Weird Tales of Rules: The Reincarnated Kafka Begins Listen to Me

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Weird talk about the world.

"Little kitten~~Hi~Can you understand me?" Kafka slowly squatted down, and one hand very naturally stroked the white cat in front of her.

The cold kitten in front of Kafka seemed to enjoy squinting her eyes, and Kafka did not speak again, so she quietly stroked for a while.

Kafka had a misty smile on her face, "Little kitten, enjoy it, you have to help me!

The little white cat in front of him glanced back humanely, and Kafka did not hesitate, pouring all the meat in the bowl into the cat basin next to the cat.

The little white cat in front of Kafka looked at Kafka with its tail raised a little viciously, and made a vicious meowing sound.

"Little one, well, don't be so fierce if you look so cute, otherwise I won't help you comb your hair." Kafka's words made the kitten in front of him suddenly fell.

The little white cat buried his head and began to dry the meal, but Kafka looked at the appearance of the little white cat, and it was obvious that this meat was not so delicious.

"Xiaobai, it's really good~ I'll call you Xiaobai in the future!" Kafka brushed the hair of the white cat in front of her again.

Turned around and found a seat to sit down, grabbed the last meal time, and what seemed elegant was actually like a storm to stuff food into my stomach.

At the last moment when the time arrived, Kafka finally eliminated the food and quickly left the cafeteria.

After Kafka left the cafeteria, Kafka, who was a little breathless, hurriedly patted his chest with his jade hand, looked at the void without a trace and said: "Eat too fast! Don't laugh at me, do you hear it?

- "Hiss~ how can she be so cute, I like to kill her, suck

~" - "I'll see who dares to laugh at my mommy, no, I can't hold back, hahaha

"——"Mom is so powerful, so quickly figured out the solution, as long as the meat that can't be eaten to the cat, neither will waste food, but also solve the problem of meat food, this is Kafka, the mommy who coexists with beauty and wisdom." "

——"You see the old dogs from other countries behind my mother, actually copied my mother's ideas for clearing customs, I really don't want a face, it's really disgusting, and I have a false face." "

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Weird talk about the world.

As a genius scientist of the three countries, although the rocket launch work presided over by him failed twice in a row, he graduated from the three countries of science and technology and was considered by the people of the three countries to be the most likely to clear the customs.

As the hope of the Three Kingdoms, Dirham did not disappoint the people of the Three Kingdoms, perfectly completed the day's task, and was also one of the chosen ones who followed Kafka in line at this time.

At this time, Alam couldn't help laughing anymore, "Thank you, Kafka of the Dragon Kingdom, it turns out that dining is so easy, the clearance method you worked so hard to come up with I can directly plagiarize, no, it's not plagiarism, it's borrowing, hahaha, the people in the live broadcast room of the Three Kingdoms also laughed, and some Tharps who drained the trend of the Three Kingdoms even danced.

Alam quickly fills the rice bowl full of meat and walks straight towards the cat, intending to imitate Kafka by pouring all the meat into the cat's bowl.

Soon, though, Alam was dumbfounded.

The white cat in front of him does not know when it has become a black cat.

Alam recalled the details, it seems that Kafka asked where the white cat is the big lady of the meal!

Thinking of this, Alam did not hesitate to directly push away the chosen ones in line one by one, and the unqualified ones directly cut in the front, and insulted: "What is your identity, it is your honor for me Alam to join your team, and dare to stare at me and go aside."

After that, he said to the cafeteria lady with a high spirit: "Old Forced Deng, where is your cat? The

lady who was cooking seemed to be staring at Alam with eyes that seemed to be bursting, and it took a long time before she spoke: "Aren't I a black cat?

Hearing this completely different answer from Kafka, Alam asked angrily: "Didn't that lady feed the white cat just now, how did

it become a black cat!" "Hahaha, young man, you may not know, my white cat will become a black cat when it is full, and the people it dislikes will also turn black, and I don't know if it is full or not?"

Alam paused, walked straight to the black cat, and said: "Black cat, eat the meat soon, I will reward you." The

black cat opened its mouth and swallowed Alam into his stomach in one bite. Don't forget to burp a long hiccup.

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- "This meat is really good, it's just a smell, hahahaha." "

——"I still like your unruly appearance just now, hahaha, copy

homework! Are you happy?"——", "Eaten and pinched by a bite, woo-woo~ so pitiful

!"-"The sister upstairs is so cute, I like it so much!Woo-woo, so cute!

"——"The homework is copied in the morning, and the people are not in the afternoon, which is worthy of the Three Kingdoms, and it turns out that you can pass the customs without copying the homework." "

[Alam, the chosen one of the Three Kingdoms, died, failed to clear the customs, and strange talks of rules descended on

the Three Kingdoms] Countless people swimming in the river were pulled into strange talks, turned into clerks who were oppressed by capitalists, and could never leave, which was just a piece of cake for the "diligent" people of the Three Kingdoms, and some "hardworking" people of the Three Kingdoms fainted with excitement.

Seeing such a miserable scene, countless Chosen People who wanted to copy their homework fell silent, and finally, one person couldn't help but eat the meat, and soon he squirted in the cafeteria hall, but this ending was obviously better than Alam's ending.

Suddenly, the canteen turned into a sea of jets, and the Chosen, stimulated by the excrement, vomited one after another, as if a chain reaction, excrement and vomit everywhere, it was simply heaven.

Undoubtedly, this will significantly weaken the state of the Chosen the next day, and it will also be indirectly fatal to the strange talk of the rules, except of course for Kafka, who is slowly wandering around at this time.

At this time, Kafka walked to the side of a scale with great interest, covered her eyes and stood up, slowly released her jade hand, and then jumped off the scale, "I didn't get fat, I must have eaten too much, it's really hateful." "

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——The white-haired old man who had previously disagreed with Kafka's actions took the initiative to stand up and apologized: "The old man has a rotten mind and almost became a sinner of the Dragon Kingdom, I really deserve to die!" ——

Elder Qin opened his mouth to stop the old man's self-masochistic behavior, "If you are wrong, you can make up for it next time, this is the best reward." "

——" The old man was determined not to be humiliated, and after speaking, a wisp of spirit appeared in the old man's eyes when he was young and opened up the Northwest Wilderness, and he seriously looked at Kafka and strolled up. "