Weird Calendar

Chapter 21 The eighth day of April·Strange Dream Prell

The night of the seventh day of April.

Qin Ze didn't know that this strange doll seemed to have opened a channel between the two worlds and transmitted some images to the past.

He eased the pain of lovesickness through the doll.

In another world, there are also people who relieve the pain of lovesickness through those images.

Qin Ze held the puppet in his hands, sat on the sill of the bay window, and looked at the night.

That was Qiao Wei's favorite position. After the two of them were together, Qiao Wei liked to ask Qin Ze to peel an apple for her, and then sit on the bay window sill, wrapped in a blanket, and look at the night.

Qin Ze leaned against the door of the bedroom, admiring the curves of Qiao Wei's side and her exquisite and graceful figure.

At this time, the night in the human world is peaceful and the moonlight is like amber.

At this time, in the realm of the Old Calendar, the red moon hung high, like the eyes of an ancient god.

Through the little doll, a couple in troubles had a spiritual connection in an instant.

They couldn't even reach the end of the world together at this moment, they just looked at the sky from a distance, thinking that their other half was probably missing them too.

Just relying on such thoughts, it seems that no matter whether it is the boring world in reality or the world full of distortions, it is no longer difficult to endure.

After a while, Qin Ze came back to his senses and observed the puppet carefully.

"Is it my imagination? You seem a little thinner than before? Did you do something that led to the consumption of flesh and blood?"

The doll didn't speak.

After saying "Hello, dear," the doll never spoke again.

At the same time, Qin Ze concluded a pattern.

If you stare at the puppet, the puppet will not disappear or teleport.

But if you blink, the doll may appear in a random location.

A location that is not too far away from you and where you can see yourself.

However, not every time you blink you will teleport.

To put it simply, if you don't blink, the puppet will definitely stay in place, but if you blink, there is a chance that it will move.

"You have indeed lost weight. I remember it very clearly. Although the arms I made are slender, they are not skinny."

"You seem to be getting thinner. Is this getting better or worse for you?"

The puppet didn't answer.

Qin Ze said:

"Is there a limit to the number of times you can answer me? Something that limits the number of actions you can take?"

"For example, my ability? Function? Or level in the old calendar?"

In addition to the functions of the Old Calendarists, there are also levels of the Old Calendar itself.

Qin Ze is convinced of this, because the "quality" he obtained can be divided into four attributes: "external body", "soul", "old calendar" and "function".

Now we can be sure that when "quality" is put into the outer body, the body will be strengthened. Investing in your functions will strengthen your professional abilities.

But the "mind" and "old calendar" are still unclear.

The puppet Qiao Wei still did not reply to Qin Ze's question.

Qin Ze thought for a while:

"If some of what I said before is right, next time I blink, you will teleport."

He closed his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, Qin Ze was shocked.

The puppet actually teleported.

Qin Ze was surprised to find that the puppet actually teleported to the calendar, and the clay feet stepped on a certain word on the calendar.

This calendar is not the old calendar, but the ordinary yellow calendar.

Qin Ze walked to the almanac.

He specially bought a customized calendar, which was exactly the same in appearance as the silver-white old calendar. Prevent certain emergencies in the future.

And where the puppet Qiao Wei's feet are, the word "taboo" is clearly written on it.

Qin Ze said:

"Breaking taboos? Breaking taboos can make you no longer lose weight and give you some kind of physical supplement?"

The puppet still didn't speak, but in the next second, when Qin Ze blinked, it teleported to Qin Ze's shoulder.

Although he did not get a clear answer, Qin Ze seemed to have confirmed this guess.

"Since I created you, I can't let you starve to death. But remember, you are just a product I use to express my love."

"Essentially, I know very well that you are not Qiao Wei."

"If I feed you through taboo-breaking behavior, you should respond accordingly and show your value, either to protect me or to provide me with help."

"You are not my wife. Only Qiao Wei can prostitute me for free, but you can't. Is it a deal?"

"By the way, in order to distinguish you from you and Qiao Wei, I decided to give you a name. This is to give you a unique identity."

"Do you think it's better to call you Erya, Cuihua, Azhen, Xiaomei, or Xiuqin?"

The doll silently protested the names.

Qin Ze then smiled:

"I'm just kidding, I'll call you Xiao Qiao."

Qin Ze blinked again. This time, the puppet teleported to the word "Yi".

“That means the above is a deal, right?”

The doll returned to Qin Ze's palm again and accepted his identity as "Xiao Qiao". Qin Ze felt confident.

The seventh day of April will soon come to an end.

At eleven fifty-nine in the evening, there was no need to check the time. Qin Ze seemed to have developed a habit and became excited subconsciously.

"It's the last day. As long as I survive April 8th and May 26th... I will be able to become a true Old Calendarist."

Equally excited was the puppet Xiao Qiao.

It's hungry. Very hungry.

Qin Ze's guess was correct. It requires the creator to violate taboos to maintain its evil nature.

Otherwise, the body will wither, rot, and become resentful of the holder. In the process of its death, a curse may be released on the holder.

Of course, just maybe.

Although Qin Ze was essentially convinced that this was not Qiao Wei, he did model it after Qiao Wei.

This also led to the fact that the puppet Xiao Qiao was actually more evil than spiritual, but he did not choose to harm the owner.

Even if it can be fed by "Bogey", it can provide some additional distortion-level help.

What was originally an extremely sinister twist turned out to be somewhat romantic.

Now, seeing that Qin Ze is about to usher in a new "taboo", it even looks forward to it.

When the clock struck twelve o'clock, Qin Ze immediately opened the calendar to the latest page.

On the eighth day of April, Jiashen day of Dingsi month, it is suitable to go hiking, outing, traveling and bathing.

Avoid falling asleep. Taboo level, distortion.

Qin Ze frowned:

"Is this a way for me to sleep more?"

Qin Ze remembered that this matter was mentioned in the company group. If sleep is a taboo, it is best not to sleep and endure it for a day.

But Qin Ze, who focuses on pursuing taboos, will naturally not escape and must do the opposite.

"This taboo is different from yesterday. Yesterday I had a choice, but this time I have no choice at all."

"I kind of have an idea of ​​the twist."

"The distortions triggered after sleep may be related to dreams or sleepwalking."

"Will the dream become reality? Or will it be a ghost on the bed? No, the ghost on the bed is more like an arrival."

Encountering distortions after sleeping, there are too many distortions in this kind of thing.

Qin Ze didn't know what would happen.

"As for Yi, it seems that the calendar is very encouraging for me to go out today... for an outing, travel, or mountain climbing. Is it likely that I will have adventures during my trip?"

"But I don't choose them."

It's not that Qin Ze isn't interested in these options, but it's rare that bathing appears among the appropriate options.

A rigorous taboo doctrine will naturally make good use of every opportunity.

As for research, controlled experiments are naturally inevitable.

"Although I really want to travel and see if there will be any adventures, I can't let go of bathing now. By comparing the differences with the last bath, I will try to see if Yi can trigger different effects."

"This is very critical. It may not be possible to give a judgment result on how to deconstruct the calendar in one go."

"But it will be helpful for me to judge the success of the calendar evaluation, and even the perfect scoring logic."

Based on the above considerations, Qin Ze decided to give up the new project and repeat the previous experience and take a bath.

He touched his chin:

"The problem now is that I already know that sleeping will be dangerous..."

"I can't find an old-timer from the company to sleep with me, right?"

Although he said this, Qin Ze still asked in the group whether he was alive or not.

Anonymous A: "You can't rely on others for everything, right? If you find that you can't do it yourself, the best choice is not to do it."

Fortune teller Huo Qiao: "Young man, it's the last day. If you can't help it, don't worry about it."

Tattoo artist and painter Jian Yiyi: "Falling asleep is different from sleeping. Falling asleep must have entered a sleep state, maybe it has something to do with dreams."

"Ozawa, although I can resist certain mental intrusions, this is not an area that our team is good at, and even the few I know cannot come to help you."

"If you must try...well, I can only wish you sweet dreams. Oh oh oh, by the way, it suddenly occurred to me that I heard that after a man has abstained from sex for many days, if he watches that kind of movie before going to bed, he will It may lead to dreams related to that kind of thing.”

"At least it's a way to control dream variables. You might be able to try it. Of course, I haven't tried it myself, but I can give it a try, but I'll have to wait a few days to tell you the results."

"I have a ladder and a website here, which I can send to you. But remember not to lose control of yourself and exercise moderation."

Anonymous A: "Jian Yiyi, don't waste your fucking time! And can you pay attention to your image!"

Cheng Wandu and Duke also have their own affairs. The opinions given by everyone are basically unreliable.

This made Qin Ze realize that he might have to solve this matter by himself.

The scope of distortion is too great, even if the scope is narrowed down to dream-related...

But it is difficult to decide for yourself what to dream about. Qin Ze's dreams are even more bizarre.

And if it’s really related to dreams, you can’t really try to have erotic dreams, right?

Twisted erotic dream? Being sucked dry of bone marrow and eaten completely? Qin Ze shuddered and thought about it.

"Sleeping itself is a very private matter. It's really not convenient for someone to help me."

Qin Ze did not choose to find reinforcements after all. But he wouldn't just sleep like that.

"Bath before bed. That's the first step."

"Secondly, I have to find a way to record the sleeping process and take pictures of myself sleeping."

"And, Xiao Qiao, if my expression becomes ferocious while I'm sleeping, or any... incomprehensible behavior occurs, please wake me up immediately."

"Can you do it? If I die, you will starve to death."

After Qin Ze blinked, Xiao Qiao teleported to Qin Ze's shoulder.

This is a commitment and acquiescence.

Qin Ze felt a lot more relieved and walked to the bathroom.

"At the same time, it just so happens that this time we can solve the problem of two people taking a bath together."

The last time I took a bath, the message in my mind said this - if there is anything more pleasant than taking a bath, it is two people taking a bath together.

The doll Xiao Qiao cannot be regarded as a human being, but it can definitely be regarded as a humanoid life.

At the same time, Qin Ze chose a bathtub this time, and the water temperature was also adjusted.

Compared with the last time he took a bath, he tried to make it cleaner, more comfortable, and more decent.

Various brands of toiletries have also been upgraded.

It feels like you are going to perform a large-scale ritual after taking a bath.

During this process, the puppet Xiao Qiao was sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with his two white feet dipping into the warm water.

It looked at Qin Ze silently. Anyone else would find it intrusive.

But Qin Ze doesn't. Firstly, this thing is related to Qiao Wei. Secondly, he treats this thing as a pet.

He will even blink from time to time, triggering Xiao Qiao to teleport. Talk and chat occasionally.

The bath lasted twenty-five minutes.

Qin Ze felt refreshed and refreshed all over his body. Such a bath made him feel refreshed without talking about it.

Next, he began to slowly wipe his body. After the last drop of water was wiped away, a message appeared in Qin Ze's mind.

[You have taken an extremely detailed bath, which is a meaningful progress for you, but it is not the limit yet.

Please think about it carefully, is this bath really perfect? Do you really understand the true meaning of appropriateness and avoidance? Of course, I have to admit that what you washed...well, at least it was very clean.

I can't help but think that this is a perfect bath. I really can't. You also have to think carefully about what it really means. 】

[Stainless body: duration is twenty-four hours. Effect: You will gain the status of being unable to be contaminated. Neither mind nor body can be corrupted, parasitized, hypnotized, induced, or tampered with. Your body will remain holy and untouched by any corruption. 】

A very powerful defensive buff.

Qin Ze suddenly felt a lot more at ease, and it was indeed effective to take a bath in such a formal way.

"I seemed to suddenly understand something."

What is taboo and what is appropriate is essentially life.

Bathing is the same, traveling is the same, getting married is the same, and moving into the house is the same.

As for the process of achieving perfection just now, although it was related to the preparations for bathing...but the information in the last paragraph seemed to indicate that those preparations were only superficial.

Water temperature, brand of bath products, these are not important.

"The point is that two people take a shower together... No, it's an effect, but not a cause."

"Because you are taking a bath with the person you like, you will feel that time passes quickly and you will enjoy every minute and every second! And part of loving life is to enjoy life."

"That's why Jian Yiyi can ask me very confidently whether the result of the haircut is a complete success or a great success, because Jian Yiyi is very involved and enjoys the process of becoming Tony Jane!"

Qin Ze was not sure whether his inference was absolutely correct, but he had to record it all.

"It is difficult for me to enjoy many behaviors, so... even if I understand this, it seems difficult to achieve perfection every time."

Qin Ze didn't hesitate.

Enjoying these four words of life is easier said than done. Throughout the ages, not many people have truly been able to do this.

It can even be said that being able to enjoy life calmly is not an attitude in essence, but a talent.

Qin Ze quickly lay on the bed, closed his eyes, and let himself fall asleep. .

The puppet Xiao Qiao was also lying on the pillow on the other side, like a soulless doll.

Soon, Qin Ze was wrapped in sleep and fell into a dream.

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…

I don't know how much time passed, but suddenly there was light in the dark room.

Qin Ze was still in a daze. What appeared in his eyes was a person with his legs bound and kneeling in front of him.

The expression on his face was very frightening. When Qin Ze didn't know what kind of dream it was, he heard a strange sound.

The sound seemed to come from his own mouth, but the timbre was different:

"Hello challenger, your life is about to come to the last moment. But it will not be absolute. Next, I will play a game with you."

"If you successfully pass the test, congratulations - life can go on."

"Before the game officially starts, please allow me to introduce myself."

"You can call me Apu, just ordinary Pu."

"But I prefer you to call me by my full name - Mr Player.

Although he couldn't see his face, Qin Ze could still hear the exaggerated tone and the evil that seemed to overflow his soul.

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