Weird Tales of Rules: The Reincarnated Kafka Begins Listen to Me

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Weird talk about the world.

Kafka quietly looked at the scenery flowing outside the window, her burgundy eyes narrowed slightly, if only there was a glass of red wine.

According to the existing rules, there is simply no analysis of the fastest way to clear the level.

Kafka rubbed her hair and felt her body lean forward slightly, "Did the bus start slowing down?"

Sure enough, the bus slowly stopped.

"Here's two hours of dining and flying." The bus driver still spoke in a hoarse voice.

Kafka knew it was time to probe the news and was about to take action, when a salesman in a red coat pushed a small cart into the passenger compartment.

"Sell watermelon, my melon is ripe, do any passengers need one?" Kafka looked at the salesman with black teeth.

I thought, "Red coat! Can't buy his food. However

, feeling his empty stomach, he curled up his legs with some grievances, holding the curled red silk legs with both hands, it seems that he can't eat at noon, and the item buttons in his system space are also gray disabled.

- "You guys have strange rules to talk about humanity, how can my Kafka mother be hungry, you see she is going to cry, let her daughter hug you, woo ~ mother ~ don't cry!" I was also so sad to see Mommy hungry. A

well-known detective fiction writer said that in a highly stressful thinking environment, food and sleep are the most important things to stay awake, and if there is no food, it may reduce the ductility and speed of thoughts, which may not be a big problem in real life, but it can be fatal in the world of strange talk. "

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Dragon Kingdom Weird Talk Bureau.

Elder Qin sighed at a group of outstanding talents from all walks of life sitting in the audience with notebooks, he knew the consequences just after seeing this news, but he and the Weird Talk Analysis Bureau did not have any good ways for the time being.

The people of the entire Dragon Kingdom watched the development of the situation with some anxiety.

Meanwhile.

Inside the beautiful country live broadcast room.

- "Tony, the chosen one of our country, is a special soldier with experience in wilderness survival training against hunger, and just a lunch will not make a difference." -

"yes! Oh, yes! I just came back from the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom, and their Chosen One is too weak, not as hungry as our Chosen One, sure enough, our beautiful country is more powerful, hahaha! "

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Mirror world.

Tony of the beautiful country was observing all kinds of details seriously, thinking a little proudly, "With my quality, if I can't get through this strange talk, who can get through this strange talk!"

He waved his hand at the beautiful country live broadcast room, "Don't worry, I, Tony, will crush the other chosen ones and bring victory back to the beautiful country." After that, he also showed his muscles.

——Wow, this is my husband, what kind of scum the Chosen of other countries are, I want to give Tony's husband a baby, thank God for blessing ....

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Pretty Country Monster Talk Analysis Bureau.

The head of the beautiful country laughed outrageously, "Our beautiful country is the number one country in reality and strange talk, and what kind of dragon country catches up with and surpasses the beautiful country is just a fantasy." "

Underneath is a joyful politician who has entered the Weird Talk Analysis Bureau with various nepotisms, and even clearly divided into three gangs, as if this terrifying weird talk world is a game used to improve their political performance.

A fat-headed politician should say in harmony: "We are still the strongest in our beautiful country, and when Tony returns successfully, we will put a celebration banquet for the heroes of the beautiful country." There

was a cheer from the audience, as if victory was at hand!

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Weird talk about the world.

Kafka hugged her curled up legs and watched pitifully as the salesman walked over.

The other people around them also held their breath, and none of them dared to buy anything from the salesman, frowning and preferring to go hungry.

Kafka thought a little helplessly, "It seems that she should have no food at noon, but I don't know if she is still a salesman in a red coat at night, Kafka no longer thinks about these things, and is ready to take a nap to recover her energy."

At this time, the bus driver slowly passed by the carriage, as if inspecting the situation in his car.

When he walked to Kafka, he paused and said, "I saw that you didn't eat lunch, this is a little fruit candy I brought, eat some!"

Kafka lifted her face buried in her knees, opened her wine-red eyes, and smiled like a flower: "Thank you!" Master.

After that, Kafka remembered that there was no need to communicate with other people in terms of rules, but it seemed that it had no effect if she said it, and it seemed that gratitude was necessary in the world of weird talk?

However, I still have to be wary and need to be more careful.

Peeling off the skin of the fruit candy, sipping the fruit candy, his physical strength and spirit actually began to recover visibly, it seems that this is not ordinary sugar, looking at the five candies in his hand, at least he can last for a short time.

At this time, in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom, a barrage of a beautiful country came in over the wall.

- "Fuck, why would that driver give food to the Chosen, it's not fair, we don't have a beautiful country, the dragon country must be cheating, maybe it's that weird talk who fancy him, who made her look so beautiful." "

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Dragon Kingdom Weird Talk Analysis Bureau.

Qin Lao looked at the barrage with a livid face, and hurriedly let people start to clean up the illegal accounts, and a national character face was not angry and said to himself: "Find out these IP addresses, as long as they are in the Dragon Country, all are subject to death, and in an instant, the foreigners who speak wantonly in the country are bloody."

The driver smoked a hookah with big black teeth at this time and smiled: "This is the reward for helping me solve the siege in the morning, no thanks, a small gift."

Kafka narrowed her eyes and smiled: "Thank you!"

The driver also smiled and returned to his seat, turned his back to Kafka and said: "I called you when you want to drive, don't worry about oversleeping."

Kafka smiled and nodded, which was a bonus.

——Kafka's mother laughs so well, family, this is also too good-looking! Mommy kiss, mua!!

- Kafka Mommy is mine, upstairs, draw your sword.

——I'm afraid you won't make it, eat my sword, watch me open the gate of heaven with a sword!

——What are you, watch me cut the yellow spring with a sword!

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Weird Talk Analysis Bureau.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then analyzed the situation with a happy face, and no one slacked off.