Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

As soon as this sentence was shouted, several people in the car froze instantly, feeling like they were dead from head to toe.

Especially Lin Xi, who was waiting to get into the cracks of the car.

Not to mention, the effect is quite good.

After hearing Fang Yuan's voice, the car owner in front kicked the accelerator and ran away.

He is probably about to die soon.

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "Have you learned it? If you don't know how to honk, just shout when you go out.

"If they are beaten to death, they will consciously make way for you!"

Lin Xi nodded in embarrassment, her face turning red.

"Coach...I will definitely honk the horn in the future!"

After what happened just now, Lin Xi's stupidity was immediately cured.

I felt much calmer on the way to the driving practice location.

There were some minor problems in the middle, but Fang Yuanquan pretended not to notice them.

After getting off the car, Fang Yuan looked at the two people behind him, pointed at Jiang Han and said lightly: "Xiao Ming, you come first."

Both of them were stunned for a moment and kept preparing to get out of the car.

After Xiao Ming got in the car, he fastened his seat belt, released the handbrake and lifted the clutch.

"Ready, coach!"

Fang Yuan nodded gently: "Let's get started!"

As a result, the words just fell out.

This guy kicked the accelerator and shot forward.

Before anyone could react, they only felt a push on their backs.

Fang Yuan was stunned, looked at Xiao Ming in shock, and asked lightly: "Did you just be released from prison?"

"Are you driving so fast to run away?"

"Ah?" Xiao Ming, who was driving, was stunned when he heard this.

"Coach...what are you talking about?"

"What did I say?" Fang Yuan raised his voice and said, "And the way you hold the steering wheel and drive and the look in your eyes make you look like a criminal suspect.

"Honestly, you haven't passed the exam in two years. Did you spend two years in jail?"

Xiao Ming's expression froze, and he smiled: "Coach, are you kidding me? I have never been to jail!"

Fang Yuan looked at Xiao Ming's serious look and felt a headache.

He finally understood why this guy hadn't passed the exam in two years.

Chatting with him is simply nonsense.

Seeing that the speed of the car was about to reach 80 yards, Yin Yuan finally couldn't stand it any longer.

He kept shouting: "Press down and open!"

Xiao Ming turned around and glanced at Fang Yuan blankly: "What are you pressing for?"

Damn it!

Fang Yuan completely collapsed and yelled: "Come over and crush me!! Crushing me to death!!"

"Ah...this is a bit bad, isn't it!!"

Broken down, Fang Yuan pointed to Xiao Ming's right foot and asked loudly: "Is there any tape on your foot?"

Xiao Ming shook his head blankly: "No, coach!"

"Then why did you step on it and not let go?"

After saying that, he stepped on the brakes lightly.

The speed of the car suddenly dropped slowly.

This made Xiao Ming look confused. He turned his head and looked at Fang Yuan: "Coach... I have practiced well, why are you pressing the brakes?"

Fang Yuan smiled painfully: "What are you going to do? Are you planning to take off?"

"Did you see the vegetable patch in front?"

"If we want to take off, the runway may be a bit short!"

With a puff, Lin Xi laughed.

Jiang Han next to him also cracked his lips with a half-hearted smile.

Xiao Ming smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Coach... I didn't want to take off... Don't you need to accelerate when driving in a straight line?"

"Ha~~" Fang Yuan replied dumbfounded: "If you drive like this, you can only drive at noon!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ming was completely confused and asked with a confused look: "Why?"

Fang Yuan didn't even think about it and said directly: "Because something will happen sooner or later!"

When netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they couldn't hold back on the spot.

[A]+1+1+1+1.

[Anyone who can fail the test in two years is a genius in the driving school. You will never imagine what words he will come out of when he is learning to drive, and what outrageous things he will do will make me get a driver's license. There was a school girl who was very kind and liked to help newcomers. Later, we all graduated, but she was still studying. I heard that she hadn't gotten her driver's license in 4 years. 】

·[Learning to drive is really time-consuming, energy-consuming and expensive. It would be okay if you could do it all at once. I am most afraid of being unlucky and failing the exam, and my parents will become stress monsters. I was really good at learning it back then, but now I watch the live broadcast , I laughed like a pig in front of my phone, I love watching it!]

[It’s said that taking the driver’s license test is difficult because of lack of motivation. When I first took the driver’s license test, I took it because I planned to buy a car, so I took it. When I was studying subject two, my car was ready. I parked it at the 4S shop. In order to pass the exam early, I took a look at my car every day. The last three doors took more than half a month to pass. so, easy!]

[Let me tell you a funny thing. When I was taking the subject two exam, I saw a car slipping away on Banpo. A woman opened the car door and stretched out one foot to try to brake. The safety officer was frightened. , rush forward to stop her, otherwise her leg may be broken!]

Xiao Ming finally slowed down.

I thought that with two years of experience as a driver's license learner, nothing would happen.

As a result, he was slapped in the face the next second.

Maybe he is used to it and drives much faster than the average person.

But there was Fang Yuan who put a seal next to him.

It made him quite uncomfortable.

The accelerator was under his feet, once, then four times.

The state of the car is that it suddenly moves forward and then buffers.

It suddenly rushed forward, then slowly slowed down.

Fang Yuan felt like he almost vomited out all the food he had eaten for lunch.

He asked with a look of astonishment: "What are you doing? Step on it and loosen it. Are you teasing it?"

Xiao Ming replied with a grimace: "Coach... I'm used to stepping on the accelerator."

"I can't adapt to the reduced speed now!"

Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him speechlessly: "You accept it with an open mind, but you won't repent, right?"

"The driver's license test does not require you to compete. Why are you driving so fast?"

"Don't you know that the faster you drive, the lower your error tolerance is?"

"Stop talking nonsense, you can find a way to maintain it at about 40 yards, unless you are driving in a straight line [Xing is not allowed to go too fast!"

"Oh!" Xiao Ming could only nodded blankly.

Although the speed stabilized later.

But Fang Yuan's blood pressure soared unconsciously.

All kinds of criminals were so stupid that he wanted to rush up and strangle them to death.

I even want to go back and strangle the boss directly.

I thought he was kind enough to get himself a student.

Only now do I know that this is a complete scam.

After one lap, Fang Yuan quickly got out of the car to get some fresh air.

Otherwise, he will be pissed to death.

However, there was no time to breathe a sigh of relief.

Another master got on the bus.

Fang Yuan looked at Jiang Han, and the two looked at each other.

He found that Jiang Han's mood seemed a bit wrong today, so he didn't smile like that.

After practicing for a while on the road, I also felt weak.

Even if Fang Yuan gets angry at him when he is stupid, he doesn't have any reaction.

The whole process works like a machine.

He would change whatever Fang Yuan said.

Fang Yuan shook his head.

It's impossible for him to practice driving well in this state.

I had no choice but to apply the brakes, frowned and said, "If you have anything, go back and deal with it. Don't risk your life here."

"Can you practice driving well like this?"

Hearing this, Jiang Han couldn't hold back in an instant.

I lay down on the steering wheel and cried.

This sudden scene stunned everyone.

Lin Xi quickly comforted: "What's wrong with you? What happened?"

Xiao Ming also asked enthusiastically: "Brother, isn't it just that the coach said a few words to me while practicing driving? What does this have to do with it?"

"You don't even know that the coaches I met before were so scolding. Our coach is already very good.

However, the comfort of the two people did not have any effect.

Jiang Han was still lying on the steering wheel, sobbing non-stop.

Fang Yuan frowned, and his intuition told him that it was not because of driving practice.

So he asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you? What exactly happened? Tell us and we'll have fun...ah...let's see if we can help you!"

Jiang Han slowly raised his head and realized that just at this moment, his eyes were red from crying.

I wiped my nose and wiped it on the steering wheel.

Seeing Fang Yuan's eyebrows twitching, he resisted the urge to go up and beat him up.

Just throw the napkin over: "Wipe it with paper!"

Jiang Han also realized his gaffe and quickly wiped the steering wheel.

After sorting out her emotions and organizing her words, she slowly said: "My wife went hiking with someone early yesterday morning, and she hasn't come back yet~~wuwuwu~~"

Hearing this, Lin Xi hurriedly said: "Ah? It's been so long? Did something happen? Have you called her?"

"Haha~~" Jiang Han smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Hi... turn off the phone!"

"Oh my God!! Is something really wrong? Then you go find her, why are you still here practicing driving?"

Fang Yuan looked at Jiang Han solemnly, instinctively feeling something was wrong.

My wife went hiking with someone yesterday morning and hasn’t come back yet.

I can't get through the phone either.

It stands to reason that as a husband, he must be crazy in a hurry.

How can you still think about practicing driving now?

Not to mention crying in front of people they don't know very well.

From this point, Fang Yuan can probably analyze that his wife should actually be fine.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to come here to practice driving.

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan suddenly asked: "Where did your wife go to climb a mountain? Is it a mountain near the city?"

Hearing this, Jiang Han looked at Fang Yuan in surprise: "Coach...how did you know!"

really!

Fang Yuan smiled helplessly: "It's no wonder!"

Lin Xi was confused as she watched and listened to the content of the conversation between the two.

He asked in confusion: "What's so surprising? Why aren't you two in a hurry? Why don't you look for a living person if you lose him?"

Fang Yuan glanced at her lightly: "You don't understand! As a man, I understand!!"

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Han was completely shocked and his eyes widened.

"Coach...you guessed it?"

"Guess what!" Lin Xi stamped her feet anxiously: "Can you just tell me!"

Fang Yuan took a deep breath, looked at Lin Xi as if he were a fool, and explained: "You are stupid, but you still don't believe me!"

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"Her wife went hiking with someone early in the morning, but she didn't come back all night, and her phone was turned off. Is a man desperate to find someone?"

"But why did Jiang Han not only not find anyone, but also practice driving here?"

Lin Xi shook her head blankly: "I don't know!"

"That must be because he knows that nothing will happen to his wife!!"

"Ah?" Lin Xi was completely confused and still didn't understand!

Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly: "If it were you, you would go to the desert when you climb the mountain.

Should you go hiking in a crowded mountain or go to a nearby park?"

"This..." Lin Xi thought for a second and replied decisively: "Then we must go to the nearby Park Mountain. There are so many dangers in the mountains."

"That's right!"

"What could happen to you in Park Hill?"

"Can your cell phone lose signal and shut down in the mountains of the park?"

"Can you lose a lot of people alive in the mountains of the park?"

Hearing Fang Yuan's series of questions, Lin Xi's expression was shocked and her pupils dilated unconsciously.

After thinking for a few seconds, he exclaimed: "Coach, you mean that his wife is fine...right?"

"But...but it's okay, why is he crying?"

Fang Yuan was laughed at by her: "Why are you crying? Think about it yourself."

"Suppose your husband went hiking with a friend in the morning and didn't come back after the whole night, and his phone was still turned off."

“Guess whether this friend is a boy or a girl!!”

DEUT~~

This time Xiao Ming was the first to understand.

He immediately replied: "I understand!! His wife went hiking with a man yesterday morning, and then she didn't come back all night, and her phone was turned off!!"

"This...this...fuck!! Brother...you are...so sorry!!"

0...0

Lin Xi suddenly realized that she finally understood.

He looked at Jiang Han with a wry smile: "Jiang Han...I'm sorry, I'm a bit stupid...there's really nothing I can do about it!"

"How long have you been married?"

Jiang Han looked at the people with red eyes and replied with despair: "It's only been half a year!"

"ah……"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were filled with emotion when they heard this sad story.

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[Don’t make generalizations. I just went hiking with someone of the opposite sex and didn’t come back all night. Maybe my phone is broken, or maybe something really happened on the mountain. as

You should be more generous and don't think so bad of women all day long. 】

[Good guy, this punch caught me off guard. Isn’t it already obvious? Park Hill can still be lost? If it can be lost, the government will have to take responsibility

If you don’t come back at night and don’t answer the phone, why do you have to guess what you are doing?】

·【This is really bad, get divorced, there is no other solution except this. He was afraid that when his wife came back, she would deny her cheating and refuse to divorce him.

That's a headache. 】

[We have just been married for half a year and probably don’t have children yet. Divorce is actually acceptable. I'm just a little bit better. If the woman gets divorced due to cheating, she will return the bride price later.

?Even if it’s a partial return, that’s fine. 】

...

Fang Yuan looked at Jiang Han, who had lost all his souls, and asked calmly: "You still love your wife, right?"

Jiang Han smiled bitterly and said: "If you don't love me, how can you get married?"

"Uh... let me ask you a question, what should you do if your wife comes back?"

Hearing this question, Jiang Han fell silent instantly.

"I...I...I don't know!!"

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly: "This kind of thing depends on you. If you can tolerate the green prairie above your head, then just make do with it.

"If you can't stand it, you have to figure it out early."

"Let me ask you, what would you do if she came back and denied cheating on her and found any excuse?"

"I..." Jiang Han paused: "I don't know!"

Fang Yuan said with a serious look: "If she really was an accident, then if you make malicious speculations, you will ruin your marriage for no reason.'

"But if she cheated on purpose [then it won't be easy for you in the future."

"After being married for half a year, I dared to stay out all night and go hiking with the man."

"It's hard for me to imagine how many times she would not come back in the future and how extreme it would be."

"So, you have to find out no matter what, what did she do when she went out this night!"

Hearing this, Jiang Han looked shocked, but then he frowned and looked lonely.

"I don't even know where she is now, how can I figure out the reason?"

"It's very simple!" Fang Yuan grinned: ""Call the police! Just say that your wife is missing and something happened in the mountains, and ask them to help find her. "

"Ah?" Jiang Han was stunned for a moment: "But... there is a high probability that nothing happened to her. There is no point in calling the police, right?"

"You are stupid!!"

Fang Yuan gave him a disdainful look: "You not only have to make calls, but you also have to involve more people."

"If something really happened to your wife, it's a good idea to save her!"

"But what if nothing happened to her, but she hid?"

"So many people are looking for her, what would you do if it were you?"