Weird Tales of Rules: The Reincarnated Kafka Begins Listen to Me

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Weird talk about the world.

Kafka gently patted her face with her jade hand, and slowly fell asleep under the weak light under the bus, and soon some long, warm snorts moved regularly.

It brings a touch of warmth to this gray tunnel....

After a long time, the driver came to Kafka and woke Kafka.

Kafka yawned as she patted her mouth, brushed her hair slightly, and nodded to the bus driver.

The driver saw that Kafka was awake, turned around and started the bus, accompanied by a long air sound, the old bus made a twisted sound of cats scratching the blackboard, and started with difficulty.

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Mirror talk about the world.

Tony of the beautiful country was also sleeping, and the bus driver directly started the bus and said: "All passengers, please do not sleep while the bus is running, so as not to cause unnecessary accidents."

However, because the energetic Tony slept too late in the afternoon looking for clues, and slept well, he did not wake up, and Tony also bumped up and down with the bumps on the bus, and the cushion under his butt made a grinding click.

The bus driver's gaze became eerie with the click, and wisps of black gas drifted in Tony's direction, and soon entered Tony's body.

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Beautiful country live broadcast room.

- "No, what are the chosen ones doing in our country, what are the politicians doing, quickly remind him, can't they see this black gas?" -

"What are we doing with this weird chatter?" I don't want the rules to come to my house! We should take to the streets to elect a new Bureau of Eccentricity, to elect candidates with normal brain development for democracy. "

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At this time, the beautiful national monster talk bureau has become a pot of porridge.

- "We doves believe that every opportunity to remind is important and should not be wasted on such an insignificant little thing, and isn't it simple to deal with these black qi with Tony's physique?" "

The hawks are also loudly denouncing the doves' views, which are strange rules, and when Tony dies, you don't need to remind you that you doves are a bunch of rice buckets." "

The two factions are arguing and happy, and there are neutrals in the mud, and time is passing little by little.

Tony's face is also getting worse little by little.

Tony grabbed things with his empty hands as if he had some nightmare, and then accompanied by a brake on the bus, Tony, who had lost his center of gravity in his sleep, woke up suddenly and gasped.

See this....

- "I just said that the chosen ones in our country did not fail so easily, hahaha, didn't this wake up?" This rule is strange and will not hurt our beautiful country. "

At the same time.

The beautiful country monster talk bureau issued, they found through careful analysis that this is not a crisis, to believe in the weird talk bureau and the chosen hero Tony, we weird talk bureau scientific, democratic analysis method will definitely lead the beautiful country to victory.

The whole country of the beautiful country suddenly cheered.

But no one noticed that Tony's neck had grown inconspicuous black hair.

It is clear that Tony has suffered from "it" contamination.

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Weird talk about the world.

Kafka finally had time to think about the rules, frowned slightly, cute red lips pouted slightly, forward is not necessarily forward backward is not necessarily backward what does it mean, this strange talk if the end is ahead, why is the sooner you reach the end, the better?

But Kafka has a little understanding of the passengers around Rule 4 are people, not other things, and treats this strange talk as a bus similar to the real thing, so that these strange talk does not detect abnormalities, which can effectively avoid the pollution of strange talk.

Kafkazhu kissed his lips and said his conjecture to the Dragon Kingdom's Weird Talk Analysis Bureau.

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Inside the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room.

- Shhhh What pollution! There is a mother I really want to be a mother's little waste, Abba Abba ... I can't do anything, just rely on my mother.

——As far as general rationality is concerned, Miss Kafka's analysis is reasoned and convincing, I hope that the Dragon Country Weird Talk Analysis Bureau can give Miss Kafka a little useful help, and there is a very important thing, who has Miss Kafka's WeChat, when she successfully returns I have an event to invite her to participate, do nothing, just say that I am willing, and I can also get a national certificate for free.

- Upstairs, count! Collapse!! Face!! Understand!!! Who urinates yellow, wake him up. Let him know the price of wanting to be my master. By the way, I'm Miss Kafka's dog, family, Kafka's mother is so good-looking. Suck ~

- I pee yellow, I'll come, let me wake him up.

At this moment, the Dragon Kingdom talks about the Analysis Bureau.

Different from the abstract theory of "a hundred flowers blooming" in the beautiful country, the gods have a logical and rigorous inference to understand the strange talk.

- A well-known female writer wearing a beret spoke: "Weird talk and weird talk, the point is a strange word, you can't use common sense to infer weird talk, I think the probability of the bus driving to the end is very small, not only because the advance of rule 5 is not necessarily the advance of the sentence."

"If you think about it, can you go backwards to the end?" It is impossible in common sense, but since it is a strange story, there may be other ways to reach the end point or there may be a different end point.

This view was quickly recognized by most of the people present, but there were still a small number of people who did not agree, unlike the entanglement of the beautiful country, Qin Lao made a quick decision and decided to use a precious reminder opportunity to send the sorted out conjecture to the chosen one of his family.

Kafka, who was waiting for the news, suddenly lit up, smiled a little happily, and her long eyelashes fluttered up and down happily a few times, and finally received the news from the Dragon Kingdom, a person in an unfamiliar environment needs some help.

It was also a great encouragement for the spirit, Kafka patted her chest a little easily, and took a deep breath, "Kafka, you are the best, come on!! "

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Dragon Kingdom Live Broadcast Room.

——The old man thought that I had already locked my heart, when I was eighteen, I thought that I didn't have the heart to love girls, and today's heart that has been silent for many years is beating again, Kafka, I can't survive a day without you, give my heart for my mother!

——As a gorgeous girl, I said that my sexual orientation has always been a handsome boy, but today I was shaken fiercely, how can there be that girl so cute, I will be stunned, mother, come and hug the child! I really want to stick with my mother!