White Moonlight is Not Easy To Do

"Amitabha, Xue Ji, you have killed." Zhang Su smelled the roasted pheasant on the fire, swallowed and said, "Is it better to eat Sanjing meat?"

Xue Ji skillfully roasted the pheasant and said, "But we don't have the money to buy 'Sanjing Meat' to eat. Besides, eating a chicken is different from eating people. When I was in Qingqiu, everyone ate chicken."

The poor ghost Zhang Su is also ashamed of the shyness of the money, give her a little more time, she has only returned to the mortal world in the Middle Earth for a few days.

Zhang Su solemnly sighed: "In the future, we will make more money, and we should not dislike any work we encounter, such as delivering mothers, castrating stallions, chasing ghosts and subduing demons, doing things for the dead... All have to be accepted, as long as the money is enough. In this way, we will kill less when we want to eat meat."

Xue Ji chuckled and said, "Sister Su, you are such an interesting person! I have never seen someone as interesting as you."

Zhang Suquan regarded it as a compliment, the important thing was to be happy, and said, "That's because no one you've met before is as good as me!"

Xue Ji nodded and said, "Very, very true!"

Saying that, she picked up the roasted pheasant, smelled it, and said, "It's cooked..."

Zhang Su's eyes lit up: "Really? Tear off half of it for me!"

"This is not the Three Pure Meat."

"I didn't go home either."

The two shared a roasted pheasant, and their stomachs felt full, so they set off on the road and arrived in Yangzhou City in a day.

After arriving in Yangzhou City, Zhang Su put on a man's robe outside the fairy clothes, and let Xue Ji pretend to be a medicine boy and stroll around Yangzhou City.

She walked around the market for a day, and finally found out about a few "businesses". The prefect's wife was going to have a baby and she needed a midwife. The old lady of the Jia family, a big family in the city, had just ascended to heaven to ask for a ritual. A Western BMW is about to give birth to a foal - someone to take care of the foal.

Zhang Su and Xue Ji discussed which one to go to to pick up the business, Xue Ji always felt that it was really new to do things with a "master" (in her eyes), so she started to get excited and said, "Of course I'm going to the prefectural government. The adults are good at delivering the wife's birth, welcoming the newborn, great merit and auspiciousness, and the prefect is rich, so the treatment will not be bad, right?"

Zhang Su nodded and said, "I think so too, let's change into women's clothes, but don't wear white."

"I don't know that yet?"

So the two put on a blue sackcloth, and dressed themselves up a little more old-fashioned and ugly before going out. Zhang Su went to the prefect's mansion and found that the prefect's wife was also an elderly woman in this era, and her physique was weak, and she might die.

Zhang Su came out to talk to Xue Ji, and Xue Ji said, "If Sister Su really knows how to deliver and heal, it would be a great merit to do this."

Zhang Su was also very happy, so the two knocked on the back door of the prefect's house, and the servant who opened the door asked them why they came.

As soon as the little servant heard that it was Mother Wen who delivered the birth, the servant went back and asked a woman in charge, who came back and said, "Our wife has already invited Mother Qian, Li Wen and Wang Wen, these three are from Yangzhou. The most famous woman in the house, who are the two of you on the table?"

Zhang Sudao: "We came from Danyang City and first arrived in Yangzhou."

The little servant said: "Oh, it's still from other places, then our mansion is even more afraid to use it, and we don't know if it's really stable mother, who dares to joke about the safety of the lady and the young master?"

Zhang Sudao: "Don't look down on people like this. Not only am I good at delivering babies, but I'm also proficient in medicine. How can an ordinary woman be able to match me?"

The servant got impatient, threw out two copper coins, and said, "Take the money and go, go to another place to beg for food, what is this place?"

Xue Ji's face turned green and she said angrily, "Who do you think is begging?"

The servant said: "Why, do you still want to beat someone in front of the prefect's mansion?"

Xue Ji said, "You arrogant bastard!"

The little servant was annoyed when he was scolded as "dogs see people low", he whistled, and a ferocious big yellow dog jumped out of the house not long after.

When the big yellow dog looked at Xue Ji and barked wildly, Xue Ji suddenly felt a little weak, this snow fox was naturally afraid of such a big dog.

"Ah!! Help!!" Xue Ji turned and hid behind Zhang Su. The big yellow dog had a sensitive nose and was very excited when he smelled the fox smell. He ran out and rushed towards Xue Ji.

Xue Ji ran around Zhang Su, the big yellow dog was chasing her, Xue Ji shouted: "Dead dog! Stop chasing! Your mansion is kneeling to beg the old lady, and the old lady will not deliver your wife!"

The fox ran fast, and the big yellow dog followed fast. One dog and one fox spirit ran many laps. Zhang Su was a little dizzy after being turned by them, but she knew that Xue Ji was really afraid of encountering a natural enemy, so she was embarrassed to avoid it.

Zhang Su couldn't take it anymore, so he took out a rope and knotted it, put it around the big yellow dog's neck, and pulled the big dog.

"Wang~~"

When the big yellow dog saw that it was Zhang Su covering it, he couldn't help grinning at her teeth. Zhang Su quickly jumped up and patted the dog's head, and the big yellow dog fell to the ground with a slight concussion.

The servant said angrily, "You dare to beat the prefect's dog?!"

Zhang Sudao: "We don't do your business anymore, why let dogs bite people?"

The servant said: "You killed the prefect's dog, what's your fault!"

Zhang Su said, "Are you blind? It's not dead, it will be fine in a while."

Zhang Su kicked the dog lightly, the dog barked lightly, Zhang Su threw the two copper plates back to the servant, and said, "Your family had better ask a good doctor to sit in the town and prepare more ginseng that is more than 100 years old. Otherwise, your wife's birth will be a near-death experience."

"Bold! You dare to curse my wife?! Someone!" The little servant called out, and seven or eight servants poured out, holding a stick and going to beat him.

Zhang Sudao: "That's all I have to say, so I can do it myself."

After saying that, they took Xue Ji's hand, and the two flew up to the roof and drifted away, leaving the prefect's servants looking at each other in dismay.

The merit and petty money of delivering births and saving lives can’t be earned, so we have to settle for the next best thing.

——They went to the big family Jia’s house to do things.

This time, they went to the door, and it happened so coincidentally. She met Daochang Li at the entrance of Jia's house, who had met the demon in Fu's house.

When she came to Jia's house to do things, she pretended to be a male Taoist priest. She looked the same as when she went to Fu's house before, and was recognized by Taoist Li.

Daochang Li gained a small reputation in the world of gods and sticks in the south of the Yangtze River. He told the host's housekeeper that she was a Taoist priest with a high level of cultivation, and the housekeeper respected "Daochang Zhang" and Xue Ji, who was pretending to be a Taoist boy.

I saw that there were already seven monks reciting sutras outside the mourning hall, and Daoist Li and the four Daotong children also followed them and performed Taoist rituals.

The seven monks and five Taoist priests did a very ritual in the courtyard outside the mourning hall.

I saw one of the seven monks, an old monk in front of the Dharma, wearing a Pilu hat, sitting in the middle of the yoga altar, and the other six younger monks sitting on both sides, respectively in charge of wooden fish and dang. Zi, hafnium, chime, bell and drum and other instruments.

They recited the mantras in the Dharani Sutra of "Saving the Flames and Hungry Ghosts", and knocked the instruments from time to time.

Seeing that the monks were working so hard, Li Daochang didn't want to be at a disadvantage, so he took his Taoist boy and rolled up his sleeves and started.

Daochang Li offered "Tongji loving father Qingxuan Jiuyang God Taiyi saves the suffering Tianzun" and "Zhongyuan Qiqi Beidu Great Sage Second Grade Pardoning Diguan Dongling Qingxu Great Emperor Qingling Emperor", and then brought four Daotong recited words and worked hard with complicated steps.

Zhang Su and Xue Ji stared blankly at the dedication of this group of monks and Taoist priests. After some time, the housekeeper came over and said, "Master Zhang, are you still not starting?"

"Huh? Oh."

The housekeeper said: "Does the Taoist want to eat first?"

Xue Ji swallowed, the fox was hungry, Zhang Su said: "If the housekeeper is where, the work hasn't been done yet, so there's no way to eat first."

The housekeeper said: "Look at what the Taoist said, this ritual is to be done for seven days. Don't you have to eat for seven days? If the Taoist is hungry, it's better to eat some fast food first."

Zhang Su said: "It's okay, let's do it first."

When Zhang Su was about to do something, he realized that he and Xue Ji didn't even have tools ready. Xue Ji secretly said, "Sister Su, didn't you say it's good to jump a few times? Look at them, they seem to be very particular about it."

Zhang Sudao: "Most of those important things are added by mortals themselves, and they are actually useless."

Xue Ji said: "The housekeeper has come over here, Sister Su, you jump in front, I'll jump with you."

Zhang Su coughed, and still advised herself to do a good job with respect. In order to save money for Guanyin Bodhisattva to build a temple, the unemployment rate in ancient times was so high, she should not pick and choose when she has a job.

Zhang Su said: "Let's work together as a dancer to make more money."

"Don't worry, little sister, our fox clan can't do anything else, just imitate fast."

Zhang Sucai came to the right of the group of monks, and also invited the ghost king in a simplified way, followed by Chaoling and then the Holy Spirit. Then, she picked up the sword and drew a Tai Chi and recited it.

Then he squeezed the tactic in his hand again, and began to dance the great **** while reciting: "There is a blue dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, a vermilion bird in the front, and a basalt in the back, with a canopy on the top of the head, the feet of the kuai gang, the supernatural power is bright, and the eyes are golden light!"

Zhang Su and Xue Ji danced beautifully and elegantly, very eye-catching, and there were many difficult movements, which made the housekeeper and servant present fascinated. It was the first time they had seen such a skeleton of Taoist rituals.

Zhang Su took Xue Ji and danced the great **** to complete a queer, and then made a jade seal in his hand, praised Yuanshi Tianzun, and said: "Daobao converts to the supreme way, and does not fall into perdition!"

Then she danced three times with Xue Ji, and Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

Zhang Su made the seal of the Qing Dynasty, praised Lingbao Tianzun, and recited: "Jingbao takes refuge in the Tripitaka, and does not fall into the ghost!"

Zhang Su's posture was unrestrained and elegant, and she danced in a new way again, and the master of Tongtian was stunned.

Zhang Sujie Taiqing seal, praised the **** of morality, and recited: "Master Bao takes refuge in the **** master, and does not fall into an alien!"

Zhang Su increased the difficulty and danced up and down for three laps. Lao Tzu Benzi was stunned.

The housekeeper sighed: "This Taoist priest really has a profound cultivation base."

Little servant Jia: "Although I don't know much, it's very beautiful."

Servant B: "Although I don't understand it, it looks amazing."

At this point, Zhang Su stopped for a while. Seeing that the group of monks and Taoist Li were sitting down to recite the scriptures, she thought that she could save some energy for the rest of the time, so she took Xue Ji to sit down and read the scriptures.

Because of "relieving qi" and boredom, the leader of Tongtian was interested in studying Zhang Su, and found that this woman from a humble background had a peculiar style of painting.

Just thinking about what it would be like to meet such a mortal woman, the second brother, who is arrogant and has a good face, is biased towards his disciples and has no shame, is happy to think about it.

Yuanshi Tianzun felt that if he let her walk in the mortal world, his old face would be lost.

...

In the afternoon, the back hall.

Monks and monks sit and eat together, and Taoists and Taoists sit and eat together.

Li Daochang was also very polite to Zhang Su, and asked softly, "Is there any problem with this deceased?"

Zhang Su swallowed a mouthful of rice and said, "I haven't found anything yet, why did Brother Li ask that?"

Li Daochang said: "Hey! Fairy is here, isn't it to subdue demons?" It turned out that Li Daochang saw Zhang Su in front of Jia's mansion. There was something strange in the mansion this time, so he insisted with the housekeeper at the gate. She is tall.

Zhang Sudao: "So there are so many demons? I'm here to do things too."

Li Daochang said: "Fairy is so cultivated, do you also do this?"

Zhang Su laughed and said, "It's gold, and it will shine wherever it goes. Suppressing demons and psychics is just a business of mine. Now that I'm entering the 'legal business', I will also strive to be a model in the industry."

Li Daochang gave a slightly bitter face and said, "Anyway, the fairy will leave some food for the poor Daoist."

Zhang Su patted Li Daochang on the shoulder and said, "Good brother, don't look outside, do the ritual together, and catch the ghost together. I really didn't see it, you already have your own brand in Jiangnan's legal affairs industry. , The name of Maoshan Li Daochang is quite respected."

Although words such as "brand" are too new, Daochang Li understood it and said, "Because Maoshan is in the south of the Yangtze River, and Maoshan is famous in the south of the Yangtze River, otherwise I wouldn't be able to become those monks, and the Taoist sect would be declining."

Zhang Su said: "The Taoist door is just too upright. Taoist priests have the heart to save the world, but they don't cater to people's publicity in terms of publicity, so the threshold is a little higher."

Li Daochang said: "Who said no. I have always been devout and polite, but I just didn't learn any real skills. I can only rely on... these to make a living."

Zhang Su saw that Li Daochang didn't have any bad karma. At most, he claimed to be able to exorcise ghosts and cheated a little money, and said: "You can't even use simple talisman techniques?"

Li Daochang said with a bitter face: "I won't admit it when someone asks me, and if the fairy asks me, I don't dare to hide it from you... I don't know it at all."

Zhang Su sighed: "Your heart is really big, even you dare to mix in the world of gods and sticks, and you even mix up a brand, you have not been beaten to death, you are also a talent."

Li Daochang couldn't help blushing, and said: "Fairy, why don't you accept me as a disciple."

Zhang Sudao: "It's okay in the first place, but you came from Maoshan, and Maoshan is a Taoist priest of the Shangqing School; I learned the Taoist method of the Kunlun School, which should have originated from the Yuqing School. I heard that Tongtian Cult Master did not like Yuanshi Tianzun. If I were to be a good teacher in front of your Shangqing sect and teach you the Taoism of the Yuqing sect, wouldn’t that be too disrespectful to the Tongtian sect master?”

Li Daochang wondered: "Is there still such a thing? No way? Sanqing is originally a family, and it is right that the Taoism and the law are the same."

Zhang Sudao: "I don't know the Taoist method, and I don't know if it is the same. It's better if you can learn the Taoist method or the method. I heard that Tianzun Yuanshi can't beat the leader of Tongtian."

Li Daochang said: "Sanqing is a family, why do they fight?"

Zhang Su said softly: "I heard that Tianzun... killed many of the leader's beloved disciples, and the leader was jealous and wanted to fight him. As a result, Tianzun couldn't beat his younger brother, so he invited his teacher and elder brother Laozi to help. , this way the sect master will not be able to fight."

Li Daochang said: "Fairy, you can't talk nonsense."

Zhang Sudao: "It's not my nonsense, many people know it. Although the Kunlun sect is authentic, when it comes to killing, your Shangqing sect is really good. The disciples of Tianzun are also average. You think, the leader of the sect teaches all immortals. There are so many apprentices, and his direct disciples are only twelve."

Li Dao sighed: "If this is the case, the poor Dao can't learn the authentic Taoist methods. Oh, fairy, you already said that you are a descendant of the Yuqing School. You are so... you are not afraid..."

Zhang Su said, "Don't accuse me, that's what I heard."

Kunlun's Yuan Shi was already flushed with anger, his chest heaving, he must kill her! This time he's going to kill her together! What does this kind of woman keep to make trouble for herself? Wouldn't this kind of scumbag be killed and kept for the New Year?

Therefore, Zhang Su, who was sleeping in Jia's guest room at night, was raised by a certain day on the dangerous cliff of Huangshan Peak in his sleep.

Yuan Shi unlocked the mana, Zhang Su also felt something was wrong, felt a chill in front of him, opened his eyes in a daze, and found a sword pointed in front of her.

Zhang Su's eyes widened - this was definitely not because she couldn't act but stared, but she was stunned.

She looked up at the fairy man in white and said, "Daoist friend, this is... why?"

Yuan Shi said coldly: "I said, I will kill you."

Zhang Su was stunned and said, "Can you give me a break for a year or two?"

Yuan Shi sneered: "Aren't you very courageous? Aren't you afraid of death?"

Zhang Sudao: "My Guanyin Temple has not been built yet. You can make me earn enough money by delaying me for a year or two. After I build the temple, you will kill me again."

Yuan Shi said: "No, you are an eyesore, you have to kill it now."

Zhang Su looked at him with a trace of resentment, and said, "I'm not obstructing your eyes. Every time you appear in front of me, my mana is low, and I can't find you! If you want to obstruct your eyes, it's you who obstruct me. Eye, when did I ever get in your way!"

Yuan Shi said: "You are simply unreasonable, shameless and immoral!"

Zhang Su was stunned for a while, and said, "I'm unreasonable? I'm shameless and virtuous? Are you reasonable, and you're shameful and virtuous?"

"..."

"Can't you answer it? You are the unreasonable and ruthless Yuanqing!" After Zhang Suying's acting skills were online, tears flowed out, covering his mouth with one hand and sobbing.

Yuan Shi found that the topic was led to the West by her again, turned around in time, and said, "You are not allowed to cry! How dare you talk nonsense in the world and slander Kunlun!"

Zhang Su remembered what he said to Daochang Li yesterday, and was taken aback, and said, "Friend Daoist, did your teacher want you to kill me?"

Yuan Shi said: "Don't you deserve to die?"

Zhang Sudao: "Did they force you?"

Yuan Shi said: "Who told you that... Yuqing is not as good as Shangqing?"

Zhang Sudao: "That...I guess."

Yuan Shi said: "You dare to talk nonsense just by guessing!"

Zhang Su swallowed his saliva and said, "Fellow Daoist, why don't you go back and talk to Yuanshi Tianzun, I sincerely admit my mistake..."

"Does it make sense to admit that you are guilty of such a big crime?"

Zhang Su said: "It's better, after I build the Guanyin Temple, I will build a Tianzun Temple for Yuanshi Tianzun, and then make a golden body for the old man. When I make a name in the world of gods and go to the court, I will let the emperor of the world live in the world. Respect Yuan Shitian and respect his old man as the head of the Three Purities!"

Yuan Shi snorted coldly and said, "I... we will despise you? No matter how clever you are, you can't justify your guilt!"

Zhang Su looked at him for a while, and suddenly became a little more confident, and said, "But how did you kill me? I felt your anger, but I didn't feel your murderous aura."

Yuan Shi used his mana, thinking that as long as he pierced her neck this time, his calamity would be over. Isn't this the best time?

Zhang Su stood up, Yuan Shi's sword qi pierced the skin in her neck, bleeding came out, and he couldn't help but move away.

Zhang Su said: "If you want to kill me, where do you need to come to Huangshan? Just chop it in the room."