Weird Tales of Rules: The Reincarnated Kafka Begins Listen to Me

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Weird talk about the world.

Kafka, who was the first to leave, came to the staff cafeteria in the mall.

The cafeteria in front of me wasn't as dilapidated as Kafka thought, but it wasn't luxurious either.

A few very ordinary incandescent lamps are still bright, the ground is not neat and clean, I don't know why a dead mouse is stained on the sticky mouse board, and some mysterious atmosphere is rendered by the dim moonlight.

In the square outside the huge cafeteria, there was only one scrawny old man sweeping the ground, step by step, unhurriedly working.

The seeping scene in front of him did not cause Kafka's fear in the slightest, that is, Kafka, who could not see the dark road clearly in the dim light, had to walk slowly.

Through the dim moonlight, Kafka looked up and found the rules engraved on the door of the cafeteria.

【Canteen rules】【

1.There is no beef, pork and all other meat in the canteen, please throw it in the trash if you find meat

food】【2.Don't waste food, wasting food is not allowed in

the canteen】【3.Please complete the meal time within ten minutes, employees need to maintain the concept of saving time even after work

】【4.The canteen aunt has a white cat, it is very docile】

【5. There are no black cats

in the cafeteria, let alone feed black cat food] [6. Please leave the cafeteria as soon as possible and do not stay in the cafeteria] [

7. Communication is prohibited during meal time, and efficient dining efficiency should be maintained.

After reading the rules, Kafka did not choose to give up dinner because of the complicated rules, after all, food is also very important in the world of weird talk.

Kafka smiled at the crowd that was gradually arriving behind her, and stepped into the door of the cafeteria without hesitation.

As soon as she entered the door, Kafka saw a black cat as black as ink lying quietly on the dining table and quietly licking its hair.

The black cat licked his lips very humanely, looked at Kafka humanely, and jumped off the table to change places to sleep.

Kafka thought back to the rules, black cat, it seems that this trip to the canteen is not easy!

Turning to look behind him, one by one, the chosen ones followed his cautious progress from a distance, and he didn't know whether he was afraid of me or simply afraid of the canteen.

Kafka didn't wait, "The first person to eat may think that this is a shot out of the bird, but it is also possible that the first person to eat a crab, isn't it?

"After all, rule 6 leaves the cafeteria as soon as possible, but I can't afford to delay~" Kafka muttered.

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Dragon Kingdom Weird Talk Analysis Bureau.

——A logician nodded involuntarily and spoke: "Although it may be safer to follow the first few people in line in my opinion, although it is a bit risky to try first, there may be unexpected gains."

——A gray-haired old man said a little angrily: "This is a strange rule talk, not a child's play, how can you be so impulsive, how good it is to follow the people who can't help but line up, I suggest using a reminder opportunity to let the chosen ones in our country wait and see." "

Everyone who had agreed with the logician began to get tangled.

Elder Qin looked at the arguing analysis bureau, knowing that time is gold, and after thinking about it, he said, "Trust our Chosen One! After all, she is the only Chosen One who has cleared the rules and strange talk." Hearing

Elder Qin's speech, no one raised any more objections.

Kafka took the lead in standing at the window.

The lady in the chef's uniform at the window said enthusiastically: "Come on, beautiful little girl, look at your skinny, beat you two more meats, and only when you are full will you have the strength to work."

Kafka still remembered the rule one, the rule that there was no meat in the cafeteria, and replied with a smile: "Lady, I am a vegetarian, just play two more vegetarian dishes."

However, what made Kafka helpless was that the lady in front of her seemed to be unable to hear her own words, adding all kinds of meat like crazy, and Kafka was a little shocked to watch.

In the end, Kafka hesitated for a moment and still did not use Yanling, because the lady in front of her showed [Little monster talks about 50%] and when she had no way to use Yanling, let her eat these meats bite by bite.

Kafka remembered a seemingly feasible solution, and the seemingly conflicting rules of not giving up food but not taking meat were actually not entirely unworkable.

Kafka held a bowl full of meat and asked the rice lady: "Lady, I like animals, I heard that you have a white cat, I don't know where!" The

aging lady in front of Kafka raised her somewhat chaotic eyes, as if stuck with a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm, and said: "Isn't that it! After saying that, he laughed defiantly.

Kafka subconsciously turned her head to look back, and the black cat that was supposed to be lying on another table didn't know when it turned into a white cat.

Kafka turned around and smiled at the lady without caring at all, and walked straight towards the white cat.

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Dragon Kingdom Live Broadcast Room.

——"I served, this old sixth, a vigorous meat dish, isn't this a canteen opened by the capitalists?

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What to do now, this is obviously a dead end! How to deal with this meat! And there are only ten minutes, Kafka's mother come on!"

- "Hahaha, who makes your chosen one love to be the first bird, look, in a while your dragon country will also have rules and strange talks, our cherry blossom country is waiting, hahaha, really happy."

"——"Sakura blossoms? hahaha, is the one who jumped off the building? laughed at me, and jumped twice upstairs, it is estimated to be a meat sauce, look, let you see the strength of our Dragon Kingdom Chosen, my Kafka mommy will never let me down. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~"