What bad intentions could Batman have?

"!!!"

Chen Tao jumped up from his recliner: "How did Diana get the Joker virus???"

Diana ejaculated so fast that Chen Tao didn't expect her hands and feet to be so fast. By the time Chen Tao wanted to take action, Diana had already finished injecting himself.

Alfred said: "You thought you were going to die, so before dealing with the Anti-Monitor, you opened all the files that were originally not open to other members of the Justice League, and then left a suicide note for them. Have you forgotten?"

Chen Tao slapped himself on the head: "No, I have to stop them."

He walked out from under the parasol, and his brain started working quickly: "The clown drug is likely to change their thinking patterns. Although this makes it easier for them to understand the laughter's thoughts, it is also very likely that they will Ignore some things that should be noticed. Generally speaking, my way of doing things is to never tamper with my own thinking——"

Then he saw Alfred staring death at him.

He raised his hands in surrender.

"Okay, okay, Alfred, I'm not saying I'm going to do things for them, I'm just saying give them a little heads up."

"If you can, Master Bruce, I think you should have a little faith in the wisdom of your companions."

"They need to have experience dealing with the Laughter," Alfred said.

"We will face each other in the future..." Chen Tao said subconsciously, and then suddenly looked at Alfred: "Do you know the Laughing Bat?"

"Of course, I have to remind you for the second time that you have opened all the content to all members of the Justice League, including of course the intelligence on the Dark Knights, the Laughing Bat, the Devastator, the Red Death and others."

"..."

Indeed, Chen Tao wrote down the plan of how to fight against the Dark Knights in detail in the file. Except for not directly describing the plot of "Dark Night Metal" in order to prevent the file from being stolen and causing future changes, he almost Deconstructed the abilities of the entire Dark Knights.

"Uh...did I put too much pressure on them?" Chen Tao said.

"No, of course not, I think that's the only thing not." Alfred said: "You gave them hope of fighting alongside you."

The old butler said: "This is the most precious gift for everyone. And..."

Alfred blinked his eyes: "Maybe our friends in the Alliance are not as reckless as you think."

Chen Tao was stunned for a moment, and then he continued to focus on the Justice League hall.

"Oh my God."

When Wonder Woman lined up all kinds of syringes, everyone in the Justice League didn't know what to say.

Especially when Clark Kent discovered that Diana had actually prepared a special kryptonite syringe for himself, he said with some uncertainty: "Wait, Diana, I'm not sure if we really need it..."

However, Clark soon realized that Diana, who had injected himself with the virus, was not what he thought, and soon began to laugh maniacally.

"No, wait. Do you think I'm that reckless? Of course I don't intend to inject myself with the permanent clown virus. That thing will change the logic of thinking."

Diana said: "The Joker virus is temporary. After Batman obtained the drug, he asked Luther and Lucius to study it together. The two of them created a variant with a weaker effect. Although due to their energy, they I haven’t continued this experiment, but the weakened version of the drug is still quite sufficient.”

Wow, Luther and Lucius team up! It sounds like a very reliable description.

Except for the creepy laughter.

"Really...is it really necessary...?" Green Lantern Hal said: "He is just a cross-dressing freak without superpowers."

"Not anymore," Wonder Woman said.

She nodded to Martian Manhunter, who switched to the big screen, and soon a funeral scene appeared on it. The clown waved the stick in his hand, and suddenly turned a clearly dead body into a zombie and crawled out of the cemetery. The picture came out, and then quickly played the picture backwards twice.

Thankfully there were videographers at the funeral.

"Some kind of magic." Wonder Woman said: "Bane has already checked it and concluded that it has nothing to do with the Black Death and the Black Death."

"The zombie is still alive. After hearing the news, 36 police officers got out of 18 police cars. They emptied more than 72 magazines on the walking corpse. The dense bullets almost turned the corpse into a honeycomb. , but even after being beaten into a sieve, the thing still used its muscles to squeeze out the bullets, and then continued to hunt down every living person it saw at an extremely slow pace. "

"The police originally thought they had encountered zombies from Resident Evil or other literary and artistic works, and tried to defeat them with bullets, but they finally discovered that the battery life of this thing was ridiculously strong." Wonder Woman said: "I contacted Zatanna, magic expert will report soon—"

Halfway through her words, the phone on her belt rang.

Diana answered the phone and said to everyone in the Justice League: "Just in time, Zatanna has the result."

She reached out and knocked on the table: "I sent her the coordinates of the Justice League Hall."

"Open the portal to teleport! (The portal opens!)"

Then, following Zatanna's irony magic, a woman wearing a top hat and dressed as a magician walked out from behind the blue portal. Beside her, a zombie like honeycomb followed closely behind.

"It's completely the result of modifying reality."

Everyone in the alliance came to the conclusion of Zatanna, a tall and beautiful woman with a magic hat.

"It is very similar to irony magic in nature, but it is far more dangerous and complex than irony magic."

The learned female mage explained:

"Bane - I heard that he knows how to use the power of the Black Corruption, and is also a mage. But although the guy in front of us looks like an undead creature, what actually happened to him is a kind of evil that exists on the scale of the multiverse. "The Joker uses a stick to create a structurally complete living being that does not exist before our eyes."

"That is to say, before the clown knocked down the stick, this type of zombie did not exist in the world... Let's call this creature a zombie."

"But as the stick went down, a new species was born. Although this species currently only has this individual in our hands."

She said: "I am trying to prepare a potion to suppress this change reaction, but you must pay attention. Diana specially came to me to explain to you the dangers you face against your opponents. Before I can successfully prepare the potion, , when you face an unknown opponent, don’t be too reckless, if you can..."

Zatanna was a little stuck when she said this. The smarter members of the alliance had realized that the first paragraph was her own words, while Zatanna was completely memorizing the words that Wonder Woman asked her to memorize.

"Okay, we understand, there is no need to remind us like this." Green Lantern Hal pressed his temple: "Is there anything else?"

"No more," Zatanna said.

Before leaving, she walked up to Neptune who was standing next to her: "About your transformation technique - last time you said that it felt like you were shaving on your own fish scales? It doesn't matter, I'll help you modify it a little bit... …”

By the way, after helping Neptune who asked the question before to modify the transformation magic on his head, and after the light of the irony magic taking effect, Zatanna left with the zombies. Wonder Woman said:

"So is there still a problem now?"

"No more."

"Very good, now everyone has injected their own medicine. The effect of this medicine only lasts 4 to 6 hours. We have to hurry up. The latest suspected clown crime occurred in Gotham. We You have to find Batgirl. When Nightwing and Batman are away, she maintains law and order in Gotham City with the local Penguin and Mr. Freeze, as well as the bat-based Justice League members, such as Poison Ivy. We...hehehehehehehe..."

The effects of the medicine had just begun to take effect, but Wonder Woman, who couldn't bear to lose her temper in front of her girlfriends outside, finally decided to release herself. She laughed wildly and jumped on the stage: "Justice League, let's go!"

Fiji.

"Diana is a little unhappy that you never thought of her as the leader of the Justice League, even though you don't say it, Master Bruce."

Alfred stood next to Chen Tao. Although he could not see the scene in the Hall of Justice through surveillance like Chen Tao at this time, he still knew what Chen Tao saw at this time.

He said: "It's better to try to believe them."

Chen Tao: "..."

"All right."

Finally, he said, anyway, everyone in the Justice League has already started the injection, so there shouldn't be any big problem, right?

…

…

…

night.

Inside the gym.

Batgirl Barbara Gordon reached out and pressed a few times on the treadmill.

"Maximum speed selected." The machine emits a synthesized tone.

Barbara was speeding on the treadmill when she heard a sound coming from the television set for runners in front of the treadmill.

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Batgirl was galloping.

Drops of sweat fell from her hair.

"Beloved comedian Kehlani Appal was brutally murdered by a clown in her home tonight, all while being caught on video."

"Apal was an entertainer and cultural activist known for his baggy shirts and loud laugh. Early in his career, he wore an oversized Batman uniform and performed under the stage name Fatty... Appal, who is from Honolulu, received condolences and praise on social media from fellow comedians and local Hawaii residents..."

"One of them said: His contagious laughter will be forever etched in my mind..."

With a hissing sound, Barbara stopped abruptly. The machine under her feet emitted black smoke, and seeing this, Barbara just left the treadmill expressionlessly.

"Damn, she broke another one." said the fitness coach who came after hearing the news.

In the bathroom.

Barbara was taking a shower, the water flowed through her burgundy hair, exerting force on her bulging muscles, well-trained body, round chest, and then down, there was a terrible bullet hole on her flat and muscular healthy belly.

That infectious laughter was forever imprinted in Barbara's mind.

Even though her spine had been cured, even though she was no longer a disabled person who could only sit in a wheelchair.

Barbara would still recall that night anytime and anywhere.

"... Why did you... do this?"

"To prove one thing... respect crime."

The laughter echoed in her mind again.

At 19:51 at night, Batgirl Barbara finished her exercise in the gym.

She has been back to Gotham for a long time... but everything is no longer the same as she remembered.

Batman no longer wanders around the city at night. Two-Face - or now called Five-Face, Mr. Freeze, and Penguin, three former super villains, have joined forces to establish a new order in Gotham.

Batgirl originally thought that this was another evil trick of the villains, but in the end she was shocked to find that Penguin actually started selling burritos.

Two-Face Harvey Dent used the evidence of his crimes when he was the prosecutor of Gotham's Knight of Light to directly send more than 50 officials in Gotham City to Blackgate Prison. Originally, Two-Face had kept these handles to control these corrupt officials, which is why Batman has been tied up in his confrontation with him for many years because no one knows whose evidence he has, and no one knows which official who seems to be honest is actually a terrible corrupt official behind the scenes.

But now Two-Face has turned over a new leaf, and the whole of Gotham knows about it. Now he is the shadow prosecutor of the city, and he has no more taboos than when he was the real prosecutor, because he no longer needs to consider the legal risks when collecting evidence.

Once all the evidence is collected, Penguin will let the prosecutor controlled by Penguin to prosecute. Everyone knows that Penguin's subordinate is directly controlled by Harvey, the two-faced man, but at least he is destroying corrupt officials.

Mr. Freeze repeats the boring life of three points and one line every day, accompanying his wife in the frozen cabin, doing experiments, and going out to maintain law and order.

When Barbara returned to Gotham, no one could understand how surprised she was. There were also the villains of the Flash next door, and the members of the Rogues occasionally helped to suppress the criminal activities in Gotham City.

Of course, this is under the leadership of Penguin or Two-Face. These two old villains of Gotham can at least ensure that the lovely and innocent Rogues will not accidentally fall into the hands of perverts like Dr. Pig or Victor Zsasz because of underestimation.

By the way, Dr. Pig. This guy should have died when Bane punched a hole in his stomach last time.

He was almost... except for the Joker.

Batgirl Barbara shook her head.

No, why did she think of that guy again?

That infectious laughter resounded in Barbara's mind again and again, like a nightmare.

This is a curse, a curse from the Joker.

Barbara knew that she would hear this laughter in her mind when she closed her eyes for the rest of her life.

She put on a full set of Batgirl clothes with ease.

The night patrol was about to begin, and she planned to investigate the death of the fat comedian before.

She...

Then Barbara heard a laugh.

A low and strange laugh, as if there were several people standing at his door and whispering constantly, and it was like that night, before she was shot in the spine by the Joker and became disabled, she peeked through the crack of the door and saw the devil's face under the brim of the hat.

She thought it was her own hallucination, but then she heard a knock on the door.

This is Batgirl's bachelor apartment. Barbara doesn't even live with her father, Jim Gordon, the chief of the Gotham City Police Department.

Who else would come to her at this time?

Barbara was forced to take off the half-worn Batgirl uniform.

She put her clothes into the hidden cabinet and walked to the door.

This is such a similar sense of déjà vu. The Joker's hysterical laughter sounded in his ears again, and this sound echoed and resonated with the sound outside.

The laughter outside was a little lower, as if someone was covering the corners of his crazy mouth for politeness.

But the knock on the door was real.

What's going on? I...what should I do?

Barbara thought so, but she didn't intend to close the door tightly.

She is Batgirl, even if there are members of the Joker Gang outside, she can clean up easily.

This is Batgirl's home, and all her supplies are here.

Unless the entire Justice League is infected with the laughing virus, there is nothing difficult for Batgirl Barbara Gordon to deal with.

So Barbara opened the door.

Her heart seemed to stop for a moment. She saw the corners of people's mouths rising one after another.

"Wow hahahahahahahahahahaha!"