Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

18. Did You Trick The Robber Into Taking The Driving License Test?

Hearing this, the two female students in the car were shocked.

His mouth opened wide with disbelief on his face.

I originally thought that the ways to make money I heard earlier were exaggerated.

When they heard that the coach asked several robbers to take the driver's license test with him.

I just feel like my three views are about to be shattered.

You've been working together for a long time, but the real purpose is to trick the robbers into taking the driver's license test?

Who is robbing whom?

Why can't I understand it?

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

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——[This is ridiculous! ! I was so shocked. Is this really just a matter of words when you go out? Not only can you fool people into robbing people, but you can also generate income? If they really sign up for a driving school, it will definitely be the weirdest news this year. 】

——[I suggest the relevant departments investigate. This guy doesn’t seem to be talking casually. I feel like he had planned it or had done it before. He has thoroughly studied the loopholes in the law, which made me want to sell rock candy. 】

——[Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? It would be a waste of talent to not engage in MLM with this eloquence. Can anyone tell me whether the method he mentioned is feasible or not? I'm crazy. 】

--【punishment! This is too much punishment. If he did this secretly and was caught by the police, there would really be nothing they could do to him. But he said it personally in the live broadcast room, which shows that he is consciously selling ice, which is completely different in nature. 】

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Several robbers looked at each other.

His eyes were full of longing for Cullinan.

From their eyes, it can be seen that they are beginning to look forward to a better life in the future.

The next second, they all nodded in unison.

"Okay, it's agreed~~"

"The 4 of us will get a 20% discount!"

Fang Yuan grinned: "No problem... let's go... I'll give the boss a call."

"Walk!!"

The female student sitting in the main driver's seat took the initiative to give up her seat.

Fang Yuan sent a message to his boss and asked him to come to the company.

Then he took several robbers to the driving school.

It was hard to imagine that ten minutes ago.

If he has the opportunity to sit behind the wheel, he will definitely push the accelerator and run as fast as he can.

As a result, not only did he not run away, but he slowly waited for the two three-wheelers behind him.

For safety reasons, Fang Yuan asked the two female students to go back first and practice again tomorrow.

As for the drunk one, we can only continue to drag him until she wakes up.

More than half an hour later.

The car arrived at the driving school.

The owner of the driving school had already been standing at the door looking eagerly.

Seeing Fang Yuan arrive, he ran out to greet him with a smile: "Oh... Coach Fang... thank you for your hard work."

"Where are the students? Where are they?"

Fang Yuan got out of the car and pointed to the back.

I saw two three-wheelers following not far away.

The four robbers got out of the car slowly.

The boss went up to say hello very politely: "Are all the bosses here to sign up for driver's license lessons?"

The lame man nodded: "That's right, does your driving school have group purchases?"

"20% off for 4 people or more?"

"Ah?" The boss was stunned for a moment, and after he came to his senses, he immediately smiled and nodded: "Yes, that's right, 20% off for group purchases!"

"Okay! Sign up and sign the contract now."

"Okay, okay! Please come with me. I will explain the process to you in detail and fill in the information by the way."

Under the leadership of the boss.

Everyone walked into the office together.

Each person received a list.

The boss talked eloquently about some details about taking the driver's license test.

The four robbers were very satisfied and signed four contracts on the spot.

And also paid the tuition fee.

After receiving the money, the boss almost smiled crookedly.

On a normal day, few people sign up, and even in the off-season there is no one at all.

Four of them came at once today.

Not to mention a 20% discount, he would be happy with it even if it was lower.

But what puzzled him was that these people always looked weird.

But I can't explain why.

I don’t understand!

But when I thought about getting the money.

Put these strange thoughts behind you immediately.

But at this moment.

Sudden!

Several police cars drove up to the door.

Then a dozen police officers quickly got out of their cars and rushed in.

A loud shout: "Don't move, put your head in your hands!"

The boss was confused by this sudden situation.

He was so frightened that he crouched down and held his head in his hands.

When the four robbers saw something was wrong, they immediately wanted to escape.

"Fuck! There are police! Run!"

But it was obviously too late.

The door has long been blocked, it can be said that it is difficult to fly.

Fang Yuan also had a question mark on his face when he saw the police arriving. He clearly did not call the police.

Where did the police come from?

Just when he was confused, a familiar figure walked in.

The moment he saw Fang Yuan, he said hello with a weird smile: "Ahem~~ Fang Yuan...we meet again!"

"Team King?" Fang Yuan asked in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"What do you think!! I received a call from the police saying that someone encountered a robber."

"The police were summoned in the middle of the night to come rescue you."

"As a result you..."

Speaking of this, Team Wang asked with a wry smile: "Why do I feel like you don't look like a coach, but more like...a pyramid scheme leader?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan's face froze and he replied with an aggrieved look: "Captain Wang, you can't talk nonsense."

"I'm the victim."

"I was practicing driving at night and when this happened, I was extremely scared!"

Captain Wang's face couldn't help but twitch when he heard this: "Are you afraid? Why do I not believe it so much?"

The boss squatting on the ground was confused as he listened to the two chatting.

Didn't understand what was being said at all.

He asked in confusion: "Comrade police, what on earth is going on?"

"Is there a mistake? There are no bad guys here, only the coach and a few students?"

"Student?" Captain Wang pointed to the controlled robbers speechlessly and replied: "Do you know that these people blocked your coach Fang and robbed him an hour ago!"

"Ah? What? Robbery???" The boss was suddenly shocked and kept shouting: "He...he...aren't they the students who came to register?"

"Have you signed the contract? How could he be a robber?"

Captain Wang smiled bitterly: "Then you have to ask your coach Fang."

"When people encounter robbers, their courage is shattered."

"He's good at tricking the robbers around."

"If I had come here later, these people would probably invite Coach Fang to a barbecue!"

As soon as these words came out, the boss was completely confused.

The pupils were dilated, and the eyes were as big as ping pong balls.

Lure the robber into signing up at a driving school.

This...this...how on earth is this done?

Immortal?

Unheard of! !

How strong a level of brainwashing is required?

unimaginable.

However, the next second, something even more shocking came.

Even at this moment, the lame man still has faith in Fang Yuan.

"nonsense!!"

"He didn't lie to us."

"You can definitely make a fortune just by buying rock candy."

"Brother, wait for us brothers to come out from inside, and then we will work together to take one of you, and we will make a fortune together."

"As for the driving school tuition, there is no need to refund it. We will learn it sooner or later."

Fang Yuan opened his mouth and swallowed.

I don't know why, but I feel a faint sense of guilt.

Did you go too far in your deception?

Not only did they have to pay for their tuition, but they were also arrested.

Wait until they come out to sell rock candy?

And then continue to be arrested?

Thinking of this, he no longer dared to look at the robbers.

I feel guilty.

But when the boss heard this, he was completely numb.

It's been like this, why don't you blame him?

Do you want to come out and continue to be good friends?

This world is too crazy, and now he just wants to go home and hide under the covers to sleep.

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——[The surprise I got in this live broadcast room today was as much as what I had in the past whole year. This guy is so awesome, he shouldn't be a driving school instructor, he's just underachieving. I suggest that the country should recruit him and let him sell arms. The chief of the War Ignorance Bureau deceived the elder! 】

——[I used to make fun of people and help them count their money after being sold. I always thought it was a joke. Who would have thought that today I would see with my own eyes what it means to be sold and help count the money. Master, I don’t know if Fang Yuan will accept disciples. With his eloquence, there is no girl he can’t pick up. 】

——[Good guy, it means that after this wave, not only was he not robbed, but he was charged four tuition fees, and he didn't even need to teach. You are at your peak when you appear on the court, and you only play against the wind. 】

——[Good news, a big New Year’s treat, the police station is open. If you win, you will go to jail; if you lose, you will be hospitalized. Participate in the fight and you will receive a pair of exquisite platinum bracelets as a gift, and have a chance to win a ten-day tour of the detention center and enjoy a luxurious multi-person cell. The group fight can be upgraded to a 15-day deluxe package. The bigger the deal, the more discounts. There is also a luxury gift package for the detention center, including a health examination, fashionable prison clothes, three high-definition photo stickers, free streamlined and fashionable hairstyle, private car transportation, food and accommodation All inclusive! 】

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Before closing the team, Team Wang looked at the lame man and asked jokingly: "I watched the video before, and you said you were flying on grass with your legs stretched out."

"One kick at a time, killing more than forty people, right?"

"Come on, tell me, where are these forty people buried?"

The lame man shrank his neck and replied awkwardly: "That's all bragging... My legs have been broken, how can I kick them!"

Captain Wang suppressed his smile and looked at the bald man again.

"how about you?"

"Why, I heard that you beat someone to death, so you just pulled out a hair?"

"How many...have you picked up?"

The bald man lowered his head and glanced at Team Wang.

He smiled with an embarrassed expression: "No... no... no, at home... at home... I fight with... with... a bitch, and let her... be picked up!"

Pfft~~

Suddenly, a burst of laughter came out.

Team Wang didn't expect it to end like this.