Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
94. I Forgot All About Driving. Did You Drink The Water Of Forgetfulness?
After listening to Fang Yuan's accusation, the police looked shocked.
Master Zhang and the man's faces suddenly became extremely ugly, and they had to stand up and explain at the first time.
However, with all the clues stacked together, the police had to consider this issue.
He immediately contacted his colleagues to retrieve the surveillance video at the entrance of the community.
According to the surveillance.
The man just stood there doing nothing at first.
Until the training car drove over.
He carefully came to the back of the training car, put the things on the ground, and started to carry them.
At first glance, there was nothing wrong with his action, as if he accidentally put it there and was just pressed by the time.
If it weren't for what happened later, even if the police looked at the surveillance, it would be the full responsibility of the training car.
But now it's different!
An ordinary gift bag contains an antique.
And it was placed behind the car without any precautions.
First of all, it gives people a very suspicious feeling.
In addition, after the so-called master came over, he determined that it was real without saying a word.
If it were someone who didn't understand cultural relics, I'm afraid he would have to admit defeat.
After all, the master has spoken in person.
But who could have thought that the master actually lied!!
He would rather lie with his eyes open to help the man.
This shows that the two of them are in the same group.
They teamed up to blackmail people!
This plot is too outrageous, who could have thought of it?
An ordinary accident turned out to be a carefully arranged scam!
However, what shocked everyone even more was that.
Fang Yuan, a driving school coach, was so proficient in cultural relics.
If there is a possibility that their scam will fail.
The only possibility is that they just happened to meet an expert who knows cultural relics, and he must be very proficient.
Otherwise, ordinary people can't tell whether a broken Jianzhan is real or fake.
But Fang Yuan can list seven false evidences for it.
This scene is too magical.
Faced with the whole situation with ironclad evidence, Master Zhang and the man had no way to defend themselves. "120" still relied on them to keep shouting injustice, and the police took them away for interrogation as soon as possible.
During the interrogation, Fang Yuan took the opportunity to make a record.
However, when they were about to leave, they heard an astonishing result.
This is not the first time these two people have blackmailed people.
This so-called Master Zhang, relying on his fame, recruited more than a dozen such people, and looked for prey outside all day long.
He has cheated many people during this period.
The reason why no one called the police was that the cultural relics they used before were not too valuable.
At most, a few thousand or 10,000 or 20,000 yuan.
And the compensation was not much.
The people who were blackmailed saw that they had got a bargain, so they just accepted the loss and paid the money.
After all, it was indeed they who broke the things, so they were somewhat at fault.
But what they never expected was that the so-called master certification certificate was actually a fake!
After the incident, everyone left the police station.
Xiao An still looked back with lingering fear.
The two-hour experience was too exciting for her.
She is still a little confused now.
For safety reasons, Fang Yuan drove her directly back to the downstairs of the community.
As for Li Min, she took a taxi back.
After all this trouble, it was 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Fang Yuan didn't have time to have a good lunch, so she simply bought some things and hurried back to the driving school.
An He and Lin Xi also arrived at this time.
The first thing they did after meeting was to greet each other: "Hello, coach!"
"Yeah!" Fang Yuan nodded and asked: "Where's Xiao Ming?"
Hearing this, Lin Xi couldn't help but laugh: "He's in the lounge, saying he's too embarrassed to see anyone!"
Fang Yuan smiled speechlessly: "Go call him over, we are leaving."
"No need... Coach... I came out by myself!"
Xiao Ming walked out of the lounge with a haggard face and a bit of melancholy.
"What's wrong?" Fang Yuan couldn't help but click his tongue.
Xiao Ming smiled bitterly and replied: "Coach... I am not pure anymore... I am with a man..."
"Woo woo woo~~~"
Looking at Xiao Ming's appearance, Fang Yuan laughed out loud.
"What are you doing? You're just dating a guy."
"Let me ask you, were you happy at that time? Were you happy?"
"Woo~~" Xiao Ming choked up and replied: "I thought she was a woman at that time, so I was happy."
"That's it~~"
"Think about it, what did you lose? Won't all your money come back?"
"There is such a person who cares about you and greets you every day, and sends you warmth through video calls, making your life more interesting.
"Is this called cheating?"
"This is called sending warmth to singles!! Do you understand!"
"If it wasn't him, could you experience the beauty and pain of love?"
Fang Yuan's words directly confused Xiao Ming.
I feel like I need to grow a brain.
After being stunned for a while, he replied stupidly: "It seems so~~"
"Hey~~" Fang Yuan couldn't help laughing out loud: "That makes sense... If it wasn't him, you might not know when you will have such an experience again. ”
“If you meet someone you really like, but you have no experience and lose the girl, won’t you regret it even more?”
“So, why are you sad?”
Hiss~~
Xiao Ming gradually fell into deep thought, with a clear and confused look in his eyes.
He even nodded unconsciously: “Coach...you are right!! I should thank him!”
“Huh~~”
“But...I am still dating a guy?”
Puff~~
Fang Yuan couldn’t stand it anymore.
He laughed loudly while patting the car door.
The two girls next to him couldn’t help laughing.
Xiao Ming had a dark face and muttered: “I knew you were fooling me.”
“But coach, what you said makes some sense. At least I know how to date someone.”
“That’s it!” Fang Yuan calmed down and waved his hand with a smile: “Get in the car, you will be the one to start the war today!”
“Oh, okay!”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all amused by the scene just now.
[Popularity] +1+1+1+1.
[Is this the legendary PUA? Why do I also think that what Fang Yuan said makes sense? As a single dog, I really want to experience the feeling of love. If someone really comes to talk to me at this time, and finds such a beautiful woman, I will definitely be very happy. ]
————[Forget it, the money has been returned, which means it is a scam. What's there to be entangled about. If it weren't for his good luck, Fang Yuan helped him to point it out, and he would have nothing in the end. No matter how bad it is, it won't be worse than it was then, right? ]
[Male? Then I'm excited~~ Is there a similar scam? I want to join the game, even if I get cheated, I'm happy. ]
[Just now, my boyfriend was playing on the computer, I told him a dirty joke, and secretly played his black 8, and then ran to the bed. He chased me and pressed me under him. I couldn't resist. He said, little bad guy, I caught you. Then he took off my panties with all his strength and flicked my black 8 lightly. At this moment, I felt so happy!】
After several people got in the car together.
Xiao Ming fastened his seat belt and began to adjust the seat.
I don’t know what happened to him today.
He was not satisfied with any adjustment and even adjusted the seat to a very forward position.
If it was a woman here, Fang Yuan would probably ask her on the spot if she wanted to feed the steering wheel.
I thought Xiao Ming would adjust it back, but he kept pushing the button forward, wishing he could stick his whole body to the steering wheel.
Fang Yuan asked speechlessly: "What are you doing?"
Xiao Ming replied blankly: "I'm adjusting the seat!"
"Don't adjust it either."
"Just sit on the steering wheel!"
"Hehe~~" Xiao Ming smiled awkwardly [and took the initiative to adjust the car to the back.
But he was not satisfied with the adjustment, so he had to bite the bullet and release the handbrake and lift the clutch.
I thought the car could start smoothly from the back.
In the end, he even had problems starting the car.
When lifting the clutch after ignition, the car vibrated.
Bang~~The flame is off!!
When he turned off the engine for the first time, Xiao Ming's face was a little stiff and he glanced at Fang Yuan, fearing that he would be scolded.
Quickly relight the fire and try again.
However, the second time still had the same result, and it clearly felt like it was about to start.
But suddenly he paused forward and turned off the engine.
Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly, but did not say anything.
But it was still like this until the third time.
Xiao Ming's face looked like a frost-beaten eggplant, and he opened his mouth and said: "Coach...me"
Fang Yuan glanced at Xiao Ming and replied calmly: "Why don't you go get a firefighter's certificate?"
"With your fire-fighting skills, I guarantee you will be accurate in every test!"
As soon as these words came out, the two girls behind burst out laughing.
Xiao Ming replied with a grimace: "Coach, I was wrong... What's going on? Is there something wrong with the car? Isn't it often like this?"
"fart!!"
Fang Yuan responded directly: "I don't blame the car for the problem!"
"You're going to get trampled to death when you put it in gear!!"
"Otherwise the car will definitely stall!"
"Ah?" Xiao Ming replied in confusion: "Trampled to death? What trampled to death? Who did he trample to death?"
Hearing this, Fang Yuan laughed angrily on the spot.
The voice unconsciously increased in decibels: "Trample me to death! Trample me to death!!!"
"Haven't you noticed that every time you lift the clutch to shift into gear, the reverse is also lifted?"
"Can you not turn off the engine?"
"..."
Xiao Ming glanced at his feet and said with a guilty smile: "Coach...I know..."
After saying that, he quickly tried to ignite again.
This time the car finally started smoothly.
The smile on Xiao Ming's face also reappeared.
On the road, I drove for more than ten minutes and it was fairly stable.
But when he saw a telephone pole at the intersection ahead.
Xiao Ming asked inexplicably: "Coach, there are telephone poles in front of us, what should we do?"
Fang Yuan's mentality was about to explode when he was asked these stupid questions.
There are telephone poles in front of you, what should I do?
"Stop for a moment and I'll get off!"
"Huh?" Xiao Ming asked in confusion: "Coach, what's wrong with you?"
Fang Yuan looked at him and replied calmly: "I'll get out of the car and help you put it away!"
Xiao Ming shook his head and said, "Coach...it's not like that!"
"No? Then why would you ask me such a stupid question?"
"How about you just run into it?"
"No, no!" Xiao Ming hurriedly changed lanes and walked another way...
Fang Yuan raised his head and sighed in pain, then lowered his head and fiddled with the storage box for a while.
Then he took out a lighter from inside.
Light it with a snap.
Xiao Ming was stunned by his operation.
He asked with a confused look: "Coach...what are you doing? I don't smoke?"
"Ha~~" Fang Yuan laughed: "Let me turn on the turn signal for you."
"Look!"
"Hahahaha~~~" The two girls at the back couldn't stand it anymore.
The one who laughs is leaning forward and leaning back.
Xiao Ming grimaced and said, "Do you have any sympathy?"
"It's because I fell out of love that I acted abnormally today..."
Hearing this, Fang Yuan nodded in agreement: "That's right... you must have drank the water of forgetfulness."
"Otherwise, why would I not remember how to practice driving?"
It's better now, and the two girls behind are smiling even more happily.
Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
[\]+1+1+1+1....
·[These two people are really wasting their talent if they don’t talk about cross talk. When I was learning to drive, an elder sister couldn’t get in when she was emptying the warehouse. She asked the coach if I should drive forward. Coach: If you don’t, call your husband and son over and let’s go together. Lift the car inside. 】
·[Coach: Have you not eaten? I'm right, I haven't eaten a bite of food since morning. Coach: Are you awake? Me: How do you know? I didn’t even sleep last night. Coach, shut up!]
[When I was learning to get my driver’s license, the instructor really liked chatting with me. The key is that we are both men. Later I asked him out of curiosity. Coach, why are there so many people? You and I talk the most. As a result, he told me that with your skills, it would take a year or two for us to be together, so it would be good to get familiar with our relationship now!]
[Coach: Where is the black spot on the car? Me: In front of the car. Coach: Beautiful!】
[One time when I was practicing driving, I accidentally drove too fast. The instructor suddenly said, "Hurry up and hit the brakes? Why don't you go to college and stay and repair!"
Xiao Ming asked with a confused look: "Coach...what is Wang Qing Shui?"
Fang Yuan suddenly remembered that they must have never heard of this song.
In order to make him understand deeply, I sang a song on the spot.
"Aha~~I'll give you a cup of forgetful water~~"
"I hope you won't shed tears all night~~"
"All sincerity, let it be blown by the rain or the wind.
“The love you give cannot be taken back~~”
After listening to this section of lyrics, Xiao Ming’s face melted!!
"coach!!"
"If you want to scold me, just scold me!"
"Stop making excuses and scolding me."
"This is a hundred times more uncomfortable than when you scold me!!"
"Ha~~" Fang Yuan glanced at him lightly: "Then you are a person who has studied for two years to get a driver's license."
"Isn't it because you're scolding me if you stall the engine at the start of three?"
"How unpleasant the scolding is, don't you have any idea?"
"Looking at your car training, it's like shit. I'm embarrassed to say that I'm the best coach.
"This is a huge insult to my character."
"You break your defense if I sing a song?"
"What about 0.7 me?"
"Aha??"
Senseless!
Not only Xiao Ming was confused, but the two girls behind were also confused.
He returned blankly: "Aha? What do you mean?"
Fang Yuan calmed down and replied calmly: "Ah, you don't even recognize me anymore?"
"Isn't it just the cup of love-making water it gives you?"
Pfft~~
Lin Xi couldn't stand it anymore and laughed loudly.
"Coach, stop talking...I'm laughing so hard!"
Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at her: "After getting off the car, you can practice first!"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xi's smile disappeared instantly and her face froze.
He begged with a bitter look on his face: "Coach...I was wrong...can you please stop scolding me for a moment?"
"Don't worry!!" Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "I hardly curse people... don't I?"
"No!!"
"You'd better scold me!"
"I'd rather you scold me!!"
Fang Yuan waved his hand: "As long as you don't act stupid, I won't even bother to say it. Do you think I want to say it?"
After saying that, he looked at Xiao Ming: "Drive!!"
"oh oh!!"
A few minutes later, the car arrived at a suburban intersection.
There are no other coaches here except them today.
But there was a large truck parked on the side of the road, and it seemed that the owner was not in the car.
After Xiao Ming got out of the car, he breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
Looking at Lin Xi who also got out of the car and was about to come over, he cast a look of pity.
After Lin Xi got in the car, she made every move carefully, fearing that Fang Yuan would suddenly say something.
As the car started slowly, I couldn't help but feel relieved when I saw that Fang Yuan didn't speak during the whole process.
As a result, it was still open, and it was not even twenty meters away.
Fang Yuan suddenly said: "Did you see the car tilted?"
Lin Xi stretched her head and glanced ahead, and smiled awkwardly: "I saw it, it's a little crooked!
"Well, I see, you don't turn the steering wheel!"
"What? Are you going to use your mind to put the car back on track?".
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