Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

As time passed little by little, half an hour later.

Suddenly another coach appeared at the intersection.

Galloping all the way towards Fang Yuan.

Then he braked and stopped beside him.

Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged man hurriedly got out of the car.

Then he came to Fang Yuan's car and made a braking gesture.

Fang Yuan stepped on the brakes with understanding, rolled down the window and looked at the man in front of him doubtfully.

There seems to be some impression that it is a coach named Li.

Coach Li said with pain on his face: "Coach Fang...can I ask you for something?"

Fang Yuan asked in confusion: "What's the matter!"

"What the hell!!"

"Ever since the driving school doesn't allow us instructors to curse, and we go against our conscience to praise our students every day, my mentality is about to explode!"

"You don't know, I felt like I was going to be pissed to death on the way here!!"

"How about we swap teaching the students for a while, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through today!"

Listening to Coach Li's complaints, Fang Yuan was stunned.

He asked in shock: "Is it so scary?"

"you do not know!!"

Coach Li said painfully: "It's hard to say everything, it's hard to say everything!"

"Coach Fang, just help me!"

Fang Yuan glanced at the people in the car with a strange expression and paused: "Are you sure? Aren't you afraid that I will piss you off too?"

"No matter how angry you are, how can you be more irritating than those few of mine?"

"This... okay!"

Fang Yuan loosened his seat belt and told the people in the car: "Ask Coach Li if you have any questions. I will go meet their students."

Then he looked at Xiao An: "Ahem~~ Take it easy, do you hear me?"

Xiao An chuckled: "Coach Anla~~"

After getting off the bus, Fang Yuan came to Coach Li's car.

He glanced briefly.

Two men and one woman, with the woman sitting in the driver's seat.

When the three of them saw Fang Yuan, two of them took the initiative to say hello: "Hello, coach!"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Yeah!"

But his eyes unconsciously glanced at the bald man sitting by the window.

He didn't even look at him from beginning to end, looking aloof.

After getting into the passenger seat, Fang Yuan asked calmly: "Beauty, how long have you been studying for?"

The girl smiled and replied: "I have been studying for two days!"

"Okay, then you start!"

"Coach...you can't curse. Coach Li will never curse us."

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Don't worry, I never curse.

As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room called you a ghost!

After the girl was ready, she released the handbrake, lifted the clutch, and the car started slowly.

This made Fang Yuan a little surprised. Isn't this good?

Compared to a student who has just studied for a few days, it is quite normal.

Why is Coach Li so broken?

However, within a minute, Fang Yuan realized something was wrong.

The girl would stare at the gear handle every time she put it into gear.

During this period, her vision was completely blind.

If someone suddenly appears at this time, he will definitely bump into him.

Upon seeing this, Fang Yuan quickly reminded: "Beauty, don't look at the gear handle when shifting into gear. Look straight ahead and just touch it with your hands.'

"Oh~~" Upon hearing this, the girl quickly raised her head and looked forward, reaching for the gear handle with her right hand.

But the next second, Fang Yuan suddenly felt something touching him.

I looked down and saw that I was about to touch my gear.

I was shocked on the spot.

She quickly shrank back and exclaimed: "Hey, hey, hey! Beauty, what are you doing?"

"Ah?" The girl turned her head and looked confused: "I'm touching the gear knob!"

Fang Yuan pointed to his lower body: "If you touch the gear handle, you touch the gear handle. Why are you touching me?"

"Oops~~" The girl quickly withdrew her right hand and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, coach, I'm not very familiar with it."

"It's okay, it's okay!!" Fang Yuan took a deep breath, feeling that something was wrong.

After the girl puts the car into gear, she drives straight, accelerates, and steps on the accelerator.

The car quickly reached 60 yards!

Then the straight drive ends.

After the girl was stunned for a second, she lowered her head again, as if she was looking for something.

Fang Yuan looked at the flower bed in front of him that was about to hit him, and quickly stepped on the brakes.

Bang~~

The girl's head just hit the steering wheel.

He grimaced in pain.

"Oh~~Coach, what are you doing? It hurts me to death."

Fang Yuan asked blankly: "Can you tell me what you are looking for when you lower your head?"

"I'm looking for the brakes. The speed is too fast, shouldn't I apply the brakes?"

Hearing this answer, Fang Yuan took a deep breath and replied calmly: "Are you looking for the brakes? You are looking for death!"

"Look at the front of you. If I don't step on the brakes, everyone in the car will suffer the same fate as you."

The girl raised her head and glanced at the flower bed she was about to hit, and suddenly felt guilty.

He smiled with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'm sorry, coach! I'll be careful next time."

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan sighed, said nothing more, and motioned for her to continue.

I thought that after this time, she would not lower her head and look for the brake again.

But Fang Yuan still underestimated the horror of this female student.

At the end of the second section of straight driving again.

The girl suddenly shouted: "Hey!!"

Once these words came out, let alone Fang Yuan.

Everyone in the car was shocked.

Fang Yuan opened his mouth wide and looked at the girl in disbelief, his head buzzing.

What the hell?

Is this time travel?

You don't hit the brakes.

Are you calling???

Fang Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked in shock: "What are you doing?"

"Do you think you're driving a carriage?"

"Xu??"

"Can it stop?"

The girl shrank her neck and stuck out her tongue: "Coach... I also wanted to step on the brakes, but I couldn't find where the brakes were, so I subconsciously said "Oh!!"

Phew~~

Fang Yuan tried to calm down.

He now finally understands Coach Li's pain.

A student like this would probably develop high blood pressure before the age of 50.

All the netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing their heads off at this moment.

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[I always thought that only the students from Fang Yuan were weird, but now I realize that everyone is the same. That cry just now almost cost me half my life with laughter [Is this a normal thing?]

——[Halfway down the slope, there was a dead bird on the route I was going to take. I stopped and the coach saw a dead bird. The coach didn’t say anything and just kept looking at me. I will never forget the way he looked at me like an idiot. Eyes, now that I think about it, I am really stupid! What the hell does a dead bird do!]

[Some time ago, there was a traffic jam while driving, so I posted it on WeChat Moments. When my coach saw it, he replied: Didn’t he teach you how to fly before? Fly over there. 】

[I used to think that if it really didn’t work out, I would get a driving license and become a driving school instructor. At least I wouldn’t starve to death. After watching Fang Yuan’s live broadcast, I gave up this idea. This job will shorten my life!]

After a while, finally, the girl's lap was over.

Fang Yuan breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

Turning to look behind him, whose turn is it now?

Your guy sitting behind the passenger seat smiled and said, "I was the one who drove here before, now it's his turn."

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan looked at the bald head and said calmly: "How many days have you been studying?"

The bald head glanced at Fang Yuan with an arrogant look, and replied coldly: "I just passed subject two."

"Oh! Then let me tell you what you need to learn in subject three."

However, the words just fell.

The bald man immediately interrupted: "No need, I've had a driver's license before!"

After speaking, he opened the car door directly and got into the driver's seat.

Without circling the car, he directly fastened his seat belt.

Fang Yuan's eyelids jumped at the sight of him.

I just wanted him to get out of the car and walk around the car.

The bald man said first: "A lap around the car is for novices. There are a few laps around the car among the real veterans."

"Coach, can we start directly?"

Hearing this, Yuan Qi felt indescribable confusion.

This is the first time I encountered a student being so aggressive.

Act like you are the coach.

However, Fang Yuan didn't say anything to indicate that he could start directly.

The bald man touched the steering wheel with his hands, his eyes seemed to be looking at his lover.

Touching her gently and murmuring to herself.

"Five years!!"

"I can finally go on the road openly!"

"Retaking the driver's license test is an insult to me!"

"But this is the first step in my comeback!"

Fang Yuan looked at his confused look and was a little speechless. He asked curiously: "What do you mean, your driver's license was revoked before?"

"For what reason?"

After hearing this, Baldhead changed his previous cold attitude and became interested instantly.

He looked at Fang Yuan and replied calmly: "Because I'm driving fast!"

"Ang~~" Fang Yuan nodded thoughtfully: "It's not good to drive fast, it's dangerous!"

"When driving, you should drive steadily."

"In today's society, there are many young people just like you."

"After driving for a few days, I thought my driving skills were very good and amazing, just like..."

"coach!"

The words have not yet fallen.

The bald man interrupted coldly: "Please allow me to introduce myself. I used to be..."

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "What was it?"

"Have you ever crossed mountains and seas? Or crossed mountains and seas of people?"

"Do you still want to say that everything you once owned was gone like smoke in the blink of an eye?"

The bald man looked at Fang Yuan in confusion.

He said in shock: "Coach, you are so accurate. Do you know me? Are you my fan?"

"What a fan of you!" Fang Yuan glanced at him contemptuously: "Do you think I'm singing with you here?"

"Those who drive fast and have their driver's licenses revoked are those with poor skills. Those with really good skills will not have their licenses revoked.

"Looking at you, you probably have problems with oil leakage and oil leakage, but you still drive fast."

"Here, open one and let me take a look!"

As soon as these words came out, the bald man's eyes widened: "You are so proud~~"

"Then I'll start~!~"

Fang Yuan stretched out his right hand in a gesture of invitation: "Come on, you drive... Anyway, the co-pilot has brakes, so you can drive with confidence."

Who would have wanted to be bald but sneered: "Coach, you'd better not step on the auxiliary brake when I'm driving."

"It will destroy the balance of the car in the extreme state!"

"Also, please remind the two people behind you to fasten your seat belts!!"

When the men and girls behind heard this, they all panicked.

He quickly put on his seat belt and asked tremblingly: "Teach...coach...what does he want to do...who is he~~"

The bald man touched the steering wheel and grinned: "Five years! Five whole years!"

"Finally someone is willing to tell me that I can drive fast!"

As he spoke, Bald started the ignition and released the handbrake.

The child shook slowly.

After everything was ready, the bald man looked ahead again and said to himself coldly.

"To start a civilian front-wheel drive vehicle, you need to control the strength of your left foot at the critical point of the clutch!"

"In this way, we can have better grip!"

As soon as these words came out, even Fang Yuan was stunned.

In professional terms, he couldn't even say it.

The two people behind shouted in panic: "Let us get out of the car, coach!"

"Who the hell are you!"

The bald man smiled lightly: "You will know soon!"

"It's embarrassing!!!"

In the shocked eyes of several people, Yin stepped on the accelerator directly into the fuel tank.

The tachometer on the instrument panel instantly moved from left to right.

Immediately afterwards.

Bang~~~

The hood of the car flew off directly.

Pat~~

Dropped to the ground.

The engine at the front of the car was still emitting thick smoke.

For a moment, there was silence in the car, and everyone looked at the hood of the car in confusion.

Until a heart-piercing cry appeared, and everyone woke up.

"Fuck you..."

"You're fucked..."

"Wori, you..."

"What the hell..."

I saw Coach Li sprinting at a speed of 100 meters, getting off Fang Yuan's coach and running towards this direction.

Running and cursing at the same time.

I couldn't quite hear what was going on.

Fang Yuan glanced blankly and asked with a stunned bald head: "Hurry up and take off your shoes now."

The bald man replied in confusion: "What for?"

"Look at the shoes. Are they full of oil?"

The two people behind were still holding the handle tightly against the door and window.

At this moment, 553 were all dumbfounded.

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

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[Hit the cylinder with his kick! This guy is so skilled, there is absolutely nothing to say. Now I finally know why his driver’s license was revoked. This is not driving, he is clearly doing sabotage.

color. 】

[I thought he was a king, but it turned out that he was not even bronze, but just scrap metal! No wonder that coach collapsed. He died when he met these students.

Two kinds of luxury. 】

[Fake one, two withdrawals, three drunkennesses, and five escapes for life. I am really going to be driven crazy by subject one. Why do many people say that subject one and subject four are the easiest, but I think this is it.

Difficult, is this the difference between a top student and a bad student?】

[I thought he was bragging, but I didn’t expect he was really bragging! He said it so high-level, it made me so nervous just now, and the roof of the car flew off

At the AR moment, I laughed like a pig!]

...

Soon, Coach Li came to the car.

He looked at the thick smoke that continued to emit from the engine, and then looked at the hood of the car on the ground.

At this time, anger could no longer fully describe his expression.

Looking at the bald head sitting in the driver's seat.

Roaring and shouting: "It's you again!!"

"I've heard all about it. In subject two, you scrapped two cars while doing it for the driving school!"

"Didn't you sign a guarantee not to drive recklessly again!!"

"What's going on?"

The bald man also knew that he had done something bad and felt extremely guilty.

He still had the cold look before. He winced and glanced at me before saying, "Coach, you can't blame me... He allowed me to drive fast."

"You know, I am a professional racing driver, and I will not allow anyone to insult me ​​and say that my driving skills are not good!!"

"I just wanted to prove myself. I didn't expect... I didn't expect... your car wouldn't be able to withstand the abuse!"

"It's your uncle!!" Coach Li scolded the bald head angrily: "Coach Fang doesn't know that you used to be a racing driver!!"

"Why are you so angry with him!!"

"What should we do now? The car can no longer be practiced and needs to be repaired!!"

The bald man replied with a grimace: "I was the wrong coach. I'll pay for the repairs later, okay?"

After hearing this, the coach's mood improved significantly.

Then he looked at Fang Yuan and said helplessly: "Coach Fang, I really admire you!!"

"What are those weird things in your car?"

"Especially the one named Xiao An, I will be crushed by her!"

"How do you persist until now?"

Fang Yuan covered his head and couldn't help laughing: "Sorry, your car broke down."

"He told me he drove a fast car, but I really didn't expect him to be so fast!"

"The car's cylinder exploded in just one second."

"If I knew he had this ability, I wouldn't let him try it no matter what."

"I'm sorry~~"

"Forget it, forget it~" Coach Li waved his hand helplessly: "I can't practice driving now."

"This place is too remote. Could you please take the three of them to a place where we can take a taxi?"

"Okay!" Fang Yuan agreed without thinking. .