What bad intentions could Batman have?

Gurgling, gurgling, gurgling...

The clown is brewing the laughter virus. How could a wonderful drama be without such an entertaining drug?

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This is the Justice League Hall.

On the screen, Batman put on his classic flamingo cape and Hawaiian coat, lying on the newly built Fiji island.

The resort resort in the past is now empty. Indeed, since Fiji was destroyed, people in the entire country have begun their own refugee resettlement life, and the former tourist attraction has been blown away.

It is still unknown whether they will come back to rebuild or whether they will come back to rebuild. But for Chen Tao, if he just wants to relax, this kind of deserted scenery is more pleasant.

Next to him was a sun umbrella stuck in the sand on the beach, and a cup of black tea peach-flavored snowtop grapefruit juice sparkling water on the small coffee table next to him.

Alfred stood next to him, also dressed in Hawaiian clothing. He brought Batman a bowl of cut watermelon and cantaloupe.

Batman's mouth under the bat hood pouts, and then under the dual power of the red of all living things and the green of all things, this part of the body twists and stretches, and takes a sip directly from the drink like a pouting octopus.

The red of all living beings and the green of all things do have the effect of distorting the body. For example, the superhero Hei Xuanlan (partly translated as Xuanlan) is also the spokesperson with both red and green powers. Her main way of fighting is to twist and deform her hands and feet. .

"Ha, that's a really weird way to drink a drink!"

Shazam said: "But it's so damn cool, it's so damn -"

Before he could finish his words, Luther snapped his fingers, and the subamozo robot standing on his right hit Shazam on the head with his fist.

Bang.

Bizarro, who was standing to the left of Luther, was still confused and didn't know what was going on. He looked at the Amozo robot in surprise, his eyes full of disbelief at "How can you take my job?"

"Be quiet," Luther said.

"Ah, children are not allowed to say dirty words." Superman Clark said, and then he turned to Luthor and said: "Lex! No matter what, you should not hit a child on the head..."

"You will become stupid if you have your head... There are unfounded rumors, Clark. Also, he was a child before the transformation, but he was already a strong man over 1.8 meters after the transformation." Luther said: "Discussing these makes me feel I'm infected with stupidity, maybe we should change the subject."

Indeed, it seemed silly to both of them to argue about the children.

Clark stopped talking, acquiescing to Luthor's words. Although Luthor has now officially joined the core decision-making circle of the Justice League due to his achievements in saving the world, it was because of the things Luthor had done before...

Clark has some complicated feelings about Luthor, but he doesn't usually reveal them to Batman, and he acknowledges everything Luthor has done.

So even though Clark doesn't like Lex that much, generally speaking, he doesn't fight with him.

On the screen, Chen Tao crossed his legs.

"Okay." Green Lantern Hal raised his green lantern ring, materialized into a green extended hand, picked up the remote control and pointed it at the screen, and soon the lens facing Batman disappeared. on the screen.

Hal spread his hands and said: "So we have confirmed that Batman is indeed on vacation in Fiji. Next, he will go to Hawaii or the Maldives as planned. He is completely relaxed now and will no longer be worried about what is happening in front of him. Things are worrying, so are we okay now?”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lex Luthor say leisurely:

"You forgot, Batman controls the Metal Spirit. Maybe he is secretly observing us now."

Hal frowned: "There is no need for conspiracy theories. So now can we talk about how we should deal with the Joker? We have no idea where this guy is now."

He knocked on the table impatiently: "Ron, aren't you going to help introduce the situation to everyone?"

Martian Manhunter, who was called by Hal, stood up from his seat and was about to walk to the big screen when he saw Lex Luthor stand up from his seat:

"Then I won't be involved in this matter."

It was quite normal when the words came to this point.

"I have never thought that a crazy idiot like the Joker is a Justice League-level opponent." He waved his hand and said: "Work harder, gentlemen and ladies, but unfortunately, I'm afraid I have more important things to do. , so it’s hard to play this cat-and-mouse game. You’d better be able to handle it, otherwise it will be a bit ugly if you come to me for help.”

He stood up, then bowed very gentlemanly: "So...since we have discussed the follow-up matters of Justice League in the previous meeting, of course I am going to work on those. Oh, by the way, Hal. "

Green Lantern Hal raised his eyelids.

"I'm currently studying your fellow Green Lantern Corps members. Have you collected the list of members who don't want their appearance to change and want to be restored?"

"It's been sent to your desk, Lex," Hal said.

More than 2,000 of his Green Lantern Corps companions were transformed by Night Owl, Lex Luthor and a certain into enhanced versions possessing both Parasite DNA and Doomsday DNA. This not only enhanced their power, but also made their There is a change in appearance.

But not every legion member can accept changes in their appearance, especially some races that pay more attention to appearance, so Luther is now studying how to remove the abnormalities in the opponent's appearance.

He talked to himself and left the meeting room directly.

"Hey, he's really out of his league, isn't he?" Shazam said.

Martian Manhunter continued his interrupted introduction:

"A few hours ago, the clown attacked a funeral and kidnapped an 8-year-old girl. Witnesses claimed that the clown came out of a blue portal, and that he came out with two other people. Hooded Man. You must have read Batman’s files on the Joker, right?”

"The madman asked Batman to come and name him. He also gave him the address of his current location." Martian Manhunter said: "Miller Harbor in Gotham City."

"But it is worth noting that although the Joker openly announced his location, in fact, he assigned Batman four tasks."

"It won't be about collecting more than 200 trophies," Shazam said.

"It's four bombs that were defused in the city." Martian Manhunter said: "Even the locations were given. The clown was surprisingly considerate. Of course, you can guess it with your toes. After you actually arrive at the scene, in addition to the bombs, you will also know Encounter a lot of deadly traps.

——Well, this is based on my experience with Batman. Although I have never seen the Joker, I can roughly spell out the outline of this madman. "

"Why do we care about the clown's stupid game?" Green Lantern said: "According to me, we first evacuate everyone and then surround the place. No matter how many bombs the clown builds there, it will be useless. People with super powers swarmed him and sent him directly to a mental hospital for electrocution.

Regardless of whether he is alone or in a group, let's catch him one by one. According to me, if we all have a target to attack, then what is there to hesitate about? "

"So you're just going to knock on the door like this?"

Wonder Woman, who had been silently listening to the conversations between various people before, never spoke, spoke, her green fingers gently tapping on the table.

"Our actions must be based on the premise that no innocent people will die," she said. "And we should never underestimate clowns."

She cited: "If I were the Joker, wouldn't I know that I wouldn't face Batman immediately? Or I would be unprepared and not use any strategy at all if he encountered me, and just want to catch me by force. What about the attempt?”

"If the Joker has the ability to want to play a game with Batman, then he must be prepared to prevent the gamer from overturning the table..."

"But we must not be led directly into the Joker's rhythm." Green Lantern Hal Jordan said: "I still don't understand what the Joker wants. He took a hostage and then threatened to cause explosions in the city. , yes, then what?”

Hal said: "Then he exposed his hiding place, and we, the superpowers of the Justice League, came to arrest him directly - even if it is a game, what is the point of a game that must be lost?"

"So what you're saying is..." Superman had realized what Wonder Woman was telling him.

"Barry has just been liberated from the Speed ​​Force and is still resting in bed. Mela is busy with matters at the embassy, ​​so now the only thing is-"

"I have to attend a press conference later." Martian Manhunter said: "I am the liaison between the Justice League and the outside world. It is difficult for me to refuse this meeting, but I can still provide support if you need it."

"Then there are me, Clark, Arthur, Hal and Shazam, there are five of us." Wonder Woman said: "Didn't the Joker threaten to detonate a bomb if he doesn't see Batman?"

Suddenly, everyone realized what Wonder Woman Diana meant, and they looked at each other.

"That's a good idea," Green Lantern Hal said.

"Yeah, it's my favorite. I've always wanted to do that. You know, I..." Shazam began to chatter, and Superman Clark's reaction was slightly colder:

"What you are going to do next, I have already done that before."

A few other guys who hadn't done it before just ignored him.

Soon, the members of the Justice League settled down and reached an agreement on something. Soon after, they stood up and filed out of the room.

Then when they came back, everyone was wearing an identical Batman uniform.

On Fiji Island, Chen Tao just took two sips of his drink, and then he spit out all the drinks.

"Didn't the Joker ask Batman to play with him? Then let's give him more Batman." Wonder Woman said: "All members of our alliance will dress up as Batman. As long as we don't use super powers, who can?" Knowing that we are real and who is fake?”

"And this." Then Wonder Woman lined up three strange bottled liquids on the table.

"What's this?"

Hal asked.

"The clown virus."

"What?"

Everyone looked at Diana.

"What backup did Batman give you?" Clark asked.

"What? No, of course not. Since our plan this time is to let Batman rest, we shouldn't bother him with anything."

Wonder Woman Diana said: "So this isn't Batman's plan, it's my plan."

She said: "Listen, everyone, it dawns on me that if we want to figure out what the Joker is planning, we have to ask ourselves what Batman would do if he were here."

"I'm thinking the way Batman thinks, and this way of thinking is the most suitable for dealing with lunatics like the Joker."

Diana said: "If Batman were here, he would definitely try to deconstruct the Joker and make countermeasures in advance that the Joker least expects."

She spoke more smoothly, and then began to say: "Look. If I were the Joker, I wanted to play with Batman, but Batman didn't really come over. Instead, he sent other members of the Justice League besides him To surround myself, what will the clown do?"

She asked this question, and all the members of the Justice League looked at each other, not knowing how to answer.

"It's very simple. The answer is that the Joker will try his best to turn us into his teammates and attack Batman!"

A smile appeared on Wonder Woman's face unconsciously: "If you are interested in Batman, you will definitely hope that the relationship between you is limited to the two of you, rather than having other people involved. Even if you are involved, it will not matter to you For two people, that person is also a thing, not a living person. The Joker has an unusual obsession with Batman... so they will definitely do that.”

"God, I think Wonder Woman is extremely sharp when it comes to speculating on the relationship between Batman and the Joker." Shazam said in a very soft, very soft voice to the Green Lantern Hal sitting next to him:

"It's exactly the same."

"So I think whether it's a little girl hostage or a bomb, these are just traps. The Joker wants to drag us into a certain situation, and thus designs to infect us all with the Laughing Virus, so that he can be driven by him to attack Batman. Complete His connection to Batman."

"And this is our chance, a perfect opportunity to defeat the Joker," Diana said.

"In order to prevent us from being controlled by clowns, we must first control ourselves!!!"

Then Wonder Woman Diana took out a large pack of disposable syringes from the back of the bottle: "The onset time of this thing is 4 to 6 hours. It is an improved version of the Joker virus."

"Who's going to give it a try first? Forget it, I'll do it."

Then she picked up the syringe and injected it directly into herself.