What bad intentions could Batman have?

The chaos and mutation of the entire earth have been gradually wiped out with the return of those two-headed monsters. In the ruins caused by the sudden transformation, people got up from the ground with a confused look on their faces.

They completely lost themselves, and the memories of the two-headed monster period faded from their minds, as if they woke up from a dream but forgot why they fell into the dream.

They only vaguely felt that they seemed to have fallen in love with someone, and then turned into a beast for him.

Most people felt that there was no pain in their whole body, as if they were beaten by ten big men. Those who found themselves in their original positions were fine, but the unlucky ones were some drivers who appeared intact in their cars that had become ruins.

They suddenly turned into two-headed purple light monsters while driving, and then ran out of the car on their own, flew directly into the universe, and recruited soldiers for Batman. Naturally, their precious cars were also crashed into scrap metal on the road because no one was controlling them.

After turning into two-headed monsters, they returned to their positions before the transformation, squeezed out the cars that had long been turned into discus to create a big hole for them to live in, and then successfully trapped them in the iron lump after they turned back into mortal bodies.

"Oh my God, what is going on?"

Amidst the wailing, people found Batman who appeared next to the confused crowd.

"It's Batman..."

"What happened around?"

"Oh my God, is anyone dead?"

"It seems not... Hey, Katie, I clearly remember that you were hit by a car before..."

"Damn, I'm not dead yet!"

In the chaos, Chen Tao first tore apart a few unlucky people trapped in the wreckage of the car with his bare hands, and then stood there, thinking about how to explain these things to the people.

Of course, he could fly away directly, but he always felt that he should say something to the people at this time to explain his behavior, because no matter what, he did force them all to become batteries and free thugs without their knowledge.

But he didn't know how to talk to the people. Frankly speaking, Chen Tao was always busy with his own affairs, and the communication with the people was usually handed over to Martian Manhunter or Amanda Waller.

He was worried that he couldn't answer the questions asked by the people. His battle with Superboy Prime and Anti-Monitor, which was like an hourglass or a spoon, was obviously not something that could be explained in a few words.

"Dear people, we have experienced an alien invasion..."

So he could only describe what he wanted to say as briefly as possible, but fortunately, his words were quickly accepted by the people, and then a cheer broke out.

"Can we take a photo with you?"

Some people even came up and tried to take a photo with Chen Tao. They showed that they loved Chen Tao a little too much, which made Chen Tao a little uncomfortable.

Damn it, this is not the sequelae of the purple lantern, right?

In the jubilant crowd, Chen Tao gave a speech that was completely plagiarized from the speech of the Homelander, such as "And you, my friends, are the real heroes!", and finally left the crowd that surrounded him. He flew all the way over. There were cheering people everywhere, which made Chen Tao feel terrified.

Although the people lost the Purple Lantern, their favorability towards him was vaguely improved. In addition, he was originally a famous superhero, which caused such a passionate star-chasing effect.

However, now is not the time to be a Homelander on Earth. Chen Tao still has many things to do.

He flew out of the Earth.

The two universes have gradually merged into a complete fortress. Before the Justice League wakes up, Chen Tao has many things to do.

He first freed the Parallax Monster and the Ion Shark from his body. Since he has been unable to use the power of these two lantern beasts, he has been forcibly tying them to himself with the technology of Caronna and Lantern No. 1, and using them as two cows.

He first sealed both of the Lantern Beasts back into the Green Lantern Furnace he carried with him, and then shook his body, and the Purple Lantern Beast Plunder Beast's form appeared on his body.

After losing more than 3,000 heroes, his appearance was no longer the huge Dark Multiverse Dragon, but after releasing the power of the Lantern Beasts, his dragon-like appearance became larger again, and various purple cuticles grew.

As he flapped his wings, all the purple-lit two-headed monsters in the two universes raised their heads and began to scream in unison:

"Ahhhhhhhh Batman, we love you!!!"

"Commander-in-Chief Bat, we love you!!!"

"Batman Batman! Come into my body quickly!"

"Ah, I fell down, I need a kiss from Batman to get up!"

The entire multiverse was in chaos, and countless brainwashed two-headed monsters were hysterical in a hideous manner. In a short period of time that Chen Tao did not notice, some of them even mutated a little for some reason, and grew a big mouth full of sharp teeth on their stomachs, laughing wildly.

These two-headed monsters even developed something similar to religion in such a short period of time. Chen Tao controlled these two-headed monsters through the purple light energy and looked through the entire universe at a glance. Some of the two-headed monsters were actually constantly imitating Chen Tao's previous scene of vomiting and diarrhea of ​​3,000 heroes——

Although they couldn't really pull out a person, they were just simply imitating, like priests imitating the dance of the gods they imagined.

But it developed too fast. If he let these purple monsters develop, who knows what strange appearance they will become. What is this, the same nature as the Violent Wolf Universe?

But soon, these monsters will return to normal.

As Chen Tao flew over, the purple light rings broke away from the fingers of the monsters one by one, and then the power of the Red of All Living Things also faded from their bodies.

Chen Tao gave them an order to return to their positions before they were possessed by the purple light rings and the power of the Red of All Living Things. Since the Red of All Living Things would repair their injuries caused by being possessed, many people who were killed but not dead before being possessed would be resurrected, such as the mission targets who were killed by the Deathstroke.

This would ensure to the greatest extent that no one would die because of Chen Tao's behavior of borrowing their power.

For Chen Tao, this is the most important thing.

As the number of two-headed monsters in the universe decreases, the resistance of the plunder beast to Chen Tao is also increasing. Chen Tao is not a natural love saint. The reason why the plunder beast can perfectly control it is entirely because of the crazy and twisted emotions of these two-headed monsters as a leash.

Now that the leash is gone, the plunder beast naturally intends to leave Chen Tao--

Of course, his destination is now the lamp stove that Chen Tao has prepared long ago.

When the swaying Batman spent some time traveling through the two universes and repairing the chaos he created, he finally returned to his starting point:

Earth.

Chen Tao's next stop is the Star Laboratory.

The entire Justice League should have been placed there by Killer Croc from the newly resurrected Red Realm of All Beings, including the Flash Barry Allen who was separated from Chen Tao not long ago when he used the power of more than 3,000 heroes to weave fate using the authority of the Dragon of the Dark Multiverse.

He plans to visit everyone and then check if there is any problem with their bodies, um...

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Metropolis.

A family is holding a funeral.

Originally, their family's funeral was halfway done, but before they even had their meals, they all turned into two-headed monsters and went to save the universe with laughter.

Now that they are back, all family members are still there, and there seems to be no other changes.

All the people in the world went to do one thing together, and then returned to their original positions. That rounded off, just like the quarantine at home during the epidemic, at the level of social relations, it seems that time has not flowed.

So after realizing this, after a brief commotion, the funeral went on as usual.

The deceased was the wife of a couple, who died of acute heart disease.

In the cemetery, the body had been buried and placed in the grave after the coffin was covered.

The husband gave a speech on the stage, while the couple's daughter sobbed softly outside the temporary condolence hall in the cemetery.

Turning into a two-headed monster briefly interrupted her crying mood, but she continued to cry after returning.

But soon, the little girl stopped crying, because a blue portal appeared from the void in front of her, and soon a strange man in a hood walked out from behind.

"?" The little girl raised her head and stared at the strange hooded man.

At this time, most of the relatives gathered in the mourning hall, and it seemed that only the little girl witnessed the space teleportation.

Then another hooded man walked out of the space door, and then another one.

Two of the three hooded men left the mourning hall without saying a word after they came out, and did not even talk to their companions.

But one of the hooded men walked in front of the little girl.

His hood brim was pulled very low, and the little girl could not see his expression under the hood for a while, and did not know who he was.

But the little girl noticed that the three hooded men were holding a stick in their hands.

At this time, the hooded man squatting in front of him raised the stick and said to the little girl kindly:

"Oh, whose funeral is this?"

The little girl was a little scared. She instinctively didn't want to answer the words of the strange uncle in front of her, even though the other party's voice was very kind and polite.

She turned her head and wanted to shout for her father, but then the hooded man in front of her gently slammed the stick in his hand to the ground. Then the little girl felt that the world seemed to be filled with mist, as if some unknown giant had erased a frame in the comic that might appear.

Answering the other party's question did not seem to be something she shouldn't do.

So she said honestly: "Woo, it's my mother, my mother is down there... I put a candle in her box to accompany her, she never liked the dark. I... I wish my mother was still alive, but my father told me that she was dead, woo..."

As the little girl spoke, she began to feel sad and burst into tears.

"Good child." The hooded man said.

So he gently took the little girl's hand. Strangely enough, once he started to pull the little girl's hand, she stopped crying and followed him obediently, like a tied Robin dog.

Immediately afterwards, the hooded man pulled her into the memorial hall and went straight to her husband who was still giving a speech and many relatives who were mourning in silence.

"Who are you? In the list of relatives..."

A family member tried to come up and ask, but then the hooded man raised the stick in his hand, and the man immediately stood there blankly, without saying a word.

Then he jumped directly onto the simply constructed podium and kicked his husband off before he finished speaking.

The commotion was a bit big now, and the entire funeral was thrown into chaos by this sudden behavior. Many young men from the family rolled up their sleeves and jumped onto the podium, hoping to teach this lunatic a lesson for making a big fuss at the funeral.

Such a big family can hold such a grand funeral. They are not ordinary people in the metropolis. They are all families with certain influence in the community and neighborhood.

The boys spewed obscenities, but they soon ran out of curse words.

I saw the hooded man let go of the little girl's hand, letting the little girl stand there blankly, then raised the wooden stick in his hand and pointed directly at the coffin in the grave not far away. .

"roar!"

At the moment of warning, there was a blood-curdling roar. The wife who had just been buried kicked off the board of her coffin. Her face, which was originally pretty, had turned into the color of a zombie. The zombie wife stood upside down and fell out of the coffin. He crawled out, then jumped towards the many relatives present.

"God!"

There was chaos at the scene. Only the people of Gotham carried guns with them. In the metropolis, no one would carry weapons with them, especially at funerals. They were not mafia families.

The wife directly threw her husband down, then pushed him to the ground and kissed him wildly. There was blood everywhere and it was as wet as a small fountain.

The little girl was so frightened by this sudden change that she burst into tears. She seemed to have lost some control and jumped directly under the podium, but her feet were weak and she could only cry.

"Let me think about it..." The hooded man stood there and acted like he was thinking. Then he waved the stick again and pointed at the little girl:

"Drink! Laughter!"

The little girl suddenly burst into laughter.

It only took a second for the little girl to be completely happy.

She looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and then out of fear, she desperately ran away from the mourning hall, laughing wildly as she ran away:

"Hoo ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

The little girl ran away while laughing wildly, and his mother, the wife who was turned into a zombie, also followed behind. The hooded man kept chasing them. When he saw the crying relatives next to him, he waved the stick and hit them. They unleashed the so-called Laughter Technique. The hooded man laughed wildly while doing this:

"Hahahahaha, your mother is really cool! Are you happy?"

Surrounded by the laughing little girl and many laughing relatives, the hooded man finally lowered his hood, revealing his true appearance with green hair and pale skin.

"Hahahahahaha, everyone wants to be happy! Why don't you smile!"

He held up the stick and under the reflection of the sun, everyone who was completely trapped in the crazy smile discovered that it was not an ordinary stick, but a weapon similar to a scepter.

And most of them knew who the owner of the scepter was.

There was a time in Gotham when the Joker was almost synonymous with Batman's greatest adversary. But after the Bane incident, the Joker disappeared from Gotham City until today.

"Oh my God, dear audience friends! Being away from the center of the stage for so long really makes my elbows sore. Oh, mind you, that's not the sour smell you give off."

At this time, in the audience below, most of the guests had collapsed on the ground, laughing hysterically until their jaws were dislocated. Many guests were also bitten by the zombie wife, and then also turned into He got rid of the zombies and stared blankly at the clown's crazy speech.

"But with our return, the grand dinner will begin! We will no longer hide ourselves on the world stage and let everyone become the best laugher!"

The self-proclaimed clown stood on the stage screaming and laughing wildly. Then he jumped off the stage and poured the concentrated sulfuric acid he had prepared on the crowd until...

"It's time to slip away, hahaha, hahaha, hahahahahahahahaha!"

The Laughing Clown took the innocent little girl who was still laughing wildly and quickly disappeared behind the street corner.

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"surprise?"

Chen Tao tilted his head and looked at all the members of the Justice League in the ward without knowing why.

Most of the members of the Justice League actually have no major problems after experiencing the repair of their bodies by the Red of All Beings. Only companions like Barry Allen who have merged with Chen Tao are still lying in bed because of the Speed ​​Force. Weaker than those who have died.

"What surprise?"

Chen Tao asked, and then he suddenly frowned without waiting for anyone to reply.

brush!

His expression suddenly darkened, and then he teleported directly in front of Wonder Woman who was still laughing, stretched out his hand, and pierced her chest with one palm!

"Who dares to subcontract my alliance and use these fakes to... Clayface???"

In his entire life, Chen Tao never thought that he, who had been using clay faces to fool others all year round, would one day be deceived by clay faces.

He turned his head and looked at the other members of the Justice League who had frozen expressions on their faces, and immediately realized something was wrong.

He turned to look at Clayface on the table: "Want to explain to me?"

He asked Clay Face to accuse him, but soon he heard his own voice in the ward:

"Record now, Batman secret files. Codename: My suicide note. To everyone who sees this suicide note, if there is no problem with the scene I arranged, all surviving members of the Justice League should..."

Chen Tao almost used the speed of the Red Death to destroy the sound-generating device left in the ward, and then he grabbed Clayface again:

"Tell me the current location of everyone in the Justice League."

"Everyone must have guessed that you asked that."

Even though Clayface was speaking, the words sounded like they were being recorded by someone.

At this time, Clayface has taken on millions of incarnations, and his self-awareness has long since declined.

"We are in Fiji now, and everyone wants to surprise you."

Chen Tao frowned, Fiji? Why there?

So what's the point of you? There is destruction there.

With this thought in mind, he took out the Death King's treasure: the golden ball, opened a golden portal, and then stepped out directly and appeared in Fiji.

Generally speaking, for teleportation within the scope of the earth, he will use this magical item from Atlantis instead of the three mother boxes that are slightly slower in establishing teleportation gates.

Then he saw Fiji, which was originally turned into a white land by the volcanic eruption, and even the islands were sinking...

Shining brightly in the sunshine of the new century.

All the members of the Justice League are there, Lex Luthor, Hal Jordan, Clark Kent, Wonder Woman, and Shazam.

Countless Amozo robots and more than 2,000 evil-looking members of the Green Lantern Corps were helping. Chen Tao flew over and stared blankly at everything in front of him.

A large amount of sand, soil and rocks were transferred in batches by the Justice League, who can be called the American Gods. They created the feat of land reclamation in front of Chen Tao.

More than 2,000 Green Lanterns worked together to use light rings to build cranes and suspension bridges, driving huge rocks and steel beams into the seabed to become the backbone of the island.

"Batman?"

Hal Jordan flew over: "Ah, I knew Clayface couldn't fool you."

"You..." Chen Tao was stunned.

"We are rebuilding Fiji."

"No, that's not what I'm referring to." Chen Tao said.

He pointed at the more than 2,000 Green Lantern Corps members not far away, each of whom had some characteristics of the Parasite Demon and the Sun of Doom.

He knew that these modifications were the work of Lex Luthor, and because of this, he felt a little guilty.

"Oh, them, they may have changed a little, so you can't recognize them anymore, they are all those Green Lanterns, hey, Kilowog? Kilowog!"

Green Lantern Hal introduced Kilowog, the chief instructor of the Green Lantern Corps, to Chen Tao. He was originally an alien who looked like a hippopotamus. Now he has sharp fangs and has the ability to absorb energy as a parasitic demon. An alien who can possess the steel body of Doomsday, and still looks like a hippopotamus.

Chen Tao did not expect that the communication between them would be filled with such a strange state of harmony.

"We all know what you have done, you are a great person." Green Lantern instructor Kilowog said: "Originally Luther planned to organize us to act as a resistance force... but in the end we became a force to protect the universe. And now..."

Not far away, Wonder Woman, Superman, Martian Manhunter and others arrived together:

"Aha, did you discover it so soon..." Wonder Woman said: "We originally planned to give you a surprise. Poison Ivy will come over later and use the power of the green of all things to repopulate these small islands. Green vegetation, but you discovered it first..."

She paused, and then said in a low voice: "I...we all know that you have always wanted to retire, so I brought it up...all of us discussed it together and decided to protect the entire world without you. Safe and then rebuild Fiji for you as a little surprise so you can enjoy your rare holiday…”

She said, then her voice trailed off slightly.

"...Anyway, that's it. You can take a rest, Batman." Superman Clark said from the side: "No matter what the danger is, we can always decide. This alliance will not be able to function without you."

Of course, it is.

When Lex Luthor appeared next to Hal Jordan, and it seemed that there was no conflict between the two of them, Chen Tao knew that Lex Luthor had used his extraordinary eloquence to convince Green Lantern Hal Jordan to control himself. The importance of more than 2,000 Lanterns.

Well done, but still quite risky. If his eloquence is not enough, what Chen Tao sees now is the scene of Green Lantern Hal and Luthor fighting.

"We will help you protect cities all over the world. In the past, the protection of Gotham City was done by members of the Justice League, with the help of Nightwing and others. It is still the same now."

Superman said: "As for you, Batman, you can rest quietly for a while on the Fiji we helped you create, until you don't want to rest anymore."

Wonder Woman said: "You won't refuse us, right?"

Then the Amazon warrior blinked her eyes, which was the most blatant way of pleading she could think of.

"Okay, of course." Chen Tao said: "And you won't encounter any trouble recently..."

But then Chen Tao frowned, and he stretched out a finger and pressed it on his temple.

Almost at the same time, Superman Clark's communication also rang: "Someone is committing a murder in Metropolis... It's the Joker, he appears again!"

Chen Tao frowned even deeper. The Joker was an extremely dangerous enemy, and he had to pay 12 points of attention, and then--

"Don't even think about it." Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Lantern Hal, and Lex Luthor said in unison:

"We can deal with the Joker."