Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

At this moment, the beauty also finished her phone call and came back with a smile.

"We contacted you just now. We'll leave in another 5 minutes."

The boss smiled and picked up the wine glass and said to Fang Yuan: "You won't have to drive for a while, just have a drink, and you can take a taxi back later."

Fang Yuan nodded and picked up the wine glass: "Okay! Let's go!"

In front of the beautiful woman, he drank a glass of white wine in one breath.

When it was done, it wasn't enough and I poured another glass.

He smiled at the beauty and said, "Come here, beauty, I'll toast you too."

"OK!"

The two touched each other and drank it all~.

In just a few minutes, Fang Yuan drank half a bottle of white wine.

The boss was also completely knocked down, lying motionless on the table.

The beauty's eyelids jumped when she saw it.

At this time, her mobile phone received a message prompt.

After taking a look, he said, pushing the boss: "Okay... let's go!"

"Um...where to go?" The boss lay there like a dead pig, motionless.

The beauty frowned: "You're probably too drunk, aren't you? Didn't you agree to send me to get something?"

"Ah...yes...send you off!!" As soon as the boss stood up, he fell down again.

"No, no, I drank too much and can't deliver it. Let my friend deliver it!"

Fang Yuan cooperated and sighed helplessly: "You can't be brave even if you can't drink!"

Upon seeing this, the beauty pondered for half a second, glanced at the wine bottle next to Fang Yuan, and immediately nodded in agreement.

"Okay, let me be your friend."

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan was shocked!!

The boss paused unconsciously.

A bad premonition suddenly came over the two of them.

Just now I refused to agree.

Seeing Fang Yuan drinking, he immediately agreed.

If you don’t have a ghost in your heart, I’m afraid even the ghosts won’t believe it.

Fang Yuan hurriedly went up to help the boss up, and the three of them got into the car together.

After fastening my seat belt, I asked how to get there, and the car started slowly.

On the way, the beautiful woman sat in the back and kept pressing her cell phone, as if she was chatting with someone.

Fang Yuan has been thinking about what might happen.

But he couldn't think of it even if he thought about it.

Immortal dance, it’s impossible!

Neither is the wine tray!

Selling something by fraud is not the case at all.

Do you really think too much?

Just when the car drove about a kilometer.

Sudden.

The lights of an off-road vehicle hidden at the intersection came on.

Then he quickly followed.

Fang Yuan saw the off-road vehicle in the rearview mirror, but didn't take it seriously.

The road does not belong to his family, so it is not normal to have a car.

The result is the next second.

Dirt bikes are like crazy.

Accelerate violently.

Boom~~

When Fang Yuan was unsuspecting, he bumped into him hard.

The car body shook violently and the rear wheels shifted instantly.

Fang Yuan hurriedly controlled the steering wheel to stabilize the car.

Through the rearview mirror, he saw the car behind him rushing up again.

There was another loud noise.

Bang~~

Fang Yuan was shocked!

Is this person crazy?

Fight against yourself desperately.

Could it be that I provoked him?

Or is it that the people in the car drank too much or took drugs?

Fang Yuan was confused and had to stop the car temporarily.

I want to get out of the car and talk about it.

Fortunately, the off-road vehicle behind did not rush up again.

Then four strong men got out of the car.

A fierce look came over.

Fang Yuan's expression condensed, and the bad premonition in his heart became stronger.

He glanced at the butt of the boss's car.

The headlights are damaged and the trunk is deformed. This wave of repairs will cost at least several thousand or even tens of thousands.

However, before he took the initiative to ask how to compensate.

But the person on the other side spoke first: "Tell me...how to compensate?"

This attitude and tone made Fang Yuan stunned for a while.

He said he was compensating money so confidently, as if I was compensating you.

After thinking for a moment, Fang Yuan said calmly: "10,000 yuan!"

But the person on the other side shook his head: "No! 10,000 is too little, only 30,000!"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was completely stunned.

What the hell?

This is the first time I’ve seen someone take the initiative to increase the price despite losing money. 10,000 is too little and it’s 30,000?

Is there such a good thing?

Fang Yuan smiled awkwardly: "Okay, come here and write an agreement."

"What the hell?"

The man looked stunned, with a hint of disbelief.

"I'm going to make you pay me money!!"

"what's on your mind?"

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was completely shocked: "Didn't you rear-end me? How much should I pay?"

The unimaginable man pointed to his bumper: "Did you see that the bumper is broken? I want you to pay 30,000 yuan, but it's not too much."

I'm crazy!!

Fang Yuan finally understood that this was clearly blackmail.

At this time, the boss and the beauty also walked down.

Seeing your posture on the other side, I was a little scared.

"Fang Yuan, what's going on?"

Fang Yuan shrugged: "These people want us to pay him 30,000 yuan!"

"What the hell?" The boss was also shocked: "If you hit us, you still have to pay us? Are you crazy?"

"Call the police!!"

After saying that, he was about to take out his mobile phone and make a call.

But instead of being afraid, the man opposite him mocked and replied: "If you are caught drinking and driving, you will not only be fined but also imprisoned, and your driver's license may even be revoked."

"If you're not afraid, just hit me and see if I can stop you.

Hearing this, the boss was shocked, stopped what he was doing, and glanced at Fang Yuan.

Fang Yuan's brows had already furrowed into the character "Sichuan".

Judging from the conversation just now, this group of people asked him for money when they came up.

And it seemed they had known for a long time that they were driving drunk.

Is it possible

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan held back the beauty next to the boss and recalled all the suspicious behaviors she had just done.

An incredible idea came to mind.

He never thought there was such a trick to deceive people.

When the two were hesitating, the beauty said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry! It's all my fault!"

"If I hadn't let you drive drunk, this wouldn't have happened."

"Don't call the police, otherwise you two will be doomed."

"If I can't afford 30,000 yuan, I'll take out 10,000 yuan, and you can chip in the remaining 20,000 yuan. This can also make up for my mistake."

The boss couldn't help but feel soft when he saw the beautiful woman acting like a little girl who made a mistake.

But Fang Yuan did not hesitate to take out his mobile phone and dial the police number.

His move shocked several people on the opposite side.

Immediately shouted: "You are crazy!!"

"You are driving drunk!!"

"Aren't you afraid?"

"If it really doesn't work, I'll order less. Isn't that okay?"

Fang Yuan sneered: "It's okay. At worst, I'll be jailed for drunk driving. You guys are not much better off by extorting money. You still have to help me pay for car repairs. None of us can get any benefit!"

After speaking, he directly called the police.

The people on the opposite side had no time to react and watched helplessly as Fang Yuan finished the call.

"Okay! No one can run away now, just wait for the police to come."

Seeing Yuan Yuan holding the meat on the hob, several people couldn't help but twitch their eyelids.

The beautiful woman next to him was also confused.

After making so many orders, this is the first time I encountered a fool!!

I would rather go to jail than call the police.

What is this if not a fool?

However, little did they know that Fang Yuan didn't drink a drop of wine at all.

Now I feel happy already.

Don't you want to play?

Let’s see who plays who today!

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw the reversal of the plot, and they all expressed their displeasure.

[I was shocked, it was the first time I discovered that there was such a routine. Let me tell you something, this woman randomly added local friends on the Internet, and then flirted with her, and finally went out to eat. The main purpose of the meal was to get drunk, and then she found an excuse to ask him to drive her to get it. If she doesn't want to, just use sleep as a temptation. I guess not many people can refuse. Once she gets in the car, she will contact her accomplices and drive over to hit her. Almost all car owners dare not call the police. In the end, they can only admit it privately. !]

[This ridiculous routine is even more vicious and profitable than Immortal Tiao. As long as the Immortal Tiao calls the police, that group of people will be in trouble. But for this, I don’t dare to call the police at all. It’s much more serious than that. Even if the police catch them, they can’t be considered extortion. After all, their car is also damaged, and they will just say it’s the repair fee! Absolutely, what a special girl. Absolutely amazing!]

[There are too many routines in this world. I want to go back to the countryside. I never thought there would be such routines. Ask yourself, if I were to encounter them, I would definitely not be able to escape them. Facts have proven that you should not hook up with someone, as you are easily deceived when hooking up with someone. But then again, how do those people who often hook up with someone do it? 】

[I was so frightened that I quickly uninstalled a bunch of dating apps I just downloaded. I can’t bear any of these bad things. I’d better help those poor women who are homeless and homeless. At least they won’t get paid. Will practice. 】

At this moment, the atmosphere at the scene was a bit strange.

Fang Yuan's call has been made.

Raw rice is cooked.

Although the people on the opposite side were angry, they also knew that today's order was considered bad.

Not only is it bad, they also have to pay for repairs.

What is this!

Stealing the chicken will lose the rice.

I have seen tigers, but I have never seen such a stupid one.

Several people looked at Fang Yuan and wanted to eat him.

As for running away, I can't even think about it.

If he really ran away, it would be a hit and run, and he would not only have to pay money but also go to jail.

In other words, now they can only stay here and wait to admit defeat.

About twenty minutes passed.

The traffic police came to the scene.

After getting off the car, he took a look at the conditions of the two cars and asked calmly: "Who called the police and what happened?"

Fang Yuan raised his hand: "Comrade Traffic Police, I called the police... He rear-ended me, and when it's over, I want to pay him 30,000 yuan!"

Hearing this, the traffic policeman was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the people behind him: "Is this really true?"

The man was so angry that he pointed angrily at Fang Yuan and replied: "He drove drunk!!!"

"Drunk driving?" The traffic policeman looked at Fang Yuan carefully, then looked at the boss and the girl next to him.

The smell of alcohol came over the surface.

This made him frown: "Who drove the car?"

Fang Yuan raised his hand again: "Me!"

"Okay!" The traffic policeman took out an alcohol tester and said, "Blow on it."

"good!"

Fang Yuan blew hard into the tester with a smile on his face.

After a few seconds, the traffic policeman replied blankly: "You are not over the alcohol limit!"

...***.........

"Yes! No!" Fang Yuan's mouth almost burst into laughter.

"Then how did they know I was driving drunk?"

As soon as these words came out, the beauty's pupils shrank and she couldn't help but exclaimed: "You didn't drink? I

I obviously saw you..."

Before he finished speaking, swish swish swish~~

Several eyes looked at her at the same time.

Fang Yuan raised his eyebrows and said with a proud smile: "Are you surprised? Are you happy? Are you surprised?"

As he spoke, he laughed like a pig.

The traffic policeman was a little confused by his behavior and asked without knowing why: "What kind of comeback is this?

"Comrade traffic police, haven't you noticed? These people are here to blackmail people.

Then he explained in detail how the boss and the beauty met and what happened just now.

"She thought I drank alcohol, but actually I just drank mineral water!"

"If what I drank today was wine, I would probably have to shell out 30,000 yuan right now!"

After hearing Fang Yuan's words, several people's faces were extremely ugly.

No wonder he felt no scruple in calling the police.

It turns out this guy didn’t drink from the beginning to the end!!

I thought the mantis stalked the cicada and the oriole followed behind.

Who would have thought that there would be a hunter following behind!

It really corresponds to that sentence. High-end hunters often appear in the form of prey.

Now it's better. Not only did these people not get any money from the blackmail, they were also exposed on the spot.

After the two traffic policemen came to their senses, they immediately used their walkie-talkies to ask all nearby patrol policemen to come over and help arrest the person!

Several people looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all sitting and fighting crazily in their hearts.

To run or not to run.

However, before they could recover, they heard a siren sounding.

No more running at all.

Several people were handcuffed on the spot and sent back for interrogation.

As key figures in the case, Fang Yuan and his boss naturally had to go back and take notes.

While taking notes, the police quickly figured out how this group of people blackmailed people.

The situation was even more exaggerated than Fang Yuan imagined.

They are an organized and well-planned gang.

Division of labor and cooperation from top to bottom.

Those few people caught just now are not all.

The two most important leaders are still under arrest.

After interrogation, it was learned that they mainly rear-ended drunk drivers on the street at night.

Then he didn't dare to call the police to blackmail someone because of him.

But what puzzles the police is that nowadays, the law on drunk driving is so strict, so few people dare to drink and drive, so why can they pinpoint the exact location?

It turns out that at the beginning, they spent money to bribe some pedicure shops or waiters at special places.

They provide information and the gang chases them.

But later I found that this efficiency was still too low.

Just trick those women into quitting their jobs and go exclusively to fish for Kaizi.

Then just like tonight, find an excuse and ask the driver to drive you.

Generally few people can refuse. In this way, their skills can be accurately positioned.

Hit one and blackmail the other.

There are more than a dozen downlines like beauties in total.

That means they have a list to keep busy every night.

You can blackmail more than 100,000 people a day!

I never expected that after playing such a skilled routine, I would be reversed by Fang Yuan tonight.

What they face now is probably ten years of tears behind bars.

By the time Fang Yuan left the police station, it was already past 11 o'clock in the evening.

I had no choice but to drive him to the rest room of the driving school in the boss's old car and spend the night there, and then I found a hotel to sleep in.

I was lying in bed at night and looked at the system panel.

Unexpectedly, I got more than 50,000 points in the middle.

"System lottery!"

[Ding~ After spending 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for getting the skill——Chef! 】

[Ding~ Got the skill——Seal Carving!]

【Walking on stilts!】

【Welding!】

【Bartender!】

Look at the large list of skill tips that pop up from the system.

Fang Yuan was speechless.

None of this.

Are there so many skills in the world?

If we draw one by one, if we draw the powerful ones that are common in life, we will have to draw the Year of the Monkey, the Horse and the Moon.

With a helpless sigh, Fang Yuan fell on the bed and went to sleep.

That night, media companies across the country were in a frenzy.

When they heard the suona music played by Fang Yuan on stage tonight, all of them were so amazed that their scalps went numb.

Looking back at the song he sang on the wedding stage before, I couldn't sit still at all.

I immediately contacted Fang Yuan to sign a contract and release an album for him.

A total of three songs were sung, and all three were phenomenal, with over 100 million views on the Internet!

And he is also an Internet celebrity with a lot of traffic.

If such a person debuts on the same spot, he will definitely become a smash hit in China.

Many media companies used all their contacts to find ways to contact Fang Yuan.

But unfortunately, his mobile phone was given by the program team, and no one except his students or others knew what the number was.

Unable to find Fang Yuan, we had to talk to the program team.

I thought that Fang Yuan had a contract with them and could directly make decisions for Fang Yuan.

However, the program team rejected the request.

It’s not that I don’t want to.

But they couldn't make the decision at all, and they didn't even dare to tell them their phone number.

Just kidding, if it pisses off Fang Yuan.

There is no place to cry in Sichuan. .