What bad intentions could Batman have?

Chapter 620 I will hold every bride and start licking her like crazy! Bat-Mite loses miserably

What is the most difficult part of kissing a big ugly monster with a face full of bone spurs?

If Chen Tao were to say, he thinks the biggest difficulty is probably not kissing fast enough.

I was shy when kissing Wonder Woman, but I pouted when kissing Doomsday.

This is definitely a technical job. He knew that after the moment he started to pout, he had to control every tiny expression on his face to prevent Bat-Mite from thinking "he might not do that".

But Chen Tao soon found himself. He was flirting with a blind eye. Bat-Mite was almost crazy when he saw him trying to kiss him, and didn't pay much attention to whether he was pretending or really intended to do so.

In the fifth dimension.

With a bang, Bat-Mite appeared on a huge podium, with a huge crowd of Batman fans below.

These fans are all wearing various Batman uniforms, and there is even a cosplay of the Laughing Bat. One of them is holding a small skeleton.

This is the world of imagination. These fans are not real people. They are just reflections of the imagination of creatures in other dimensions in the fifth dimension.

For example, the black man in front of him wearing a bat mask has a gold chain around his neck that hip-hop singers would wear.

He should be a fanatical fan of Batman in a parallel universe, and he is also a black rapper.

At this time, he is in a dream, and his imagination is summoned from the lower dimension by Bat-Mite to form this image in the fifth dimension. He does not know that he has gone to the fifth dimension in his dream, but only thinks that it is a small divergence of imagination at night.

For example, this Batman fan holding a little skeleton in a maid costume in his arms...

Bat-Mite created this scene, trying to refer to the opinions of other Batman fans.

Behind him, a huge screen read:

The 267th Annual Comics Science Fiction Fantasy Horror Anime Japanese Anime Games Action Figures Role Playing Retro Toys Collectible Card Games Pop Culture and Pick-up Show.

In this huge hall created by Bat-Mite to resemble a press conference, the Batman fan holding a small skeleton raised his hand.

Bat-Mite flew to the podium and tried to sit down, but soon found that the seat was too low. So he snapped his fingers, and soon a pile of Batman comics appeared on his seat to make it easier to raise his seat, helping Bat-Mite maintain the dignity of the speaker.

Oh, by the way, those comics are:

"Batman: Year One"

"Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"

"Batman: The Killing Joke"

"Batman: Endgame"

"Batman: Dark Victory"

"The Fate of the Caped Crusader"

"Ahem." Bat-Mite tried the microphone in the huge conference room and made a loud sound:

"Okay, what's your question?"

He asked.

The Batman fan holding the skeleton stood up from the crowd. Beside him, there were other fans of different heights, weights, and sizes cosplaying as Batman, just like a comic convention.

Bat-Mite noticed that he deliberately drew two slightly upward smiles on the corners of his mouth, which immediately made Bat-Mite's eyes dangerous.

Damn bastard, you are not cosplaying the Laughing Bat, this is a complete blasphemy!

This is a gathering of Batman fans, and the Laughing Bat is sitting at the table with the children.

He saw the Batman fan slightly raised the skeleton ornament in his hand and smiled.

Bat-Mite's eyes became more dangerous.

But soon, what the fan said made him change his opinion of the other party immediately.

"I think Batman is best suited as a tough city detective."

The Batman fan holding Mr. Skeleton said, while he was talking, the glasses and Batman mask on his face kept falling down, he had to repeatedly use his hands to hold the glasses, and he was holding a small skeleton toy in his hand, which made him look like he was kissing the skeleton.

Uh, a little perverted.

But what he said was full of Batman originalism and sharp criticism of lawful justice:

"But now you let him deal with the wedding scene and the bride of Doomsday, sorry, this is not the Batman in my mind!"

Batman originalism refers to the movement of Batman believers trying to return the image of Batman to its original belief. Simply put, they advocate "If he is a little bit unlike Batman, then he is not Batman."

Therefore, within the Batman fan group, they are the people who occupy the moral high ground. If he points out that the Batman you like is not like the real Batman, most people will be speechless and have to agree with what they say.

The fan holding the skeleton decoration made a speech that caused a whisper at the scene. Behind the Bat-Mite podium, a group of Batman fans who were not wearing Batman uniforms discussed with each other:

"... maybe he is right, we need to test it..."

"... if so, then maybe it can be..."

Bat-Mite turned his eyes to a man on the stage who looked a bit like Frank Miller.

(Note: Frank Miller, Batman comics writer)

Then he soon received a note from the other party.

Bat Mite hurriedly took it, then snapped his fingers, conjured up a pair of glasses, put them on his upturned nose, and then read ruthlessly:

"Batman's rich history allows it to be interpreted in many ways, certainly a lighter version, but without departing from the core of the character at all, a protector of a city and world who can never retire."

Batmite added: "And without daddy and mommy, this is Batman."

Bat Mite's words caused chaos to come out again, and finally he broke out: "I think this is Batman, this is Batman!"

Such a chaotic and neutral speech made the audience boo, but then Bat Mite disappeared in the fifth latitude with a bang, leaving only one sentence:

"But I don't think Batman would kiss Doomsday, dammit!"

Amidst the quarrels between Batman fans discussing each other and scolding each other, Bat Mite reappeared in reality. Just before Batman completely kissed the bride of Doom, an uppercut hit poor Doom like a comet. Just fly out.

This Doomsday from the main universe is also a dangerous opponent. In his prime as a new character, he is about to kill Superman in the timeline of the main universe, but he is still as fragile as a baby in front of five-dimensional creatures like Bat-Mite.

With a bang, the Bride of Doom that fell on the ground disappeared without a trace.

"Where did he go?" Chen Tao asked.

"Where did they come from?" Bat Mite said like a defeated rooster: "Don't worry, I will repair the disrupted timeline and let them return to the moment they left. The new time that was created after they left. The lines will be erased, the overtime flow will be repaired, and all problems will be gone."

"That's good." Chen Tao nodded, and then asked: "Then his wedding dress..."

Batmite stiffened.

Then he exploded in place for a while, and then reappeared: "It has been repaired, but there is no need for me to do anything. His clothes fell off during the teleportation process, and he was not wearing them. Superman regarded them as clothes scattered in the ruins. "

"Batman, you don't have to mess with the script I prepared..."

The two of them were still talking. Both Chen Tao and Bat Mite had everything in mind, but they both forgot one thing.

Erase the memory of the Bride of Doom.

Chen Tao took it for granted that since Batmite said he would arrange everything, he would not forget to erase his memory, right?

Bat-Mite also took it for granted that if he forgot something important, according to Batman's wisdom, he would definitely remind him directly like just now, right? Then he can recall that if something even a superhero like Batman has forgotten, it must not be something important.

But it's a pity...

Both of them thought so, so they temporarily forgot this important issue.

"Does this fit your image? You completely..."

Bat Mite was still talking and didn't even notice the dangerous look in Chen Tao's eyes. The next second, he was wrapped in red bat speed and appeared next to the Penguin Bride who was still trapped in the transparent barrier like lightning.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, the barrier created by the bat mites was broken. The bat mites themselves taught him this.

He lifted up the hapless Penguin Bride, then opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue.

Under the change of the Red Power of All Beings, his tongue instantly became longer and larger. When it stood up, it was like a huge mattress.

Seeing such a terrifying ghost thing raised up high and licking towards him, Penguin Bride was so scared that she almost peed. He struggled desperately, and then Chen Tao "accidentally" let him escape from his hands. The two men chased each other and fled, crawling all over the ground.

The tongue further grew larger and longer, with saliva and barbs in the mouth. Even the bride of Darkseid not far away looked earth-colored, and her obsidian black face was a little yellow.

Batmite sent the Penguin Bride back with a howl of "Don't be too mouthy", and then turned around to see Batman trying to lick the Two-Face Bride.

Bat-Mite hurriedly rushed over to prevent the bride of Two-Face from bathing in saliva, and he shouted angrily at Batman:

"Hey, you can't do something so disgusting, it doesn't fit in with your Batman image!"

But Batman didn't listen to what he said at all. Soon, Lex Luthor's bride in a certain timeline of the main universe became a new victim. Batmite desperately licked Batman's sticky tongue. Luther's smooth hard-boiled egg stopped this horrific act before, but what followed was an even deeper hell.

During this period, it is not that there are no brides who want to resist. For example, the bride of Darkseid, whom Bat-mite found from the history of the main universe, was at his weakest period. It is impossible for Darkseid to accept being licked by a sticky tongue. body.

He directly used omega rays to burn off half of Chen Tao's tongue, but Chen Tao soon cut off his tongue and then licked him again. If it was a normal confrontation, Darkseid would not be able to do this, but Chen Tao Tao had to fight in an unusual way like licking people, so he spent a lot of time on it.

In this way, Chen Tao licked one, and Bat Mite sent one back. In the end, he even disliked that such a big tongue was too slow to lick, so he controlled the tongue to grow many small tentacles and licked seven or eight different villain brides at the same time. He is not worried that the Bat Mite cannot be delivered. As long as the other party does not want to deliver it, there is no situation that it cannot be delivered.

Finally, in the end, Chen Tao withdrew his magical powers, leaving Bat-Mite sitting on an empty pile of protective shields.

"It's gone, all gone, look at what you have done, the wedding scene and the script I carefully prepared are now all ruined."

Bat-Mite turned his head, like a wronged child, with big tears in his eyes.

It was really wronged.

He kindly helped Batman write a perfect and interesting script, but Batman didn't appreciate it at all and did such a disgusting thing to destroy the script. He didn't like it at all!

At this time, the wedding scene he created was still the same scene, but there was no bride, which was so sad.

"Hey, hey, Bat-Mite."

Then Bat-Mite heard Batman say to him: "If you really respect my ability..."

"Oh, of course, of course, you know I am Batman." Bat-Mite smiled immediately after hearing this. He was a little sad because those brides were forced to be teleported back by him just now, but now he began to be happy.

"Then you don't want me to waste them on meaningless fights, do you?"

"Uh, yes, yes." Bat-Mite raised his eyebrows slightly.

"And you are my fan, and Batman's best friend and helper, right?"

"Well... yes."

"Then we both agree that you should stop doing this and fight the real enemy with me, right?"

"Yes, but I still think you need me to help you arrange an excellent script, and then fight..."

Bat-Mite hadn't finished speaking when he saw Chen Tao handing him a green batarang.

"I'll give you a genuine batarang, the unique kind and smiling Batman batarang in the multiverse, with my autograph on it, saying Batman."

"Deal!"

Bat-Mite smiled and took the dart, and then snapped his fingers, and all the wedding utensils on the scene disappeared in an instant.

"So where should we go?"

He asked happily.

Oh my God, it's finally over.

Chen Tao thought that he spent most of his time with Bat-Mite, a weird little devil from the fifth dimension. He didn't know what kind of trouble the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Clown could cause him.

But I finally...

But just when he thought of this, he turned around and saw the furious Bat-Mite.

"I heard what you were thinking."

"And I... was angry."