Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

80. If You Hang The Steering Wheel Around Your Neck, You Won’T Lose It!

"Ah?..." Xia Qing replied aggrievedly: "Didn't you say it's a bit dark?"

Fang Yuan covered his face in pain, looking helpless, and pointed forward: "Have you ever heard of covering one's ears and stealing the bell?"

Xia Qing smiled awkwardly and quickly turned on the headlights.

Fortunately, nothing happened after that.

Everyone arrived at the driving practice venue safely.

Since there were too many people today, Fang Yuan asked them to join the army in order.

The two people who had practiced went down to wait, while the other three practiced or watched in the car.

In this way, Xia Qing and Wang Zhi were driven down to the intersection to wait.

The first person to get on the bus was a loli girl who had taken the second subject test 5 times before.

As soon as I got in the car and saw Fang Yuan's face, I became nervous unconsciously.

"Hehe~~ Coach can't scold me~~"

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "Have I ever scolded you?"

The Loli girl looked stunned, and shook her head with a grimace: "No..."

"That's it, let's start practicing quickly."

"oh oh!!"

As a result, I kept tinkering with the seats as soon as I got in the car.

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly: "Why are you messing with the seats again? That's almost enough, isn't it?"

"Do you have to adjust it to the same comfort level as your sofa?"

"Why don't you come back and practice driving, and I'll prepare a booth for you?"

The Loli girl smiled awkwardly: "Coach, I'm short... If I don't adjust it properly, I always feel that I can't reach it.'

Hearing this, Wuxian laughed angrily.

"You can't reach it?"

"If you adjust it like this, if there is no windshield, you can put your head on the hood of the car."

The loli girl who said this died on the spot and was too embarrassed to change it again.

After completing the lighting simulation test, release the handbrake, hold the steering wheel with both hands, and look ahead.

After this set of operations, it really looks like that.

As a result, a shocking sentence came out the next second.

She looked down and asked blankly: "Hey? Where is my clutch?"

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and pointed to the auxiliary brake under his feet: "It's here, you come here and step on it."

The girl's face froze, and she smiled: "No need, I found it!"

Then he stepped on it with his left foot and started slowly.

Just as she was about to shift into gear, another question popped up.

"Coach 21...why do you have to put it in gear to move forward?"

Fang Yuan glanced at the gear handle, pondered for a few seconds and replied calmly: "It's just like riding a bicycle. If the chain is not on the gear, it won't run no matter how hard you step on it."

"It will only move forward if it is in gear, do you understand?"

"Oh~~" The girl nodded in understanding.

Then he asked with a cute look on his face: "Then why do you want to move forward?"

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan instantly felt that her CPU was about to be burned.

He looked at her blankly, with a look of shock on his face.

I was stunned for a long time and didn’t know how to answer!!

Wang Zhi and the big man behind the car stopped laughing on the spot.

Why move forward!

Is this a problem?

Just like why people walk.

How to answer this?

The girl may also realize that her question is a bit stupid.

I quickly called haha, and the car started slowly.

Fang Yuan could only shake his head helplessly when he saw her tense hands.

He reminded in a low voice: "Relax..."

"Oh!!" The Loli girl agreed, but her hands were still there like sticks.

After driving for a while, Fang Yuan couldn’t stand it anymore.

He asked speechlessly.

"no!!"

"Did your hands come from reinforced concrete? Are they so stiff?"

The loli girl replied aggrievedly: "Coach, I feel like I can't hold the steering wheel. I always feel like the car will run around."

"Running around?"

Fang Yuan laughed angrily: "Then take it off and hang it around your neck."

"This way it can't run away!"

The loli girl smiled awkwardly: "How can you drive with a neck hanging on it~~ It will cause a car crash~~"

Phew~~

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and said directly: "Take your hands off the steering wheel!"

"Ah?" The girl was shocked: "Coach, are you kidding me?"

"No! Listen to me and let go, I promise nothing will happen to you!"

"Oh!" The girl hesitated for two seconds but still did as she was told. She let go of the steering wheel tremblingly and sat there motionless.

However, what surprised her was that the car was still walking steadily on the road, but the route was slightly inclined.

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and explained: "Did you see it?"

"You don't have control over this car. It can run well or straight on its own!"

"Why are you using the steering wheel so hard?"

The girl suddenly realized: "I understand coach."

After saying that, he held the steering wheel with both hands again.

But this time, her hands were obviously no longer stiff, and they were many times better than before.

The girl felt that she could control the direction of the car by gently turning the steering wheel.

Full of excitement!

"Coach, I understand. I failed the exam before because your hands were too stiff."

"When I'm nervous, the steering wheel always goes astray!"

"Now I realize how easy it is to control the steering wheel."

Fang Yuan smiled and shrugged: "What do you think? If we drive like you, our arms will be exhausted in less than an hour. How can we run long distances?"

"Uh-huh!"

After this wave of teaching just now, the Loli girl’s self-confidence is through the roof.

However, she forgot that she had solved one of the biggest problems.

But it doesn't mean that she is already proficient in subject three.

Haven't been happy for a minute yet.

She was about to turn right at the intersection ahead. Seeing that she hadn't reacted yet, Fang Yuan could only remind her helplessly: "Turn right, turn right!"

"Which way is right!" The girl suddenly trembled and turned the steering wheel in a panic.

Fang Yuan was completely shocked!!

Which side is right?

How on earth did she pass subject two?

How much water did the safety officer have to release?

To be precise, it should be released into the sea!

Seeing that he was about to miss the intersection ahead, Fang Yuan didn't have time to explain too much, so he grabbed the steering wheel and turned it to the right.

At the same time, a reminder: "Show your turn signal!"

"Oh!" After the girl was stunned, she immediately called the direction and waited.

Then the car successfully turned right and entered another road.

The girl quickly straightened the steering wheel.

But the car was still turning right.

Fang Yuan shouted in pain: "Turn the steering wheel!!"

"I give you two and a half rounds, and you give me one and a half rounds.

“Are you keeping the remaining circles for the New Year?”

"I know, coach!" The girl hurriedly turned the steering wheel back to the straight position, and the car finally entered the straight lane smoothly.

Fang Yuan leaned aside and breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the next second, the girl suddenly exclaimed: "Hey~ Coach, look!"

"Why did the turn signal turn off by itself? I didn't move it..."

After what happened before, Fang Yuan didn't feel any emotion in his heart after hearing such words.

This girl has been labeled an idiot in his mind.

I saw him leaning into the girl's ear and whispering: "Let me tell you quietly, there is a ghost nearby!"

Senseless!!

The girl was stunned on the spot!

His pupils shrank sharply, and he almost screamed in fright.

The two people at the back couldn't stand it anymore and burst out laughing.

Wang Zhi quickly comforted him: "Don't be afraid...the coach is trying to scare you, what's the matter?"

"If you turn the steering wheel more than one turn, the direction will automatically return to the straight direction!"

"Oh!" The girl immediately felt relieved after hearing this.

Looking at Fang Yuan, he looked resentful.

All the netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing their heads off.

[]+1+1+1+1.

·【She actually believed it, you can tell from her expression, girl, just cherish it, if someone like you comes to learn from our driving school, I guarantee you will be yelled at to make you suspicious, the instructor is also a human being and has emotions. Teachers will get angry with children, let alone an adult, and they will inevitably lose control!]

[Studying for a driver’s license is really a time to practice your psychological quality. Only after taking the driver’s license test did I know that my psychological quality was so bad. When I took the second and third exams, my legs were shaking and I couldn’t hold them down. 】

[The truth is, most coaches are not very patient. They face too many students in one day. If they are not fierce, some people are careless and careless and cannot remember, just like the bad teacher in school. Some coaches are bad but good. Understandable. 】

[We had a total of five people take the exam, and the two people who had the least hope of passing the exam passed. The coach slapped him in the face and kept saying that he couldn't figure out why. If you don't care about bad students, they might just be a group of dark horses. 】

After a lap, Fang Yuan felt his mouth was dry.

The Loli girl also breathed a sigh of relief, and Wang Zhi got off the car and came up to practice driving.

Li Xuan got in the back seat.

Since he hadn't been here for the past two days, Wang Zhi was a little nervous as soon as he got in the car.

The starting and ignition went smoothly, and the car started slowly.

But when it was open, Fang Yuan's brows wrinkled unconsciously.

He glanced at Wang Zhi and asked calmly: "Is my car out of gas?"

Wang Zhi replied blankly: "It should be... yes?"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly: "Then speed up~~~The turtle is faster than you!"

"Oh~~"

Wang Zhi quickly stepped on the accelerator, and the speed of the car gradually increased from 20 yards to 40 yards.

I thought that would be fine.

As a result, Fang Yuan suddenly said: "See that line?"

Wang Zhi followed the direction of his finger and saw the realization of the intersection ahead and nodded: "I saw the coach."

"DE!"

"Press it over and see if it breaks!"

"Ah?" Wang Zhi was stunned, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Fang Yuan asked calmly: "Did your family build this road?"

Hearing this, Wang Zhi was completely stunned.

He shook his head without knowing why: "No~~"

"Look where your car has gone... walking two lanes alone!"

"If this really hits the road one day, aren't you afraid of being rear-ended?"

"Oh!" Wang Zhi finally reacted.

He quickly adjusted the steering wheel and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, coach, I'm a little nervous and I'm over the line!"

Fang Yuan smiled helplessly: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt!"

The two people sitting in the back couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

Wang Zhi's face froze and he could only laugh to relieve his embarrassment.

So much so that when the road ahead is about to turn.

He asked without thinking: "Coach, can I turn now?"

Hearing that this was not a problem, Fang Yuan was completely collapsed.

He took a deep breath and replied slowly: "Depending on your mood, you might also consider singing a song before switching to another song!"

"This... is so embarrassing..."

"Then why don't you turn now!! Do you want me to get out of the car and give you instructions?"

Wang Zhi shook his head guiltily and turned the steering wheel

Completed the turn.

Then enter the final step and pull over.

When the car came to a slow stop, Fang Yuan looked in the rearview mirror, then stretched his head out to look at the tires.

He said calmly: "You can bring a bucket of paint over when you go home.

"Huh?" Wang Zhi was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "Why?"

Fang Yuan opened the car door and slowly got out of the car, pointing to the ground: "Come on, come on, come and take a look!

“Do you know how expensive the paint used to paint this white line is?”

"I don't know!" Everyone, not just Wang Zhi, shook their heads blankly.

"This paint is no ordinary paint."

"High durability, high adhesion and weather resistance, much more expensive than ordinary paint."

"Let me ask you, is the government spending so much money on this paint just to look good?"

Wang Zhi shook his head guiltily: "No!"

Fang Yuan explained with a painful look on his face: "It's good that you know!! This is what you use to park your car."

"Look where you parked, the tires are all pressed up!"

"Fortunately, there is no deep ditch nearby. If I didn't open the door and get out of the car, I wouldn't be able to find anyone. I would have to fish it out in the ditch!"

"I asked you to go home and buy some paint. You can paint wherever you go. Anyway, you never stop correcting what the government paints!"

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone at the scene couldn't bear it.

Several people burst out laughing.

Wang Zhi replied awkwardly: "Coach, I know I was wrong!!"

At this moment, the Loli girl suddenly exclaimed while holding her mobile phone: "Coach...I just realized that you are actually an anchor~~"

Fang Yuan turned his head and looked at her blankly: "Ang~~What's wrong!"

"Me too!!"

"The people in my live broadcast room just told me."

"They all asked me to live stream you because they said you are so popular."

150 Fang Yuan smiled and waved his hand: "It's up to you!"

"Hmm!!" As Wang Zhi got out of the car, it was Li Xuan's turn to practice driving.

The big guy took the initiative to give up his seat in the back seat in order to let the loli girl live broadcast. Later it was time for him to practice driving.

After the baptism of the two people in front of me just now.

Li Xuan drove extremely carefully, fearing that he would make mistakes in every step.

But Fang Yuan still said a few words.

But it is much better than Wang Zhi, after all, she has been practicing recently.

At this time, the Loli girl sitting in the back looked at the popularity of her live broadcast room with a horrified look.

He exclaimed in disbelief: "Oh my God!! My popularity!! What's going on!!"

As he was talking, everyone was so excited that he almost stood up!!

"Oh my god!!"

I saw gifts flooding the screen of my mobile phone crazily.

[User Nuan Xia Boy gives away Anchor Carnival*1!]

[User Qisheng gives away Anchor Carnival*1!]

[Users will receive a host carnival*1 when they welcome you!]

[User..gives the anchor flowers*999!]

[User..gives the anchor a Porsche*1]

Look at the gifts that are maxed out on the screen.

The loli girl was completely shocked!!

The whole person was sitting in the back, eyes widened, mouth slightly open [full of disbelief!!

Then he looked up at Fang Yuan.

"coach!!"

"You...you...you...what on earth do you do!!"

"Why do I keep broadcasting you and the live broadcast room explodes!!"

"I had more than 200 people before, and now I have 50,000!!"

"And... my gifts have gone crazy!! This time they cost tens of thousands!!"

"I, I, I..."

The Loli girl looked at her live broadcast room, she was a little doubtful about life, and even started to stutter when she spoke!

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was also surprised: "So exaggerated?"

"Just because it's me being broadcast live?"

The Loli girl's eyes almost fell off as she watched the barrage frantically swipe the screen.

[Hahaha~~ Give them a little fan shock! Come on, brothers! You can’t buy gifts in the Fang Yuan live broadcast room, so it’s not a bad idea to come here to buy them! 】

[This is like mastering the traffic password. You can’t see Fang Yuan’s face in the live broadcast room, but you can clearly see him in this live broadcast room. 】

[Holy shit, this guy looks pretty handsome. There are not many people in the world who are more handsome than me, but he is one of them!]

[Brothers, you are not strong enough, there are only 50,000 people, come on!]

The popularity in the upper right corner of Loli Girl’s live broadcast room is jumping like crazy.

From 50,000 to 100,000!

Two hundred thousand!

Three hundred thousand!

At the same time, the network management of Douyin platform was dumbfounded!

He detected the data anomaly here immediately.

An anchor who usually only has 200 popularity suddenly reached 300,000!

And the gifts exceeded 100,000 in just one minute.

What the hell is this?

However, they never understood why it was suddenly so popular.

From beginning to end, only one person can be seen sitting in the passenger seat, and even his appearance cannot be clearly seen. .

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