Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

The next morning, Fang Yuan came to the driving school early.

Because the three previous students were all in the hospital, teaching to one person all the time was not an option.

What happened last night, the boss only felt scared for a while when he woke up.

Two students were assigned to Fang Yuan immediately.

One male and one female.

The man looked to be in his 30s and looked a little anxious, but he had not passed the third test 9 times.

The woman is also 30 years old, married not long ago, and has just passed subject two.

When the two saw Fang Yuan, they immediately said hello: "Hello, coach!"

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan smiled and nodded.

Including the girls from yesterday morning, we just made up three.

"Please tell me your names, three of you, so that I can remember them accurately."

"My name is He Wen!"

"My name is Li Min!"

"Coach, just call me Xiao An!"

Fang Yuan nodded lightly: "Okay! Everyone get in the car, Xiao An, you are responsible for driving."

"Great!!"

The three of them got into the car and sat down.

Xiao An fastened his seat belt, released the handbrake, lifted the clutch, and the car started slowly.

Maybe it was yesterday's experience that made her look forward to today.

He was very excited as soon as he got in the car.

I stepped on the accelerator, but I couldn't control it properly. The car suddenly rushed forward, which shocked several people.

Xiao An's face froze. In order to relieve the embarrassment, he looked at Fang Yuan with a smile: "Coach, don't step on the accelerator for me, I have my own speed."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment.

He even glanced at his feet without confidence.

Definitely just a brake!

He immediately replied expressionlessly: "If I hadn't had no accelerator, I would have believed it.

"Hehe~~" Xiao An not only didn't feel embarrassed, but actually smiled broadly.

On the road, the car kept maintaining a speed of more than 40 yards.

Compared to yesterday when she hit the road for the first time, she was much more courageous.

It can even be said to be a bit exciting.

As a result, I accidentally overdid it. "220" was originally planning to turn right on the road. When she saw a green light, she rushed over.

Fang Yuan was stunned at this.

He said calmly: "Yes, just drive like this, keep driving, and drive to the traffic police brigade!"

"Ah?" Xiao An was stunned for a moment: "I don't dare, coach..."

Fang Yuan angrily raised his voice and shouted: "Then why don't you turn around? Where are you going?"

"Ah...did I go wrong?"

After hearing this, Fang Yuan no longer wanted to talk to her.

Just turn your head and stop looking.

But the road ahead was a bit blocked, as if there was a minor car accident.

Xiao An craned his neck to look, frowned and said, "Coach... there's a traffic jam ahead, what should I do?"

"Ha~~" Fang Yuan smiled self-deprecatingly, pointed to a button on the accelerator and replied: "Do you see this button?"

"Yeah, I saw it!"

"Click and you can fly up and fly over!"

"Really?" Xiao An looked shocked and expectant: "Can you really fly there?"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly and nodded: "Really, after you press this button, step on the accelerator and your soul will fly away.

Pfft~~

Li Min, who was behind, couldn't bear it first and laughed on the spot.

Xiao An was stunned for several seconds before he reacted.

Only then did she realize that Fang Yuan was teasing her.

"Hehe~~ Coach, you are so funny!"

Fang Yuan discovered that this guy's skin was not as thick as usual.

No matter what, she would take it all.

After finally getting through the traffic jam, the car turned around and headed back.

As a result, when I turned the corner, the steering wheel was turned too small, which directly caused me to almost hit the green belt on the opposite side.

You know, there is a traffic jam right now!!

She was blocked in such a way that all the cars behind her could not move.

Everyone was honking their horns frantically.

Xiao An was in a hurry and quickly put the car into reverse gear.

But the space given to her at the back was too small, making it very difficult for her to operate.

It took a long time to get back on track.

But it also caused many cars behind to wait for the traffic lights again.

On the spot, someone rolled down the car window and yelled!

Xiao An shrank his neck as he scolded him, stepped on the accelerator and ran away quickly.

After driving for a while, Fang Yuan said helplessly: "You can hit the green belt at such a big intersection. Have you accurately positioned it?"

Xiaoan replied aggrievedly: "The sun is too bright to see clearly.

"Um!"

"Then when you take the exam from now on, take Hou Yi with you, and the sun will shine for you wherever it is!"

As soon as these words came out, the two people behind them couldn't stand it anymore and they all laughed.

But Fang Yuan couldn't laugh.

Just a little An is already like this.

It’s hard to imagine that there are two new students behind them who are practicing subject three for the first time.

He kept reminding himself to be calm and calm.

Otherwise you will get high blood pressure sooner or later.

No, the road ahead is a green light, and there is a man walking slowly on the zebra crossing while playing with his mobile phone.

Completely ignoring the cars passing by, it was as if I was strolling through my own home.

There are still ten seconds left before the green light ends.

Xiao An asked anxiously: "What should I do, coach? There is someone there!"

Fang Yuan replied painfully: "Honk the horn!!"

"Where's the speaker?"

"The horn is in my mouth!! Beep beep beep!!"

Xiao An was stunned for a moment, and stretched his right hand to Fang Yuan's mouth without knowing why.

I took several shots in a row.

At the same time, he also made several beep beep beep sounds!!

Fang Yuan looked at her with shock on his face and his eyes almost popped out of his head.

After being stunned for a few seconds, he asked: "What are you doing?"

"Coach, didn't you say the horn was in your mouth? I was honking the horn!"

"I'm so sorry!!"

Fang Yuan collapsed completely and couldn't help but rush up and beat her up.

Xiao An quickly shrank back in his seat and looked at Fang Yuan with aggrieved eyes without saying a word.

"Tell me, are you my ex-girlfriend who had plastic surgery and came here to torture me on purpose?"

"Ah?" Xiao An was stunned for a moment: "Coach...what are you talking about!"

"I told you that the horn was in my mouth, and you actually pressed it on my mouth.

"Then if I ask you to beat the steering wheel to death, will you just rush up and beat me to death?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao An froze on the spot.

He replied without knowing why: "Coach...what are you talking about...why should I beat you to death?"

Damn it!!

Fang Yuan collapsed!

Completely collapsed!

All the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.

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[We met our opponents and we were evenly matched! Wonderful! Fang Yuan finally encountered a tough opponent. Sure enough, the best way to deal with the yin and yang is to be heartless. Who knows how much I laughed when she pressed Fang Yuan's mouth just a few times? exaggerate!】

[Just now I was looking at my phone while eating, and I burst into laughter because my phone was full of rice. It's hard for you to imagine how other people around me look at me. 】

[I can’t stop laughing, let me tell you another funny thing. Just now, my partner sent me a message saying that we should break up. Before I had time to feel sad, she sent me a message, sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. . It scared me to death. I thought she was really going to break up with me. 】

[That night, I was smoking on the balcony. The wind smoked half and I smoked half. I didn’t care about the wind. Maybe the wind was also troubled, but then I thought about it, why should the wind smoke my cigarette? [So

Started having convulsions. 】

After the wave just now, Fang Yuan finally discovered it.

Xiaoan's brain circuit is a little different from others.

He no longer wanted to talk to her.

If you say any more, you will definitely be pissed off.

But fortunately, nothing happened in the rest of the journey.

The car arrived at the driving practice venue smoothly.

After Xiao An got off the car, Fang Yuan looked at Li Min behind and asked lightly: "When you were at home, did you learn lighting simulation in advance?"

Li Min nodded: "I have learned it, but I still don't know the position very well."

"Well! Then I'll teach you lighting simulation first."

"Good coach!"

As a result, I was stupid as soon as I got on the car. I didn't even go around the car and got directly into the driver's seat.

Fang Yuan reminded helplessly: "Subject 3 goes around the car in reverse before getting on the bus. You should all know this!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, coach, I forgot."

After saying that, he quickly got out of the car and walked around the car.

Then he got back into the driver's seat and fastened his seat belt.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Yuan turned on the voice broadcast and explained the various positions of the lights and how to operate them.

Li Min listened attentively the whole time and kept nodding.

He Wen leaned his head over to watch and learn. Those who didn't know it thought he was also a novice.

After half an hour of explanation and operation.

Li Min roughly knows the specific location and operation of each light.

Next, it’s just a matter of getting good at it a few times.

Now it’s time to enter the practice driving mode.

Although she passed Subject 2, it was her first time taking Subject 3 today.

It is inevitable that you will be nervous.

The foot that was stepping on the clutch was shaking as if there was a vibrator underneath.

Fang Yuan looked at it for a while and suddenly said: "Why are you shaking?"

"Has a ghost possessed you?"

Pfft~~

Xiao An was immediately amused by this sentence.

Li Min smiled awkwardly: "Coach... I'm a little nervous!"

Fang Yuan replied helplessly: "Fortunately, I know you are here to learn how to drive. If you didn't know better, I would have thought you were here to learn how to operate a sewing machine!"

"Relax, it's impossible to drive well like this."

"Have you ever seen that driver shaking all over on the road?"

"No matter what your reasons are, you have to overcome them!"

"We'll start again when you stop shaking."

Hearing this, Li Min nodded with a serious expression.

Keep taking deep breaths and trying to calm down.

Everyone just waited patiently.

It wasn't until two minutes later that Li Min smiled and said: "Coach...I'm ready!"

"Well! Start the ignition!"

"$789!"

This time Li Min really stopped shaking and concentrated on controlling the coach car.

Gently lift the clutch and start the car slowly.

Fang Yuan asked her to run a few dozen meters on the road to get familiar with it, and then turned on the voice broadcast.

"Prepare to change lanes!"

"Do you know what you need to do before changing lanes?"

Li Min nodded: "I know, turn on the turn signal and look in the rearview mirror!"

"Well! Let's begin!"

The next second, the direction was opened...

But when it comes to looking in the rearview mirror.

Li Min actually stuck his head out of the window and stared at the rearview mirror.

Fang Yuan was stunned by this operation.

Not knowing why, he asked: "What are you doing?"

"Are you highly myopic?"

"Ah?" Li Min was stunned for a moment: "No...I was looking in the rearview mirror..."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was stunned.

He asked in disbelief: "You

Why are you sticking your head out to look in the rearview mirror?"

"If it rains, do you still have to wear a raincoat and drive?"

As soon as these words came out, the three people in the car were stunned.

Then two inappropriate laughter came out.

Li Min smiled awkwardly: "Coach... I'm sorry... I won't stick my head out next time."

Fang Yuan shook his head speechlessly: "Let's go, let's go!"

Fang Yuan is relatively more tolerant of Li Min.

On the one hand, she practiced subject three for the first time today, and on the other hand, she seemed to be very serious.

For such a serious person, how could Fang Yuan have the nerve to talk about her all the time.

As long as you can see past it.

After one lap, it was He Wen's turn.

This veteran student, who had failed the test five times, walked around the car very skillfully after getting off the bus.

Then he got into the driver's seat, fastened his belt, sat up straight, and said in one breath: "Coach, I'm ready!"

Fang Yuan glanced at him briefly and said calmly: "Ke San Wu Lang!"

"This year is perfect, let's carry a weight into the sea together!"

This sudden remark made all three of them angry on the spot.

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Of course He Wen smiled awkwardly: "Coach, I will work hard!"

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "I just can't figure it out. Is it really so difficult to learn to drive?"

"Put a piece of meat on the steering wheel and a dog can drive it!"

In an instant, the netizens in the live broadcast room collectively broke their defenses!

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[I can’t bear it, I definitely can’t bear it. You scolded the students and we laughed. Now, by the way, you are scolding me too. I will pay you 500 yuan. Is there any order for Didi to beat people online?

Help me beat him up!】

[During the third test, coach: Have you moved to the fifth gear? Me: My skills cannot be reflected in the third gear. Coach: That makes sense. Remember to pay the supplementary exam fee next time. 】

[I went to the driving school to practice driving today and was kicked by the instructor. However, the instructor refused to admit his mistake or apologize. The direct reason was that I was practicing for the road test on the road today. The instructor asked me to check if the oil was still on the road.

How much? After I pulled over, I unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked at it for a long time, but I couldn't see clearly. The light was too dark, so I took out the lighter and put it close to the fuel tank mouth. Just when I was about to press the lighter,

He kicked me away during practice, so I decided to get a refund tomorrow. This coach has such a bad temper that he got beaten even after paying the money. How can this be reasonable?】

·【One time, the girl I was practicing driving with was driving a little slowly in the third semester of the course. The coach opened his mouth and said: If you drive so slowly, you can’t even keep up with the hot food. Another driver

The brother in front of me saw that the person in front was driving slowly, and then when it was his turn, he drove faster. The coach cursed: "Driving so fast, you are rushing to eat shit!"

I thought He Wen had taken the test five times. Although he failed, his driving skills should be better than 0.6 among the students. At most, he had a bad mentality.

But then, Fang Yuan realized that he was wrong and called the wrong special office.

I saw him sitting there with his feet stamped on the ground, and the car didn't start.

After it was done, he looked at Fang Yuan blankly and asked: "Coach...why doesn't it go?"

Fang Yuan was stunned. Looking at the handbrake that had not been pulled up, he felt that his brain was a little exhausted.

He replied calmly: "Try telling it to go!"

"Remember to be louder!"

"Ah?" He Wen was stunned for a moment: "Is this okay?"

Fang Yuan breathed out speechlessly and pointed at the handbrake: "You have taken the test 5 times, can you even commit such a basic stupidity?"

"Oh!" He Wen's face froze and he quickly released the handbrake.

The car finally started slowly.

In fact, he was really stable once he got on the road.

It is more stable than what other students drive.

There is no need to teach at all, every step is perfect.

Fang Yuan couldn't help but asked in confusion: "Honestly, are you afraid that you won't be able to afford a car if you pass the exam?"

"With your driving performance, how can you fail five times?"

He Wen's face froze, he smiled awkwardly, and then said with a grimace: "Maybe I'm unlucky.

"For the first test, a large truck suddenly appeared and forced me to stop. I failed the test."

The second time, a lady insisted on holding my car door open and asked me to take her with me, which caused me to fail the exam. "

"The third time, there was a car accident in front of me and I had to stop. I failed."

"The fourth time, I was rear-ended. I failed."

"The fifth time... I saw the guy who rear-ended me last time, got out of the car and beat him up, which was unqualified."

After hearing He Wen's five failed attempts, Fang Yi was shocked!

Is this guy possessed by the plague god?

Why did he encounter things that are difficult for ordinary people to encounter one after another?

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan unconsciously hid aside.

There is great cause and effect on this guy, so terrifying that he cannot be contaminated!