Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

Looking at Xia Qing on the sofa, Fang Yuan was having a strong ideological struggle in his heart.

To be honest, he wanted to, really wanted to.

I'm afraid every man wants it.

But...he felt ridiculous! !

They didn't even know their names, they didn't know each other at all.

Moreover, he is also Xia Qing's coach.

What if this happened today.

How embarrassing it must have been when we were practicing driving!

The most important thing is that people drink too much now and don't have much consciousness at all.

If he goes to bed tonight, he wakes up tomorrow and accuses him of rape.

Then I really don’t know how I died.

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and explained: "Beauty, you drank too much..."

"Also...I'm not a driver...I'm your driving instructor..."

"You should rest early, I'm leaving first..."

After saying that, he didn't care about the shocked expression on Xia Qing's face, turned around and left.

Help close the door by the way.

Xia Qing looked at the closed door, feeling a little annoyed when she recalled what had just happened.

He drank too much and impulsively invited a stranger to spend the night.

Thinking of this, I felt goosebumps all over my body.

A little scared.

It's infuriating.

You've already hinted so clearly, but you want to be Liu Xiahui?

Don't you look good? Or is she not dressed sexy enough?

Being rejected like this made her feel a little embarrassed.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get!

The drunkenness has gone down a lot.

The first reaction was to take out the mobile phone and go to the driving school to complain about Fang Yuan.

But when I think about it, I have to go to him to practice driving tomorrow.

I had no choice but to put down my phone obediently and sulk alone.

Fang Yuan came downstairs, took a few deep breaths, and patted his face.

He was really afraid that he couldn't help but rush back to have a big event in his life.

In the end reason defeated desire.

I drove to a hotel near the driving school to rest.

Lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling.

The system panel appeared in front of me.

【Host: Fang Yuan】

【Points: 31541】

[Skill: Magic Driver]

[Props: None]

Note: You can get points by live streaming, and you can draw a lottery once by spending 10,000 points.

Unexpectedly, in just one day, I gained 30,000 points.

Fang Yuan shouted to the system expectantly: "Lottery!"

[Ding~~ You have spent 10,000 points, congratulations on getting the skill——Legal Zhang San! 】

[Ding~ Spend 10,000 points, congratulations on getting the skill - Master of Ceremonies! 】

[Ding~ Spend 10,000 points, congratulations on getting the skill - Singing (comes with a collection of golden songs)]

...

Look at the three skills on the system panel.

Fang Yuan complained in his heart.

This is nothing.

law? I'm not a lawyer, so what's the use of knowing the law.

master of ceremonies? You want me, a driving school instructor, to come on stage and host it?

As for the last one singing.

No need at all!

After all, he was also known as Mai Ba in KTV back then.

I remember that in the KTV, a few young women sang "Women's Heart" by Jacky Brother and returned to Nantian on the spot.

So in his opinion, this skill is not necessary.

Maybe it's because I'm too tired today.

Close your eyes and fall asleep.

But what he didn't know was.

His deeds were widely circulated on the Internet tonight.

Whether it's the ambulance traffickers in the morning.

Or maybe it was the afternoon rape scene.

Then at night, the robber was trying to get his driver's license.

Each one of these items shocked netizens’ attention.

Coupled with the constant gossip between him and the students.

It went viral online!

He can be seen on the hot search lists of major short video platforms such as Douyin, Bilibili, and Shou Shou.

When netizens first saw one of the videos, they just thought it was funny and novel.

However, when they discovered that these things were actually the same person.

Everyone was shocked! !

Good guy, there must be a bottleneck period for celebrities to create hot searches.

You, a driving school instructor, created several hot searches on your first day on the job?

How do you let those Internet celebrities play?

It’s simply a dimensionality reduction blow!

The key is that you can’t learn even if you want to.

Netizens gathered in the comment area of ​​the viral video to leave crazy messages.

——[I admit that I was a little abrupt. Before I clicked on this video, I still had a scornful attitude. But when I clicked on it, I realized that I was superficial. Where is this driving school instructor? He is simply a walking killer of criminals, trying to get someone into trouble wherever he goes. 】

——[I never expected that reporting a false police report would end up on my own head. This incident tells us a truth: a humble person will be rewarded. But I think she should thank Fang Yuan. If it weren't for Fang Yuan, she might have stayed in the dark and provided learning materials to the majority of wolf friends. 】

——[I know these robbers. They were senior Internet addiction patients in our hospital ten years ago. Until they were treated by our hospital with brain fragments and electrotherapy, their Internet addiction was cured that year. Unexpectedly, the Internet addiction was cured, but the brain-dead problem left sequelae. 】

——[Selling rock candy as drugs is such a trick. To be honest, I don’t think he is cheating. It's completely feasible and well-founded. It's a huge profit, and you don't have to bear the charges of drug trafficking. Is there anyone working together to do this? 】

——[Really smart people have already started to make a fortune quietly, are you still waiting for you to prepare? Do you believe that you can find many tea shops in Bingtang when you open Pinxixi now? By the time you realize it, the day lilies will be cold! 】

...

Because of the rock candy incident, netizens had a falling out.

Finally someone couldn't stand it anymore.

@Out of the local narcotics police.

He even went to the relevant public account to leave a message.

This resulted in the Narcotics Control Bureau issuing an emergency announcement overnight.

[Today, some people spread on the Internet that rock candy can be sold as drugs and can escape legal sanctions. I would like to remind all netizens not to take the law into consideration. The Anti-Drug Bureau will set up an Internet anti-drug team to investigate this type of situation. Once suspected of being involved in the case, they will be severely punished as fraud...]

...

Well now, those of you who have just had an idea.

I was immediately doused with cold water.

The online store that had already been registered was also closed overnight.

Fang Yuan would never have thought that the plan he said just to fool the robbers would cause such a big response on the Internet.

Fortunately, it was a special case.

Otherwise, according to this level of spread, he would most likely have to go to the police station and work on the sewing machine.

Of course, he could not have imagined how popular his live broadcast room would be after this night.

The original hot searches on the Internet had already brought huge traffic.

Coupled with the publicity of the Public Security Drug Enforcement Bureau, more people knew about Fang Yuan, the great god.

For a time, a large number of netizens poured into the live broadcast room.

Early the next morning.

The office building of the program group was already in an uproar.

"Manager, contestant No. 66 was on the hot search yesterday!"

"Manager, contestant No. 66's popularity on the Internet has skyrocketed!"

"Manager, many media have contacted us to interview contestant No. 66!"

"Manager, the popularity of Fang Yuan's live broadcast room has exceeded 100,000!"

"Manager, Fang Yuan's ranking in the program group has reached the top ten!"

"Manager, Fang Yuan has not gotten up yet..."

...

If the previous report was exciting,

That last sentence is like taking a laxative.

The manager looked at the black screen of the live broadcast room, his face full of black lines.

All the contestants got up early in the morning and started to work hard.

You, on the other hand, left so many fans who came to see you alone and slept soundly.

Looking at the popularity of more than 100,000 in the upper right corner and the crazy comments in the comment area.

The manager's face twitched uncontrollably.

It was the first time I saw hundreds of thousands of netizens waiting for the anchor to start broadcasting.

But when I thought of what happened to Fang Yuan yesterday.

I couldn't help but marvel.

In the minds of normal people, driving school coaches are almost always in a straight line.

Either at home, in the driving school, or practicing on the road.

The people they meet are basically fixed.

It's hard for anything strange to happen.

At most, they will encounter some car accidents.

But what about Fang Yuan?

Forget about talking nonsense seriously.

In just one day, he encountered three major events.

Catching human traffickers, catching adulterers, catching robbers...

Ordinary people may never encounter such things in their lifetime.

He is like eating, three meals a day on time.

Please, this is what the police do.

What does it have to do with you as a driving school coach?

It can be said that Fang Yuan is a bit unprofessional.

But it is this kind of unprofessionalism that not only earned him a bonus of 3,000 yuan a day.

He also recruited four students at one time.

Who dares to think?

Who dares to believe!

This is also the reason why he became so popular.

The main point is an unconventional way.

As the person in charge of the program group.

The manager now wants to rush to Fang Yuan and wake him up with a loud speaker.

If such a large amount of traffic is not received.

He will regret it.

But what can he do?

He can only watch and wait patiently.

This wait lasted until more than ten o'clock in the morning.

When Fang Yuan woke up, the sun had already been shining on his buttocks.

He picked up his phone and took a look.

He was so shocked that he almost jumped up.

It was almost ten o'clock.

His boss, Coach Qian, and students had already called him all the time.

Others started driving lessons at 5 o'clock in the morning.

He was not at the driving school at ten o'clock.

If he knew that there were still hundreds of thousands of people waiting for him to get up in the live broadcast room.

He would probably be so shocked that his jaw would drop.

Fang Yuan hurriedly got up and washed up, and then he passed by the breakfast shop downstairs and bought some food.

He stepped on the accelerator and headed to the Country Garden community.

The three students from yesterday had already sent him messages.

And they had agreed to pick them up at the old place.

However, when Fang Yuan arrived at the gate of the community.

He was surprised to find that only two people came.

Chen Lin and Xiao Pang, but the girl from yesterday was nowhere to be seen.

Fang Yuan asked them in confusion: "Where is the girl? She sent me a message saying she was coming to practice driving. Where is she?"

The two looked at each other, and shook their heads: "I don't know! I didn't see her."

"She didn't come?"

Fang Yuan opened his phone in surprise.

The girl didn't tell him that she couldn't come.

Is she late?

This is unlikely, after all, they have been waiting for him for a long time.

Unless something happened.

Fang Yuan thought about it and decided to call to ask for details.

The call was quickly connected.

The girl's voice came from the other end, but it sounded a little weak.

"Hello! This is my coach. Where are you? Why haven't you come yet?"

"Coach...I...I have something to do now...I can't come."

"Oh! Then I'll leave?" Fang Yuan didn't think much about it and was ready to hang up the phone and leave.

But at this moment

The girl suddenly shouted hurriedly: "Coach, don't hang up..."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Coach...I encountered something here...I'm a little scared...Can you come over and help me?"

Hearing the word scared, Fang Yuan's expression immediately became serious.

Seriously asked: "What's going on? Tell me clearly, do you need me to call the police for you?"

"No...It's just...The house I rented expired and I was going to give it up, but the landlord suddenly brought a family over..."

"They looked aggressive and scary..."