Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chapter 44 Hey, this is a dead eunuch~

He Yuwei, who had changed her appearance, even had a big change in her personality, she was not as strong as before, she asked softly, "Are you really willing to help me find Qiongyin?"

To be honest, Duan Ming still liked her sexy appearance of Yujie at the beginning, but thinking about it carefully, Xiaoniaoyiren's cute girl is not unacceptable.

Besides, although I don't know what happened to the split into two just now, who can say for sure whether Yujie He Yuwei will come back in the future? At that time, whether it is salty or sweet is not a matter of his words?

Thinking of this, he slapped his chest excitedly: "It's hard to catch up with Duan Ming!"

"Okay, I promise to be your contract ghost."

"no!!!"

"Who said no... um? Sister Lingling? Why not?"

Han Lingling glanced at He Yuwei's perfect figure, gritted his teeth and said, "Duan Ming, yin and yang are different."

Duan Ming smiled awkwardly at He Yuwei: "I'm sorry to wait a moment, I'll take care of the housework."

Then he pulled past Han Lingling to the side.

"What are you doing, big sister? Hey ghost class."

"Isn't there Qin Wei in the ghost class?"

"Qin Wei? Why do I need that old guy?" Duan Ming muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?!"

"It's nothing! Oh, my dear sister, don't make trouble. He Yuwei is different. She is 99999 ghostly. She can reach the evil level with a little effort. Why don't you seize this opportunity?"

Han Lingling narrowed her eyes: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking."

Hearing this, Duan Ming raised his brows, straightened his waist immediately, and said righteously: "What am I thinking? Duan Ming has lived and sat upright all his life, and the only thought now is to lay a solid foundation for our future adventures in the strange world." Basic, plus a guarantee, absolutely no other crooked thoughts."

At this moment, Chen Feng's trio also stepped forward to help.

Chen Feng: "Han Lingling, Duan Ming actually did a good job. There is a chance to get a contracted ghost spirit, which is half-step evil. This kind of opportunity is simply too rare."

Xu Haoran: "That's right, big sister. As far as I know, only a small portion of the adults in the Guild Masters Association have the ghost level, let alone the evil level of the big level. Don't miss this opportunity."

In fact, Han Lingling didn't know the importance of half-step evil contract ghosts. Just now, she was just emotionally self-willed. After she calmed down, she simply walked down the steps, turned her face away with a cold snort, and didn't say a word again.

Seeing this, Duan Ming ran back to find the little cow.

"It's done, let's start, what position are we going to use?"

"Well, no, you just need to stand."

Concluding a symbiotic contract is like an instinct for every ghost. He Yuwei clasped her hands with Duan Ming, and then closed her eyes. Bursts of black air condensed into circles, like ripples behind her.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred.

Duan Ming only heard a cold snort in his head, and the Rou Yi in his hand was suddenly taken away instantly, He Yuwei let out a cry of surprise, and her body flew more than ten meters away like a cannonball.

"He Yuwei!"

Duan Ming roared, and then looked at his right forearm with an extremely ugly expression.

Xiaoyun's tattoo is gradually fading away.

hateful!

If you don't use it for me, you won't let me find another little girl?

The previous complacency about having an indescribable one sealed in his hand is gone.

This indicates that it is impossible for him to have a contract ghost in the future.

Gan!

I won't give you my mother's ears.

The rest of the people began to gather around and trot towards He Yuwei together.

"Are you okay?" Duan Ming asked concerned.

He Yuwei shook her head: "It's nothing serious, your body..."

"Forget it, I can't say it, but I can't be your contract ghost either."

Duan Ming was silent.

At this time, he suddenly heard...

"However, it might be more appropriate for me to choose her. I admired her a lot before."

He Yuwei pointed to Han Lingling.

"I?"

Han Lingling's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Okay." ×2

Duan Ming and Han Lingling smiled and spoke in unison.

The two of them have little love in their hearts.

Han Lingling: Anyone is better than Duan Ming.

Duan Ming: No one is better than Han Lingling.

The concluding ceremony this time went very smoothly, and soon, Han Lingling transformed from the thirteenth sister of Hongxing to the thirteenth sister of Yugui Hongxing.

Now you can beat the ghost at will without using the evil spirit tarot card.

The matter finally came to an end, and I have to say that Duan Ming, the son of luck, was ahead of his sister Lingling, and the biggest harvest was handed over to others.

Duan Ming looked at his right hand and gritted his teeth.

Then he waved his hand and greeted everyone: "Everyone, go back to sleep."

The 157 trio followed suit, leaving only Han Lingling and Shang Xiaoya behind.

Shang Xiaoya lightly poked Han Lingling: "Sister Lingling, you were the only one not surprised when Duan Ming revealed the truth just now, in fact, you already knew it, right?"

Han Lingling smiled, looking at Duan Ming's back with gentle eyes.

"Is it important to know?"

"It's enough for our family to have one to show their heads (lù)."

"Hey? Xiaoya, you seem to be very concerned about the two of us."

Shang Xiaoya blushed instantly: "No way, sister Lingling, don't talk nonsense."

"I'm advising you not to think about it, Duan Ming is not suitable for you."

"He likes men."

Shang Xiaoya: "???"

At this time, there was a sudden commotion ahead.

I saw Duan Ming squatting on the ground covering his nose, tears streaming down his face.

Han Lingling's expression changed instantly: "No, Duan Ming is about to cry, there is a situation!"

She immediately called He Niu and rushed over.

"Duan Ming, what happened!"

Duan Ming shook his hands and could not speak.

Chen Feng who was still on the side explained: "He walked too fast and hit the transparent wall. It's strange, didn't he disappear just now? Why did it reappear? Well, head nurse, it seems that the matter is over, can you put this Wall removed?"

But He Yuwei was shocked at this time: "I didn't do it, after the other me left, this seal has been lifted."

"What!"

Soon someone gave the answer.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie ~"

"How many years, I finally got out of trouble!"

The voice came from Ward 513.

Everyone followed the prestige, and saw a fat man sitting up from the hospital bed unhurriedly, his eyes full of hatred and joking, extremely crazy.

Chen Feng: "Who is he?"

Xu Haoran: "I don't know, it's a fat house, at least two hundred catties, and the smile is really ugly."

Meng Qian: "Oh no, look at his pants, hey~ This is a dead eunuch~"

Sun Dapang's veins were exposed.

"enough!"

"I hate people calling me eunuch the most. I will remember you, kid."

Meng Qian curled his lips: "There are too many people who remember me, you count..."

Duan Ming: "He is evil."

Meng Qian: "Σ(゜-゜;)"

"You are the boss!"

At this moment, He Yuwei took a step forward, her eyes were also full of hatred.

"Sun Dapang, do you really think I dare not kill you?"

Sun Dapang spat and said with a wicked smile, "Kill me? Aren't you trying to torture me?"

"Oh, by the way, I really have to thank you. If it weren't for your torture for so many years, I wouldn't have had the chance to break through to the evil level."

"Your prime state can suppress me, but don't forget, now you are just a little ferocious ghost, jie jie jie jie~"

Sun Dapang was laughing arrogantly, at this moment, Gu Ming whispered in He Yuwei's ear, "Can you break through this sealing wall?"

He Yuwei said with an ugly face: "It's a trivial matter to break it open, but it's useless, he..."

"That's enough." Duan Ming said, then turned to Han Lingling.

"Sister, take everyone away later."

"Duan Ming, what do you want to do!"

Duan Ming smiled slightly, took out the amulet around his neck and weighed it, and at the same time glanced at the rest of the people.

Han Lingling nodded knowingly, and then prepared to take out her surrogate doll.

Duan Ming raised his hand to stop him: "No, I got another one just now."

"I'll count to three in a while, He Yuwei, break the seal and take everyone away. I have a way to restrain him."

"good."

"one."

"two."

"three!"

He Yuwei acted quickly, Chen Feng and others were taken downstairs before they could react.

Sun Dapang smiled evilly: "If you want to run, you can."

"Hey, grandson!"

"Um?"

In sight, Duan Ming was holding Jiang Xiaoxiao's toy gun and looking at him provocatively.

"you wanna die!!"

But he reacted instantly.

"Heh, want to help them escape? You think you can do it? Ridiculous."

"I'll deal with you idiot later."

Saying that, Sun Dapang was ready to set off and chase downstairs.

At this moment, a slight gunshot was suddenly heard.

He smiled disdainfully, and wanted to shoot the flying bullet casually, but the touch did not come from his hand, but seemed to penetrate into his body instead.

"what?"

"Oh no, why do I just want to beat this kid now?"

"Forget it, let's kill him first, anyway, it won't delay much time."

But the next second he was dumbfounded.

Duan Ming suddenly knelt down on the spot and bowed reverently to the air.

"Even if you kneel down and beg for mercy, I won't let you go!"

"wrong!"

"Damn it!"

"Why do you want to kill him so much, but your body can't bear to disturb him at all!!!"

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