Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

Good fellow, I became Funina?!

This is really ......

Thai~pants~spicy!!In

the future, you don't have to worry about not finding Funina's mobile phone wallpaper, take pictures as you go

!Moreover, mom no longer has to worry about me becoming a licking dog

!Because I am the object of licking

!Hehe, from this moment on, I am also

a goddess!Or a super goddess with two-dimensional attributes who came out of "Genshin Impact"!

Don't talk about Xiaoxiao Zhenhua High School, looking at the entire Dragon Kingdom, there are at least hundreds of millions of loyal fans

! Start live broadcasts, receive commercial performances, endorse advertisements, and appear on variety shows, hehe, I, Gu Feng, will stride towards the pinnacle of life from now on!

"Hey, hey~

" Just as Gu Feng was smiling obscenely, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears:

"Bold thief, dare to treat me while I am in a weak state...... I'm going to ...... do something so excessive! Execute you in front of the door of the opera house!"

?What's

the matter?

Gu Feng was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his little thumb and stirred it vigorously in his ear.

I had auditory hallucinations early in the morning, right?

"Bold lewd, have you listened to me again?!" a voice even more majestic than that of Zhenhua Teaching Director sounded.

No, it shouldn't be auditory hallucinations.

Why does this voice sound so similar to Funina's voice?

Gu Feng seemed to think of something, and asked tentatively,

"Are you ...... Funina?

" "Little mortals are also worthy of calling me by my name, calling me Lord Water God!" Gu

Feng grabbed his hair: "No, is it true that what happened last night, I'm not dreaming?"

"Whore, Hugh has to mention last night's incident again, and when I regain control of my body, I must break you into pieces!"

Gu Feng's

Adam's apple rolled a little.

It seems that what happened last night is true!"

"No, Mizujin-sama, I slept last night...... I didn't mean to, I thought I was dreaming!"

"And you just lay on my bed so suddenly, and if you were anyone, do you think they would believe it was true

?" "Since I was in a dream, then I wouldn't have wronged myself? What else would I dream?" "

And you're also a god of justice, aren't you? You should have heard the truth that the ignorant are not guilty!".

Funina fell into a deep silence.

After a while, her voice sounded again:

"As far as last night's scene is concerned, this kid really shouldn't have done it intentionally, but it has become an established fact that you are so bold that you ruined my innocence!"

"The death penalty is forgivable, but the living crime is inevitable, and after I control my body, I will cut off your Kunkun!"

"Ah~" Gu Feng was so frightened that he sat on the ground.

"You...... Liver and gallbladder destroy my body!Hurry up!" Frunina scolded.

Probably because she was afraid that Gu Feng would break her PP.

Gu Feng's eyes rolled, as if he had thought of something.

After getting up from the ground, he suddenly puffed up his chest with a stiff breath.

"Water God...... No...... Funina...... No...... Wife!

"I've slept through, what's wrong with my wife?!"

"Wife, now I'm in control of your body, if you insist on cutting off my Kunkun, I'll ...... Go to the playground of Zhenhua University and run

naked!" "You dare to !!" Fu Ningna snorted, "Also, who asked you to call me my wife, let me scream again to see if I don't cut off your tongue!"

Gu Feng pouted and smiled: "Why don't I dare?" Anyway, it's not me Gu Feng who is running naked!"

With that, Gu Feng directly pulled open the bathroom door and walked towards the door naked.

"I'm going to run naked in the community now

!" "Ah~" Funina suddenly let out a scream that could shatter the glass, "You stop me!"

Gu Feng immediately stopped his steps, and the huge inertia made the two white rabbits jump happily.

Wow, it's really Ness, alas.

In the future, the game will not be fragrant, after all, there is a more interesting way to spend time.

"You are not allowed to run naked!" Funina's domineering anger is gone, "I promise you, I don't cut your Kunkun."

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows with satisfaction: "Alas, this is my good

wife!" "You are not allowed to call me wife!" I am Lord Water God!! Gu

Feng shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, then I will go down and run naked." "

You ......," Funina exhaled, "Okay, whatever you call! "

Hey, they're just talking, let's ...... But it's really!

" Funina didn't pick up the words: "Hurry up and put on your clothes, don't come back and expose your parents in a while!"

Gu Feng nodded: "OK, listen to my wife." Then

he went back to his room and opened the closet.

No, I don't seem to have any girl's clothes.

Forget it, let's put on the clothes that the water god took off last night, and then go downstairs to find a women's clothing store to buy a few sets of discounted clothes later.

When he was getting dressed, Gu Feng asked seriously

, "By the way, wife, why did you suddenly appear on my bed last night?"

Funina: "There was a crack in the dimensional wall in the two-dimensional world of Genshin Impact, which happened to be near my dormitory, and I didn't hold back my curiosity and entered the dimensional wall.

"After crossing the dimensional wall, I came to your bed, and my body was in a state of severe weakness. This is why you took advantage of others, otherwise, I could kill you with a fingernail!" Gu

Feng asked again: "Then how did the two of us get together?"

Fu Ningna: "After crossing the dimensional wall, I carry a special energy on my body, and besides, you did it to me...... That kind of thing is what brings the two of us together.

Gu Feng rubbed his chin and nodded his head slowly:

"My consciousness has taken control of your body, but your consciousness has not faded.

"It's almost understandable that you're my second personality, and maybe in some state, you can regain control of your body.

Funina: "That's right.

Gu Feng: "By the way, is my current body very strong, the kind that can shatter a mountain with one punch?"

Funina: "Let me take a look." "

Ah~" Funina suddenly let out another exclamation.

"What's wrong?"

"My divine power is completely gone, and now I'm a mortal!" "

Strength 8, agility 8, stamina 7! I can't even beat an adult man now!Woo woo woo......"

Gu Feng wanted to ask why he didn't have intelligence, and suddenly realized that Miss Funinga didn't seem to have any brains and was stupid.

At this moment, Gu Feng suddenly heard a commotion downstairs.

From time to time, there were shouts:

"Oh no, it's coming again!" "Oh my God, our Dragon Kingdom has been defeated three times in a row, and our national strength can't afford it

!" "You must choose a smart one this time!" Gu

Feng hurriedly ran to the balcony, and at a glance he saw a huge whirlpool appear in the sky.

He is no stranger to this whirlpool, and it indicates that a new round of rule talk is about to begin!