Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

Wait until the police have all left.

When the boss saw the female student in the car, he looked at Fang Yuan with a strange expression.

He raised his eyebrows and joked with a smile: "Coach Fang is so elegant."

“I don’t forget to pick up girls even when I’m being robbed.”

Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "This is a student!"

"She fell asleep in the car after she drank too much. Now I have a headache."

"Ah?" The boss was shocked. It was the first time he heard that someone came to practice driving after drinking too much.

"Then...if nothing happens, I'll leave first. Goodbye."

Watching the boss run away in a hurry, Fang Yuan sighed helplessly.

I didn't wake up after struggling for so long along the way.

Sleeping like a dead pig.

We can't let her sleep in the car tonight, right?

In desperation, Fang Yuan had no choice but to open the car door.

He shouted: "Hey!! Wake up! Wake up!"

A few seconds passed...no movement.

Fang Yuan had no choice but to pull her with his hand and shout again: "Wake up! Your house is on fire!"

Maybe this sentence really worked.

She actually reacted. She sat up slowly and said to herself in confusion: "Hmm... is it on fire? Where is it?"

Looking at the beautiful woman in front of me, whether it is her figure, appearance, or her dress, it is impossible to take her eyes away.

But Fang Yuan is not the kind of person who has never eaten pork.

Don't be so obsessed with sex that you can pounce directly on her.

"Beauty... wherever your home is, I'll take you back, or you can call someone to pick you up."

"Huh? Go home?"

It seems that the beauty’s brain is not fully turned on yet.

"Ang~~ I'm driving on behalf of you!"

"Take me home."

After finishing speaking, he collapsed and lay down on his seat again.

Fang Yuan was speechless.

Have you become a driver?

What is this!

There was no choice but to send her home first.

"Hey! Wake up! You haven't told me where your home is yet?"

"Ugh~~" The beauty shook her arm and replied in a daze: "My home...is in...Yushu Garden."

Hey~~

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly.

Close the door, return to the driver's seat, turn on the navigation and go to Yushu Garden.

After checking the distance, it was quite far from the driving school.

It's estimated to take ten to twenty minutes.

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw that Fang Yuan was indifferent to such a sexy beauty.

Everyone gnashed their teeth.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

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——[I used to think that I didn’t like coquettish people, but now I feel that I used to be really pretentious! 】

——[Hello, please don’t click in immediately when you see some covers. After all, we are young and have a long way to go in the future. We must learn to exercise restraint, be free from desires, cultivate our character, and don’t degenerate at an age when you should be struggling. Don’t Ask me why I came in to persuade everyone here. 】

——[I just want to know if there are any requirements for the placement of the bed to have such a dream? What brand is the best for a four-piece bed set? What time is it for bed, and what should be the sleeping position? 】

——[When my father gets rich, I will find a stepmother like this for my son. 】

...

On the way, Fang Yuan played a little tune and felt the cold wind at night.

I feel extremely happy.

This feeling of freedom is so refreshing.

But at this moment.

He accidentally discovered that the beautiful woman behind him had woken up at some point.

At this moment, she was sitting by the window, her eyes moving slightly, as if she was staring at something, or maybe thinking about something.

The wind carried by the air current made her long hair flutter.

That beautiful face is also clearly revealed.

In a slightly tipsy state, there is a hint of sadness.

The beauty’s name is Xia Qing. She accidentally drank too much at the company party today.

After a long time, Xia Qing suddenly said: "Handsome guy... do you believe there is true love in this world?"

"ah??"

Fang Yuan, who was driving, was stunned by this sudden question.

Then he smiled lightly: "Believe it!"

"When you meet true love, a random message from her greetings."

"It can inspire you to imagine a better life."

"Her simple vocal praise can make you swell and excited."

"If you act coquettishly in the video, it will make people dizzy even more."

Xia Qing looked a little surprised when he heard this answer.

He couldn't help but curiously asked: "Then what will be the final outcome after you meet this kind of true love?"

Fang Yuan shrugged: "The police uncle told me not to talk naked and beware of fraud!"

Xia Qing was stunned.

Staring blankly at Fang Yuan in the rearview mirror, his mind couldn't turn around for a while.

It took several seconds before he said in shock: "Is this your true love?"

"Ang~~" Fang Yuan replied casually: "Just tell me that when she deceived me, did you treat me wholeheartedly?"

Hearing this answer, Xia Qing's mouth showed a bitter smile.

Looking out the window, it may be that the wind has been blowing for a long time.

The wine's stamina has not yet completely evaporated.

I couldn't help but retched~~

Ugh~~

Fang Yuan quickly reminded: "Don't vomit on the bus. If you want to vomit, get off the bus and vomit!"

Xia Qing covered her mouth and suppressed it: "Why are you so demanding as a driver? I can vomit wherever I want on my own car."

"What the hell? Your car?" Fang Yuan was stunned.

This guy is still drunk.

"That's right! You don't care about my car."

"You don't understand me at all. Why don't you vomit after drinking too much?"

"Me?" Fang Yuan grinned: "I usually vomit in my own car when I drive, outside in other people's cars, and in the bag of rented cars."

"Occasionally I ride a shared bicycle, but it's not very safe and I need to be protected, so I usually spit on the car lights or let it catch it."

"What do you mean?" Xia Qing replied with a dull look on his face: "Why do you want the car to catch you?"

Fang Yuan raised his eyebrows: "I care about the environment. If it falls on the ground, it will be dirty."

"Yes!"

Xia Qing didn't seem to understand what it meant at all.

Some netizens in the live broadcast room were already excited.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

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——[Open the door quickly and let me out of the car. This is not a bus bound for kindergarten! 】

——[Brothers, please stop arguing. Let me tease her in English: hello, hua, gu, niang. 】

——[I just found out that she is my high school classmate, brother, please don’t do it. I've liked her for a long time but I'm too embarrassed to take the initiative to talk to her. You two just met and had a good chat? Or even drive when you have a disagreement? Really, brother, please stop it...forget it, I'll find someone to do it to you, where are you? 】

——[No, I didn’t understand? Wait, I haven’t gotten in the car yet! ! Who can tell me what it means? 】

...

As the topic ended, the atmosphere in the car became quiet again.

Xia Qing looked out the window for a while.

After more than ten seconds, he suddenly asked again: "Handsome...do you still remember your first love?"

"Remember!" Fang Yuan replied calmly: "I will never forget a girl with body fragrance in my life."

"Is it the smell of love?"

"I used to think it was..." Fang Yuan curled her lips and explained: "She has a milky scent, and I can smell it when I get close."

"She told me it was the scent of laundry detergent."

"But, I smelled all the laundry detergents and couldn't find such a fragrance."

Xia Qing said with interest: "Maybe your genes chose her, but what happened next?"

"Later...after we became boyfriend and girlfriend, I discovered that she actually had a one-year-old baby!"

Phew~~

Xia Qing couldn't help but burst out laughing.

But fortunately, nothing else was sprayed out.

Fang Yuan was frightened and quickly stopped: "Take it easy! If you want to vomit, get out of the car and vomit."

"You care... I'm going to throw up in my car!"

After saying that, Xia Qing stood up and walked next to Fang Yuan.

A strong smell of alcohol hit him instantly.

Fang Yuan's eyes felt a little uncomfortable.

"Handsome guy...why does love disappear in the end?"

"I once dated a partner for seven years, a full seven years!"

"I rejected countless people for him."

"But in the end he dumped me...why?"

"Seven years?" Fang Yuan replied in surprise: "That's a long time."

"A situation like yours can be considered a love affair."

"Bronze love?" The beauty whispered the smell of alcohol into Fang Yuan's ear: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean..."

"You know copper, right? It's the kind of copper that's made of metal."

"As for things like copper, you have to take good care of it."

“Spend some money to maintain it regularly!”

"If you have nothing to do, rub it frequently and it will shine!"

"Otherwise...it would just love to rust."

“Do you know what color rust is on copper?”

"Green?" Xia Qing's beautiful eyes widened, her neck tilted, and she was completely confused.

"You mean...he dumped me because he had another woman?"

Fang Yuan shrugged: "Otherwise!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they heard this theory.

A few minutes later, the car arrived downstairs at Xia Qing's house.

Fang Yuan originally planned to leave directly.

But after she got out of the car with difficulty, she took a step and almost fell.

I was already drunk, and with the high heels, I couldn't walk at all.

Fang Yuan had no choice but to walk up and ask, "Do you want me to help you?"

Xia Qing lay on Fang Yuan without saying a word, muttering: "Handsome guy... go upstairs and have another drink with me, okay?"

"Forget it if you drink. I don't want to drive drunk." Fang Yuan supported Xia Qing hard and walked step by step with difficulty.

Fortunately, the elevator is not far away.

It took a little effort to deliver Xia Qing to her door.

Fang Yuan took out the key from her bag, slowly opened the door, and turned on the light.

Pat~~

The room suddenly became much brighter.

Looking around, the decoration is very luxurious, and it looks like a wealthy family.

Looking at the beauty on his shoulder, Fang Yuan suddenly felt dizzy.

I had to help her lie down on the sofa and cover her with a blanket.

However, when he was ready to leave.

Xia Qing suddenly grabbed him, looked at Fang Yuan lovingly, and said lightly: "Handsome guy...am I beautiful?"

In an instant, Fang Yuan felt a thrill all over his body.

This look, this tone!

No matter how stupid he is, he can still hear what it means.