Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

I saw four middle-aged men walking slowly from behind the lights.

They were holding machetes, steel pipes and other weapons in their hands.

The man walking in front had sparse hair and a large bald spot in the middle.

The man on the right was wearing a suit and glasses.

He was dressed very elegantly, but his appearance was very sloppy.

He was also using a cane and limping.

In addition, there was a fat man who looked stupid.

He had a big belly, a gold chain around his neck, and a very smart look.

The last man looked like a skinny monkey.

He walked tremblingly, and it felt like a strong wind could blow him away.

The four men walked in front of the car and all looked into the car in a pose that they thought was very handsome.

"Blow~~"

The bald man in the lead wiped his nose vigorously.

He wiped it on the fat man next to him.

With his mouth slightly open and eyes gleaming with ferocity, he shouted: "Fight...Fight...Fight...Fight...Fight~Robbery!!"

Hearing this voice, Fang Yuan and the others were stunned.

Even the female students forgot their fear for a moment and were stunned in the car.

Until a few seconds later.

There was a scream: "Ah~~~"

Fang Yuan hurriedly comforted them: "Don't shout, sit still, I'll negotiate with them."

Looking at the F4 in front of him, he always gave people a sense of not being very smart.

But Fang Yuan was sitting in the passenger seat after all, and he couldn't just drive away.

In addition, there were three women in the car.

He didn't dare to act rashly in this wilderness.

He had to smile awkwardly at the bald man outside the car window: "Brother...are you going to rob money or rape?"

The bald man looked carefully into the car.

Especially when he saw the royal sister's dress, his eyes were straight.

I wish I could stick my head in to see.

But the next second, the skinny monkey next to him reminded him: "Brother... don't forget your wife."

Hiss~~

The bald man trembled unconsciously and quickly retracted his neck.

He shouted again fiercely: "Dang...dang...dang... of course it's a robbery!!"

"Hand...hand...hand...hand...hand...hand it out!"

Puff~~

The female students behind couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Covering their mouths and laughing with their heads down.

The angry bald man cursed with a frown: "Laugh...laugh...laugh...laugh...what are you laughing at, be serious...seriously, we are robbing!"

That's good.

Another puff.

Not to mention the female students, even Fang Yuan couldn't help laughing.

Is this really a robbery?

Is it so funny?

The lame man on the right finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He limped over with a cane.

Without saying a word, he raised his lame leg and kicked it upwards a few times, pretending to be very powerful.

"I am the one! My legs are flying on the grass!"

"Did you see it?"

"It is this leg that witnessed the peak of my life!"

"It is this leg!"

"I have stepped on more than 40 lives to get to this day!"

"One kick each!"

After saying that, he did not forget to kick the air a few more times.

But this time the force was too strong and he could not stop.

With a plop, the whole person fell to the ground, and he was a dog eating shit.

Even his glasses fell to the ground.

He was like a blind man, groping for his glasses on the ground.

At this moment!

Fang Yuan could no longer control his emotions and laughed while holding his stomach.

"Hahaha~~~"

The bald man in the lead looked at Fang Yuan and the others laughing.

He was so angry.

He kicked the lame man under his feet.

Then he opened his eyes wide, pointed at his hair viciously and said: "See... did you see it?"

"I... I will pull out a hair for every person I kill!"

"I didn't plan to pull it today."

"It seems... I have to pull it today... pull it, two pairs!"

After saying that, he made a "yeah" gesture.

This funny look, let alone Fang Yuan.

Even the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it.

They were amused by these people.

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——【We are professionally trained and usually don't laugh unless we can't help it. We thought these three robbers were bronze, but they were not even scrap metal. One of them lay down before the start. 】

——【Pushing the mill with bare buttocks - turning around in circles is embarrassing. The robbers are soft all over, except for their mouths. We thought they were here to make people laugh, but who would have thought they were really here to make people laugh. 】

——【Fuck, he can fly on the grass with his legs so high, he kills everyone and pulls out their hair, this must be a comedian invited by the program team, I don't believe there are robbers like this in real life? Can they really get money? 】

——【I find that you guys don't take them seriously, after all, the four of them are holding machetes, even if they are all third-class cripples, they are not something Fang Yuan and his friends can do to you, call the police right away. 】

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The bald man looked at the three people in the car who looked up and laughed, and his face twitched.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore.

He picked up the watermelon knife in his hand and slapped it hard on the hood of the car.

Bang~~

The two female students shrank in fear.

He immediately retracted his smile.

Fang Yuan also realized that this was not the time to laugh.

He quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother, don't laugh!"

"You know you're afraid?" The thin horse monkey next to him came up and glared.

Fang Yuan nodded repeatedly: "I know, I know, I'm really scared!"

"If you're afraid, hurry up and take out the money!"

"Ah..." Fang Yuan looked embarrassed and explained, "Brother, are you kidding?"

“Who goes out with cash these days?”

The thin horse monkey looked stunned when he heard this.

After thinking about it carefully, it seems to make some sense.

So he continued: "If you don't have cash, then hand over your bank card."

"Uh..." Fang Yuan thought for a moment and made an opinion: "Brother, look, even if I give you my bank card now."

"I'll call you right away and freeze it. You won't be able to get the money, right?"

Hiss~~eh~~

The thin horse monkey spared his head and felt like he was going to grow a brain.

The lame man next to him finally got up.

She put on her glasses and rolled her eyes at him.

"Call you stupid, you still don't admit it."

"Can't you just ask him to take the bank card and take us to withdraw the money?"

"Yes, yes!" Shoumahou suddenly realized: "Hurry up, take us to the bank to withdraw money."

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and replied: "Brother, I have no objection to going to the bank to withdraw money."

"The problem is, banks are full of surveillance."

"Just because you four are so smart...ah no...very smart...bah...wise and mighty..."

As he spoke, Fang Yuan's face twitched.

These words that are usually used to praise people feel extremely insulting when used now.

Fortunately, there was no change in the faces of the four smart people across from them.

I even understood what he said.

He nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, there is indeed a lot of surveillance at the bank."

"With the looks of the four of us, I'm afraid we would be able to recognize each other even if we put on masks."

Pfft~~

When Fang Yuan heard this, he laughed inappropriately again.

The bald man turned and glared at him: "You...why are you laughing?"

"No, no, no..." Fang Yuan waved his hand: "I choked just now, so I didn't laugh."

Just when several robbers had a headache.

The fat man who had been silent until now suddenly said: "Brother, you can ask him to transfer the money."

The bald man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he instantly saw hope again.

"Listen... you heard me, hurry up and transfer the money."

"This..." Fang Yuan explained awkwardly: "Brother, now all mobile phones require real-name authentication."

"If I transfer it to you and call the police later, do you think you can run away?"

Senseless!

The robbers were completely confused.

Even Shoumahou asked blankly: "This won't work, that won't work either. Tell me, what should I do?"

As a result, the words just fell out.

The female student sitting in the driver's seat suddenly said: "What you are doing is wrong!"

"No matter how difficult it is, we can't rob."

"If you are really short of money, you can borrow it!"

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan was stunned.

He looked at her confused.

The female student looked flustered and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

The lame man asked blankly: "What's the difference between borrowing money and robbing money?"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Borrowing money is cheating money from friends."

"Relatively speaking, robbing money is more kind than borrowing money."

"At least he told you clearly that he won't pay it back!"

"Huh?" The female student was confused.

My head is buzzing.

First time hearing this concept.

Is borrowing money worse than robbery?

However, the robbers also agreed with this sentence: "I bankrupted my family just because I lent money to my friends."

"I went to ask for money, and he even beat my leg to the point of lameness."

"Let me ask you, did I go too far or did he go too far!!"

Fang Yuan nodded sympathetically: "Brother, he's gone too far, he's gone too far!!"

"Yes! You heard it!" The lame man seemed to have turned into a philosopher and said with sincerity.

"Only children can tell the difference between right and wrong. Adults only look at the pros and cons."

"Even though I was like this, I didn't even borrow money. That was the last trace of humanity and kindness I retained."

When the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they were all stunned.

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——[As happy as I am smiling now, I feel so miserable in my heart. My buddies who were good friends in the past lent me more than 100,000 yuan, but they didn’t get a penny back. My buddies are gone too. I really can’t figure it out. How can I help them? But he became an enemy. 】

——[It’s not that exaggerated. I’ve also borrowed money, but I almost got it back. When is borrowing money more extreme than stealing money? It is simply a fallacy. 】

——[It’s just survivorship bias. We have a brother here. When he got married, he lent him money to buy a car and a house. But when the brother wanted to use the money to get married, the brother simply refused to acknowledge the debt. The elder brother was forced to kneel down and kowtow in the street to ask for money from his younger brother. Just like that, he ignored him and said, you gave me the money, why should I pay it back? Isn't this more than stealing money? 】

——[I have an aunt who borrowed 70,000 yuan from someone and hasn’t paid it back for more than ten years. The family already lives in a mansion and drives a luxury car. But every time she goes to ask for money, she pretends to be poor and says she’s been having difficulties recently. In the end, he just beat people up. The year before last, he came to ask for money for the last time and was beaten to death. Borrowing money to help others, or forget it if she doesn't come back, she is tired, and she is trying to help others with her life. In comparison, I guess she would rather have been robbed of 70,000 yuan. 】