Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

They never expected that a heavyweight guest would come to today's party!

But none of them knew it!!

At this moment, they only want to do one thing, and that is to quickly find out where Fang Yuan is!!

But there were so many people at the scene, and most of them were standing.

Finding Fang Yuan is not easy.

The director had no choice but to inform the general manager of the news.

Soon, the chairman naturally heard the name Fang Yuan.

He said in surprise: "Then why don't we find him quickly!"

"How can we neglect such a distinguished guest?"

The words just fell.

The host on the stage smiled and announced: "Now we invite the host Xia Qing and her partner to perform on stage."

Wow~~

There was a round of applause.

But the next second, there was a burst of noise from the audience.

There was a look of astonishment on the scene.

Just because Xia Qing slowly sat down on the piano after taking the stage.

Fang Yuan took a suona and ran to the microphone in the center of the stage.

"Suona?? Damn it??"

"What a crazy situation? Why don't Xia Qing's companions even wear formal clothes?"

"I'm so shocked, it's hard to imagine what the suona can play!"

The chairman looked at Fang Yuan on the stage and frowned as he listened to everyone talking.

He said in a somewhat angry tone: "What's going on with Xia Qing? I was quite optimistic about her.

"You don't pay attention to your image at all. With so many people watching, can't you change your clothes?"

The general manager smiled bitterly and nodded: "And he also holds a suona!"

"This is a banquet hall."

"I've never heard of anyone playing suona on such an occasion!"

Fang Yuan looked at the discussion in the audience and smiled lightly, but didn't take it to heart.

After looking at each other and Xia Qing, they each nodded.

Accompanied by a gentle piano sound.

The scene instantly became quite quiet.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Xia Qing's face and fingers.

The beautiful piano sound floated throughout the banquet hall, giving people a touch of sadness.

This made everyone startled and suspicious.

Today's theme is wedding, and none of the previous contestants were happy and warm.

This is the first time I’ve heard of sadness!

In fact, Xia Qing was also helpless. This was completely different from what she had imagined.

But she must believe in Fang Yuan and keep playing.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Yuan's voice came out slowly.

——On the eighteenth day of the first lunar month, the auspicious day of the zodiac, sorghum is lifted~~

——Put on the red dress, hate every inch, cut it in a hurry~~

————The good man was laid off, but he refused to return, pretending to be beautiful~~

At this moment, the audience was completely quiet.

Everyone looked confused.

Fang Yuan hummed this passage in dialect, and it was impossible to understand what he was singing.

It doesn’t return to normal until the next paragraph.

——Casanette Red Sandalwood, said briskly, really hard to guess!

In an instant, Xia Qing's hands were dancing on the piano like an elf.

The rhythm accelerated in an instant before anyone could react.

Fang Yuan's singing also changed from the dead-end to a brisk rap-like singing.

The emotions of the audience were also aroused unconsciously.

---listen

At Mao Shi, it turned over three miles away

——Pingqi

-The sound of horse hooves gradually rises and the word "Chou" begins.

-Sooner than later

A fast-paced tune ended, and everyone felt like their bodies were floating.

But you have to ask him what Fang Yuan sang on stage.

Almost no one can understand it!

However, the next second, the tune suddenly changed.

Fang Yuan changed from singing to speaking.

-The official thought happily for a long time.

——Just humming and chirping makes people feel sad when they leave.

While the audience was still confused, the rhythm accelerated again.

Everyone felt that the nerves in their brains were being stirred up and twitching.

——She failed to answer the question again this time.

- She laughed and cried.

—Guess why she was laughing and crying.

-Crying.

Look at how she is crying and laughing.

As the tempo of the piano music continues to accelerate, the pitch continues to rise.

Everyone has a strong premonition that it is about to explode.

I am extremely eager in my heart and looking forward to the explosion in the next second!

Along with Xia Qing shouted in Beijing accent "Bow down to heaven and earth!"

Fang Yuan took a deep breath, held the suona in both hands, put it in his mouth, and blew hard!

All of a sudden!

An exciting suona sound resounded throughout the audience.

Satisfies everyone's desire for orgasm, and even more!

Everyone just feels a numbness from the blood to the skin and even the bones!

Even his breathing stopped, and his pupils dilated unconsciously.

The sound of the suona surged like a tidal wave, forming an invisible gust of wind that swept through every corner of the venue.

Sometimes it is as low as rolling thunder, sometimes as loud as an eagle striking the sky.

Every note is full of power, as if venting the emotions this song wants to express to everyone.

Although they don't understand what the lyrics are about.

But at this moment, they all felt a kind of mixed emotions, even greater than the garden.

The joy is mixed with a bit of desolation, and the sad love makes people daydream.

As the saying goes, when the suona sounds, it either ascends to heaven or worships in the church.

But the suona sound played by Fang Yuan made them feel the atmosphere of ascending to heaven and worshiping at the same time.

It’s unclear, unclear, a little weird, and very shocking!

Let them long from the bottom of their hearts and long to know what this song is about!

During this period, Xia Qing was also deeply shocked by the sound of the suona.

The blood in the body circulates quickly unconsciously.

The adrenaline made her shout out the second Beijing accent loudly.

【Two bows to the high hall!】

This sudden sound was breathtaking.

It made everyone shiver unconsciously.

It's obviously a great day to get married.

Why does it give people an eerie feeling?

Until the last sound of [husband and wife bow!] sounded.

The sound of the suona stopped abruptly.

Fang Yuan's opera emphasis suddenly came out.

-Tang~~~front!

——He said something from the bottom of his heart.

——Failure to keep one’s promise.

-How can it be chic?

A light shade.

This long section, switching back and forth between rap and opera, amazed the audience.

They had never heard such a song before.

If someone tells them a song, it will be either opera or rap.

They will definitely think that the person singing this song is crazy.

But today!

They really heard it.

I listened more carefully and carefully than ever before.

I can't wait to hear every lyric and every word clearly!

Ended with a dictation.

Xia Qing's piano rhythm accelerated again, and the same lyrics sounded.

In everyone's ears, it is not just a simple song, but a story!

Until the second suona sounded throughout the audience.

There was obviously some mental preparation.

But when everyone heard it, they still had goosebumps all over their bodies.

It feels like my soul is about to float out.

Especially the last paragraph, which keeps shouting.

[The eighteenth day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day!]

It seems to be constantly telling the story of the whole song.

It was like a constant whisper in the ears of the audience.

Let them fall into a picture that they made up in their own minds.

Judging from the lyrics, this song must be related to weddings.

But everyone can hear that it is definitely not just a marriage.

A song, even if you don't understand the lyrics, you can understand its meaning.

From this point of view, Fang Yuan is undoubtedly a success!

With the blessing of system skills, his suona sound is like the Sanskrit sound from outside the world.

Even if it ends at the last moment, everyone's ears seem to still be filled with the passionate sound of the suona, and they are immersed in the story of the song.

It wasn't until a few seconds later that the host came to his senses and came to the stage and shouted: "Everyone applauds and encourages~!"

Next second!

Wow~~

The whole audience burst into applause!!

The sound lasted for more than a minute before it ended.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned after listening to this song.

————[I understand this, the suona sounds, there is a thousand taels of gold, this song is both festive and deathly, this is not a marriage, it is clearly a ghost marriage! Damn, Fang Yuan's family' If you go to someone’s company party to brag about your underworld marriage, you won’t be afraid of people beating you up!]

[This is the difference between China and the West. Even after playing Chopin all night, I couldn’t tell whether it was happy or sad, but when the suona sounded, I knew it was time to be polite. Like Fang Yuan, I had to cry! 】

[Listening to this song reminds me of my wife. My wife is really sensible and knows that I am under great pressure and have run away with someone else. 】

[When I heard this song, I felt like I had finished reading my whole life. If I used my life to compile a book, I think it would be like this, "The Birth of Waste", "Bad Baby", "Don't Bully Young People to Be Poor", " "Don't bully the poor in middle age", "Don't bully the poor in old age", "Uneasy Departure", "The Vibration of the Coffin Board", "The Tears of Tomb Robbers", "A Busy Day in Archeology". 】

As the applause gradually fell.

Next came the scoring phase.

The points column of Xia Qing and other hosts suddenly appeared on the big screen.

I saw the points column soaring crazily at an extremely exaggerated and terrifying speed.

In less than two seconds, it directly surpassed the previous first place with more than 20,000 votes.

In less than ten seconds, it exceeded 10 million.

Then two hundred thousand!

Three hundred thousand!

Half a million!

one million!

Look at the points column that is about to be pushed out on the big screen.

Everyone's faces were filled with shock and astonishment.

Although they admitted that Xia Qing's group performed better than others.

Even better.

But no matter how much you say, you can't exaggerate it, right?

275*10075!

This gap is like Ultraman beating a child, there is no comparison at all!

Especially the chairman, manager and others had question marks on their faces.

When can we call on so many people to vote?

Is there a bug in the data?

The general manager hurriedly called the director's office to inquire about the situation.

As a result, the director replied with a face full of shock: "Manager... this is not fake, it is real!! The number of people in the online live broadcast room of our show has exceeded 500,000!!"

"What? 500,000 people? Oh my God!!"

The manager asked in disbelief: "Have you found out the cause?"

"Found it!! Do you still remember the big internet celebrity I told you about before?"

"Remember! What happens next?"

The director smiled bitterly and replied: "He was the one who came on stage to play the suona just now!"

Hiss~~

The manager suddenly took a deep breath when he heard this.

I turned around and took a look, still there

Fang Yuan on the stage felt his head was buzzing and his heart was jumping into his throat.

I excitedly reported the situation to the chairman immediately.

When the chairman found out that Fang Yuan was the person he disliked just now, he couldn't help but lose his temper.

But now, he looked at Fang Yuan's outfit and his suona.

How can you still have any temper?

Do you have any other opinions?

No matter how you look at it, it pleases your eyes.

This casual outfit looks so free, casual and individual.

He wanted to go up and say hello and shake hands with Fang Yuan in person!

They were able to invite such a great person to their party, and even performed on stage in person.

It is no exaggeration to say that even if you have millions of dollars, you may not be able to invite him!

Just rely on that suona hand just now!

Enough to become a god!

No wonder he is so popular, even though he doesn't know much about Fang Yuan.

It also feels natural!

Thinking of this, he immediately told the general manager: Go and arrange a seat immediately.

"No! There are two arrangements. There is also an issue about Xia Qing's senior professional title. You don't need me to remind you, right?"

The manager nodded solemnly: "I'll do it tomorrow."

"Um?"

"I'll be there in a minute!"

"Um!"

The moment when Fang Yuan slowly walked off the stage.

All eyes were on him.

Xia Qing stood beside him.

Obviously today she should be the red flower and Fang Yuan the green leaf.

But now, it is clear who is the red flower and who is the green leaf.

Xia Qing not only had no complaints about this, but looked at Fang Yuan with flashing eyes, still retaining the excitement and shock in her heart.

The other hosts who had not yet taken the stage looked at the two of them with bitter expressions on their lips.

What else could this compare to?

No matter how good the performance is, it is impossible to get 1 million votes.

One million!! One million!!

Damn it!

This world is so crazy!!

No one could have imagined that there would be millions of votes cast today.

Even if it is one hundred thousand, they dare not think about it.

How ridiculous!

Ridiculous!

The general manager hurriedly came over and greeted with a smile: "Mr. Fang Yuan, thank you for coming to our party. The chairman has arranged a seat for you. Please come with me."

"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment.

I go?

Am I so proud?

Is it because of that song just now?

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan smiled and waved his hand: "Forget it... I prefer to be at ease!"

"Ah..." The manager looked embarrassed: "Oh, by the way, I think you are here for Xia Qing's senior professional title."

"Don't worry, the chairman has already spoken!"

Hearing this, Xia Qingjing's eyes almost popped out.

When a song ends, the thing is done?

Fang Yuan didn't even mention it. Is it that exaggerated?

Moreover, she thought the tune (by Wang Zhao) was a bit weird before, and she was afraid that the chairman would be unhappy after hearing it.

The result is now...

Completely confused!

The manager didn't speak loudly, but he didn't try to hide it either.

Everyone around heard it clearly.

All the hosts who came to compete for that spot looked miserable.

But at this time, the supervisor ran over in a hurry.

He looked at Fang Yuan with excitement: "Brother, I thought you were awesome! I didn't expect you to be so awesome!"

"I'm convinced! No wonder Xia Qing invited him to help."

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "Right... Now you know that my specialty is not a joke, right?"

The supervisor's expression froze and he smiled strangely: "Believe it! I believe it!"

Then Fang Yuan looked at Xia Qing and said calmly: "I really don't like to force myself into a circle. If nothing happens, I will withdraw first. I'm sorry!"

Hearing this, Xia Qing couldn't help but want to laugh: "Didn't you say you don't have to be so outspoken?"

In the manager's helpless eyes, Fang Yuan left the banquet hall with a smile.

There were a lot of discussions in private about Fang Yuan's identity.

Until someone exclaimed: "He is Fang Yuan! I remembered!! He is that Fang Yuan!"

"Fang Yuan?"

Hearing this name, one should be stunned for a moment.

But in the next second, beep~~

There was an uproar~~

Obviously, the name Fang Yuan is still quite well-known.

It's just that his camera is on him.

His face can hardly be seen in the headlines on the Internet, so very few people know him.

So when the crowd at the scene knew that he was the legendary Fang Yuan.

Completely boiling.

Countless young girls rushed to Xia Qing, chattering and asking questions.

Of course it's all related to Fang Yuan.

The chairman watched a wonderful party turn into this because of Fang Yuan's joining and leaving.

I couldn't help but feel very emotional.

He had already overestimated Fang Yuan's influence, but now he realized that he still underestimated it.

Thinking of this, he immediately ordered the general manager to quickly create a tailor-made program for Xia Qing and train her as the company's number one. .