Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

At this time, the atmosphere at the scene was a bit tragic and a bit embarrassing.

The bald man tidied his few hairs.

He said fiercely: "Look... it seems... we... have no choice but to vote!"

As soon as these words came out, the female student was so frightened that she trembled all over.

He said hurriedly: "I'll give you money, I'll give you money... If you ask me to go back and get the money, can I bring it over?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan laughed angrily.

Shoumahou mockingly replied: "Do you think we are stupid? Let you go and withdraw money?"

"will you come back?"

"Boss, they have seen what we are like, we can't let them go back."

The bald man nodded thoughtfully: "Then...then...then do it!"

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"

Fang Yuan panicked when he saw several people rushing up with the guy in hand.

These guys look silly, but they are real tigers.

Anything is possible.

If I just sit there and wait for death, my life may be decided here today.

"Um...brother...I have money, I have money...don't act in a hurry yet."

"Ha~~" Shoumahou said with a proud smile: "Can't you just say that earlier?"

"Where's the money? Where is it?"

"Uh..." Fang Yuan rolled his eyes and smiled: "I can't give you money now..."

"But...but...I can let you get it."

The lame man asked doubtfully: "Get it? Where to get it?"

"Uh..." Fang Yuan shrank guiltily: "Go to the bank and get it!"

"I'll fuck you!"

The bald man was so angry at these words that he could speak smoothly.

Pick up the watermelon knife and smash it down.

Fang Yuan quickly waved his hand to stop: "Don't...don't...don't be anxious, brother, please listen to my explanation."

The lame man might have just found a common topic with Fang Yuan.

Understanding his compassion, he also said a kind word: "Boss, don't rush into action yet. I feel that he is pretty good. Let's listen to what he has to say first."

After hearing this, the bald man slowly lowered his raised hand.

He scolded fiercely: "Say! If you dare to trick me again... I'll beat you to death!"

Fang Yuan chuckled: "Brother...do you know Bingtang?"

The robbers all nodded doubtfully: "I must have heard this before. What are you going to say?"

"I really didn't lie to you. I don't have the money, but you can get it with rock candy."

"What the hell? Use rock candy to get it? Do you think we are fools?"

Fang Yuan quickly explained with a smile: "Listen to me first."

"There is a drug called crystal meth, which looks exactly like rock candy."

"You also know that our country has always been very strict about drug control."

"So the price of drugs is very high."

"There are a lot of addicts willing to pay good money to get it, but it's hard for them to find their way around it."

"If we set up an online store to sell rock candy at this time, the price would be very expensive, slightly cheaper than methamphetamine."

"Then we privately advertise it online to make them notice this store and think we sell ice."

"Let me ask you, if you were a drug addict, what would you think after seeing this?"

The lame man suddenly realized: "Oh~~ If I had seen it, I would have thought it was methamphetamine."

"That's right~!" Fang Yuan smiled and continued to explain: "People who take drugs all year round will spend a lot of money."

"Suddenly seeing a cheap deal, will he be tempted? Will he buy it?"

"How much does a pound of rock candy cost?"

"But if it's sold at the price of meth."

"Let me ask you, what is the difference between this and taking money?"

After listening to Fang Yuan's analysis, the eyes of the robbers widened, exuding wisdom.

Sudden! !

The bald man angrily raised his watermelon knife and slapped it on the front of the car.

Bang~~

He roared viciously: "Isn't this a violation of the law?"

Senseless!

Fang Yuan looked shocked when he saw the angry bald head in front of him.

Breaking the law?

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

Is it possible that what you are doing now is legal?

Good guy, you robbed me and now I am committing a crime.

Have you become a good person?

Is there any royal law?

Are there any laws?

Netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

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——[Robber: I was fooled by you in the first place, and that’s why I started robbing! 】

——[It can only be said that this elder brother knows a little bit of Dharma, but not much. 】

——[ Fang Yuan: Your sudden justice makes me a little confused! 】

——[I am really convinced. Normally, people who encounter robbery would probably be scared to death, but here they are laughing to death. You say there is something wrong with their brains. He also knows that selling drugs is illegal. You say he has a sane mind, he can use a knife to rob someone. 】

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Fortunately, the lame man is very optimistic about this project.

He quickly stopped the bald man and said, "Brother, I think what he said makes sense."

"It's really quick to make money. It's much faster than robbing us, and you don't have to get up early to work until late."

But at this time, Shoumahou said: "Brother, this guy is just fooling us."

"Is this customer a fool? If he buys rock candy, he can't suck it out?"

"Besides, if we sell online, the police will find us easily."

"You won't be caught by then."

The bald man nodded thoughtfully after hearing this: "That makes sense!"

"It makes sense!" Fang Yuan retorted directly: "Brother, think about it, if you were an addict and bought fake rock candy, would you dare to call the police?"

As soon as these words came out, the robbers looked stunned.

"That's right!!" The bald man muttered to himself blankly: "I definitely wouldn't dare..."

Even the thin horse monkey was stunned.

Fang Yuan saw this and spoke again: "That's right... they can only suffer the loss of being dumb."

"If he calls the police, doesn't he have to go in?"

"And at best you are cheating, and he is taking drugs."

"Once the police catches you all, he will give you a heavier sentence than you."

"Only a fool would report you."

"Besides... I still have a way to prevent you from defrauding me."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of the several robbers lit up, and they all looked over eagerly.

Fang Yuan said with a smile: "First of all, we don't sell rock sugar directly, but tea or other things."

"At that time, tell the buyer that if you buy tea, you will receive rock sugar. There will also be an instruction sheet for tea and rock sugar inside to make sure they are tea and rock sugar."

"Then when you chat with the buyer, be sure not to mention drugs."

"Tea was used throughout the process. The buyer thought it was intentional and wouldn't think much of it."

"But the price cannot be too high. Buyers are only allowed to buy a maximum of 3,000 yuan of tea at a time, otherwise it will easily become a crime of fraud."

"This way, even if the police find you, you can still say that what you sell is just tea and has nothing to do with drugs."

"As for the rock candy, that's an extra gift from me."

"Do you understand what I'm saying?"

"I understand!" The lame man was the first to nod, his face full of excitement.

Shoumahou's eyes also shone with excitement: "Brother... what he said makes sense."

"It's really not illegal. The price is clearly marked, and Jiang Taigong's fishermen will take the bait."

Fang Yuan smiled confidently: "Really? Just tell me, does this approach count as taking money directly?"

"Do the math!" The thin horse's monkey nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"But..." Baldhead asked doubtfully: "In this case...why...why should others believe in me?"

"It's easy!" Fang Yuan snapped his fingers and gave the solution.

"If we just pay cash on delivery, we'll be done with it."

"Receive the goods first, then pay. If it's you, would you like to try it?"

The lame man nodded seriously: "I'm definitely willing to give it a try without spending any money."

"But... in this case, he receives the goods."

"If you see it's rock candy, won't you give me the money?"

"You're stupid!" Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "Let me ask you, do you dare to inspect the goods in front of the courier?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present looked shocked.

Full of shock! !

"F*ck!!" Shoumahou couldn't help but curse: "That's okay too!!"

The lame man nodded excitedly: "That's awesome!! He definitely wouldn't dare to open it in person, so he can only pay!"

"Brother...this way, I feel like we are going to have a big break!!"

The bald man's face was also full of excitement and joy.

He nodded fiercely: "I should have known... that there was such a way to make money... I... why would I want to commit robbery?"

Fang Yuan looked at several people taking blood shots.

Realize that the time has come.

He continued to smile and said: "Yeah, I said I could get money, now I believe it."

"As long as one transaction is completed, I will blacklist him immediately. I don't expect to do a second business anyway."

"And if you want to sell goods, it's best to sell them to outsiders."

"If you're local, I'm afraid they will find you and beat you up."

Hearing this, the robbers were moved to tears.

The lame man replied apologetically: "Handsome, I'm sorry, we were blind today."

"You are such a good person!!"

Several other people agreed: "Yes, yes, I will treat you as an apology when I invite you to dinner later."

"There's no need to look back. I'll treat you to a drink later."

Fang Yuan waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing...but..."

"There is something I don't know whether to say or not."

"Say it!" The bald man waved his hand and replied very politely.

"Well..."

"Brother...as long as you start this business, you will definitely make a fortune."

“Not to brag, it’s easy to buy a car in one month and a house in two months.”

"But the problem is...your current temperament cannot keep up with the speed of wealth."

Hiss~~

Several people couldn't help but fell into deep thought after hearing this.

"What do you mean??"

Fang Yuan smiled and replied: "I mean... you should get used to being a rich man as soon as possible."

"Just like a car."

"You can't still drive a three-bouncer every day, right?"

"That doesn't suit your temperament, does it?"

"When I have money, will I be able to buy a BMW and Mercedes-Benz and put it as a display at home?"

"That's right!!" Shoumahou nodded in agreement: "It's really a bit embarrassing if you have money to buy a car but don't know how to drive it."

"Right!" Fang Yuan licked his lips and suggested: "So I suggest you get your driver's license as soon as possible. Once you buy the car, you can drive home directly. How cool is that? How stylish?"

"It just so happens that our driving school is holding an event recently. If four people buy in a group, we will get a 20% discount."

"Brothers, this is a rare opportunity."