Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Even with five people, ten seconds is enough time for a ghost-level escape to go an extremely long distance.

Duan bowed for ten seconds, and Sun Dapang just stared at it for ten seconds, feeling that He Yuwei's aura had disappeared from his sensing range, and when he regained his ability to move, he was furious and wanted to chase him out immediately.

Unexpectedly, Duan Ming predicted the enemy's first opportunity, and blocked the stairs one step earlier.

"Do you really think I don't have the means to take care of you?"

"Do you really think that the evil class eats dry food?"

Sun Dapang said gloomyly.

Duan Ming shook his head, pointed at the opponent with a toy gun in his right hand, and bent his knees.

"Of course I believe that an evil level must have a lot of means, but since you still have the mind to talk nonsense with me now, using that means will not harm you, right?"

"Also, I dare to stay here, do you think I'm not prepared for anything?"

As he spoke, he was about to tear off the amulet around his neck.

And just as his hands were holding the amulet tightly, a female voice suddenly came out of Duan Ming's mind.

"I think you might be able to save this opportunity."

"Who! Xiaoyun?"

"Yeah." The voice in my head reappeared, "Are you interested in making a deal with me?"

Duan Ming: "Can we talk about whether we trade or not? I'm risking my life, big sister!"

Xiao Yun said calmly: "I have to do something, no one can disturb me, besides, it's just a little evil."

Duan Ming: "Why are you talking so angry, you have no brains, brother, don't forget that you are only a ghost level now."

Xiaoyun: "─━_─━"

Although Xiaoyun didn't respond again, Duan Ming soon realized something was wrong.

During the gap between the two of them communicating, it seemed that Sun Dapang did not respond at all.

Looking at the past, although the other party has maintained the posture just standing, the expression on his face is wonderful, there are struggles, anger, but more of panic.

"Fixed?"

Mumbling, Duan Ming boldly stepped forward...

He kicked him hard in the crotch.

"Hey, I really can't move at all!"

Without hesitation, he drew out the kitchen knife and slashed at Sun Dapang's face.

clang!

The ghost-level kitchen knife can't break the defense at all.

That's okay, we still have disfigured hairpins.

As soon as the evil-level weapon was used, the effect was immediate. After a while, many bloody holes were left on Sun Dapang's face, body, and buttocks.

Not long after, Duan Ming was a little out of breath, and sat down cross-legged casually, only then did he think about talking to Xiao Yun.

"Tell me, what deal do you want to make?"

Xiao Yun cut to the chase: "Give me an ear, and I'll help you deal with him."

Duan Ming frowned.

Xiaoyun's left ear was useless to him, and he knew very well that even if Sun Dapang couldn't move him, he would have nothing to do with him just now.

Just as he was about to blurt out the word "good", he hurriedly stopped his voice, and then he put on a look of embarrassment.

"Xiaoyun, although I really want to give you my ears, but you see, I am about to become a civil servant. My people are all from the country, not to mention the things on my body. I can't deal with them as I used to. items."

"Leaders also have difficulties in leadership."

"Well, write me a 10,000-word application report tomorrow, and I'll hand it in for a try when it's out. Of course, I can't guarantee that the higher-ups will approve it, but I'll let Brother Chen Feng say a few words of kindness. I believe there will be one." Good result."

"Don't worry, I have learned about it, and I will definitely give you an answer within a month at most."

Xiaoyun: "???"

"Just say what you want."

"Nonsense!"

"What's this called! Who do you think the leader is! Could it be that in your eyes, I acted according to the rules but coveted a little benefit from you?"

Xiaoyun said lightly: "I have a chance to trace your ghost skills back to the original rules."

Xiaoyun's left ear instantly appeared in Duan Ming's hands, and he held it with both hands.

"Actually, I thought about it. Since you are so determined to choose me, it is also a kind of trust in me. How can I bear to restrain my dearest subordinate with rules?"

"I have decided, even if I risk violating the rules, I will give you my ears today."

"Take it, this is the leader's love for you."

As he spoke, he passed his ear forward.

Xiaoyun: "..."

"Where are you going to hand it? I'm in your hands."

"Oh oh oh."

Duan Ming sent the ear to the forearm, and the ear lighted up and disappeared instantly.

[Xiaoyun's friendliness +10]

[Current Xiaoyun friendliness: -10]

As a slave master, Duan Ming obviously felt Xiaoyun's excitement, even more joyful than absorbing the original breath from Ying Hongyan's body before.

Then he suddenly thought.

"Oh, by the way, you don't even have a head, where are your ears?"

"...I want you to take care of it."

After saying something angrily, the tattoo on his right arm lit up, and the headless explosion girl Xiaoyun reappeared, but in that empty place, where the ear was originally, a left ear was floating there alone.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Duan Ming: "Awesome."

And the moment Xiaoyun appeared, all other expressions on Sun Dapang's face disappeared, leaving only deep fear.

"Let me go……"

he said with difficulty.

"I...will...will...be...your...slave...servant...ghost...spirit..."

Xiaoyun: "You think beautifully."

Duan Ming: "Are you willing or not? With such an ugly face, how can Dai Niu get your turn without a chance?"

Sun Dapang: "???"

"!!!"

"Since... this is the case, if you want...you want...I die...you too...don't think about it!!!"

Following a roar, the black energy surged up from his body, and then dissipated immediately, and his entire ghostly aura also withered away.

Duan Ming black question mark face.

"What did he just do?"

Xiaoyun: "Oh, he cut your foundation and put a curse on you."

Duan Ming looked all over his body, with a puzzled expression on his face: "What curse? I don't feel anything at all."

"A curse that becomes more severe in the later stage. It can only cause a little physical damage in the early stage, and you can't even notice it."

"Don't look at me, although I got the ears and my strength has returned to the evil level, I still can't deal with this curse, or wait until you reach the evil level and use your own ghost power to resolve it, but who knows when you reach that level How crazy the curse can go."

"Or you take advantage of the small damage in the early stage to find a way to keep your body in a perfect state. As long as there is even a second, the curse power will have nowhere to cling, and it will be solved naturally. But this method is not easy to find. After all, most of the methods It seems that the effect is full, and there will always be some small hidden injuries."

"You choose."

Duan Ming was stunned when he heard that.

Then he took out "a heart booster" and stabbed it in his heart.

"Solve it?"

Xiaoyun: "Solution... solved."

Sun Dapang: "⊙▂⊙"

It's cold in the nest!

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