Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Now that I think about it, that human looks pretty skinny and tender. If I can meet him next time, I won't let him go. He'll be lucky that I've had enough to survive, heh."

"That's it, Boss Niu Gang, do you still remember the appearance of that man? If I run into him, I will catch you whatever he says... eh? Who the hell are you?"

The sycophant suddenly said to Niu Gang behind his back, and at the same time his expression became unkind.

Everyone in the cafeteria was also attracted by the movement, and they all watched over.

Niu Gang raised his eyebrows and inspected the circle, slowly swallowed a mouthful of steamed buns, and then turned his head in empathy.

A condescending poker face.

He also held a booklet in his hand.

"Cough cough cough!"

While coughing violently, he looked around in horror, and found that the guy with the lower half of the eyeball was not there. He immediately calmed down a lot, swallowed what was in his mouth, and stood up pretendingly.

"It's kind of interesting. Just now you mentioned that you actually showed up by yourself. It seems that you are one of the humans who joined the company yesterday. Hey, you still can't escape my palm."

The sycophant's eyes lit up: "Boss Niu Gang, could it be that he was the fish that slipped through the net that day?"

"Stand still and don't move, just let the little one do this kind of trivial matter."

Talking aggressively and bullying him, but he hasn't taken two steps...

"go away."

The faint words were accompanied by a sudden burst of force from the sycophant's head.

boom!

A face that looked like a sycophant's butt came into intimate contact with the dining table next to him. The sycophant's eyes rolled over on the ground on the spot, and he didn't know whether he was really dizzy or just pretending.

Now it's going to be a big mess.

Although Niu Gang usually likes to brag, it is true that his uncle does work with Gentleman Yue. Although many ghosts are not as good at licking as sycophants, they will still give some face.

The most important thing is that people and ghosts clashed in public.

Suddenly rising to the confrontation between the camps, suddenly many strange shapes stood up suddenly, and slowly surrounded them with unfriendly expressions.

Some of the entrants froze and lowered their heads, not daring to move, and some bold ones were already groping towards the door, ready to run away at any time.

Although the states are different, what they have in common is the dissatisfaction with Duan Ming at this time.

Except for Chen Feng and Lu Shaocheng.

The four of them came over firmly and stood behind Duan Ming, confronting the small group on the 20th and 30th opposite.

At this time, the skinny ghost suddenly squeezed out from the group of ghosts, rushed to the front of the group of ghosts, held his hand and said with a smile.

"Hey, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding, everyone, don't get excited."

There are no ghosts listening to him, and even one of them unceremoniously throws him aside.

The skinny ghost bared his teeth in pain on the ground, but he didn't care about it at all, and rushed to Duan Ming's side covered in dust and said anxiously: "Come on, why are you still standing there? Damn my car is still with you guys." What about in hand? I got three bad reviews last night, I won’t wipe your ass, so hurry up and withdraw!”

"Hmph, want to leave? Are you able to leave?"

Niu Gang gave a stern smile, but without seeing any movement from him, all the ghosts formed a circle around Duan Ming and his party.

Under the oppression of the ghosts, Chen Feng and the other three unconsciously had sweaty palms.

At this time, I saw Duan Ming calmly stepped forward two steps, flipping through the booklet while reading.

"On the second day at Qingshan Hospital, the taxi driver with the license plate named XXXXX tried to kill me twice, once when I first got in the car, and once after getting off the car, I missed a good-looking woman with a sudden acceleration during driving. of……"

Thinking of this, Duan Ming urgently put away the pamphlet.

Everyone present, whether human or ghost, fell silent.

That's why Duan Ming's sloppy face was not affected at all, his expression remained unchanged, and he smiled slightly at Niu Gang: "You are right, some accounts should be settled."

"By the way, your uncle knows Gentleman Yue very well?"

Niu Gang's eyes flickered unnaturally for a moment and quickly recovered, his chin raised high.

"That's right, my uncle is a big celebrity around Gentleman Yue, but even if I don't have my uncle's relationship, it's easy to handle you."

He unceremoniously kicked the dazed sycophant next to him, who lay still on his stomach, frowning slightly.

"I really can't understand your inexplicable self-confidence in controlling everything. Do you think that you can handle such a low-level evil spirit and feel that you are so awesome?"

"Are you good at beating? Are you good at beating? You have to be powerful when you come out and talk about your background."

"Well~"

He raised his chin in a circle, and suddenly four or five big men with big arms and thick waists grinned and walked out.

Duan Ming glanced playfully, putting his hands in his trouser pockets.

"Lu Shaocheng!"

Lu Shaocheng curled his lips unhappily from behind.

"What are you doing? You can't handle it yourself? You have to call me? I won't come."

"Then your girl is gone."

Lu Shaocheng: "(╬◣д◢)"

Still walked forward honestly.

Not talking nonsense, he instantly transformed into a big bully and pierced through Niu Gang's chest. The latter's eyes widened in disbelief.

Zi~

Lu Shaocheng pulled out his arm lightly, bringing out a big ball of blood, and returned as if nothing had happened, and whispered something when he passed by Duan Ming.

"Only this time, I will do such embarrassing things myself in the future."

Then, seeing that many human colleagues had already started to cover their mouths and giggle, they cursed secretly and hid aside to sulk.

Compared with group power, personal strength does have little effect, but this is based on the cohesion of small groups.

Lu Shaocheng obviously also saw that Niu Gang's bragging skills were not strong enough to win people's hearts, so he simply used thunderous means to make a blockbuster.

The effect is also obvious.

Several big ghosts hesitated and stopped coming forward, and after looking at each other, they retreated back in unison.

By the way, he hooked his shoulders and turned around to leave.

"Hey, did you find out? The meat buns this morning are very fragrant."

"Really? I usually eat pork buns made of human flesh. Now that you say that, I want to try it."

"Hurry up, hurry up, the cafeteria aunt will take them away in a while!"

Then even trot all the way up.

The rest of the group followed suit, chatting and spanking in all directions.

After all, the foundation is superficial. After listening to Niu Gang for so many years bragging about how awesome his uncle is, he may not get any benefits, and he will go to drive a taxi in a while.

"You guys..." Niu Gang clutched the big bloody hole in his chest, his face was about to cry, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Duan Mingyin walking towards him with a smile.

He changed face instantly.

"Big brother, big brother, if you have something to say, please speak up. Big brother is really a god, and there will always be noble people around him to help, either he is a fierce ghost, or he is a big fool."

Lu Shaocheng: "Straighten your tongue! The nine-year compulsory education didn't teach you how to read phonetic symbols, did it?"

"Big evil plug big evil plug, flirt with donkeys and donkeys~"

"Damn, you're still playing homophonic memes with me, aren't you?"

Lu Shaocheng became angry for a moment, and turned into a big scorpion and rushed over to leave a big hole in Niu Gang's body again, one left and one right, hey, let alone, it's like wearing a see-through bra.

Niu Gang sat slumped on the ground like an old lady, clutching his chest in aggrieved manner.

Secretly vowed to make up for the culture in the future.

At this moment Ming squatted down: "Can we talk now?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Isn't it over if I do this earlier? I still have to suffer from the loss of two points. Let's go and find a quiet place."

As he said that, Duan Ming took the lead and walked out of the cafeteria.

By the way, he also took a steamed stuffed bun from Niu Gang's dinner plate.

"Is it really that delicious?" He muttered to himself.

Just as he was about to speak, a figure blocked his way.

Neiku brother who grabs business.

Beside him was a smart girl with short hair and ears, her expression seemed to be in the same line, a standard dead face.

Hey, sure enough, I still came to the door.

"Is something wrong?" Duan Ming asked with a smile.

"I think we can cooperate." Brother Neiku's tone is always so calm.

Duan Ming: "It's okay to cooperate, but I also need to know your value. What can you do? Or, what can I get?"

"No, look at the one in the back." He pointed to Lu Shaocheng who was still looking unhappy, "He is my thug now."

Lu Shaocheng: "!!!"

"You girl..."

Lu Shaocheng: "(＾ω＾)"

Duan Ming turned back to Nei Ku Ge and Nei Ku Mei, smiling.

Brother Neiku thought for a moment, then said in a deep voice, "I exchange the information from the ghost at night, is that okay?"

Neikumei: "Brother..."

Brother Neiku waved his hand back, and continued: "It's not ordinary information, it's information about their relationship with the main body."

Duan Ming thought for a while and agreed: "Okay."

"Go out and talk."

"The breastless one behind, keep up."

Niu Gang burst into tears.

Struggling to get up, the lack of two pectoralis major muscles made him unsteady and fell to the ground, but in an instant he felt his feet being lifted and being dragged away like a dead dog.

"Hey I can go!"

Lu Shaocheng: "Stop talking nonsense, it's too boring."

Niu Gang cried out in humiliation.

...

In a corner of the small square outside the cafeteria, Duan Ming and his group formed a circle, Niu Gang was left alone in the distance, freshly stuck his hands into the two big holes in his chest, accidentally touched flesh and blood, and grinned unavoidably, Can feel the pain of the past and enjoy playing with the extreme excitement that I can't experience at ordinary times.

"So there is a huge contrast between the night ghost spirit and the main ghost spirit?" Duan Ming asked Neiku brother seriously.

It can't be called so impolite. After some exchanges, I have learned that the two dead faces are brothers and sisters. The elder brother is Ye Xiangming, and the younger sister is Ye Xiangqing.

Ye Xiangming nodded coolly, then raised one hand, bursts of black air gushed out from his back, and gradually condensed into a human figure, male, with an expression of eternal ice, unlike Zhou Xiangfu's pretentiousness, this The guy is obviously really cool, the type that makes people want to stay away from him just by looking at him.

Ye Xiangming introduced: "This is my contract ghost, Ding Xiu, from the night, I have come into contact with his body, he is a guy whose throat was pierced."

"The difference between the two is that Ding Xiu doesn't like to communicate at all, but the one on the main body is a chatterbox. At that time, I had some guesses, so I took the risk to verify it. After several dungeon missions, I really found a few pairs , which basically confirmed my guess.”

"The night avatar of the same ghost is completely opposite to the day avatar. If the main body likes peace, the night one is likely to be a big devil who kills innocent people indiscriminately. If the night avatar is a social bull, the day avatar is basically a social terror. "

Duan Ming unconsciously looked at Lu Shaocheng's forearm when he heard the words.

Isn't that what Wang Jue is talking about?

The rotten ghost of the body would avoid looking even when communicating with people normally. At night, this rotten ghost can bring his own steel wool ball to find the rich woman.

Duan Ming pondered for a moment and said: "Suppose, as you said, ghosts enter the Paradise Realm and are divided into two clones, night and day, with extremely contrasting personalities, could it be because they were forced by a special existence at the moment of entering? Separation of the spirit body, and extreme distribution of ideas?"

"wrong!"

Duan Ming suddenly thought of an extremely unbelievable fact, and his breathing was a little short.

"It's more likely that..."

"The existence of the night avatar itself is a kind of complement to the personality flaws of the main body!"

Speaking of this, Duan Ming himself felt a little shocked.

He remembered the reminder message of Wang Jue's body, the fearful personality was brought into the world of paradox by him before his death, but the black king of Sheniu was more like an independent entity closely related to Wang Jue that was generated out of thin air.

It's like one yin and one yang, perfect connection and perfect denial.

Gai from Fengxian High School is the first black and white avatar to merge into one in front of his eyes. Not only his strength soars, but he can also break through the shackles of normal contracted ghosts who can only lend half of their power, more like his own. The rules are completed, so the full effect of the possession ability can be exerted.

hiss~

Duan Ming couldn't help taking a breath.

It seems that the secrets of the strange world are far more than what the eyes can see.

Seeing Duan Ming's performance, Neiku had a rare smile on his face.

"Sure enough, I didn't misunderstand the person. It seems that you guessed it too."

"That's right, I thought so too. I even guessed that if there is a certain opportunity, the black and white avatars can be combined into one, and then they will be able to exert their full power. I have been exploring this path."

"You guessed right, they can indeed be combined into one."

Ye Xiangming's eyes lit up: "Really! What should I do?"

Duan Ming: "The high probability is to complete the obsession."

"Complete the obsession?"

"Um."

Guy's experience is obviously a typical example.

As the earth-bound spirit of the toilet, his prompt message also clearly mentioned that leaving the toilet is his obsession. After the space door broke the toilet's shackles, the black cover and the white cover immediately merged.

In this way, the situation of He Yuwei and Xiang Xin can also be reasonably explained.

He Yuwei's original obsession was to torment all those who participated in the incident back then, but this itself was an endless thing. Under Duan Ming's reminder, she suddenly realized that her obsession became looking for Pei Qiongyin, so they did not merge. for one.

As for Xiang Xin, her obsessions are more complicated, but they generally revolve around Xiao Bao. Although the mother and son are free from the shackles at present, the existence of that man will always be the sword of Damocles hanging above her head, unless he can If this problem is solved, her combination will also be in the foreseeable future.

What about Ying Hongyan?

The strength of these few people is not low, and they are people on their own side. If they can help them successfully perfect their individual rules, it will definitely be a great help in the future.

This is the biggest gain from the information provided by Ye Xiangming.

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