What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

With agricultural machinery, the work of autumn harvest can be much better. Learning to operate the machine is easier than harvesting with bare hands.

The uncle's harvester is really easy to use. The harvesting, threshing, and bundling operations are all in one job, and the speed is sloppy. In a long time, the original program group planned that they could finish the field for at least three days, and they were all packed!

For this old man to forcibly violate the rules, the show team ca n’t take them anyway. Fortunately, there are backup plans, which are temporarily adjusted and increased activities, otherwise the materials are not enough.

At night, everyone was tired after a busy day. Without a water heater, Qi Shejiang took advantage of his strengths and burned some hot water. The big guys went to bed after taking a shower.

According to the agreement during the day, Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang slept in a bed. They all heard before going to bed. Xiao Xiaowei's amusement was talking about "same bed different dreams".

In fact, Zhang Yue ’s biological clock is not too sleepy. She just leans on her bed to play with her mobile phone and has a look at Weibo.

He is actually awkward, not only because of his identity as a sleeper, but he is not used to sleeping in the same bed with people. Qi Shejiang lay beside, closed his eyes and wondered whether he was asleep. The beautiful but hateful face was exposed outside ...

"Are you online?" Qi Shejiang's eyes did not open, but he kept talking coldly.

Zhang Yue was startled. Although he and Qi Shejiang had conflicts, one day, the farm machinery was also borrowed by Qi Shejiang, and the fire was also born by Qi Shejiang. It was impossible to return his face, "... Yes."

Qi Shejiang: "Can I ask you a question?"

Zhang Yue looked at him for a long time. After the first few times, Zhang Yue was more guarded against the opening of the Shejiang River, lest he be tricked again, and said cautiously, "What?"

Qi Shejiang's words are authentic: "Two three three three three, what do you mean?"

Zhang Yue: "........."

God **** two three three three three! Zhang Yue almost blurted out, did you play me again?

After thinking about it, there is still a camera in the room. Didn't this guy mix a bit of Western descent and have lived overseas? Don't he know much about the domestic online culture?

Zhang Yue was dubious and explained to Qi Shejiang.

Qi Shejiang stunned, it originally meant to laugh. He also saw it when he was studying mobile phones, and he was puzzled. There is no such thing on the mobile phone manual. He tried to talk to the makeup artist, but it seemed that others didn't know the meaning.

Looking at Zhang Yue's regular online look, he asked and really got the answer.

Qi Shejiang nodded solemnly, "Thank you."

Zhang Yue: "..."

He was silent for a while, then suddenly turned his head to cover his face with a quilt and shook silently.

Damn, Qi Shejiang's stern look, especially when he asked Jingqiang what he meant by 2333. The more he thought about it, the more funny it became.

...

Early the next morning, Zhang Yue got up and prepared to hang his throat, but he found that someone got up earlier than himself, and that was Qi Shejiang.

Qi Shejiang also got up to practice, his photographers were unbelievable. I thought it would be easy to shoot with Qi Shejiang. Who knew he actually got up so early.

When Zhang Yue went out, Qi Shejiang was already sitting outside the room picking a string. He had completed the basic skills of cross talk before. Now it is his children's book, and Sanxian is the accompaniment of the children's book.

Qi Shejiang heard Zhang Yue's movement and looked back at him, "early."

Zhang Yue was surprised. He walked over and drew his hands in his pockets. "... Are you practicing?"

"During the day, work at this time." Qi Shejiang said calmly.

Zhang Yue was surprised and had a little strange feeling. After hearing Qi Shejiang's singing, he should have thought of it. It must not be the effect of three days of fishing and two days of drying the net.

Qi Shejiang looked at him again, and suddenly smiled, **** the string, only a bar, Zhang Yue heard it, this is his song, that is, the song that Qi Shejiang exaggerated in the toilet during the previous party , His masterpiece "Autumn Water".

"I only heard it once, and it wasn't very accurate." Qi Shejiang also said.

Zhang Yue was a little surprised. "Have you heard that?"

If Qi Shejiang's face was full of sincerity, Zhang Dating thought he was lying to himself, and his original song was not even a trilogy. And if Qi Shejiang really only heard it once, wouldn't he deliberately challenge in the toilet?

Zhang Yue looked at Qi Shejiang, but Qi Shejiang bowed his head.

Maybe Zhang Yue is surprised, but for those old artists who rely on their craftsmanship to make a living and really starve to death if they do n’t perform well, this is nothing.

Qi Shejiang still remembers that at that time, because the audience liked novelty, they watched various anti-string dramas and funny shows. In order to attract the audience, the garden owner of his father's opera tried to change the Western drama into a Chinese opera, and found a musician who could accompany Western musical instruments to make a hodgepodge.

My father didn't know the characters, and he couldn't read the score. The musician also said that it was not easy to rehearse. As a result, his father only told him to play it twice, and he sang it perfectly, admiring him.

Qi Shejiang's finger flicked on the string, and it seemed that time and space had never changed. Even the body had muscle memory. Every contact with the string was familiar.

Zhang Yue couldn't help but follow Qi Shejiang's Sanxian and hummed his song in a low voice. His voice was like a rippling lake under the ice, which was penetrating and transparent, and contained subtle and complex emotions. With a sense of distance and space.

This tone is complementary to the round and full Sanxian sound image at the same height. The string sound completely supports his singing.

"... the autumn water flows from spring to winter, the height of the sea does not seem to be any different ... you have counted thirty-nine sycamores flying from the green hills, but you have borrowed red wine."

Qi Shejiang turned his head to look at Zhang Yue, and Zi Zi pressed his tone.

Yu Yinyu, Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang looked at each other for three seconds, and suddenly said in unison: "You look so good!"

The two laughed immediately.

What a weird heart is a little bit clever.

Qi Shejiang put down Sanxian casually, "I'll go get some hot water, and everyone will wash it later."

Zhang Yue said "um", still squatting in the same place, and half a while again thought it was interesting, and buried her head and smiled twice.

The two photographers secretly thought that the impromptu cooperation just now was very good, but unfortunately, according to the setting of the show, at least in the first few issues, they were destined to be cut into tit-for-tat, otherwise they were sorry for the expectations of the audience.

I don't know if this picture will be released in the future.

...

Xie Qing got up, wobbled out in slippers, and listened to Qi Shejiang calling him to wash his face with hot water.

He walked over and saw Zhang Yue washing his face. Qi Shejiang took a water scoop beside him and poured hot water into it. He asked, "Well, say."

After Zhang Yue had a moment, he said "um", "OK."

Qi Shejiang poured the remaining water into another basin and handed it to Xie Qing.

Xie Qing was a little stunned holding the basin. How did he feel that the two were in harmony? Although this conversation is not particularly intimate!

Shaking his head, Xie Qing felt it was his delusion, and Zhang Yue was a little awkward yesterday.

When it was time for dinner, not only Xie Qing, Xiao Xiaowei and Zhou Dong felt the taste. They have known Zhang Yue for so long. How can they see that Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang don't talk much, but Zhang Yue's thorny energy is gone.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, do you recognize him as the elder brother?" Zhou Dong whispered to Zhang Yue.

"Go to your mother." Zhang Yue shoved his **** into Zhou Dong's mouth and walked away.

Zhou Dong took out his **** and chewed. "Hah, I know. It must be a room last night. Jesse put his pajamas on."

Xiao Xiaowei and Xie Qing smirked: "Ha ha ha ha ha, isn't it? He is now called Zhang Fei on the Internet."

Zhang Yue: "..."

Do these guys know what he can hear? ?

During the day, they were all doing other tasks of the director's school, such as harvesting fruits and shepherding sheep. Many people in this village kept black goats.

As a result, Qi Shejiang was the most water-loving one. It was more open than everyone else and made the director mutter. This is enough for word of mouth.

In the evening, I went to a group of guests to have an outdoor barbecue, and invited some villagers, including the old man who borrowed their agricultural machinery, and the scene was quite lively.

After eating almost, some people started to perform, singing, dancing, and playing guitar.

"Jesse is here too!" Cried a guest who knew Xia Yiwei, "you come to Yiwei's song!"

Qi Shejiang didn't have any works of his own, and they all thought he was singing a **** song.

Xiao Xiaowei, because they lived with Qi Shejiang for more than a day, they still remembered his joke, saying: "Hey, it ’s OK to talk about Duan Xiangsheng! Are you not a comic artist?"

As soon as Qi Shejiang heard it, he took a stone to draw a circle on the ground, took a pot lid, and put it upside down. "Then I will give you a paragraph. If you think it sounds good, I will hold it."

Everyone laughed, thinking he was funny.

However, Zhang Yue also pondered for a while, how strange Qi Qijiang looked so skilled.

At the beginning of art learning, Qi Shejiang followed his master to pick a cage for the master, that is, to do miscellaneous things. When the master was performing art, he picked up props, collected money, and served tea.

After that, I set up a show in the daytime, and in the evening, I will go to the kiln alley to go to night entertainment places, especially places like brothels.

Therefore, when it comes to the experience of performing arts, Qi Shejiang is too rich and not embarrassed at all. It was all trained for dinner.

He drew a circle on the ground just now, called "paint pot". In the past, he used a type of ground to perform. Where he performed, he performed a circle. The money is used for dinner, so it is called painting. Pot is also hoping to make money to eat enough.

Qi Shejiang has also pondered some suitable prefaces these days, while talking about the small joke, while observing the crowd, so that he can work for something, and he has finalized "wrong body and soul".

He had said this in a teahouse before, but the people present had never heard of it.

Most of them are colleagues here. They said they watched the show and their concentration was quite concentrated. Qi Shejiang didn't read the poems and went straight to work.

"... Yang Haoshan gave it to me, and said that your name is different from the confused county official? Can't you assign me a man status? But how can he fight with the king as a kid? Finally he pinched his nose and said to me Anyway, it ’s better to be a madam. The magistrate, it ’s your luck today! ”

Unconsciously, the scene was getting quieter and quieter, and they were all listening to Qi Shejiang's story.

You must know that the guests present are basically star celebrities who have seen and eaten. That's it, they are all brought into Qi Shejiang's story unconsciously.

Even on the wall, I did not know when the group of half-old children in the village were lying there, listening to the story there, Qi Shejiang's voice spread far, they also heard clearly, and burst into laughter from time to time.

"Yang Haoshan was in a hurry. When he grabbed his jacket, he overturned the magistrate on the shelf bed, and even cried and said," Come if you have the ability, see if I don't kill you today! " Jiang Yan interrupted his speech, and everyone was still thinking about it.

"Wait, this story is not over yet!"

"I'm leaning, won't it be a lantern at the back?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's not suitable for children. Let the children go and let us continue to listen."

"Well, it won't be the same as I thought, what the county magistrate's backfire was ..."

"This story took two hours to complete." Qi Shejiang said, but he could continue to talk, but I am not sure if these people are listening.

Also, unknowingly it's almost nine o'clock, and I have to wash and sleep.

Everyone stood up sadly, "Then tomorrow, you will continue to talk tomorrow night!"

"Wait!" Qi Shejiang suddenly shouted.

The crowd paused and looked at him doubtfully.

Qi Shejiang held up the pot lid, "rank, the family is waiting to open the pot."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed, but they didn't bring any money here. They were all earning money. They squeezed out five and ten pieces into the pot lid of Qi Shejiang.

The same is true of the villagers who come to visit, and they invest thirty or fifty yuan.

Qi Shejiang turned around and put it down to see if there was another 70 or 80 yuan. He happily put it away. "Thank you, I have meat tomorrow."

...

Life in the village is going fast. Unconsciously, the remaining three days have passed away in an instant, and it is time to go back.

A guest from the other group said with regret: "There is no regret here. There is only one point. The story of Jesse was not finished the other day. I have been thinking about him for a few days now, and my heart is tickling, he is still old. He refused to say what was going on behind him. "

Others agreed, but that was not the case. They said that they would listen to it the next day, but they couldn't hold the show. There were activities every day. They had to shoot enough material. So, there is no chance to sit and listen to the story like that day.

Just like those audiences who heard Qi Shejiang's first half in the teahouse before, it feels itchy and wants to know what's going on.

This time, they can be regarded as trapped!

Qi Shejiang doesn't want to say it either, but the stand-up cross talk is indeed a kind of ridiculous stuff, which was researched when the show was performed. The main purpose is to stimulate the plot, the burden is explosive, and attract the audience.

When the audience listened to the fascination and wanted to know the results of the next one, they stopped him and asked for money. He said it when the money was in his hands.

But because of the pursuit of stories, many of the texts are not particularly logical, and they need artists to make up for it.

If he said in a few words what happened afterwards, without a complete interpretation, he would be particularly disappointed when he talked about the plot development.

Even the old man who had been guiding them, took the hand of Qi Shejiang deliberately when he said goodbye, and trembled with an accent: "Xiao Qi!"

"Hey, uncle." Qi Shejiang smiled at uncle.

The old man said earnestly: "Since the new society, I haven't seen you so appetizing for years!"

...

Not to mention the old man, when the first episode was broadcast later, apart from Qi Shejiang and Zhang Yuena being cut to tit-for-tat conflicting plots, the audience talked most about the cross talk that Qi Shejiang said.

After all, the show team is very unethical. It has kept the main line and key baggage, and put the full version in the official website tidbits ...

After watching it, the audience collapsed: "What about the good Buddhism variety farming variety show, why should I chase it inside! Sound! Yes! Even!