Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chapter 122 The bathroom is weird

It is said that Ye Xiangming entered the group with the help of the relationship information between black and white ghosts. In fact, he obtained more crucial key information because of Duan Ming's analysis, an answer he has been looking for. Finally, there is a direction for verification.

So since the few people ended their conversation, the corners of this perennially dead-faced neiku brother's mouth haven't dropped.

What an ugly smile.

No wonder I don't like to laugh.

Duan Ming is not bad.

He also used this to open up a new way to survive in the strange world - the way to make thighs.

It's a win-win outcome.

What's more, the two newcomers to the group are not here to be pendants, not to mention that Ye Xiangming has a ghost-level extra-money layman, and what makes Duan Ming even more shocked is that Ye Xiangqing, the cool girl, also has a contract ghost at night, and even the strength Even higher.

Layman Jiaqian is at the middle level of the ghost class, and Ye Xiangqing is at the high level of the ghost class. He is very close to the limit of ghost energy, only one or two steps away from the ghost class.

It's better than Lu Shaocheng, who is about to transform into a villain.

Duan Ming guessed that among the 20 people who entered this time, there should be only a few really capable people. At present, they are all gathered around him. As a well-deserved leader, the first order he gave to everyone is... …

go to sleep!

Driving late at night is so f*cking tiring, especially when you have to concentrate on not violating traffic rules.

"Hey little Heizi, is there a place to take a shower in our room?" he asked.

Lu Shaocheng: "Yes, I want to take a bath, oh yes, there is a ghost in the bathroom, please be careful, I almost stabbed him to death yesterday, don't make trouble."

Xiao Heizi really couldn't tell whether the other party was a man or a woman with the word Xiao Heizi.

"oh."

Duan Ming returned the sentence lightly, and Duan Ming turned around first, and his expression changed immediately.

(-_-)

"Well……"

After a brainstorm just now, I forgot about this guy.

Not far ahead, Niu Gang was sitting cross-legged on the ground with a mournful expression, and his right hand was deeply inserted into the big hole in his left chest.

It's just that because of the automatic healing ability of Ghost Qi, the size of the big hole is obviously not enough for him to pull out his palm.

Simply put, his hands were stuck in his own chest.

How fresh.

Duan Ming grinned and walked forward to squat down, watching with interest Niu Gang trying to pull out his hand, but when he touched the flesh and blood of the valgus wound, he grinned his teeth in pain, and retracted the palm that was pulled out a little .

The other party raised his head when he saw someone coming, his eyes glowed eagerly asking for help: "Big brother, big brother, help me, I can't get out here, hey, hey."

Duan Ming stood up with a teasing expression: "Tsk tsk tsk ~ help you? It's not impossible, how about answering a few questions for me?"

"Answer, answer, answer!" Niu Gang nodded with a smile.

"Your uncle really has been working with Gentleman Yue?"

Listening to the content of the question, Niu Gang froze for a moment, his expression was a little unnatural, and his eyes even glanced around guiltily.

"Yes... yes." He replied softly.

"What position? How long have you been working? How close is it to Gentleman's Mountain? How much do you know about Gentleman's Mountain?"

Four consecutive questions in fear, one after another like a mallet hitting Niu Gang's heart, his complexion gradually turned pale.

Seeing this, Duan Ming frowned: "I said Ni Ya is not all bragging, is it? There must be a sentence or two of the truth, right?"

"This... this... this..."

Lu Shaocheng on the side was even more direct, gray spots gradually gathered on his arms, and he walked forward slowly with a bad complexion.

Niu Gang's fear of Da Sha Chiu could be said to have been engraved in his bones, and before the gray color had formed, he had already moved back and forth with his only remaining hand, his expression was uglier than crying.

"Don't, don't, the hero has something to say. My uncle is really working for Gentleman Yue, but his position is not as high as everyone thinks. He is just a small security guard. He has appeared with Gentleman Yue a few times. That kid who is flattering No, just came over and asked me if I was a close friend, and I admitted it at the time when I was obsessed with ghosts, and then it seemed to spread, I really didn’t take the initiative to deceive everyone.”

Lu Shaocheng had already stood still in front of Niu Gang, his cold face condescending: "A little security guard?"

At this time, Gu Ming suddenly interjected: "Your uncle is responsible for the safety of Gentleman Yue? How often do they take shifts?"

Niu Gang didn't know why, so he replied truthfully: "Yes, there is usually one shift every three days, but Gentleman Yue is not in Mingcheng these days, and they don't have any tasks. The normal rotation is basically equivalent to a holiday."

"What about the day after six days? Which group will it be?"

"Emmm...No accident, it's my uncle's group, what's wrong...Wait, you don't mean to..."

After seeing Duan Ming's enthusiastic smile, Niu Gang shook his head again and again: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, let alone my uncle is just a security guard, even their security captain would not dare to do such a rebellious thing. It's a deadly job."

"Don't worry, I have my method, and there's no need for your uncle to do anything then."

Niu Gang smiled sarcastically: "Stop joking, want to get close to Gentleman Yue? The difficulty is not as simple as you think. Besides, even if I agree, my uncle is not a fool. How could he agree to such an unreasonable request? "

Duan Ming thought for a while, took out five stacks of ghost coins and put them in front of him, the latter's eyes lit up and he quickly put them back together.

"I can guarantee that your uncle doesn't need to do anything out of the ordinary. He just needs to turn a blind eye when necessary. I promise, the 500 million is yours."

Niu Gang rolled his eyes, and his expression suddenly became melancholy: "Actually, I also want to help you, but to be honest, my uncle also has his own career plan, so doing so will undoubtedly..."

In the middle of the conversation, Duan Ming took back one of the wads of ghost coins.

Niu Gang: "!!!"

"Wait, wait, why don't you play the cards according to the routine? Shouldn't it be an extra money?"

Duan Ming: "If you talk nonsense, you will lose another 100 million."

He said that he had already put his hands on the second stack.

Immediately, Niu Gang burst into tears and rushed forward, his only remaining hand held the four bundles of ghost coins tightly to his chest: "Yes, yes, I agree!"

At this moment, Lu Shaocheng moved his head and asked in a low voice: "That's it?"

Duan Ming: "What else do you want?"

Lu Shaocheng: "I feel like spending too much money."

Duan Ming: "It's okay, if the result is not satisfactory, I will take it back."

Lu Shaocheng: "You are really shameless."

Duan Ming: "You're not bad either."

Lu Shaocheng: "But the way he looks now is really hard to beat."

Duan Ming: "It's better not to, it's not too late to beat up after the matter is over, there are still several days left for the task, this guy is an old driver, maybe he can ask for some advice, I heard that every city Taxi drivers know everything about the happy distribution areas of the city, and this is a traditional skill that we must master.”

Lu Shaocheng: "!!!!!!"

Suddenly his complexion changed, and he greeted him with a smiling face.

"Brother Niuzi, are you okay? Get up, get up, the ground is so dirty."

Niu Gang was lifted up with a look of apprehension. He was obviously unhappy just now, but he was so enthusiastic every second that he had to doubt the other party's intentions.

"I'm fine, I'm fine," he replied.

Lu Shao maturely put his arms around Niu Gang's shoulders, leaned his head closer and asked, "Hey Niu Zi, I want to ask you something..."

"Do you know of a place in Mingcheng where you can...emmmm... relax?"

Hearing this topic, a puff of black smoke burst out from Lu Shaocheng's forearm, forming Hei Wangjue's hopeful face.

This is the daytime. After becoming a contracted ghost, the rules of the night no longer apply. He can come and go freely with the host, so he naturally wants to experience the beauty of the daytime.

He asked more straightforwardly: "Ah, yes, yes, where are there more rich women in Mingcheng?"

As an orthodox old driver, he understood the meaning of the two people's words almost instantly, instantly relaxed his whole body and settled down, and at the same time cast a tacit look at the two of them.

"It seems that he is also a fellow, so how about giving me a day and I will draw all the places in detail for you?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmm~"×2

At this time, Niu Gang pointed to his hand trapped in his chest: "Why don't you get rid of me first?"

Lu Shaocheng slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot, brother Niuzi, just wait."

After speaking, a sharp brake plug was formed on the forearm.

"Hey, hey, what do you want to do?!! Didn't we make peace by ourselves?"

"Oh, don't get me wrong, this is really solving the problem for you, who told you to be so idle."

Without waiting for his reaction, Lu Shaocheng acted vigorously again, and stabbed the wound that was about to heal with a big stab, breaking a big hole again.

"ah!"

With a scream, the hand that was tightly trapped was freed, but Niu Gang also obtained a new state at the same time—disability.

He looked at the empty right wrist with only a fleshy ball left, and screamed sharper than a girl: "Ah!!!"

He looked at Chen Feng, Ye Xiangming and the others: "Ah!!!"

Looking at Lu Shaocheng again: "Ah!!!"

Looking at Duan Ming again: "Ahh~"

"Ah, where's your mother?"

Duan Ming kicked without hesitation.

Lu Shaocheng stared: "Hey! Didn't you say not to touch him for the time being?"

Duan Ming: "It's too disgusting, I can't bear it!"

Lu Shaocheng: "Fuck! Then I'll come too."

...

Gentleman Yue does have some tricks in winning people's hearts.

The dormitories for the employees are arranged upstairs in the company. The rooms on the entire floor, including the corridors, are decorated in a warm and cozy way, which is enough for the drivers and employees who have experienced a hard meal to get a good rest.

Naturally, the dormitory is also allocated according to the vehicles. After bidding farewell to the rest of the people, Duan Ming and Lu Shaocheng came to one of them.

The room is very large, and the three big soft beds are designed to be placed in three positions. With some warm furniture, it looks relaxing.

Lu Shaocheng went straight to a bed with messy bedding and lay down, then moved his chin toward the bathroom.

"you go first?"

"good."

Duan Ming was also polite, found a clean bed, threw down his coat, and walked towards the bathroom.

"Oh don't forget, there is A Piao in the toilet."

"Whispering, you're not afraid, I'm afraid of a ball?"

"That's it, the way he appears is quite special, just don't be intimidated." Lu Shaocheng muttered to himself.

When he came to the bathroom, Duan Ming stripped himself off neatly and admired his figure in the mirror by the way.

Needless to say, the previous Duan Ming could not be said to be fat, but it was by no means strong. He had the figure of an ordinary high school student, but after being transformed by ghost energy, his flat chest was bulged by two pectoralis major muscles, and his abdomen There are obvious square lines, not to mention the arms and thighs, with a little force, the edges and corners are sharp.

However, he is by no means as perverted as that devilish muscular man in their family in He Nian. Now he can only be regarded as a well-proportioned figure at best.

Somewhat narcissistically touching and pressing for a minute or two, he then walked to the bathroom.

wow~

The hot water sprayed by the shower makes one's head sober, and the greatest happiness after a tiring work is this.

Duan Ming hummed a little tune, put on shampoo and began to rub it on the top of his head.

"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang~"

While humming, the scene of four little black men in suits, leather tracks and sunglasses, carrying a coffin on their shoulders and shaking their heads naturally appeared in his mind.

Being in a strange world, it is more appropriate.

At this moment, he stopped rubbing his hair with his hands, and at a certain moment when he stroked the back of his head up and down, he seemed to have touched a foreign object.

It feels like another hand.

"Um?"

Duan Ming squinted one eye against the foam all over his face and looked back.

Nothing.

"I'm telling you, don't mess around, I'm not as talkative as the one you met before."

He said something casually, continued to close his eyes and started rubbing his head indifferently.

In the next second, the sensation of a foreign object appeared again.

This time Duan Ming was not used to it, he just wanted to grab the palm of his hand, but he didn't expect to grab it in vain.

Yo huh?

My goddamn desire to win.

continue!

Rubbing hair like crazy.

It's just that the shampoo is nearing the end, the foam on the top of the head is sparse, and Duan Ming scratched his head for a long time without touching that hand again.

Damn it!

He squeezed out another big pile of shampoo and put it on the top of his head. The foam rose to a height of several centimeters, and his whole head had become an explosive head.

Until the foam was rinsed off again, the hand still did not appear again.

Duan Ming washed it several times in disbelief, his hair was almost bald, but he still got nothing.

"Lu Shaocheng!!!"

"What are you doing!!!"

"You come in and take a shower."

There was a silence.

"are you crazy!"

"Stop talking nonsense, come if you are called!"

This time Lu Shaocheng didn't yell back, Duan Ming had already come out fully dressed.

"Damn it, wash it as soon as it's finished, and it's over if you don't talk about it? Why do you have to shout so much?"

He complained angrily, took off his coat and walked in.

Duan Ming also followed.