Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

"Ah?" He Wen was shocked: "Selling fake cigarettes? But in the car, how do you know they are fake?"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "Who said it's illegal to sell fake cigarettes? It's just as illegal to sell real cigarettes!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

This is the first time I heard that selling real cigarettes is illegal.

I don't understand it at all.

Fang Yuan didn't sell it, and explained directly: "I don't know if you know, but cigarettes in our country are rationed.

"That is to say, if you open a tobacco shop or supermarket and want to sell cigarettes, you must first apply for a tobacco license."

"With a tobacco license, you can't just buy whatever you want."

"It's the Tobacco Bureau that gives you the quota."

"Whether it's easy to sell or hard to sell, I'll give you some."

“Our country is so big, the audience for cigarettes in every tube and even every city is the same.”

"For example, some places like to smoke Hongta Mountain, some places like to smoke Liqun, some places like Yuxi Yunyan Huangshan, etc..."

"The purchase price of cigarettes is the same, but the relationship between supply and demand determines that the same cigarettes have different prices in different places."

"If the difference is small, it's 5 yuan a piece. If it's a good cigarette, it may be bigger. The price difference can be dozens of yuan at most."

"Take Liqun as an example. If the product sells well here, the price may be higher, but if the product sells poorly elsewhere, the price may be lower.'

"Although they can't sell it, they have to get the goods and have no choice."

"In the long run, there will be a lot of cigarettes that are difficult to sell."

"If at this time, someone goes to their side and acquires all of Liqun at a relatively low price."

"Then we sell them here, and the price difference for one piece may be around 20 yuan, or even more."

"Don't underestimate the profit. One piece is 20 yuan, ten pieces is 200, and a box of 50 pieces is 1,000 yuan.

"Get a van and load more than 20 boxes at a time, which is 10,000 yuan."

"If you don't mind the trouble, you can take the hard-to-sell items over here and the easy-to-sell items over there. It's another price difference. A round trip starts at 30,000 yuan.

“It’s easy to earn 100,000 a month by going back and forth several times a month!”

After listening to Fang Yuan's story, everyone was stunned.

Can such a business exist?

Sure enough, there are many ways to make money in this world, but they just don’t know it.

He Wen came to his senses and asked blankly: "This sounds very normal, just like reselling things, what?"

"Ha~~" Fang Yuan sneered: "The state clearly stipulates that reselling cigarettes is not allowed!"

"Just for better control."

"You know, the tax on cigarettes is related to military expenditures. How could you be allowed to take advantage of it?"

"I don't know if the Liqun in his car is real or fake."

"But it can transport so many Liqun at one time. If you think about it with your knees, you will know where 470 came from."

Hiss~~

He Wen's eyes suddenly lit up: "He must have collected it from other places!!"

"Yes!" Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "Now you know, he actually broke the law. He will be sentenced to less than 5 years in prison and a fine that will bankrupt him."

"This..." He Wen was stunned: "Coach... Isn't this a bit too cruel? In fact, the hatred against him is not that hard."

Before he could finish speaking, Fang Yuan interrupted directly: "You have to figure it out, he has already broken the law! Do you understand?"

"Even if you don't have the heart to report him, it won't change the fact that he broke the law!"

"Is it because you are soft-hearted that you want to let him go?"

"You don't have that much power yet!"

"I'm just telling you to report it and relieve your anger, do you understand?"

He Wen's expression was shocked for a moment, and he nodded solemnly: "I understand, coach...I will call and report him now!"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Let's fight!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all moved after listening to Fang Yuan's explanation.

[A]+1+1+1+1.

[I thought of a good idea. Do you all remember what happened with the ambulance last time? Buy a van and convert it into an ambulance. As long as it doesn't overturn, it will definitely not cause damage. 】

·[I have thought of this method a long time ago, but have never dared to implement it. We have a brand of cigarettes that are often short-sold. The price has increased by several yuan compared with before, but the price is much cheaper in other places. I can make a profit of at least 30 to 40 yuan from one operation. I will stop after one year. 2 million should be no problem. As long as I don’t get caught, I will make a lot of money. 】

——[Actually, many people are doing this in a relatively secretive way, so most people don’t know about it. Because this thing is not as strict as the drug investigation, and it is not something you can do if you want to. Funding, channels, and sales are not that easy. As long as there are strips of cigarettes on the market that have been marked off, they are in the hands of cigarette dealers. 】

————[Every household of ours works and recruits people to work. If they are really caught, the boss will pay 300,000 yuan to recruit people. If not, they will pay 5,000 monthly settlement allowance. It has become a rule. If you don't get caught, there will be at least 15 in a month. Who wouldn't do it? If you get caught the first time, you don't have to go in, just a reprieve. 】

Since He Wen and he were old acquaintances, they both remembered their appearance and license plate number clearly.

As soon as the call was made, the police immediately took action to arrest the person.

As for Fang Yuan and the others, time is almost up.

He had no choice but to go home.

After eating at noon, Fang Yuan took a nap in the lounge of the driving school.

Sudden!

There were sounds of gongs and drums beating outside, and firecrackers were going off.

Fang Yuan was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, so he got up and went out to check the situation.

They saw a team of dozens of people carrying a pig.

I walked into the driving school with a bang.

People from the entire driving school were attracted to come over to watch the fun.

The boss came up curiously and asked: "What are you doing?"

The leading man looked to be about 50 years old and replied with a smile: "Excuse me, which coach sent my father to the hospital today? Can you please come out and meet me?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at me and I, with confused expressions on their faces.

Sudden!

The man saw Fang Yuan watching the excitement not far away.

He suddenly looked happy.

He trotted over quickly: "Handsome guy!! I finally found you!! You are the benefactor of our family!!"

In an instant, everyone was stunned.

It turns out that the person they were looking for was Fang Yuan?

In fact, Fang Yuan was also a little confused and asked curiously: "Are you..."

"Ang~~" the man took the initiative to explain: "This morning you sent an old man to the hospital for emergency treatment, do you remember?"

"That's our father!"

"After getting the news, we rushed over in a hurry, but unfortunately you were already gone."

"The doctor told us that it was thanks to your timely delivery. If it had been a few minutes later, the gods wouldn't have been able to save him.

"Later, we learned through understanding that you had a speed of more than 100 yards all the way.'

"You are saving our father with your life, please accept our worship!"

Swish Swish Swish~~

Several people knelt down in front of Fang Yuan at the same time.

Fang Yuan hurriedly helped them up: "Don't be like this, don't be like this, just don't let anyone be fine!"

The man stood up and nodded repeatedly: "I'm fine... not only fine... Even Alzheimer's disease has improved a lot after this fall. The doctor said it's a miracle!!"

"After we found out about you, we quickly called all the elders with the highest titles in the family."

"I carried a pig to express my gratitude."

After saying that, he took out a pennant from the side and handed it over.

It says "Be brave and act bravely, the teacher has noble ethics!"

Fang Yuan took over the banner with a strange expression on his face.

After resurrecting two lives, this was the first time he was given a banner.

But I have to say that this feeling is quite refreshing, a kind of spiritual sublimation.

This was not over yet, the man took out another red envelope from his pocket.

"Here is 10,000 yuan, I hope you can accept it!"

Fang Yuan quickly pushed back: "No, no, I'm not saving people for your money.

In normal times, Fang Yuan likes money very much because it is related to the ultimate prize.

But he really can't ask for this money.

Well deserved!

People have already come to deliver banners, carry pigs on pillows, and even kneel down to express their gratitude.

Taking money again would be a bit much.

So, no matter what, he won't want it.

Seeing Fang Yuan's firm attitude, the man had no choice but to take it back angrily.

He quickly called to others to put the pig down.

Then he said with a smile: "If our children want to learn a driver's license later, they will definitely recommend you to come to your driving school!"

"My relatives and friends all recommended me here."

"With a good person like you, this driving school must not be bad!"

When the boss heard this, he almost smiled crookedly.

Fang Yuan also smiled and expressed his gratitude.

After chatting for a while, the man went back with the honor guard.

The boss and all the coaches were very curious.

Everyone came up to ask Fang Yuan what happened.

Fang Yuan could only briefly describe the process.

Now a headache problem arises.

What to do with this big pig?

It's useless for him to want this. (cbag)

But after all, it is someone’s intention, so you can’t throw it away.

Fortunately, at this time, the boss stood up and suggested: "How about this, we will divide this pig.

"We bought it at the market price, what do you think?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan's eyes lit up: "You don't have to pay the market price, Xi!!"

"Real or false?" As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately became excited.

Some people even rushed up to grab it with their hands: "I want this leg, no one can take it from me!"

"Then I want this leg!"

"I want intestines!"

In just a short while, they had all allocated their time, leaving only a pig face.

Fang Yuan looked at the boss with a wry smile and asked, "Do you want face?"

The boss shook his head: "I'm shameless!"

Then he looked at the coach next to him: "Do you want to be embarrassed?"

The coach shook his head: "I don't want it either."

Fang Yuan looked at everyone and shouted, "Both of them are shameless, which one of you wants shame?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned.

What do you mean they are both shameless?

Good guy, why does it sound weird?

When the boss and coach reacted, their faces froze, and their toes were almost knotted with embarrassment.

Fang Yuan looked at everyone's daze and sighed helplessly: "Since you are all shameless..."

The words have not yet fallen.

Everyone rushed forward in a swarm as if they had a common understanding.

"I want it! I want face!"

"Who the hell says I'm shameless? I want shame too!"

Even the boss pushed forward and said, "Stop fighting, this face must be mine!!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw this scene.

[X]+1+1+1+1....

[Sure enough, Chinese culture is extensive and profound. What I said is fine, but it does sound like it has another meaning.

. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I could still be scolded as shameless when I bought a pig. 】

·【Everyone, please pay attention, be sure to pay attention. This is what I have just experienced personally. There are some unscrupulous vendors on the street who sell human organs under the guise of buying cherries! 1

Be alert! Just now there was a man selling cherries. I tasted them to see if they were sweet. When I tasted the 18th one, the boss suddenly lowered his voice and walked up to my ear and asked me,

Do you want shame? Oh my God! I was scared to death at that time. I didn’t dare to ask for it. It was too scary!]

[This kind of joke won’t happen here because we don’t call it pig face, but pig head meat. This is the same as what the aunt asked when making food, do you want food?】

[I thought that only the students were a bunch of fools, but I didn’t expect that the coaches were also the ones who couldn’t escape when they were stupid. You guys want to laugh me to death so you can inherit my Huabei and JD.com

Check it?]

In the midst of the excitement, all the pork was distributed.

The boss drove to a butcher, gave him his wages, and asked him to help distribute them.

A whole pig was dismantled and distributed in less than twenty minutes.

The final pig face naturally fell into the hands of the boss.

I don’t know why, but the pig’s face seems to be the most precious thing today.

Everyone consciously weighed in and calculated how much it would cost.

It was transferred to Fang Yuan at a 50% discount on the market price.

For them, the more they buy, the more they earn.

If there weren't so many people sharing it, I would have bought a whole pig.

Don’t look at it, it’s only 50% off.

Because the pig was so big, Fang Yuan received more than 2,000 yuan.

He can take this money with peace of mind.

As for the pennant, under the sugar-coated bombardment of the boss, it was finally chosen to hang in the registration room of the driving school.

Wait until about 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Xi and Jiang Han came to the driving school one after another.

The two of them came up and said hello.

Just when Fang Yuan was about to practice driving and leave.

The boss smiled and walked over with a young man.

"Fang Yuan, I know you don't have enough students, so I specially got one from another coach for you."

"Introduction, this is Coach Fang."

The young man immediately smiled and said hello: "Coach Fang, just call me Xiao Ming.

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan also smiled and nodded.

Several students said hello to each other, and they were considered acquaintances.

"Okay, I'll withdraw first. If you need anything, come back to me."

The boss chatted briefly and left.

But when I was leaving, I glanced back unconsciously, my pace quickened instantly, and I wanted to leave the scene immediately.

Fang Yuan did not notice this phenomenon.

Instead, he looked at Xiao Ming and asked, "How long have you been studying subject three now?"

Xiao Ming smiled and replied: "Two years!"

Pfft~~

Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, then burst out on the spot, and then asked uncertainly: "How long did you say?"

"Two years coach!"

"Two years??? Did I hear you correctly?" Fang Yuan was shocked: "Why haven't you passed two years yet?"

Xiao Ming smiled awkwardly: "I'm a brainless person and can't turn around."

"My body movements are not very coordinated. I have already thought about it. If I can't learn it well this time, I won't learn it."

"The worst-case scenario is that I won't drive anymore!"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and nodded: "Okay...I understand."

"Let Lin Xi drive today."

"Ah~" Lin Xi looked reluctant after hearing this.

But he still sat in the driver's seat and fastened his seat belt.

With yesterday’s experience on the road, today’s start is much more stable.

The car slowly drove out of the driving school gate.

She didn't suffer any serious illness on the way, and Fang Yuan could tolerate it, so she didn't say anything to her.

This also made Lin Xi's self-confidence gradually expand.

When passing through an intersection, the car in front didn't know what it was doing.

Even though the light turned green, it was still standing still.

One second, two seconds, five seconds passed.

Lin Xi was a little anxious. She looked at Fang Yuan and asked, "What should the coach do? Why doesn't he leave even if the light is green?"

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly: "Can't you urge me?"

"Urge me?" Lin Xilian was stunned for a moment: "How to urge me?"

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was confused.

I thought Lin Xi had enlightened herself today, but who would have thought that she would start committing such low-level stupidity again.

Why don't so many people know how to honk?

This time, Fang Yuan did not talk about her, but rolled down the window and shouted to the car in front: "The lady is coming! Get out of the way!",