What bad intentions could Batman have?

"Although I didn't intend to kill you at first, but... you are too boring, and I will change my personality three times before breakfast." The Joker said. "You think I don't know? Oh, Bane, you started it first. I am heartbroken by your distrust." The Joker wiped away the non-existent tears and spread his hands and said: "Wow, you just entrusted the nuclear weapon to me. Such a beautiful big firework, you just gave it to me casually, do you think I will believe this fairy tale?" "The nuclear bomb you gave me is fake. An empty firecracker, um~ you cunning wolf, the real thing must be lying quietly in some corner now. You never thought of destroying Metropolis from the beginning, right?" Little Joker grabbed his hair in a mad way, and the green hair was stretched straight by his fingertips:

"It's too blasphemous. You took out such a big firecracker and showed it to others, but refused to light it. This is fraud, fraud!

Yes, yes, you just want to be a local tyrant in a city, not to become a public enemy of mankind. Letting a mushroom cloud rise in the metropolis will only make the national government kill you at all costs, just like Bin Laden back then. How can you be the king of Gotham peacefully?"

"Ugh!"

Joker retched.

"I really want to vomit."

He said.

He held his chin: "So at the beginning I thought, uh, you know."

He opened his palm and waved it in the air excitedly, as if he was conducting a non-existent band.

"It will be fun to help you get to the edge of victory, and then throw everything in your face."

"I originally wanted you to defeat Batman so carefully and seize the city, and then I would steal everything right under your nose."

"I have prepared a death trap for you. Look, you will suddenly laugh out loud when fighting with Batman at the most intense moment - this will definitely add a lot of humor to you!"

"Of course, this may be fatal, but it is also possible that you will struggle to survive the worst part, and then you will think you have won and defeated Batman-"

Chen Tao's heart tightened. He already knew what the Joker could do.

Bane said: "It is difficult... ah ha ha ha ha ha... could it be you?"

In the current situation, he even had difficulty speaking.

"Well, it's really difficult to monitor your conversation with the mysterious man. It's really strange. I never know who he is, and I can't guess it. I think Mr. Nygma may like this puzzle very much, but it doesn't matter to me." The clown said: "No matter who gave you the nuclear bomb, you have to use the big firecracker now that you have it, right?" "You hide this beauty well and don't let others see her beauty. Shouldn't I pull her out?" "You... you have secretly mastered my nuclear bomb... the nuclear bomb I hid so well, the real nuclear bomb?" The clown laughed wildly: "Bingo! That's right, I will be when you are the most proud and happy, when you reach the peak of your life-I will Immediately blow up Metropolis.

Then everyone will know that it was you who did it, and you will immediately go from being a gangster star who is about to take over the city to a fugitive who is in constant fear! Are you happy? "

The Joker raised his hands, as if embracing the peak plan, and then quickly pinched his nose in frustration:

"Well, this is the original plan, you know, Bane?

Ever since you released me from Arkham Asylum, I have been investigating you. In the past few months, I have been trying to rebuild your small water dungeon in Peñaduro Prison in Gotham Playground. I have interviewed many eyewitnesses to try to make it a memorial to your failure-"

The Joker pinched Bane's chin.

"Just to let you see your foreseeable dream of being the king of Gotham shattered before your eyes!"

"I even plan to let bats participate in the government's first phase of siege on you, and then blow you up into the sky while you are fighting fiercely, and then let everyone see what I have done to you."

The Joker held up his corsage and let Bane see it: "See this little fountain? It is full of special corrosive acid, added with a destructive solution specifically for plants, and Lazarus pool water that makes your half rotten body in pain."

"If I aim at you, it can eat through your temples and skin, and then go all the way down while you scream, eating your brain from both sides to the middle, outlining a perfect picture on your extraordinary brain and strong muscles. Beautiful smile." He leaned in front of Bane and whispered sadly: "You can feel it gradually shutting down, Bane. Piece by piece, your intelligence and physical strength decrease over time, and you will feel your loss completely. You will have consciousness and pain until the end." "You will become my new masterpiece, just for the bat!" "This is my whole plan, my perfect and beautiful plan-" "Batman, the nuclear bomb interception system is ready." The voice of Poison Ivy Ivy sounded quietly in Chen Tao's headphones: "If nothing unexpected happens, the nuclear weapon will climb up, leave the atmosphere, and then fall. " "And Poison Ivy's plants can help us detect the trajectory of the missile. You know, those plant pollen spores spread in the air..."

Lucius' voice came from the side of the communication channel, and he said very quickly:

"I'm sorry, I'm not a plant expert, and I really don't understand the principle, but in terms of effect, she is just like a human-sensing radar, or a human-shaped plant-sensing radar? In short, she is more accurate and has a wider coverage than all our sensors."

"With Poison Ivy helping us locate, we can confirm the launch trajectory of all nuclear bombs in a very short time, but please note that we must not rule out the possibility that dozens of missiles are launched at the same time to act as a decoy to ensure that the real one is not intercepted by our interceptor missiles."

He said: "If it really comes to that time, Batman, you must intercept it yourself... The speed at which your nano body flies Extremely fast, extremely tough, and extremely agile. As long as you equip your head and chest with protection, you can surpass the performance of most aircraft and break the constraints of the atmosphere in a short time-"

Lucius said: "As long as the nuclear bomb does not fall from the atmosphere, it will not have the risk of explosion. As long as you can slow it down before it falls, or simply detonate it in outer space, then the crisis will immediately disappear. "

At the same time as Lucius' words, the clown's voice rang out: "Look, what a perfect plan, but such a perfect and beautiful plan, because of an accident, it can't be done now, I'm so sad. "

The clown said: "No complicated and interesting plans, no more troubles. "

"I want to launch a nuclear bomb directly. "