Weird Calendar

When deciding on foreign affairs, ask Jian Yiyi, and when deciding on domestic matters, choose Qiao Wei. As long as you hold your thighs well, why worry about not reaching the full level?

With a clear idea of ​​​​solving the problem, Qin Ze asked Cheng Wan one last time:

"You really don't need me to go home and do it myself?"

"You have no function, Mr. Qin Ze. If distortion beyond our control occurs, I should be able to protect you."

Qin Ze was not too polite:

"Okay, let's start assembling it now. When it comes to assembling with toy building blocks or using clay puppets, I choose the latter."

"Do you have various assembly molds here?"

Cheng Wan said: "There are some, but not the kind you mentioned, but I can do it."

"Do it on site? It's too late." Qin Ze shook his head.

"Yes, I am a machinist. I can twist the shape of objects. Within the scope of the field, I can use my machinist ability to split and deform all kinds of things that have nothing to do with flesh and blood. So I have a lot of raw materials at home."

Cheng Wan was a little excited:

"Although my home is simple, in fact, the pots, pans, stoves, and even the entire decoration skeleton were all made by me using my skills!"

Qin Ze's eyes widened, this is really a top-notch and useful ability.

If you give this guy a bunch of steel, wouldn't it really be possible to create Transformers?

Of course, Transformers are not difficult to make, but making them move is difficult.

Qin Ze said with admiration:

"how long?"

"With my current function, it can be assembled in a few minutes. My ability, combined with Duke, is very useful."

One is responsible for making weapons, and the other is responsible for using weapons with telekinesis. This perfectly solves the problem of moving Transformers, and it is really useful.

No wonder the two are partners.

Qin Ze once again remembered what Jian Yiyi said, it is not easy to reach the top of every profession.

The upper limit of the profession of mechanic is obviously not just Cheng Wan's level.

He looked forward to his career again.

"Then let's get started!"

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The seventh day of April, three o'clock in the afternoon.

During the production process, due to the "yi" effect, Qin Ze also had Cheng Wan's level of assembly and DIY abilities.

Although he does not have the ability to change the shape of objects, he does not even need any composition when kneading clay.

And when Qin Ze pinched out the tiny arm and finished coloring it, Cheng Wan suddenly felt a little horrified:

"This...don't tell me, this is a human arm?"

"Yes, although it is much smaller, I plan to make it at a ratio of seven to one."

It has to be said that everyone who can be selected into the official organization has two brushes. Cheng Wan is indeed a master and can be called an artist in handicrafts.

Thanks to Cheng Wan's ability, the arm Qin Ze pinched... was very real.

The size isn't realistic though.

Cheng Wan was still surprised:

"Are you really not afraid? Aren't you afraid that the things you created contain some evil spirits?"

"Mr. Qin Ze, you are not trying to...make out your wife, are you?"

"Don't do it. This is very dangerous. The deceased often have resentment, and distortion may cause this resentment to break the boundary between life and death."

Qin Ze did not deny it at all and was extremely calm:

"Cheng Wan, if you try to like someone with all your heart, you will have a blind and ignorant moment, thinking that she will never harm you."

"Just like in many zombie movies, someone will choose to trap his wife who has become a zombie in a room and still talk to her every day."

Cheng Wan felt horrified again.

Qin Ze was like a complete pervert, he had already pinched his head out.

"That's the kind of person I am."

"The kind of person who, in a zombie movie, would keep his mutated wife by his side, and then be instilled with their values ​​by the righteous protagonist, and finally be eliminated."

"I have this kind of blindness and ignorance towards my wife Qiao Wei."

"I am willing to compete with her in a battle of wits and courage, and show wisdom beyond ordinary people. But if in a dangerous situation, I choose someone who can be trusted without any brain, I will choose her, and I will only choose her."

Neither Qin Ze nor Cheng Wan noticed that the pinched clay head showed a strange smile after Qin Ze finished speaking, and it disappeared in an instant.

Cheng Wan only felt a sense of sadness and emotion.

He had seen the kind of movie where the supporting character couldn't accept the death of his wife, and then he was miserable for eight lifetimes and saved the protagonist. In the end, the protagonist discovered that the supporting character actually had a zombie wife.

So the protagonist righteously eliminated them, collected supplies, and started the next story.

He said to himself that fortunately the reality would not be like this, and at the same time he said:

"Actually, it doesn't have to be that troublesome. You can just draw the design and I will assemble it."

"I told you earlier... No, you've already said it, but I have to have a sense of participation. After all, it's me who assembles the taboo, not you. I have to confirm that the taboo is triggered."

Cheng Wan smiled and said:

"After you draw the design, I will use the function of a mechanic to divide the object into many parts, similar to... Lego toys?"

"You can just assemble it when the time comes."

Qin Ze thinks it’s feasible:

"It's a good plan, it works."

Qin Ze doesn't need a blueprint because Qiao Wei's appearance is in his mind.

However, Qin Ze still took out a photo of Qiao Wei.

After Cheng Wan looked at it, as an assembly master and mechanical genius, he quickly constructed various proportions in his mind.

Qin Ze noticed that all the clay began to gather together to form the shape of Qiao Wei in the photo. The size ratio was seven to one, exactly the same, and even the clothing style was the same.

Then everything was disassembled and divided into hundreds of particles.

Qin Ze was amazed by what he saw. If the profession of mechanic is used well, it will definitely be of great use in battle.

"Let's start the final splicing." Cheng Wan looked at Qin Ze.

Qin Ze did not hesitate and started assembling.

During this process, Cheng Wan had been afraid of the "finishing" scene.

I'm afraid that as soon as the final assembly is completed... the puppet will come to life instantly, and then release twisted power, putting the two of them in danger.

He was always on guard.

But Qin Ze didn't. Qin Ze only had fanaticism in his eyes.

Cheng Wanyou noticed this. Mr. Qin Ze, who seemed to be extremely rational, seemed to have lost all reason at this moment.

Of course Qin Ze didn't lose his mind, he just trusted Qiao Wei without any reservation.

Cheng Wan, who soon understood this, became a little envious again.

Are there really such feelings in the world?

He didn't think for long, because the splicing came to the final step.

Assemble the head.

Next, just put the head on the neck and the puppet is assembled.

Qin Ze took a deep breath, and Cheng Wan also took a deep breath.

One is expectation and the other is worry.

Finally, Qin Ze assembled the puppet's head on its neck.

Snap.

The crisp sound of the assembly being completed made Cheng Wan jump to his feet.

He suddenly found...the puppet moved.

"Dear, dear, you are good."

The 24.3 cm tall puppet seemed to come to life instantly. It issued a very mechanical greeting word by word.

As soon as a word is uttered, the body twists.

This scene frightened Cheng Wan to the point where he instantly twisted the surrounding materials into sharp objects.

But Qin Ze just picked up the puppet, held it in his palm, and said:

"Hello, Qiao Wei."

The puppet stopped talking and stopped twisting.

At this moment, it seemed to have lost its spirituality or evil nature. Became an ordinary puppet.

The room was eerily quiet.

After about a minute, Cheng Wan said cautiously when he saw that the puppet had not moved, like a dead thing.

"Is it because the distortion is not very effective...the effect was short-lived and has now dissipated?"

Qin Ze didn't know the situation either, and the distortion couldn't be explained at all.

If it was really what Cheng Wan said, he would be a little disappointed.

But just when he was about to put the puppet down, the puppet moved again.

Teleport.

Neither Cheng Wan nor Qin Ze could clearly see the trajectory of the puppet's movement, as if a frame had been removed from the image.

The next moment, the puppet appeared on Qin Ze's shoulder, and it just sat on Qin Ze's shoulder.

Just like in the movies, humans sitting on the shoulders of giant beasts.

Cheng Wan once again felt like he was facing a formidable enemy.

This weird thing is the most frightening thing before you understand its capabilities.

Teleport? Bringing bad luck to the host? curse? Or absorb the spirituality from people? Or preparing to possess humans?

This is how it is played in horror movies. At this moment, Cheng Wan recalled the distortion that happened during the college entrance examination and was filled with fear.

Until Qin Ze patted Cheng Wan on the shoulder.

The moment her eyes met Qin Ze's, Cheng Wan suddenly felt much calmer.

"Thank you. You are so scared, but you can still stay with me to complete the taboo behavior. Cheng Wan, maybe at midnight, I said polite words, but now, you have really become my friend."

"Qiao Wei will never hurt me, and the same goes for my friends."

"It's time for me to leave."

Cheng Wan nodded numbly, feeling that Mr. Qin Ze should not be allowed to leave alone.

But looking at Mr. Qin Ze's calm expression, he suddenly realized——

I have fallen into a fixed thinking. If I prevent Mr. Qin Ze from leaving, or think that Mr. Qin Ze is in danger...

So what is the difference between myself and the protagonists in zombie movies?

"Then... pay attention to your safety. If anything goes wrong, contact us immediately."

"Don't worry. Nothing like this will happen."

When Qin Ze turned to leave, the Qiao Wei doll on Qin Ze's shoulder turned around mechanically.

He waved to Cheng Wan.

This scene was so frightening that Cheng Wan almost collapsed, but Cheng Wan forced herself to change her mind...

Could it be expressing friendliness?

By some strange coincidence, Cheng Wan mustered up the courage to wave as well.

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The seventh day of April, night. Building 13, Youke New Town Community.

Qin Ze discovered that except for the moment when the assembly was completed, the doll Qiao Wei never spoke again.

During this process, he continued to communicate with the puppet Qiao Wei, but the puppet Qiao Wei remained motionless.

However, when he inadvertently looks away, the doll will teleport and appear somewhere where he can be seen.

For example, in front of a photo of the two of them, in front of the calendar, or appearing next to the pillow, watching Qin Ze quietly.

This is actually a rather weird and horrifying scene.

But Qin Ze was really convinced that Qiao Wei would not hurt him.

Even if in essence, this is not Qiao Wei.

"Although I haven't figured out your abilities yet, what distortion has given you..."

"But I have to admit that, to a great extent, you alleviated my loneliness."

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An unknown place, a place of old history.

Seven or eight men and women walked on a road filled with organs, wriggling tentacles, spines, and eyeballs.

Suddenly, the most beautiful woman among the group and the one walking in front stopped.

"Why did you stop? Is there danger ahead?" a man asked.

The woman shook her head and said with a smile:

"No, it's just that something interesting suddenly came to my mind. I wanted to stop for a while."

"Huh? We are still far away from that place, and it looks scary and weird here. It is not a good place to stay." The man said.

The woman’s smile became more and more obvious:

"It doesn't make sense to you, but I suddenly saw some pictures and realized that my husband is as good as ever, and things went smoother than I thought."

"He's very far away from me, but he's trying to shorten that distance. That makes me happy."

Several people were shocked when they heard this, and then became alert:

"You are not mentally parasitized by the insects, are you? We are in the realm of the old calendar. Your husband is on the other side, how can you possibly see his condition?"

The woman looked at the wary looks on their faces and smiled contemptuously:

"Not to mention whether the monsters here can parasitize me. If I am really parasitized by spirit, do you think you still have a way to survive based on your defensive posture?"

"The calendar will make everything impossible, possible. It depends on whether you dare to violate taboos."

The woman suddenly showed a somewhat girlish expression.

Although the pictures that come to mind are very few, they are probably the objects that can convey the pictures, but their spirituality is not very sufficient.

But after all, I have established some kind of connection with myself.

She could imagine things.

"It seems that he has adapted well. Counting the time, he will soon get his job, right?"

"If there is a way to replenish spirituality later, maybe we can establish some kind of communication channel with me."

"This might help both me and him."

"But it's a pity that I can't prompt him to do this. He can only rely on him to realize it. I can only receive some images."

The girlish posture shown by the woman in the process of thinking made several people look at each other.

They had to admit that this woman had an irresistible beauty, but no one dared to touch upon such beauty.

Because this woman is also crazy, and at the same time, she has the strength to match this madness.

This also led to the fact that they had never seen before, and could not even imagine that such a female devil... could have the appearance of a little daughter.

"It's not our fault. Do you want to look in the mirror and see how you look now? It's hard for me not to think about you being mentally parasitic."

The woman laughed regardless of her manners:

"Hahahahaha... Everyone has another side, and only the people they like the most will know it. It's normal that you don't know my other side."

"Not only can I be shy, but I can also be coquettish and cute, but that's what only my man is entitled to see."

The man expressed disbelief, but the female devil acted coquettishly and cutely? Can't imagine that picture.

"Okay, I'm in a good mood now. It's time for us to get on our way. You guys who don't understand love."

Everyone felt relieved when they saw that the woman's expression became the same as before.

The man laughed at himself:

"Tsk, who cares about love in a place like this? Looking at these twisted monsters, tentacles, eyeballs, organs, and bugs that want to parasitize us at any time, as well as regular areas that appear suddenly."

"Love? I love your mother's love affair. Only a person like you can suddenly recall the experience there."

The woman didn't respond to this, and she quickly took steps again, walking deeper into the corrupt road.