengdao stood in the room and muttered to himself: "You are a dominatrix, you are not even a woman, but you also like to put on makeup and make yourself up. A high-ranking official has nothing but money."