White Moonlight is Not Easy To Do

Zhang Su walked in front of him, but Yuan still couldn't make a move, and the sword fell to the ground.

Zhang Su said: "So, you are poisonous and won't kill me."

Yuan Shi said, "You don't know anything, so don't be overconfident."

Zhang Su sighed: "I don't quite understand, why do you treat me like this, I just want to do this mental subtraction. You really hate me, why do you always show up? There are no people who are really unfavorable or indifferent. The intersection is basically in two circles. You came to me, if you really like me, you can say..."

"Do you think I'm a mortal fairy like the Seven Fairies? Why do I want to think about Fan? You have low mana and a humble background, why do you think..."

"I can work hard to become an immortal, and I will be worthy of you."

"Cultivation to become an immortal? Do you think it is very high-level?"

"Not enough angels? Then I cultivate to become a true immortal? I work very hard, I'm not like the kind of man who hangs on the silk. When he sees a woman and doesn't choose him, he says that women worship money and only love money. I don't work hard but just want to make women stupid If you are low, you will serve him. I am a woman with a sense of responsibility, and you are affectionate towards me, and I will live up to it..."

"What kind of affection? It's you who thinks about Fan, and insists on how I... How could I... What do you think I am."

"Are you... Jiro Maun-sama?"

"Why do you think I'm him?"

"You are a member of the Yuqing Sect, with a high level of cultivation, and you look down on the appearance of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother."

"You know I don't take them seriously, but I dare to treat me..."

"What's there to dare? My cultivation progress was very fast before, and now I am working hard to earn money to build temples in order to fulfill my wish on earth. It's not impossible, but I'm not an outstanding person because I pursue immortality..."

Yuan Shi said: "On your basis, no matter how you cultivate, everything you think about is high!"

Zhang Su sighed and said, "It seems that you really don't like me, really, why did you always do things that make me misunderstood?"

Yuan Shi said: "You are unsure of your own way, why do you blame me? Just think about it, since ancient times, you have heard about female immortals marrying mortals privately, and you have heard of which almighty immortals would be inferior to mortals. Fairy?"

Zhang Su knew what he was saying was the truth, the male gods were really looking for a mortal person to play, and after playing, they forgot that no matter the life or death of a mortal woman, only a mortal female immortal would love him with her husband as the key link.

Zhang Su turned around, bored, and said, "Okay, I know that you are delicate and expensive, then I can't stand up to you. Only Chang'e, the most beautiful person in the sky and the earth, is suitable for you."

Yuan Shi said: "Women are jealous, especially you."

Zhang Su couldn't help but smiled and said, "I'm jealous? This is the first time I've heard someone say that about me."

Ling Fei has been in contact with outstanding women in several generations. Most of them are beautiful, intelligent, mindful, and independent. She still loves such women. With their existence, how much fun does her life add?

Yuan Shi said: "Isn't it? You also said that you are the most beautiful in the world."

Zhang Sudao: "I know, your eyes are on the sky. A dragon matches a dragon, a phoenix matches a phoenix, I am a mouse and can dig holes. Is bloodline so important? You are the same as your ancestor. If bloodline is really so important , why did your mother marry your father? In fact, I used to object to the fairy marrying the scholar, but later I found out that I am not a little seven, and the sour scholar is a person without masculine charm in my eyes, but In Xiaoqi's eyes, that's the person you want. No matter whether it's an immortal or a mortal in this world, you can't judge other people's behavior choices based on your own three views. Just like I can't force you to accept people from humble backgrounds, you can't laugh at them either. I'll just refuse."

Yuan Shi said, "Didn't I refuse? You start thinking wildly when you see me." But he couldn't help himself, and he had a reason to come to see her, and he came again. He didn't understand it himself, he would be annoyed when he heard her cranky thoughts, but he would want to hear it when he turned around.

Zhang Su smiled and said: "Okay, there is no need to be proud of this kind of thing for a lifetime. Maybe next time I see you again, I'm already married. If you bring up the past again, it will make my husband unhappy."

Yuan Shi said, "Do you have to think about ordinary things?"

"If the person I like is a mortal, there's nothing I can do. Fortunately, I didn't ascend to the sky. Tiantiao only cares about the sky, not the monks on the ground."

"If you don't ascend to heaven, you only have a few hundred years of life."

"Hundreds of years are a long time."

Yuan Shi said, "It's not too long, it's too short."

Zhang Sudao: "I am a mortal, and it is a blessing to live for hundreds of years."

Yuan Shi said: "I have a way to make you soar during the day."

Zhang Su looked at him and said, "Why are you so strange, you want to kill me all of a sudden, make me worthless all of a sudden, give me good things I've never seen before, all of a sudden You want to help me soar again, but I really can't keep up with your rhythm."

Yuan Shi also looked at her, Zhang Su met his gaze, shuddered, and said, "You are really born with a pair of lightning bolts, and when you look at people, it seems like you are discharging electricity. By the way, show me your heavenly eyes. , you always use mind-reading skills on me, I don't blame you, you show me..."

Yuan Shihu frowned and said, "Who said I was Yang Jian? Don't be self-righteous."

"Are you Nezha?"

"no."

"then who are you?"

"I am... his teacher... uncle."

"Are you Guangchengzi?"

"Ah, um..."

"My God, Guangchengzi turned out to be so young. The Yellow Emperor asked Yu Guangchengzi, that was thousands of years ago..."

Yuan Shi: "…"

Zhang Sudao: "Although it is my own ancestor, I will tell you the truth. My ancestor was really a stallion, occupying so many women and giving birth to so many children. When he asked you, did you teach him all the tricks in the room? already?"

Yuan Shi gritted his teeth and said, "Zhang Erya! If you don't want to die, put away those **** things in your mind!"

Zhang Su wasn't too afraid of him, but felt that this "Guangchengzi" was a little master with thunder and rain, and said, "You can't beat Sister Sanxiao, so go back to your master Yuanshi Tianzun and hug your thighs..."

Yuan Shihan said with a sullen face: "Do you think that I didn't kill you, so you can climb up?"

Zhang Su said: "I don't say it if I don't say it. I don't care. I'm going back, and I have to work tomorrow."

"Just your job? You don't want to embarrass me in this world, okay?" Tong Tian knew Yuan Shi fairly well, and kept his face high.

"How can I be ashamed of relying on my ability to eat? And what's my shame on you? You didn't accept me as an apprentice..."

"Didn't you say that Yuqing is not as good as Shangqing, and you want to be my apprentice again?"

"Even if there is a difference, the difference is not big..."

Yuan Shi almost wanted to slap her, and saw the "spring love" on her face again, and said, "If you accept me as your apprentice, I will also be Nezha Yang Jian's little junior sister... Oh, I don't know if they are handsome or not, whether they are married or not. …”

Yuan Shi turned his hands behind his back and took a deep breath: "You really don't change after repeated teachings."

"If you want to teach me the virtues of women, you must read and learn first." Zhang Suchong winked at him.

Zhang Su thought about the picture of him learning the virtues of a girl, and the picture of him making her clothes one by one, she couldn't help but be very happy.

Zhang Su looked at the eastern sky and sighed, "I can actually see the sunrise..."

Zhang Su took out a gourd and took a sip of wine. She couldn't help thinking of the vague and clear past life and the past life. During the long time together, she would always watch the beautiful and eternal sunrise with that person. But when the days pass, I look back and find that hundreds of years are so short.

Zhang Su used magic to transform a couch of the imperial concubine, and lay on his side lazily while drinking and waiting for the sunrise.

Yuan Shi looked at her with disgust, snatched her wine gourd, and said, "What kind of wine are you drinking!"

Yuan Shi threw her gourd under the cliff, Zhang Su pouted and looked at him in dissatisfaction, Yuan Shi took out a treasure, a white jade gourd.

"Drink this from me."

Knowing that his wine must be immortal wine, Zhang Su hurriedly held it with both hands and smiled, "Send it to me?"

"…"

Zhang Su smiled lightly, and leaned back lazily, Luo Tuo was unrestrained and charming.

Zhang Su saw that he was leaning on his back with his very "smart" hands, and patted the couch lightly, saying, "Come and sit~~"

"…"

"Guangchengzi~~"

"Don't call me that!" Yuan Shi regretted that he had taken the identity of his apprentice, but it was really difficult for such a good-faced immortal to admit his identity.

Zhang Su took a sip of the wine in the jade gourd, and she was really fluttering. Seeing the sun showing a small side, she couldn't help but sing: "When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside, and when I reach the hillside, I want to sing, and sing it for my sister. , my sister listened and laughed~”

"I'll give a hug, that one will give me a hug, hold my sister on the sedan chair~~"

Yuan Shi shouted: "Don't sing! The song of the village is too ugly!"

Zhang Su raised his head and took a sip of wine, squinting at him, always feeling that he was looking like "Come and tease me", a few sips of immortal wine went down his stomach, which made him more courageous.

She stretched out her claws and pulled him over, as if Su Daji was teasing Boyi Kao.

She was full of alcohol, her chin rested on his shoulder, and she grabbed the placket of his chest and said, "You look better than the sunrise..."

Yuan Shi turned his head, Zhang Su got up, and hugged his neck from behind. She was not satisfied, and stretched out her claws to rub his hair. His long hair flew in the wind.

Zhang Su hummed again: "Am I teasing you? Why am I playing the villain again? Play the big villain White-eyed Wolf with Xiaoqi, and play the villain Vixen with you."

Yuan Shi's eyes showed a painful struggle, and he finally turned around and hugged her...

…

"Sister Su! Sister Su!" Zhang Su felt someone slap her cheek, she opened her eyes in a daze, saw that she was in the guest room, and sat up abruptly.

"Why am I here?"

Xue Ji said: "Aren't we doing things at Jia's house? The sun is shining, and Daochang Li and the others have started. You are sleeping too deeply."

Zhang Sudao: "When did I come back?"

Xue Ji said strangely, "Come back? Where did you come back from?"

"I went out tonight and came back..."

"Have you been out at night?"

"do not have it?"

"You've been here all the time. The voice is loud. Sister Su was too tired yesterday."

Zhang Su touched his neck, there was no wound, and he tried the taste in his mouth again, but there was no smell of alcohol.

Her expression was a little distorted, she was having a spring dream at the client's house?

She couldn't help but stroke her forehead, Xue Ji said, "Sister Su, you have to hurry up. We need to find a reasonable reason to get up late. Otherwise, the boss will give less money."

Zhang Su straightened her clothes and said, "Don't worry, don't look at my original name."

Zhang Su later fooled the housekeeper and the owner. When the time and feng shui were all over the sky, and then with Xue Ji to perform the dance, the owner felt that this Taoist priest was immortal, and his cultivation base was high. .

…

Tongtian arrived at the Kunlun Jade Realm again, but Yuan Shi knew that he was here, so he didn't show up. Tong Tianben had no choice, he dared to fight Yuan Shi, and compared Dao Fa, but Yuan Shi really didn't see him and avoided him, so he couldn't find him.

Tongtian said: "Second brother, I kindly came to visit you, but you have such a big prejudice against me, I am so disappointed."

Yuan Shi naturally heard his nonsense, and his face was already cold.

Tongtian said: "Second brother, I know what you did, and so does the eldest brother. If you want to get married, the eldest brother and I have to decide for you."

Yuan Shi's handsome face turned green, how beautiful he was, and what an immortal with aristocratic demeanor. At that time, he couldn't help hugging her. If he hadn't suspected Lao Tzu and Tong Tian looking at him, he wouldn't have been able to pull back from the precipice.

Yuan Shi Chuan said: "Third brother, are you bored enough to peep at me all day?"

Tongtian smiled and said: "I didn't, I just occasionally looked at that interesting little fairy, but I didn't look at you. You and I have the same origin as the beginning of the vitality of heaven and earth. Coming from chaos, I have looked at you for more than a million years. Why should I look at you now? If the second brother minds me looking at that little fairy, I won't look at it in the future."

At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, he knew that this would be the case, and once he made a mistake, it became an eternal hatred.

Tongtian didn't see Yuanshi, but it was enough for him to respond, so he went back satisfied and happy. From Tongtian's point of view, Yuanshi is also the golden immortal of the Primordial Yuan Dynasty, which is inexhaustible.

…

Although Daochang Li did not have the slightest magic power, he worshipped the Sanqing tablet three times in the morning and evening. When the incense was offered that night, the leader of Tongtian appeared, and Daochang Li was so excited that he fell to the ground.

"Give you three volumes of the Taoist Scriptures of the Shangqing Dynasty, practice hard, subdue demons and eliminate demons, and help the world."

After Li Daochang worshipped, he took the Taoist scripture that fell from the sky, and the Tongtian leader left. Li Daochang couldn't help crying and laughing while holding the Taoist scripture. He was finally able to learn his true skills.

However, when he opened the Taoist scriptures, the scriptures above were obscure and incomprehensible, and they were still written in seal script, and he was only dumbfounded.

"The ancestor of the sage of Shangqing, I can't understand it!"

Tongtian was speechless when he saw this scene in Daluotian's Biyou Palace. After he was proclaimed a god, he did not preach in the world anymore. After thousands of years, Daomen didn't even have anyone who could understand his scriptures.

The Yuqing faction is better than him. Back then, the twelve golden immortals were not conferred gods.

Tongtian thought for a while, and instructed Daochang Li to find Zhang Su to interpret the scriptures for him.

Zhang Suben had already studied the scriptures of Chi You Baodian, and the practice was based on it. Later, she was passed on by her second brother. Although the Yuqing School and the Shangqing School were different, she could understand the scriptures and professional terms.

The Shangqing faction always has some inheritance in the human world. It is no longer convenient for him to preach in the human world, so he can only use Zhang Suyi.

…

"Fairy, it's really a scripture given by Tongtian sect master. The sect master has shown his spirit! His old man pointed me to ask you to interpret the scriptures for me, I beg you."

After finishing the business of the Jia family's ritual, Li Daochang pestered Zhang Su and refused to leave. This is like a modern man who dreams of becoming a martial arts master wears martial arts, and gets the "Jiuyin Zhenjing" but finds that he can't understand a single sentence, recognizes every word, but still doesn't know how to practice. At this time, there is someone who can interpret the scriptures. How can Li Daochang let go?

Zhang Sudao: "Are you dreaming?"

Li Daochang said: "The poor Daoist sentence is true!"

Zhang Sudao: "Show me the scriptures."

Li Daochang looked left and right, this is a street noodle stall, people come and go, where can the treasure scriptures be taken out at will.

"Let's change place."

…

When the two reached the wilderness in the suburbs, Daochang Li respectfully took out the treasured scriptures, placed them on a high place, and bowed before handing them over to Zhang Su.

Zhang Su opened the scriptures and read the "Huang Ting Jing" several times. This is the complete and error-free version of the ancient times. She read a few volumes and said in amazement: "It's really the Taoist scripture of the Shangqing School! You kid, how can I say hello, the ancestors have shown spirits, and I gave you the scriptures, but you can't understand a single sentence. ."

Li Daochang said: "When I was young, my family was poor. I only read books for five years and knew a few characters. I really can't recognize a few of these seal scripts. Even if I do, I don't think I can understand them."

Zhang Sudao: "This kind of sutra is obscure and incomprehensible. People who have a predestined understanding have a different perception every time they read it, and different people have different perceptions. I can't translate it into Xiaobai. You can read the scriptures you can understand. Come on, buy some paper, and I will give you a copy of the "Huang Ting Jing" in your current characters. Then pass on your simplified five-element talisman, and while practicing the art of hand talisman, return the energy to the spirit. If you have new insights and benefits, you can learn it a little harder."

Li Daochang said: "Thank you fairy! Thank you fairy!"

Zhang Su patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Little Li, the most important thing in this practice is to concentrate. If there is any ritual, I should do it for you?"

Li Daochang grimaced and said, "Fairy is a person who has attained the Tao, why do you still have to do this work?"

Zhang Sudao: "I don't know the human world, I don't know the human world's hardships, and when I practice, I lack insight, and it is difficult to enter the cultivation base."

Li Daochang said: "The fairy is actually my teacher. The world is a family. The fairy teaches me, and I will offer some repairs."

Zhang Su patted him on the shoulder again and said, "There is a future! I tell you, it was you who had this fate when you met me. Otherwise, even if it is Emperor Qin and Han Wu, which one doesn't really want to cultivate Taoism? Which one learns the real skills. Now? They're all richer than you."

Li Daochang softened his shoulders and said, "Fairy, can you please stop arguing with the poor Daoist... whoever does something, men... men and women don't accept kisses."

Zhang Suliu raised her eyebrows and said, "What do you mean by moving your hands and feet, do you think you are a fairy? What can I mean to you? What do you think?"

Li Daochang smiled awkwardly and said, "What the fairy said is."

After Zhang Su said that, she couldn't help thinking about herself and the "white-clothed immortal"—she wasn't sure that he was Guangchengzi anymore. She felt that what happened that day was her dream from the very beginning.

It is impossible for her to be interested in Daochang Li. In his eyes, she is like "Daochang Li", so he let her tease him with his words and body, and the fact that he turned around and hugged her was a dream.

Zhang Su, Zhang Su, is it too shameless to have such a dream?

The door is inappropriate, the household is inappropriate, and the female harassment of the male is equally annoying. She has always misunderstood what he meant, and she should not take it lightly in the future.