Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

[Brain depository~]

333 points!

Gu Feng glanced at the results of the college entrance examination score query on his mobile phone, and exhaled a long breath of turbidity.

His grandmother's, after repeating a year, only rose by 3 points.

Should I say I'm good? Or am I good?

But on the other hand, it doesn't seem like a bad thing to repeat a year more.

At least when I enter college, I will be the well-deserved boss in the dormitory.

Thinking of this, Gu Feng put down his mobile phone and continued to move his gaze to the computer screen.

The fantasy country "Fontaine" of "Genshin Impact" is about to attack, and in order to save the original stone of the God of Pumping, Gu Feng has to force himself to hoe the earth day and night.

"Hah~"

Unconsciously, it had been four or five hours, and Gu Feng finally couldn't stand it anymore and yawned a lot.

Looking at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it was already 9 o'clock in the evening.

Why don't you sleep for a while, otherwise it won't be cost-effective to die suddenly!

Thinking of this, Gu Feng fell asleep directly on the computer desk.

I don't know how long I slept, Gu Feng was woken up by a strange fragrance.

He looked up from the computer desk in a daze, rubbing his sore arm as he stirred his nose and inhaled the strange fragrance wafting through the air.

Soon, he discovered the source of the strange scent.

Not flowers, not perfumes, but ......

A young girl.

That's right, at least in appearance, she is indeed a girl, and she is also wearing ......

Wait a minute.

Isn't this the costume of the water god Fcarros

?!I'll go, isn't this my wife?!

At this moment, Fcalos is lying on his one-meter-two single bed.

His eyes were gently closed, his face was as calm as water, and his body rose and fell regularly.

She's ...... Asleep?

......

Even if Gu Feng believed that there were ghosts in this world, it was impossible for him to believe that the scene in front of him was real

! His grandmother's couldn't be dreaming, right?

Yes, he must have wanted to draw the role of the water god too much, so he thought about it day and night!

Since he was dreaming

, he ...... dream"Goo~"

Gu Feng swallowed his saliva fiercely.

Anyway

, it's not illegal to do something you want to do in your dreams!

Thinking of this, Gu Feng got up from the computer chair and walked towards Funingna.

As the distance continued to close, Gu Feng's heart also hit his chest more and more violently.

After lying down beside the water god, Gu Feng first closed his eyes and inhaled violently.

Hmm, it's so fragrant~

Banhua Xie Yiling is quite fragrant, and the water god Funina is at least ten times more fragrant than her!

After fully comforting his sense of smell, Gu Feng began to comfort his eyes again, and carefully observed Funina's pretty face.

Short white hair with a naughty hair, fair and delicate skin, long eyelashes, and a cute little upturned nose ......

I heard that Funingna is a pair of different pupils, but unfortunately Funingna's eyes are closed at the moment, so I can't see it.

Gu Feng's gaze soon stopped on Funina's two cherry-like lips.

"Goo~"

Gu Feng swallowed his saliva fiercely, wanting to kiss, but he was a little nervous and scared.

After all, he has been single for 19 years, and the most intimate contact with girls is only holding hands in kindergarten.

Kissing, even in a dream, he has never dared

to do such a thing! But today, he still decided to break through himself

! After all, lying in front of him is the water god Funina!

Miss this village, is there still this shop?

In your dreams, you don't even dare to kiss a two-dimensional character, what can you do in the future?

Thinking of this, Gu Feng took a deep breath, then pursed his lips and pressed down on Funingna's lips.

Soft, really fucking soft ......

It's just a little cumin smell.,It should have just been skewered?

Wuhu~

It turned out to kiss the water god like this...... With a feeling, it is a hundred times more exciting than eating rattan pepper instant noodles!!

Funingna also seemed to feel Gu Feng's presence, and began to respond to Gu Feng's aggression half-push and half-on-the-spot.

The rain hit the plantain ...... overnight

The next day, 8 a.m.

"The Rakshasa Kingdom is 26,000 miles to the east, and it is a three-inch yellow mud ...... over the Jiaohai Sea

" In the ringing of the phone in "Rakshasa Haishi", Gu Feng woke up suddenly, grabbed the mobile phone and saw that it was Wang Dali at the same table calling.

"Hey~

" As soon as he finished saying the word "hey", Gu Feng found that his voice seemed to become a little strange.

How to say it, it's just a feeling of a cold royal sister's voice.

"Fengzi, have you checked the college entrance examination scores?"

"

How many points, is it enough for two books?" "

It's enough for a fart, it's only 333 points!"

"Hey, no, your voice...... You've turned on the voice changer, right?

""Ahem, yes, no

!" "Okay, but, your voice is really sultry, be careful that I offend

you!" "Don't go off-topic, how many points did you score?" "Don't worry

, I'm lower than you, 289 points, alas, I can repeat it with you again, it's fun to think about

it!" "You're crazy!"

, you scold me with this voice as if you have been electric, so exciting!Can you scold a little more?

""Do you have anything to say, I'll hang up if you don't have any words

!" "Oh yes, the squad leader is going to organize a graduation trip, are you going, Xie Yiling is also there

!""Go to a fart, Lao Tzu just got this score, and if he goes, he will be ridiculed!"

"Yes, okay, then I won't go either! "

OK. Hanging

up the phone, Gu Feng rubbed his throat.

Looks like I'm going to have to buy some Golden Throat Treasure.

Gu Feng stretched his waist, and after a while, he sat up from the bed.

The thin blanket slipped from his chest.

Gu Feng only felt a jerk in his chest.

Damn

, I can't be a girl, right

? The moment this thought came to mind, Gu Feng immediately tore off the thin blanket on his body completely.

The part that had been domineering was empty.

Wori, where is my Kunkun?

!Impossible, I must still be dreaming!

"Pia~"

Gu Feng gave himself a big blow.

"Hum", the chimes and cymbals in Gu Feng's ears rang together.

It hurts, it really fucking hurts

! So, this can't be a dream!

Gu Feng immediately turned over and got out of bed, and rushed to the bathroom in a few arrows.

My parents went to the funeral of a distant relative, so they weren't at home.

In the bathroom, in front of the mirror of the washstand, Gu Feng's eyes were even rounder than huskies.

He didn't see his handsome, familiar face in the mirror.

What he saw was ......

Water God, Fu ...... Peaceful...... Nah!!