Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

Lin Xi stuck out her tongue and quickly put the car back on track.

Fang Yuan explained, "Don't hesitate to turn the steering wheel. Just love and hate like you are in love."

"Otherwise, your boyfriend will run away with me and you won't be able to react!"

"I know, I know!! Coach~"

Lin Xi replied guiltily: "Why do I feel that when I'm driving in a straight line, I can't run straight?

"Is this line not straight?"

"What the hell?" Fang Yuan looked at her in shock: "If you think the line they drew is not straight."

"When you take the exam, remember to bring a bucket of paint and draw the lines on the spot!"

"Uh..." Lin Xi was so criticized that she didn't know what to say.

Simply don't reply and drive seriously.

While passing through the front section, I found that the manhole cover was a little raised.

He hurriedly asked: "Coach... look at the manhole cover in front of you... what should you do?"

Fang Yuan glanced at it lightly: "What should I do? I'll get out of the car and kick you in?"

"Well... should I take a detour?"

"if not?"

"All right!"

Lin Xi then turned on the turn signal and looked in the rearview mirror, preparing to change lanes.

As a result, I forgot to turn off the turn signal after completing the lane change.

Not only that, but the radio was even turned on, and a very exciting piece of music was playing.

Fang Yuan was stunned.

He asked with a confused look: "What are you doing? Do you want to dance?"

Lin Xi looked at the broadcast in embarrassment and replied with a guilty conscience: "I pressed the wrong coach~~"

"Did you press the wrong button?"

"Where's the turn signal?"

"I don't know about it either."

"Hey, it's not enough to have loud music, you have to bring in some lights?"

After saying that, he even gave her a disco song in person.

This is the best of times.

——This is my favorite era.

——Where did the big manhole cover come from?

I stepped in with my feet.

- Such a dynamic beat must be placed outside the door to look cool.

——How can there be obstacles on the moving line of my disco?

After singing, he said quietly: "Look, does this song suit you very well?"

"I said you weren't driving, you were dancing. Is there anything wrong with you?"

Senseless!!

Everyone in the car was stunned.

Looking at Fang Yuan in shock.

21What is all this!!

Xiao Ming didn't dare to laugh at all from behind.

Thinking back to how forgetful I was just now.

At this moment, I have a feeling of being connected to the same disease.

Lin Xi came to her senses and asked blankly: "Coach...is there really such a song?"

Fang Yuan shrugged: "Otherwise..."

"It's quite touching... I'll listen to it later."

"It still feels good, hurry up and practice, I'm going to be pissed to death by you two!!"

Fortunately, Lin Xi didn't cause any trouble in the remaining section of the road.

But when An He got in the car.

Fang Yuan completely collapsed.

Just after putting on the simulated lighting, I started to work on it.

The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the car shook three times on the spot.

After it was over, he still asked blankly: "Coach...why doesn't the car leave?"

Fang Yuan smiled lightly and replied: "Because I didn't push it."

"Ah?" An He was stunned and looked at Fang Yuan confused: "What do you mean, coach.

Phew~~

Fang Yuan tried to calm down and reminded: "Then why don't you discuss it with it and ask it how it will go?"

"Oh~~" An He nodded thoughtfully.

He really said to the steering wheel: "Little car, be good! Let's go, okay~~"

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan's eyes were as wide as ping pong balls.

Even the two toes at the back were awkwardly knotted.

"No~~"

"I asked you to shout it, but you really shouted it!"

"My car is not that high-end, and it doesn't have voice control function!"

"Oh~~" An He smiled awkwardly: "Then what should I do to make it go away?"

Phew~~

Fang Yuan took a deep breath again and pointed at the gear lever and said: "You put it in gear! How do you get to neutral!!"

"Oh!!" An He chuckled: "I'm sorry, coach..."

"It's okay...just concentrate on driving, I'll hang it up for you!"

After saying that, he directly helped her shift into first gear.

An He smiled sheepishly: "Coach... This is so embarrassing."

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "It's a small matter, remember to call me when you drive in the future and I will put it into gear for you!"

"Hmm!! Okay!!"

The two people behind looked at An He's dumbfounded expression, somewhat shocked.

Can't you tell that the coach is speaking sarcastically?

In the end, you agreed without hesitation?

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked by her brain circuit.

[X]+1+1+1+1.

[People who have been here tell you that when you are learning to drive in a driving school, you must not pick up girls. There was a female student who was very beautiful. The sun was shining brightly that day, so I sat in the car with her and chatted. She kicked the accelerator and drove me into the driving school wall, and I broke through the wall directly. Fortunately, the coach and the girl behind me were both hospitalized. It wasn't worth risking your life trying to pick up a girl. 】

[I remember that when I was learning to drive, I was scolded by the coach. Later when I came home, my dad was taunting me, saying that I was of no use because I couldn’t even learn how to drive. Later, when he failed his driving test for the second time and slept in bed for a whole day without eating, I would pass by him every time with my driver's license in hand. 】

[Being a coach is really a profession that requires patience. You don’t have to worry about students being stupid or being too smart. The key is that students shouldn’t scold people too hard! 】

[This is nothing to you. When my coach and I went out to practice subject three, we accidentally rushed into the river. I thought he would scold me bloody, but he actually took out the fishing tools from the trunk and directly set up a nest to fish. I was stunned! In his words, he has never been in such a good position. If you have ever caught fish with this kind of fishing platform, you must experience it!】

at this time.

Fang Yuan is in pain.

A black car passed by them.

He parked directly next to the large truck.

Fang Yuan didn't care at first.

But when he saw the person in the car opening the window, then turning the fuel tank cap of the large truck.

Then he took out a pipe from inside.

I immediately guessed something.

He quickly pressed the horn on the steering wheel.

Drop~~~~

The person in the car in front was so frightened that he almost dropped the pipe.

Fang Yuan stuck his head out and shouted: "Hey~~head oil thief!!"

However, the people in the car in front didn't take his shouting seriously at all.

Continue to prepare the pipe to be inserted into the fuel tank.

Fang Yuan couldn’t stand it anymore.

Press the brakes immediately, unbuckle the seat belt and get out of the car.

He took his cell phone and shouted in front of them: "If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"

Seeing how tough Fang Yuan was, the people in the car had no choice but to withdraw the tube angrily.

When it was over, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he shouted: "What the hell, do you like to be nosy?"

"Just wait for me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the car sped away.

When Fang Yuan returned to the car, everyone asked with puzzled faces: "Coach, what are you doing?

"What can I do? Steal oil!"

"Stealing oil?" Lin Xi replied in confusion: "Is it the oil in the front car? What are you doing?"

Fang Yuan turned around and rolled his eyes at her: "What else can we do? Sell it!"

"Ah? How much oil is that? How much can it be sold for?"

Hearing this, everyone in Fang Yuan laughed.

"When you buy a car in the future, you will know how expensive gas is."

"A full tank of fuel for a large truck like this costs 3,000 to 4,000 yuan!"

"You told me it's not worth it?"

"So expensive?" Lin Xi was shocked: "My friends only cost 200 or 300 yuan to fill up the tank. I thought this one is the same?"

Fang Yuan shook his head and explained: "This group of people is the so-called oil rats and oil thieves."

"Specializes in stealing oil from large trucks."

"To put it bluntly, he is just a thief, but the things he steals are a little different."

“These big car drivers run long distances every day, for days and nights at a time. They can’t sleep well and dare not slack off.

"Everything you earn is hard-earned money. If it is stolen once, it will be in vain in a few days."

Everyone nodded thoughtfully: "What should we do? Do we still need to call the police now?"

Fang Yuan shook his head: "Forget it, one more thing is worse than one less thing. Forget it if they leave and continue practicing driving.

"Oh~" An He started the car again after receiving the instruction.

Since they came late in the afternoon, Fang specially asked them to practice for a while.

They practiced until about 6 o'clock before letting Lin Xi drive the car back.

As for the threats made by the gang of oil thieves before leaving, they had long been forgotten by Yuan Yuan.

After seeing off the three colleges, he found a nearby restaurant to eat.

Ordered a big meal to show off.

I ate until it got dark before I came out of the restaurant feeling my stomach.

Then I got in the car, fastened my seat belt, and prepared to go back to the driving school for some news.

However, when he stepped on the accelerator, he found that the car was not moving at all.

For a moment I thought the handbrake was not loosened.

But after careful and repeated inspections, we found that nothing was wrong. Could it be that the car was broken down?

Fang Yuan was a little confused until he saw the accelerator icon showing that the car was out of gas.

Where's the oil?

I just added oil yesterday, how could it run out of oil so quickly?

Could it be that the fuel tank is broken and leaking oil?

Fang Yuan was confused and had to get out of the car to check.

But it turned out that the fuel tank was not broken at all, and not a drop of oil fell on it.

What the hell?

The oil ran away on its own?

Sudden!!

A flash of inspiration flashed through Fang Yuan's mind.

I couldn't help but recall the threats made by the oil thief during driving practice in the afternoon.

What the fuck??

Could it be...that they did it?

Fang Yuan's heart was like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.

He acted bravely for a moment, but ended up getting himself involved?

What is this!

I thought they were just talking about it, but who would have thought that they would actually come to take revenge on him.

In the middle of a meal, I ran out of gas.

Not much money though.

But it’s so irritating!

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan did not hesitate to take out his mobile phone and dial the police number.

Waited for about twenty minutes.

A police car arrived.

After getting off the car, the police seemed to have known it was Fang Yuan and said hello directly.

“Fang Yuan~~”

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Comrade police...my car is out of oil. I guess it was stolen?"

Hearing this, the policeman had a strange look on his face.

"I've heard of people stealing oil. This is the first time I've heard of someone stealing oil from a coach. It's not like you."

"I don't want to either!!" Fang Yuan helplessly explained to them what had happened before.

The police officer immediately replied with a serious look on his face: "You are so brave, you dare to go to the city to steal gas."

"If we don't catch them now, we'll have to catch them again in the future!"

After saying that, he took Fang Yuan to nearby businesses to investigate and monitor.

Soon, the cause of the oil loss was found.

It was really stolen by the black car that afternoon.

With the license plate number, the remaining problems are solved.

The police made a phone call and reported the license plate number to the bureau and asked them to help check the surveillance of the black car along the road.

However, after more than ten minutes of investigation.

Eventually they were disappointed.

The car kept appearing on the surveillance screen when we were in the city.

But when it drove to the suburbs, there was no trace of it anymore.

I wanted to investigate the information through the license plate number.

The result showed that the license plate number was that of another van.

There is also another owner of the car.

It shows that the oil thief’s license plate number is a set!

Now we’re in trouble!

The clues were interrupted, and there were no clues left except the car model.

The policeman looked at Fang Yuan with a wry smile: "I'm afraid we won't be able to catch them for a while.

"But don't worry, we will definitely conduct a detailed investigation on this matter after we return.

"Once it dares to appear in sight, we will arrest it immediately."

Fang Yuan also knew that there was really nothing he could do, so he nodded helplessly: "Sorry to trouble you."

But at this moment, a tanker truck sped past the intersection.

Fang Yuan's brain suddenly trembled.

He quickly said: "I have an idea!!"

"Although I'm not sure if I can catch anyone, I can give it a try!"

"Huh?" the policeman asked doubtfully, "What can I do?"

Fang Yuan pointed to the speeding oil tanker in front and said, "Follow it first.

The policeman was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately out of trust in Fang Yuan: "Okay!"

Because the coach car ran out of gas, Fang Yuan had to get into the police car.

By the way, I called the boss and asked him to come over and fill up the gas. It would be needed at 270pm.

After the boss secretly scolded him for a while, he honestly ran to cheer him up.

On the way, the policeman asked doubtfully: "Aren't we going to catch oil guzzlers? Why are we following the oil tanker?"

Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "Don't worry, you will know later."

After about ten minutes of following.

Everyone discovered that the tanker truck was not going to the gas station.

Instead, he came to a remote car repair shop.

Looking from the outside, the garage has a large yard that is enclosed inside.

But the oil tankers were extremely conspicuous.

The policeman looked stunned: "This place doesn't look right. Why are there so many oil tankers? Is it a place dedicated to repairing oil tankers?"

Fang Yuan replied with a serious expression: "You'll know after you get out of the car and take a look."

After a simple exchange, several people decided to go to the car repair shop to have a look together.

However, the moment they closed the door.

When I saw what was being done inside, I was shocked on the spot.

The policeman shouted without hesitation: "What are you doing!!"

"Squat down and hold your head!!"

After saying that, he immediately took out the handcuffs from his pocket, rushed forward and cuffed the two of them.

When the other people saw this, they were all frightened.

He squatted on the ground and remained motionless.

After everything was under control, the police immediately called the bureau to send someone to help.

The reason for catching them.

It’s because when I came in just now, I saw them unloading the oil from the tanker!!

With a scene like this, you know what they are doing without even thinking about it.

Stealing oil is no small crime.

No wonder there are so many tanker trucks here.

But what puzzled the police was how Fang Yuan knew this place.

Fang Yuan explained with a wry smile: "I don't know either...I told you, I was just taking a gamble, but I didn't expect it to happen to me."

"What's the meaning?"

"It's very simple. At least half of these tanker truck drivers can make extra money."

"You can't find it anyway. You are a fool if you don't make money?"

"Because gas stations will perform measurement and acceptance when filling in fuel."

"Oil will be installed only after the acceptance is successful."

"However, there are always some accidents when filling fuel, in order to avoid damage to the rights and interests of the aircraft.

"The state stipulates that the error of fuel measurement is three thousandths."

"For example, for a 20-ton oil truck, three thousandths is 60 kilograms.

"They can completely extract the three thousandths and sell it to private oil companies, and it won't be considered a violation."

"Don't underestimate the three thousandths, it's more than 30 liters, which converts to 400 yuan."

"If you make seven or eight trips a month, that's thousands of dollars."

"If it were you guys, would you like this money?"

After listening to Fang Yuan’s explanation, the policeman nodded: “Indeed.

"So you plan to follow it to find the place where the illegal oil is collected?"

Fang Yuan chuckled: "Yes and no..."

"They are not stupid either. If it were so easy to catch, they wouldn't have been discovered until now.

"The situation I just mentioned is that you can sell oil when it is fully loaded with oil.".