What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

When returning to Beijing, Guanshan Band and Qi Shejiang not only had a plane, but they were seated together, which was a coincidence, because they were random and did not choose seats.

Although I can feel that the relationship between the two has improved during the recording of the show, Zhou Dong still jokingly said, "Will Zhang change seats with me?"

Zhang Yue glanced at him and took the lead.

Qi Shejiang: "Can I sit inside?"

Zhang Yue looked up at him expressionlessly, as if he wanted to wait for his reason.

Qi Shejiang also said straightforwardly, "I want to see the clouds."

He actually took the plane himself, two or three times, and was still in a period of novelty. At that time, they took the train at most. How could one think that one day, ordinary people could fly to the sky at will.

In this scene, he hasn't looked tired yet.

Zhang Yue twitched at the corner of his mouth. He felt that Qi Shejiang was joking again. He chuckled without making a noise and switched to the outside. "Look, you look good."

Qi Shejiang was sitting on the inside, and since taking off, he has been staring out, even reaching a point of concentration.

Zhang Yue felt very strange. How beautiful is the cloud today. He actually wanted to sleep a bit, but Qi Shejiang's inexplicable seriousness made him feel a little strange. A person who had always been unscrupulous was a little reluctant to disturb the other person.

Without a blindfold, Zhang Yue pulled out the blanket at will, draped it aside, and half-covered his face and snored.

Zhang Yue slept so sweetly. He didn't have a meal halfway. He was pushed back by Qi Shejiang until he landed. His hair was dangling and he stood up a little wooden. Then he asked Qi Shejiang: "You Do n’t watch the cloud for hours? ”

Qi Shejiang said: "How many hours have you slept?"

Zhang Yue: "..."

"Jesse, do you have a car to pick you up? Would you like to take you for a ride?" Zhou Dong probed to ask.

"It's okay, my mom arranged it, and she went back to Beijing." Qi Shejiang said.

In this gossip, I walked out of the airport, said goodbye to the four of Guanshan, and just got in the car, the assistant said to him, "Jesse, look at this."

Qi Shejiang took the assistant's cell phone, but he never expected that he had just got off the plane for half an hour and the news came out.

[Little Bit of Entertainment: Netizens broke the news that the plane encountered the Guanshan Band and Qi Shejiang, Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang were arranged to sit together. 】

A small video was attached. For three full minutes, Qi Shejiang kept turning his head and staring out the window, while Zhang Yue half covered his head and face, tilted to the other side, and didn't say a word all the way.

[I'm afraid that after recording "Return to the Garden and Home", the show crew is engaged in things and arranged the two to sit together. 】

[I've been working on it since I got them together. I'm not happy with the recording of the real hammer. 】

[Emm public figures should still have this quality, how can a fight. I think they should scold. 】

[Zhang Yue is too ridiculous! A concubine concubine, how dare you play with your majesty! 】

[Maybe your Majesty was stabbed for another five days ... closed. 】

...

Qi Shejiang laughed absurdly, "Isn't this a mess?"

He didn't expect to be photographed on the plane. If you think about it again, he has been looking outside, and he is probably misunderstood. With this ability to guess, he thought of some newspapers 80 years ago, which really haven't changed.

But this misunderstanding cannot be solved, and it is impossible to run out and declare that Jesse and Zhang Yue really have no deep hatred. They have already met each other with a smile, and whoever believes. And "Gui Yuan Tian Ju" is estimated to want this effect.

"Look, son, aren't you tired over there?" Xia Yiwei took Qi Shejiang's face and frowned.

Qi Shejiang is a bit embarrassed. Although it is not the first time, he also has memories in this regard, but he is always a little accustomed to Xia Yiwei's westernization.

"Well ... pretty good, not tired." Qi Shejiang told the truth.

At first, he thought it was a bit hard, but later he found that the agricultural machinery was so developed and he didn't know how easy it was. As for the daily tasks of picking vegetables, chopping firewood, making fire, cooking rice, etc., it was not worth mentioning.

Although he has n’t studied farm work and has been doing art since he was a kid, this type of work is completely a basic life skill, and of course it is not tiring.

"Just rest for a few days at home, and we'll find a good show for you, this time you'll definitely like it." Xia Yiwei said with a smile.

When Qi Shejiang moved, was it ...

Sure enough, the next moment Xia Yiwei said: "You are recording the program, Teacher Meng did not contact you. We planned together, and let the two teachers Meng and Zeng take you to the Quyi Channel. This time you say Three cross talks at a time. "

Qi Shejiang was happy first, and he corrected casually: "That's called Qunkou comics, not three."

Xia Yiwei: "Well, isn't it? Well, anyway, I got such an opportunity. Teacher Meng said that you should come to him when you come back, and I will figure out what to say with you."

Qi Shejiang responded with joy.

Around the sky, Qi Shejiang went to Zeng Wen's house, and Meng Jingyuan was also there.

Zeng Wen greeted and said, "We're talking, this time it's still an old job."

If it's an ordinary actor, it's fine to play some new shows, but if Qi Shejiang is innovative, coupled with his status as a young man, it is even more inappropriate.

Qi Shejiang nodded, "What are you talking about?"

This is the inconvenience of recording TV. Many artists like Qi Shejiang at the time were actually more accustomed to "live the point", referring to watching and talking to the audience.

In the past, performances were not reported. They were based on the audience at the time, their reactions, and the situation, to decide which crosstalk to take after the prelude. In this way, the best results can be achieved.

But the rules are different now, especially for this kind of formal TV show, you have to think about it in advance, and you have to pay special attention to which section to choose to ensure the performance. In this respect, it is clear that Meng Jingyuan has more experience.

Meng Jingyuan said, "Are you able to move" Steak Robe "?"

Qi Shejiang let his heart loose, and he could move and nodded.

Meng Jingyuan also smiled comfortably: "Then you are tired of sewing. Of course."

The program "Steak Horse Jacket" has a long history, but it can be said that it has passed the test of time. Daqi Qijiang had been there for a while, how many famous artists have performed it, and it is enduring.

This section of Liang Zi is adapted from a story of a round lie in "Xiao Lin Guang Ji", and also incorporates other literary and artistic works such as the bridge sections in "Continued Jinling Trivia" and "Sang Miao, Cai Shun's Filial Mother".

In the group's comic dialogue, in addition to holding chanting and teasing, there is also a character called "Fishy Seam". As the name implies, it is like a slick seam, with teasing and holding water, to make up for the shortcomings.

The greasy seams in "Scraped Horse Gown" is also a very important role, which is very hard.

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen have always been entertaining partners, and the audience is used to it, plus the greasy seams here, of course, are left to Qi Shejiang to show.

Although he is an old man, in order to understand the current situation of Qi Shejiang, he must also consider the appropriate new baggage. The three discussed in the book.

In addition, the book they took has changed some bridge sections in the past few decades. It is slightly different from Qi Shejiang's original study. He also has to ask the two how to use these places.

Qi Shejiang prepared carefully at home. He didn't know that his schedule to go to the Quyi Channel was also spread.

Because of the performance of the Mid-Autumn Festival party and the fact that he was still participating in other variety shows, the public thought it was just another crossover. After all, Qi Shejiang performed well last time.

Not only did we cooperate with Meng Jingyuan this time, but also added a Zeng Wen, which is actually quite exciting.

On the day of recording, Qi Shejiang brought his own gown and went to the recording site. Meng Jingyuan was also a frequent visitor. He was here a long time ago, introduced him to the people in the show group, and communicated about the recording matters for a while.

Qi Shejiang can also be considered to have touched the light of the other two, sitting in a single room with them to prepare.

On the way, Zeng Wen went out to smoke a cigarette, and his face changed when he returned. "Jessie, you have to be mentally prepared. There are many fans in the auditorium."

"What?" Qi Shejiang was shocked.

Meng Jingyuan was also scared. "Jesse's fans? You mean, young girls?"

Zeng Wenyi covered his forehead. "It's not a problem. I don't know where to get the tickets. These tickets are all free tickets. It is estimated that they will be bought by oxen. It will take more than half of the fans."

Meng Jingyuan murmured: "I didn't expect this crop ..."

They have rich experience in performing, but did not expect this situation. Traditionally, the Quyi Channel recorded programs.

So before, part of the burden of their research was also aimed at audiences who have some understanding of crosstalk.

If you change the audience, the effect is bound to be slightly affected. Although TV crosstalk also faces the audience in front of the TV set, the live atmosphere is sometimes part of the performance.

Moreover, the broadcasters told the insiders to watch it, but no matter what the audience was like, they just felt that some of your livelihood was not good enough.

This is not good, everything is wrong!

If it ’s an ordinary performance, it ’s fine, but these are the first steps for Qi Shejiang to step out, and they are getting steady. Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen are in a hurry.

Qi Shejiang looked hard. He looked at the time. It was less than two hours before the director said that he immediately took a pen and paper and said, "I'll change the baggage. Let's change it."

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen glanced at each other.

Qi Shejiang changed his baggage on the spot. Until one minute before playing, they were still confronting each other.

"... Let's go." Qi Shejiang closed his eyes, relaxed his expression, and walked out.

...

Today in the recording scene, many people in the audience came to see Qi Shejiang on purpose.

Since Qi Shejiang's debut, there have been three programs. The first variety show was recorded everywhere, and most of the time it was still outdoors. Not to mention the second gear, the party. The third file is "Return to the Garden and Home", which is also unobservable.

This time he found that he came to Quyi to record the show. The fans were so excited that they went to tell each other and got tickets from various channels to record the scene.

After waiting for a long time, I also watched the opera that I was not interested in, and finally came to Jesse.

Jesse, we are the most talkative among idols!

"Ah, ah, Jesse!"

"Qi Shejiang--"

"Husband I love you!!"

The figure has not yet appeared, and the auditorium has been boiling a little.

The host Zhenger Baoji said a series of words, and finally introduced: "Well, here is the traditional crosstalk" Steak Horse Gown ", performed by crosstalk performance artists Zeng Wen, Meng Jingyuan and young crosstalk actor Qi Shejiang ! "

Applause and screams thundered at the scene.

But soon, in this enthusiastic movement, some dissonant sounds were produced in hindsight.

"Did she just say that the young comedian was here?"

The author has something to say: This time, there is no crosstalk, I will leave it to the next chapter. If you are interested and haven't heard of it, you can search for "Steel Horse Jacket", many classic versions, the text is definitely not as good as the real one.

pS: The previous crosstalk like "Standing Back to the Soul" was all blindly compiled. In fact, I was afraid that everyone would substitute it into reality and write it stubbornly. It was also mentioned in the copy. As a result, everyone in the comment area thought that it really made rabbits feel big head. So this time I want to write a real cross talk, I can't help but say that my protagonists are talented paper people, if you must say who they are, that is also Cui Qichao and Xiaobai!