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“So I went to the funeral home early this morning to bring his ashes back.

"Don't he like freedom?"

"I will scatter his ashes in this wilderness, which can be regarded as fulfilling his wish!"

After listening to the fat man's explanation.

There were strange looks on everyone's faces.

Good guy.

Is this what you call relief?

It's better to keep the ashes in the funeral home.

If you do this, you will be defeated!

Fang Yuan pondered for a moment, then pinched out a small amount of ashes from the urn and said, "I'm sure this is either ashes or white cement!"

"First of all, the color is wrong!"

"The color of the ashes is white or off-white, sometimes it also appears light yellow or brown."

"Its color mainly depends on the temperature and time during the cremation process, the chemical composition and content in the body and other factors."

“If the cremation temperature is too low or the time is too short, the color of the ashes will be gray because some substances have not been completely decomposed.

"In this case, the ashes will not be burned into powder, but there will still be many rough particles and unburned bone fragments."

"And if the cremation temperature is too high or too long, the color of the ashes may be yellowish because the calcium in it has decomposed into chemicals such as calcium oxide and calcium hydroxide."

Hearing this, everyone present was stunned!!

All faces were filled with astonishment.

Such popular science knowledge came from the mouth of a driving school instructor.

I really don’t know if he is knowledgeable or not doing his job properly.

After the fat man came back to his senses, he asked blankly: "But... isn't the gray powder inside me just there?"

Fang Yuan shook his head slightly and explained: "It's gray-white, yes, but do you think its composition is a bit too fine?"

"In most cases, the ashes will not be burned so finely."

"And the color is obviously whiter."

"If you find someone who knows cement, and you ask him to come over and take a look, he will be able to guess right away that it is white cement!"

"White cement is mainly composed of silicates and has low ferrous oxide content, so it has good whiteness and gloss."

"The main component of ashes is calcium phosphate, so there must be impurities in it!"

"So from a morphological point of view, there are obvious differences."

Then Fang Yuan handed a small piece of white cement to the fat man and said lightly: "Blow it!"

"Ah?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, but he still chose to do it and blew lightly.

"Then what!!"

Fang Yuan asked with a smile: "Do I have any more?"

"Yes!" The fat man nodded: "What does this mean?"

“It’s easy!”

"We all know that bones have a lot of calcium, so they become hard."

“Once decomposed, the texture of the ashes becomes very light, similar to that of burned straw ash.

"If what I was holding were ashes, they would have been completely scattered by just blowing on them."

"White cement is completely different. It is ground into powder from stones. It's just that the shape has changed, but the essence has not changed. It's still stone!"

"In comparison, it is much harder to blow than ashes!"

The fat man nodded thoughtfully.

"That makes sense!"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "In addition, there is the last and easiest point to judge, the smell!"

"Bone itself has no noticeable smell, unlike white cement."

"Although it is powder ground from stones, many chemicals are added during the processing, so if you smell it carefully, you will find the smell of chemical products."

In order to confirm what Fang Yuan said, the fat man put his nose to Fang Yuan's hand and smelled it.

In an instant, his expression completely changed.

With a frightened look on his face, he said with trembling: "This... this... how is this possible!!"

“Is it really just white cement??”

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was shocked.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also furious.

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[Holy shit!! Isn’t this too scary? Turning ashes into white cement? Who is so bold and dares to do this? A funeral home? If this is true, who will dare to go to his place to have his body melted in the future? 】

[How is this possible? How dare a funeral home play like this? Once it is found out, it is no joke! I suspect that this fat man is lying. It is even possible that he is mentally ill and imagined it himself. 】

[I saw a piece of news on the Internet before. An American couple opened a private funeral parlor, and then collected money to cremate their customers. However, they did not cremate the dead people, but dismembered them and sold them to research institutes across the country. Finally, He made some concrete to fool his employer, but he was accidentally discovered by the police when there were nearly 200 people there. 】

[I have also seen similar funeral parlors in the United States. However, they do not sell body parts, but use green methods to dispose of corpses to help customers bury them. The advertising is very good, and many people pay a lot of money to ask him to help bury them. As a result, The guy didn't do anything at all, he just found a place to bury the body. "It wasn't until later that the stench was so bad that no one discovered it."

After listening to Fang Yuan's analysis, everyone was shocked.

The fat man asked with an ugly face: "What should we do now? Go to the funeral parlor?"

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly: "Call the police!"

"Why would you call the police on something like this?"

"Let them come over with forensics and instruments to test whether it is cement or not!"

"good!"

After the fat man came to his senses, he immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number, and explained the situation in detail.

For such an outrageous incident, the police arrived with forensic doctors in less than 20 minutes.

When Fang Yuan saw the familiar figure, he couldn't help but laugh.

Team Wang sighed with melancholy: "I guessed that it might have something to do with you."

"Hey~~I didn't expect it to be true!"

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "I am also a victim, okay? I got cement thrown all over my face for no reason."

"cement?"

Hiss~~

Team Wang looked at the forensic doctor who was doing the test and said in disbelief: "You can even distinguish between ashes and cement. What a freak!"

While the two were chatting.

Forensic testing is over.

It was announced on the spot that this was white cement and not ashes at all.

As soon as these words came out, Fatty was completely confused.

Team Wang and other police officers were all shocked.

He asked the fat man again and again: "Are you sure it was taken from the funeral parlor?"

The fat man nodded solemnly: "Can I lie about this kind of thing casually?"

It's not that Team Wang is too cautious, but that this matter can be big or small.

To put it mildly, it was the fat man who made a mistake. "It will be fine if we find out."

But speaking more seriously, if there really is a problem with the funeral home.

That would be terrible!!

This is just one!

Who knows how many people’s ashes have been wrapped up and turned into white cement?

As the old saying goes, the dead are the gods.

After a person dies, only these ashes remain to prove that he has appeared in this world.

Now you tell him that the ashes are gone?

Gone!

It was replaced with white cement.

Isn't this funny?

Where did the ashes go?

You can't just grow your legs and run away, right?

The story hidden behind this is intriguing.

Why use cement to replace ashes?

Is it a fake death?

Or was it used by criminals for other purposes?

unimaginable!

If something like this happened to a funeral parlor, who the hell would dare to go to the funeral parlor for cremation?

At that time, all the previous family members came out to make trouble.

It will cause great unrest in society.

Thinking of this, the cold sweat on Captain Wang's forehead couldn't stop breaking out.

Immediately a call was made to Bureau Yang.

This case is a bit bizarre.

There had never been a similar case before, and Team Wang simply didn't know how to deal with it.

Then I think about it, things may be much scarier than I imagined.

He must ask Director Yang for instructions.

As a result, when Director Yang received the call, he almost fell off his chair.

"What?"

"Ashes turned into white cement?"

"Are you kidding me, Lao Wang?"

Captain Wang cried and laughed and replied: "Director Yang, I have brought the forensic doctor to test it, and it is confirmed that it is cement.

"Then are you sure the reporter lied?"

"Well..." Captain Wang glanced at the fat man and shook his head: "At present, it doesn't look like he is lying. If you want to find out, you have to go to the funeral home to investigate."

"But the problem is, once we blindly investigate, it's easy to alert the snake, so I'll call you first and ask what you should do?"

After hearing this, Changju fell into deep thought.

The ashes turned into white cement!

He has never encountered such a case.

As the director of the branch, he thinks much more than Team Wang.

Funeral parlor, what kind of place is that?!

If something really happened there, it wouldn't be as simple as replacing the ashes.

According to government requirements, every step in the funeral home must be recorded in detail, even videotaped, and all submitted to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

After all, the dead are the most important, so if there is a dispute later, they can still be called out to check.

Under such a premise, who dares to do anything?

At least ordinary people can't do it.

In other words, if there is really something wrong with that force.

The shady story inside is probably too big to even imagine!!

Regardless of whether it is a public or private funeral home, the leaders are not some little gibberish who can be manipulated casually.

Once we take action, if we can't thoroughly investigate, people like them are very likely to suffer backlash!

Just in case the news gets spread accidentally.

It will cause great social panic.

At that time, superiors will inevitably come to hold you accountable.

Such a big matter cannot be settled with just a few words of curse.

It is estimated that one by one of them, they all have to take off their black hats.

At this point, he has no way out.

Because he thought of Fang Yuan!

The situation at the scene has already been broadcast live on the Internet.

If he doesn't take urgent action, it won't be long before the superiors call to ask.

Thinking of this, Director Yang's brows had already furrowed into the character "Sichuan".

He immediately ordered the king team: "You should immediately bring your team to raid the funeral parlor. As for the search warrant, I will bring it to you right away!"

"Oh, by the way, try not to cause too much commotion!"

Captain Wang nodded solemnly: "I understand!"

After hanging up the phone, everyone else's eyes were focused on Captain Wang, looking forward to the next order...

However, Team Wang turned to look at the fat man and asked, "Can you tell me in detail where you received your ashes?"

The fat man nodded: "Of course, because dad has been dead for several years and I haven't taken care of him."

"So when I went over, the staff told me that the ashes were sent to the

Deposit.

"I went to pay the money, went through the formalities and took it out."

Team Wang frowned and said, "Okay! Now please come with us and take us directly to the ashes storage area."

"$789!"

The police are leaving.

Sudden!

Team Wang turned to look at Fang Yuan and smiled: "Fang Yuan..."

Fang Yuan was a little frightened by his expression, and asked nervously: "What are you doing? You don't want me to go with you, do you?"

"I'm not going! I still have to teach students how to drive."

Who would have thought that the next second, Xiao An would just sell him out: "Coach...it doesn't matter, we support you! Where are you two?"

He Wen also nodded: "Can I go with you to see it?"

Only Li Min might be timid, so she shook her head and didn't want to go.

Team Wang took the opportunity to climb up: "Hey~~ It's you who said it~~ I didn't say it~~ Besides, you are also the first person to discover the case, and you have an obligation to cooperate with our police work.

do.

"Let's go!!"

Fang Yuan couldn't help but twitched his face when he saw Captain Wang's knives, and then glared at Xiao An: "I can go, but none of you want to go!"

"Don't!!" Xiao An immediately panicked and kept begging.

But in the end, under Captain Wang's words, these people had no choice but to be sent to the main road in front and took a taxi back.

Fang Yuan drove the fat man to the funeral parlor in his car.

In order to figure out the case as soon as possible, the group arrived at the funeral home in less than five minutes.

After getting off the bus, Team Wang, led by Fatty, rushed straight to the ashes storage room.

When the staff saw this battle, they got off the job on the spot.

Many people who were waiting for the cremation of their relatives in the funeral home were also attracted by this scene and looked over curiously.

Team Wang and others arrived at the ashes storage room unimpeded.

There are tall cabinets here.

There are many small compartments inside each cabinet.

It contains the ashes of the deceased.

But what can be placed here are basically unclaimed ashes.

When the administrator saw the police arriving, he came up and asked without knowing why: "Comrade police, do you need any help?"

Team Wang nodded: "Pointing to one of the grids and asking, are there ashes in it?"

The administrator looked at the number and nodded: "Yes, the people here have been cremated for three years, and no one has claimed them yet.

"Yeah! Open it!"

"Ah~~" Although the administrator didn't know what Captain Wang wanted to do, he still found the key and prepared to open it, and slowly took out the urn inside.

But at the moment he was about to take it out.

3.0 A loud shout suddenly came from not far away: "Who asked you to open it! Put it back!!"

I saw a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walking over quickly.

Seeing the urn in the administrator's hand, he angrily reprimanded: "I asked you to take care of the ashes, and this is how you take care of it? Don't let it go? Put it back!"

"Ah this..." The administrator looked at the man in the suit, then at the policeman, and finally put him back obediently.

Team Wang frowned and didn't wait for him to ask questions.

The man in the suit asked with a smile: "Comrade police, what are you doing? Are you handling a case?"

Team Wang nodded and hummed softly: "Please open the urn, we want to check it out!"

"This..." The man in the suit looked embarrassed: "This is not good, the deceased is the most important, even if you check the ashes, it will be nothing, right?"

"Besides, if you want to open it, you have to provide the procedures."

Captain Wang looked livid when he saw the man he liked. He didn't expect that a man would appear to cause trouble at this critical moment.

Right now, the more you delay for a minute, the more likely it is to have an accident.

After taking a deep breath, Captain Wang slowly said: "The formalities are already on the way, you can open it now!"

"How is that possible?" The man in the suit smiled faintly: "It's your responsibility, this is the rule, I'm sorry."

Then he turned to look at the attendant next to him and said in a low voice: "Call the director and tell him that the police are coming."

Hearing this, Team Wang only felt a headache.

Now I want to forcefully open it for inspection, but I'm afraid it's a bit against the rules.

But if we continue to wait, we are afraid that what we will receive is not the search warrant from the King's team, but the order to withdraw from the team.

Don’t underestimate a funeral parlor. The administrative level of the director of a first-class funeral parlor is deputy director level!

Even an ordinary funeral director is at the lowest level and is at the same level as Director Yang.

Although the power level is not high, if someone comes to the bureau level, it will be overwhelming at the official level!