Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

The Loli girl felt dizzy as she looked at the explosion of popularity and rewards in her live broadcast room.

She didn't realize until now how impulsive her decision was.

It seemed that he suddenly gained a lot of popularity and got a lot of gifts.

But the problem is, none of these things belong to her.

If the live broadcast continues like this, it would be no exaggeration to say that she is a leech or a blood-sucking insect.

The most important thing is that such wealth is so exaggerated that she feels like she can't run away.

So she made a decision that surprised everyone.

Close the live broadcast room!

"Coach...I received a gift of more than 100,000 yuan just now, and I can raise more than 50,000 yuan. I will return it to you later.

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was also shocked!

"It will be more than 100,000 in one moment?"

The girl smiled bitterly and nodded: "Only now do I know that coach you are actually a super internet celebrity!"

"I just saw what horror is today!!"

Fang Yuan chuckled: "I didn't expect my popularity to be so high. You can keep the money for yourself. It's all given to you as a reward.'

"No, no, no! I can't take this money!"

"It won't be until a week before I can give you the money."

As for the ownership of the money, the two argued with each other for a long time.

In the end, Li Xuan, who was next to him, suggested: "Coach, just accept it. This group of girls has already made a lot of money. If she starts broadcasting later, the popularity of the live broadcast room will definitely not decrease."

"Yes!" The girl nodded again and again: "Just leave like that!"

After saying that, he opened the door and got out of the car.

Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head, motioning to Li Xuanmai to drive.

As for the girl, she opened the live broadcast room again and made it clear that she would not be broadcasting Fang Yuan.

This also caused her popularity to drop off a cliff, dropping directly to more than 10,000.

But to her, the more than 10,000 yuan is a huge difference compared to before!

Many people like her because of her frankness and sincerity.

Although the gifts in the live broadcast room are not as exaggerated as before.

Almost non-stop delivery.

Soon, Li Xuan got out of the car and replaced him with a bigger man.

The funny thing is, Fang Yuan and the two of them were the only ones in the car.

Several other girls got out of the car and gathered around to chat.

After adjusting the seat, the big man looked at Fang Yuan and said with a smile: "Coach, I'm ready!"

"Yes!" Fang Yuan nodded lightly, indicating that he could start.

The result is after waiting for a few seconds.

The big man still stared blankly as before.

This confused Fang Yuan, who asked in confusion: "Step on the accelerator, what are you looking at me for? The accelerator is on my face!"

"oh oh!"

After reacting, the big man quickly stepped on the accelerator and started the car.

With this kick, there is a full feeling of pushing on the back.

The speed of the car suddenly reached 60 yards.

Fang Yuan's face twitched, and he felt helpless.

But he didn't say anything.

However, when he opened it, the big man seemed to be in a daze.

Not only was the speed getting faster and faster, the car was also driving crookedly.

Fang Yuan was shocked!

He asked calmly: "Can you swim?"

"Ah?" The big man was stunned for a moment and replied, "No way!"

"Dit!"

"I do not know either!"

"You're going to go into the river!"

As soon as these words came out, the big man suddenly trembled and asked anxiously: "What should I do!!"

Fang Yuan replied speechlessly: "The brake belongs to you, are you reluctant to step on it?"

"Oh, I'll step on it right away."

"DE!"

As a result, the words were not spoken.

Bang~~

The car hit a tree straight away!

The small tree in front was broken on the spot.

Fang Yuan wants to cry, what is this?!

You said you were stepping on the accelerator, but who knew you were stepping on the accelerator!

I ask you to brake and you accelerate!!

Who the hell can react to this?

Seeing that the front of the car in front was slightly deformed, the big man shrank his neck with a guilty look on his face: "Coach... I'm sorry... I seem to have hit a tree!"

Fang Yuan sneered: "Haha~~"

"do not be afraid!"

"It's the tree that deserves to die, you just pushed it."

"Don't panic, keep on refueling, the car hasn't had a bath for a long time, so let's go take a bath together.

The big man shook his head in embarrassment. Of course he could tell that Fang Yuan's words were ironic.

He quickly smiled apologetically: "Coach...I'll back the car out right away!"

After saying that, he quickly shifted into reverse gear and prepared to reverse the car.

In the next second, after holding it in for a long time, he suddenly said: "Coach... I have never reversed a car in a place like this!"

I don’t know when to stop?”

Fang Yuansheng shook his head helplessly and replied calmly: "It's simple, as long as you hear a bang, stop!"

"Ah?" the big man asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"

"Nothing interesting!"

"Pour it down!"

"oh oh!"

The big man stepped on the accelerator without knowing why, and stuck his head out of the window to look behind him.

Trying to turn the steering wheel to change the parking space, the car moved backwards little by little.

Fang Yuan looked at the rearview mirror. The car backed up onto the green belt little by little. He wanted to cry!!

"Yes, yes, yes, that's it, pour, pour, yes, pour!"

“Great stop, great!”

"It's like shit!"

The big man's face turned green when he saw that the car was completely pressed against the green belt.

Blinking his eyes, he asked awkwardly: "Coach... what should I do?"

Fang Yuan turned his head and stared at the big man, and said calmly: "Although this is a driving school, it is not a school after all. We can't invite parents."

"Otherwise, I would even want to bring your parents over!"

The big man's eyes turned dark, and he wanted to die.

It didn’t matter if I was called my parents when I was a child, but now I have to call my parents when I’m learning to drive.

Are you that unbearable?

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and waved his hands helplessly: "Turn to the left, put the forward gear in, and step on the accelerator to get out!"

"oh oh!!"

The big guy is like a kid who made a mistake.

Obediently follow Fang Yuan’s instructions.

But as a result, after he completed a circle, he inexplicably returned to normal for half a circle.

As soon as I stepped on the accelerator, the car not only did not rush out of the green belt, but also rushed directly into someone's vegetable garden.

Fang Yuan stepped on the brakes with a shocked look on his face.

He looked at the surrounding vegetable fields and then at the big man.

I couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Beautiful, the vegetable juice has been squeezed by the aunt!"

All the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing!

+1+1+1+1.

[Sooner or later, these guys are going to make me laugh to death. The big guy looks quite stable, but his driving is even more exaggerated than those women. First he hit a tree, reversed into a green belt, and then rushed directly to someone's vegetable garden. Here, when my aunt comes over tomorrow, her face will turn green with anger. 】

————[That sentence about calling a parent is really unbearable. You have to call a parent when you learn to drive. How bad is your learning? It’s so embarrassing. If my coach said that to me, I would probably have no good intentions. Keep practicing. 】

·【When I was reversing, I thought it was really going well, but the last sentence was like shit, which caught me off guard. This guy is a natural crosstalker

, it’s really humbling to be a coach. 】

[Just listen when you hear the bang, my dear, if it doesn't stop, you'll be a fool. 】

The big man looked at the vegetable fields around him and was already panicking.

No one dared to move, for fear of ruining other people's vegetable fields again.

"Coach...what should we do now?"

Fang Yuan shrugged indifferently: "What else can I do? Wait until I am cursed for eighteen generations!"

"If you think your character is strong enough, don't worry about it."

"If you think life is not tough enough, then you should find a way to compensate for other people's food.

"But..." the big man smiled bitterly: "How can I pay for it when no one is here?"

"Then I don't know. Anyway, it wasn't me who suppressed it!"

The big man thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a good idea.

I had to back the car out.

This time he finally stopped being stupid again.

After returning to the starting position, I got off the car with a deep sigh of relief.

Fang Yuan was just about to ask Xia Qing to get in the car.

But he found that the women were gathered together, chattering and discussing something, and they had even forgotten about driving practice.

Fang Yuan frowned, loosened his seat belt, walked over and asked, "What are you doing? Hurry up and practice driving!"

When the Loli girl saw Fang Yuan coming over, she smiled and said, "Coach... Someone just connected me and performed a lot of magic tricks. It was really interesting."

Li Xuan and others also nodded.

"Oh! Then what?" Fang Yuan asked doubtfully.

“He said that one of my fan bosses invited him to come and perform the show.

"I'm so happy!!"

"This is my first time encountering something like this."

"Now he is asking me for my address, saying he wants to give me a small gift... I am about to send the address."

"Um?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan looked stunned and asked calmly: "Is this person familiar with you? Did you tell him the address?"

"Ah? I'm not familiar with it...but he's also a host...it should be fine, right?"

Fang Yuan hurriedly walked up and took a look.

I found that the anchor was chatting with her now.

When he saw the address that the girl was about to send, he immediately stopped him and said, "Don't send it!"

"Ah?" The girl's hand that was about to press down stopped and she looked at Fang Yuan in confusion: "What's wrong, coach?"

Fang Yuan looked through their chat history.

His face started to look ugly little by little.

Finally, he took a deep breath and said slowly: "You have been tricked!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned!!

"Routine?" the girl asked with a confused look on her face: "I didn't lose anything? He even said he wanted to give me a small gift.

Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "You haven't lost anything, your address is your biggest loss!"

Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Fang Yuan did not hesitate and explained directly.

"With the popularity of live streaming now, there are many ways to make money that you can't even imagine."

"Just like this, I'll finish it later and it will probably subvert your cognition."

"They all have gangs and are divided into three departments."

"The first department is to find clients, specifically looking for female anchors who are not very popular, but there are people in the live broadcast room who give big gifts.

"Don't underestimate this kind of anchors who are not very popular. Most of them are emotional communication types."

"To put it bluntly, it's not about attracting people through performances, but about getting closer to the boss through emotional communication."

"Often in such live broadcast rooms, some bosses will give big gifts."

"Once the first person in the department discovers that there is such a live broadcast room."

"It will be handed over to the second department immediately! The talent department!"

"They are all anchors, and they will find ways to connect with the female anchors they discovered before."

"After winning the game, we will put on a talent show first."

"Did you feel the same way just now? He

He doesn’t tell you who he is. He just tells you that he is here to give you a gift. He was entrusted by a mysterious elder brother to come here.

The girl was shocked when she heard this: "Coach, how did you know?"

Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head: "This is all a routine."

"...When he said that, were you confused at the time?"

"Are you wondering which elder brother gave it to you? Are you curious?"

"Yeah!" The girl nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Actually, not only the anchor is curious at this time, but the big brother in the live broadcast room is also curious."

"Big brother gave you so many gifts, what are you doing?"

"Isn't it just to make a beautiful woman smile, to create a sense of presence, and to make people awe?"

"Now someone is here to poach him. Can he be patient enough to see who it is?"

"Then everyone patiently watched him finish the show. I have to say that they all have some tricks, but they are basically computer-generated and there is no technical skill.

"After watching the show, I believe any anchor will be very happy and touched, right?"

"After all, you have a big brother who has worked so hard to find someone to perform in your live broadcast room. How honorable it is!"

"Especially those who are in love, they have no resistance to this kind of romantic approach."

"The female anchor must be very curious about that big brother at this time!! Who is he!"

"At this time, the purpose of the group began to emerge."

"They are going to announce the big brother's name."

"As soon as the name was announced, it was the big brother who bought gifts before!"

"You said that the eldest brother would not hesitate?"

"He must be confused!"

"When have I ever invited people to perform in a show? Not at all."

"But...since eldest brother is willing to exchange gifts in this live broadcast room, he naturally appreciates or likes this female anchor."

"At this time, the anchor suddenly said that the mysterious big brother is himself!"

"Doesn't he feel more honored?"

"In addition, the female anchor was so moved that she kept thanking brother.

"If you were the eldest brother, would you have no choice but to come out and catch this wave of cunts at this time? Admit that you are the one who sent me.

"At this time, the person from the third step appeared!!"

“Chat to my brother privately and ask for money!!”

"Ah?" As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

"Why do you need money? I don't understand!"

Fang Yuan explained with a smile: "The eldest brother was still confused at first, but suddenly someone told him that it was time to pay him, and he probably woke up in an instant.

"But the problem is that at this time, the eldest brother is already riding a tiger and is in trouble!"

"He has already admitted in the live broadcast room that he invited people (from Noli) to perform the show, which moved the anchor so much."

"If it were suddenly revealed now, it would be so embarrassing. Then would he still be the eldest brother?"

"Normally, it costs 3,000 yuan to do a carnival. There are not many people in the group, so I will ask you for 3,500 to 5,000 yuan."

"For Big Brother, it's just a carnival thing, but the effect this program brings is much more powerful and more direct than the carnival!"

"Do you think Big Brother is embarrassed for these thousands of dollars or is he admitting defeat?"

Everyone smiled bitterly and replied: "I should give you money!"

Fang Yuan nodded: "Actually, eldest brother has already gained face. For him, the 3,000 yuan is worth it!"

"But for that gang, what did they pay?"

"There is no cost from beginning to end, it just takes some time. Even if the elder brother doesn't give it to him, he won't lose much!"

"One is 3,000, don't say too much in one night, if you make ten, it will be 30,000 in one day! One million in one month!!"

"This isn't over yet!"

"In order to get money from the eldest brother's pocket smoothly, they will also give the anchor a small gift, saying that it is to replace the eldest brother's wishes, and in this way they can get the anchor's address.

"Under normal circumstances, anchors are wary of fans and are afraid that they will come looking for them, but they are not very wary of their peers and give up easily. Just like you almost did

Just gave it. "

"Once you give it, he will take the address to his elder brother to confront him."

"This 3,000 yuan will not be spent in vain. In addition to making a lot of face, he can also get the anchor's real address."

"Tell me, is this money worth it?"

"Isn't it worth more than a carnival?"

"Then the question is, in this transaction, the eldest brother did not lose, and the gang also made money. Who lost the money?"

Hearing this, everyone felt a chill down their backs.

Especially the Loli girl, the boss stared: "I lost money??? I just watched a show and sold myself?"

Fang Yuan smiled and shrugged: "Do you still want to send the address now?"

"No, no!" The girl quickly closed the chat interface, with fear in her eyes. .