Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

"Ah~~" Xiao An suddenly came to his senses and put on his seat belt: "Coach, you can go now!"

On the way, the two of them kept talking to Fang Yuan, and Xiao An was like a sponge.

In the face of yin and yang, we will always accept orders.

When changing lanes ahead, I accidentally forgot to turn on the turn signal: "Coach... I'm sorry... I forgot to turn on the turn signal!"

Fang Yuan waved his hand and replied calmly: "Don't fight, that thing is hot!"

When I changed lanes for the second time, I turned on the turn signal.

But I forgot to turn it off.

Fang Yuan waited for several minutes and listened to the ticking sound and finally couldn't help but asked: "Do you like to listen to the song "Tickting"?"

"Tick-tick-tick-tick, the hour hand doesn't stop turning!"

After hearing Fang Yuan sing a verse, Xiao An was finally stunned!

He replied with a blank look on his face: "Coach...that sounds pretty good. I'll go too next time."

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "No need for next time, you are listening now.

"Ah? What do you mean?"

"Don't you hear the ticking sound?"

Xiao An paused and listened carefully: "Hey... there seems to be a ticking sound. Where is it coming from?"

Fang Yuan said with a painful smile: "Do you usually like disco dancing?"

"You...you know all this?"

"Isn't that obvious?" Fang Yuan pointed to the flashing arrow of the turning light: "Like this snapping rhythm sound!"

Pfft~~

The two people at the back watched the inexplicable exchange between the two in front.

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

This is really a strange pair, they know they are practicing driving.

Those who didn’t know thought they were talking about art!

Xiao An smiled awkwardly: "Hehe~~ I was so immersed in driving that I forgot to turn off the light."

After saying that, he quickly turned off the turn signal.

Then he said again: "Oh, by the way, practice... I want to make an appointment for the exam."

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan responded lightly: "Then you make an appointment. Do you need me to help you make an appointment?"

"no, I'm fine!"

"Me..."

"They all said to make an appointment on the APP. Why can't I find the place to make an appointment for the exam when I open the APP?"

Hearing this, Yuan looked stunned: "What do you mean? Can't find it? Didn't you make an appointment for subject two by yourself?"

Xiao An smiled and said: "The second subject was arranged for me by my previous coach... I was thinking that I would have to rely on myself to get a driver's license in the future... I just wanted to make an appointment myself.

"Oh!" Fang Yuan nodded: "Take out your phone and I will teach you where to make an appointment."

"$389!"

Xiao An heard this and stepped on the brakes.

Then he took out his cell phone.

Then I opened the APP software in front of everyone.

Then he said with a confused look on his face: "Coach, look... there is no place for reservations.'

Fang Yuan's eyelids twitched as he looked at the mobile phone Xiao An handed over.

He raised his head and looked at her in disbelief, and asked with a shocked expression: "What kind of APP is this?"

"Ah?" Xiao An replied in confusion: "12306!"

Senseless!!

Fang Yuan felt like his head was buzzing.

He replied with a look of astonishment: "If you want to drive a train, I really can't teach you!"

Pfft~~

The two people behind were completely numb with laughter.

Lying on the chair and laughing.

Li Min suppressed a smile and said: "The software for booking exams is 12123, not 12306!!"

After saying that, I couldn't hold back any longer and laughed loudly.

Xiao An's face turned green at this moment.

He looked embarrassed and wanted to go in somewhere.

She finally understood why she couldn't find a place to make an appointment after searching for a long time.

I have been looking in the wrong place from beginning to end!

Looking at Fang Yuan's expression of disbelief.

Xiao An forced a smile: "Coach... I was stupid~"

"Um... I want to ask, were you with us during the exam for subject three?

Fang Yuan was stunned and replied: "No, the security officer will accompany you to take the exam."

"Ah? Then where are you?"

Hearing this question, Fang Yuan felt that his cerebellum suddenly became obscene again, and he calmly replied: "I am in your heart!"

When Xiao An heard this, his face suddenly froze and he felt pity.

Then he smiled and said: "Coach has always been in my heart!"

"Well...I have another question..."

"That's... if... I want... to buy a cigarette for the security officer during the exam!"

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan was stunned.

My eyes will pop out of my head!

He turned around and shouted with a look of astonishment: "Da! Silly! Chun! You! Want to be here!"

"Ah?" Xiao An shrank back weakly: "Can't you bribe me?"

Fang Yuan was about to burst into tears: "Do you think this was 20 years ago and you could live with just a little money?"

"The whole test process is videotaped in the car, and the safety officers are also traffic police."

"Control is so strict now, do you think he would risk his public service for a cigarette?"

"If you dare to give it away, you won't have to take the exam. You will be sentenced to cheating!"

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, they couldn't hold back any longer.

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[When I was learning to drive, the instructor would blatantly ask us for gifts. The advantage of giving them was that he wouldn’t scold you, his attitude would be much better, and he would have more opportunities to practice driving than

A lot more. But if you don’t give it away, you may only practice for ten minutes after waiting for half a day. It’s really disgusting. 】

[I treated the coach like an uncle, giving him water, cigarettes, betel nut, breakfast, and 500 yuan! He said it was for the safety officer and asked him to help take care of it, but he still died. Later I found out that the safety officers were all traffic police, and they basically didn’t accept gifts. They were simply deceived by the coach. 】

[When I took the exam, the safety staff were pretty good. Two of the three people in front of me got stuck at the start, and one of them pulled over and got stuck at the end. When it was my turn, everything was stable, but at the end I had to stop. When I was changing lanes and turning, the safety officer reminded me to change lanes quickly. I didn’t understand it at the time, but later I found out that there was a car following me. If I didn’t change lanes, I wouldn’t have the chance to change lanes, and I would definitely fail!]

[If you have the money for gifts, why not spend more money and let the coach take you to a mock exam. It’s 200 yuan a time. Anyway, I spent 1,000. I failed every mock exam at the beginning, and a lot of points were deducted. Normal practice and mock exams are completely different. I had to spend money, otherwise I would definitely not be able to take four exams at once. Pass. 】

After listening to Fang Yuan's explanation, Xiao An immediately gave up the idea of ​​giving gifts.

The next second he suddenly said: "Coach, I will give you the money, can you help me?"

Pfft~~

Fang Yuan completely collapsed!!

He looked at her with wide eyes: "You think too highly of me. I am just a driving school instructor. Why should the traffic police listen to me?"

"If you have that intention, why not think about how to practice driving well!"

"Oh~~" Xiao An stuck out his tongue and looked guilty.

After one lap, it was He Wen's turn to practice.

Fang Yuan watched He Wen drive with no emotion on his expression.

He said calmly: "Are you attracted to these two girls? If so, just tell the coach and I will get your phone number for you!"

As soon as these words came out, He Wenren was dumbfounded.

He turned to look at Fang Yuan with a confused look on his face: "Coach... no... no!"

"No, why are you here to practice driving?"

“At your level, it’s no problem to go on the road.

"Wouldn't it be nice to watch the movie again?"

"Ah..." He Wen shook his head in embarrassment: "I'm afraid I won't be able to survive this time...be fully prepared!"

Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head, motioning for him to continue driving without saying another word.

As time goes by little by little.

Among the three, Li Min and Xiao An both practiced three rounds.

Now it’s He Wen’s turn for the last lap.

After practicing this lap, I am ready to go back.

But just now.

There was a whining sound overhead.

Fang Yuan opened the car window and raised his head to take a look.

A small drone is flying overhead.

There seems to be something hanging on it.

I glanced at it briefly and stopped paying attention.

But within seconds.

Fang Yuan felt a pile of powder coming in from the window.

He was so choked that he couldn't help but wave his hands vigorously.

As a result, not only did the dust not decrease, but it increased.

They all drifted in through the car window.

The people in the car were all choked and couldn't help sneezing and coughing.

Fang Yuan wiped his face with his hands, and there was dust on his hands.

After looking carefully, it seems to be cement!

"Fuck!" Fang Yuan couldn't help but cursed on the spot.

"Who the hell is so unethical and scatters cement down there?"

Listen to the drones overhead!

No need to guess, all this dust is dropped by drones!

Fang Yuan immediately stepped on the brakes.

He ordered He Wen: "Turn off the engine and pull the handbrake!"

Then loosen the seat belt and open the door.

When I walked outside and looked at the drone flying in the sky, dropping cement, I felt very angry.

He lowered his head to find a few rocks and threw them at the drone.

Smashed several in a row.

Not to mention, the last stone as big as a fist hit directly.

The drone was scrapped on the spot and fell off.

All the people in the car ran down curiously.

When they saw Fang Yuan's hairstyle, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Coach... why are you an old man!"

"It's over, it's over! Coach, you are getting old!"

Fang Yuan rubbed his hair with his hands after hearing this.

Suddenly, the sky seemed to be raining.

Dense powder spread from the top of the head.

This made Fang Yuan, who had been relieved, become angry again. He picked up the big stone on the ground and ran towards the drone that fell on the ground.

Pick up a big rock and throw it down.

Sudden!

A shout sounded: "Wait a minute! Don't smash it!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their heads and looked curiously.

I saw a fat man running towards them, panting.

He explained with an apologetic look: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! This is my drone!"

Fang Yuan frowned and looked at him: "Is it enough to just say sorry?"

"You have nothing to do, right?"

"Isn't it fun to throw cement on our heads?"

"Believe it or not, I pushed you to the ground and hammered you!"

When the fat man heard this, he nodded and admitted his mistake at first, but the moment he heard cement.

His face was not stiff.

He smiled awkwardly: "Well...actually...don't be angry if I tell you..."

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"Huh?" Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment: "You said it!!"

"Actually...actually...this is not cement..."

"It is... ashes~~"

"Fuck!!"

The words just fell.

what

Wen couldn't help but uttered a curse word, and hurriedly slapped his body, wishing to scrape off his skin.

The two girls were so frightened that they almost cried.

Although they don't get much.

But when I thought that those things were the ashes of dead people, my scalp felt numb and my whole body couldn't bear it.

Only Fang Yuan didn't have much reaction after hearing this.

Instead, he frowned and looked at the fat man angrily.

"You really want me?"

"Is it fun?"

"Who are you scaring?"

"You are really itchy!"

Hearing this, Fatty felt sad.

"ah?"

He quickly explained with a grimace: "No, no..."

"I'm really not trying to trick you or scare you."

"This is really ashes!"

"If you don't believe it, I can swear it!"

"If I lie to you on purpose, I will be hit by a car and die when I go out!"

"This..." Fang Yuan looked at the serious-looking fat man, and it didn't seem like he was lying to him.

But this is a bit intriguing.

After Fang Yuan was silent for a few seconds, he took a closer look at what was hanging on the drone.

It turned out to be really an urn.

In order to clarify the doubts in my heart, I squatted down and scraped some out of the urn with my hands.

I pinched it and even smelled it with my nose.

This wave of operations made several other people's scalps feel numb.

Especially Xiao An, who yelled: "Ah~~ Coach... those are ashes!! How dare you smell them!!"

.........O

Fang Yuan ignored her and frowned deeper and deeper.

Finally, he stood up and looked at the fat man, and said with an unkind expression: "Why do I not believe you so much?"

"You think I'm a fool?"

"This is obviously cement, but you told me it was ashes? And you said it wasn't intentional?"

"It seems you have to call the police to be honest!"

After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number.

As a result, the fat man was dumbfounded this time.

He asked with a shocked look on his face: "What did you say?"

"Is this cement? Not ashes?"

"Impossible!! Absolutely impossible!!"

"I got this from the funeral home!!"

“I still have the receipt from that time!!”

"No, I'll show it to you."

After saying that, he took out a receipt from his pocket and handed it to Fang Yuan.

Fang Yuan took a closer look at it.

His pupils shrank sharply, looking shocked.

After a few seconds, he looked at the fat man in disbelief: "Did you really bring this from the funeral parlor?"

"Ang~~" The fat man nodded: "These ashes still belong to my father!! Do I need to lie to you?"

Senseless!!

Fang Yuan felt like his head was buzzing.

After taking several deep breaths, he said calmly: "Hurry up and call the police!"

"I can be 100% sure that this is either ashes or cement!!"

Beep~~

As soon as these words came out~~

Everyone present was shocked!!

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

[Cement? How is it possible? Either Fang Yuan saw it wrong, or the fat man lied, but I don’t think the fat man looked like he was lying. 】

[I don’t think so. If it were really his father’s ashes, he would take them to the wild and scatter them. How could there be such a son? 】

[Don’t you know that this is also a way of burial? Some people even use balloons to carry ashes into outer space. 】

[To be honest, under normal circumstances, I would believe Fang Yuan more. However, when there are receipts from the funeral home, he said it was cement. I think it is unlikely and this is too ridiculous.

Fang Yuan's words were like a bombshell.

Everyone's heads were buzzing and their brains went blank.

It took the fat man more than ten seconds to come back to his senses.

He shook his head vigorously: "Impossible! How could it be cement?"

"I got this at the funeral parlor. The funeral parlor can't fake it!"

However, the words just fell.

The fat man looked shocked!

His pupils couldn't help but dilate and he stared at Fang Yuan.

He asked a question that even he thought was impossible: "Could it be that... the funeral home is committing fraud?"

Fang Yuan shook his head solemnly: "I don't know, I don't even know if you are lying!"

The fat man smiled bitterly and replied: "Do I need to lie to you?"

"It's really my father's ashes!"

"He ran away from home when I was very young. He said he liked freedom. He wanted to travel the great rivers and mountains of the motherland and abandoned me and my mother!"

"My mother and I have been dependent on each other all these years. To be honest, I'm quite a bitch."

"It wasn't until a few years ago that I received a call. Someone told me that my father had died unexpectedly and that his body was at the funeral parlor. He asked me to handle the funeral arrangements."

"How could I possibly go?"

"I wish he would die soon!"

"Until the past few years, after I became a father myself, I gradually felt relieved."