What bad intentions could Batman have?
Chapter 89 Backstab
"Joker. This is not our plan."
Bane said:
"You..."
"Ah ... Before he crossed over, many analysts had already analyzed the Joker's nature thoroughly:
"Even if you really catch up with it, you don't know what to do with it. You are just... doing things for the sake of doing things."
Of course, Chen Tao knew very well that these deconstructions of the Joker were essentially the result of a blind man touching an elephant, and all the conclusions were just a glimpse of the leopard. No matter whether you touch the elephant's legs or the elephant's tail, it is just the tip of the iceberg of the elephant.
Chen Tao warned himself in his heart.
These conclusions cannot make people fully understand the Joker. He is a disordered pale man. Even a smart person like Luther cannot completely predict his trajectory of action.
Therefore, we must respond to each move and decide according to the situation.
"Oh, sweetheart. You still understand me."
The Joker made a touched expression: "You are more considerate and lovely, unlike Bane, a reckless man - although you are also always making plans."
He said:
"Alas, I am almost annoyed by plans recently. The Court of Owls has plans, the police have plans, and even Bane has plans."
"You are a bunch of annoying conspirators. You always hold your own little world firmly in your hands."
"Well, but you know~"
He said in a light tone: "I am not a conspirator-"
Then in the second half of his sentence, without any warning, his tone immediately turned gloomy and violent:
"I want to make those conspirators realize how pathetic and ridiculous their efforts to control everything are! Hahahahahaha!"
He bent over with laughter.
Then quickly, he straightened his body like a spring, and continued as if nothing had happened:
"Oh, I'm sorry for my intrusion. I really wish I could restrain my crazy laughter, but he is really special... the way it echoes in your mind."
"Joker. I've heard enough of your useless nonsense."
Bane said: "Where is the nuclear bomb I gave you? You should have inspired him, you pale clown. But you ruined everything. You did a stupid thing, Joker. Far below your villain level."
"We could have completely defeated Batman."
He concluded: "This is a betrayal. I had expected more from you."
"You expect me-to have something?"
The Joker said: "No offense."
The smile faded from his face in an instant: "You deserve it?"
Bane pressed the button on the back of his hand, and the venom behind him began to pour into his body again:
"Batman, I'm sorry, maybe I have to clean up an unexpected situation before starting our final showdown."
He even apologized to me, he really did, I cried to death.
Chen Tao felt like he had suddenly become a gift being fought over. This was a weird feeling.
He squatted beside and quietly observed the development of the situation. At the same time, he silently gave orders to the many people outside through the communicator in his hand:
Be ready to intercept possible nuclear bombs at any time!
"I never liked you, Joker, hahahaha..."
Bane said: "Do you think I won't be on guard against your betrayal? Hahaha!"
"But I originally thought that you could at least help me attract some attention from Batman - puff! Hahahahahahaha!"
"What's going on?"
Bane covered his mouth, and he began to find something wrong.
"How could it be, I clearly guessed that you would put laughing gas in the Titan venom I used to strengthen myself, so I took precautions ahahahahahahaha!
... I took precautions and made sure that the venom I put into the bottle was pure, how could you ahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
He couldn't control his laughter: "I carefully checked every glass of water and every edible thing you handled. I never ate them. You had no chance to do anything to me--"
"Enough, stop laughing!"
But Bane had no way to deal with his uncontrollable laughter.
"I'm going to kill you. Puff, hehe..." Bane said: "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to cut open your brain and make sure every nerve burns in endless pain and suffering, and make sure you never go into shock - ahahahahaha!" "Oh, I'm really scared and I'm going to hide in my little boots. Hold on, Bane. Maybe you can imagine something really terrible, hehehe..." The Joker revealed the answer: "It's air. Remember the time you came to me? That ridiculous little pre-war conspiracy? You came to me to explain your "plans" that made people laugh so hard that it made their stomachs hurt?"
"Impossible." Bane said, "I am proficient in pharmacy, hehe... I understand the composition of drugs. Even if you can mix poison gas with delayed effects, it is impossible to accurately control the physical condition of each individual." He said, "Logically speaking, the stronger the individual, the longer the onset of the drug will be, hahaha! For example... if you really mix delayed poison gas, the soldiers who are in the same room with you should definitely be onset before me, unless this poison gas is..." "That's right, smart Bane!" The clown laughed: "It seems that you have also realized it. I have designed a brand new formula for you! Do you know? It is the love and care in the clown gift package that will make you a repeat customer! Of course, the premise is that you can survive tonight." "My God, Bane. I am a well-educated clown, and I know you. We have been together for so long, right? We share the joys and sorrows." The clown squatted in front of Bane. The other party smiled from the corners of his mouth to his ears and covered his stomach on the ground. "You may be on guard against me, you may never have trusted me from the beginning, but you are always Bane. How boring, you are always predictable, you try the same thing again and again. How funny.
Do you really think you are pursuing something meaningful?"
"You have tried your best to come up with all kinds of new tricks, but in the end it is still the same old tricks that Roman and Maloney played, Bane.
Defeat Batman, rule the city, build your own underworld empire, threaten heroes with hostages... It's too predictable, it makes the humor disappear."
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