Why Can’t I Play Games

"Our goal is to steal everything in durian technology!"

"As ordinary thieves, we must not rush forward. What we need to do is to collect information and obtain information on durian technology..."

"Especially the information about these security guards and watchdogs..."

"Besides, we also need to know various basic information about durian technology..."

"..."

A psychological expert once said that no matter how sunny a person is, there is a dark side deep in his heart that no one knows. The brighter you behave, the stronger the dark side of your mind.

In reality, many people obey laws and regulations, go to and from get off work honestly every day, and live a monotonous life day after day.

Over time, they feel bored, more or less eager for something new to wake up their numb nerves.

I hope to vent my deep depression and dissatisfaction with reality.

At least……

Let them feel that they are alive, not like a machine, spinning day after day, year after year.

But it's a pity.

Life cannot be repeated.

When you have been frozen in this world, unless you have great perseverance and courage, it will be difficult for you to jump out.

Many people, more or less, think that if they can change their identity to live, would it be wonderful?

Even if this identity is not visible, it is at least a different kind of experience!

In the dead of night.

It was snowing outside the window.

One by one street lamps, quiet and with a hint of chill.

The light of the video equipment is aimed at Peter's cell phone.

Peter stared at the screen inside the phone excitedly, feeling that every cell in his body was excited.

In reality, he is a law-abiding and good person, and he is even bullied and oppressed occasionally. A few days ago, he was so negative that he felt that even mobile games were bullying him, so he broke down and recorded a video angrily.

But now, the appearance of "Thief Simulator" is like opening the Pandora's box deep in his heart, allowing him to wander in the exciting taboo world.

In fact, he prided himself on being a man of great integrity.

but……

Being honest doesn't mean he doesn't want to be stimulated, or that he isn't interested in the virtual profession of a thief!

right!

It is a virtual job, I also follow the requirements in the simulator, I am just recording a video, I am not a real thief.

He reminded himself so.

Then, he analyzed the game grandly and started his "stealing" plan.

"Actually, if I could, I'd like to steal that damn security guard's shirt and leave him bare-chested!"

"But after seeing the vicious and vigilant appearance of the security guard, I feel very unrealistic..."

"Then first, get the information!"

"Huh? The black market grocery store has information about selling durian technology security? But, let me pay one dollar? Wait, I'm broke now, what should I pay for?"

"It seems to be in an endless loop. Stealing things can be exchanged for money, but if you want to steal things, you must have information. If you don't have information, you will basically be caught by the security guards..."

"Is it asking me to recharge? No, there is no recharge interface here?"

"Forehead……"

Peter found that the game fell into an endless loop from the beginning.

The game's official marketplace sells stolen items and purchases, but only if you need money.

The protagonist does not have a penny at the beginning, which means that he cannot buy information, and if he cannot buy information, it is not very easy to steal.

It's deadlocked.

Peter struggled for a long time, but he couldn't understand how the game started.

This game is also too bad for thieves, as if I am a thief on the head, as soon as he approaches the Durian Building, those security guards will run over to fuck him indiscriminately!

How to play this game?

He played until late at night, and after restarting the game N times, he stared at the streetlight not far from the game interface!

"Oh, God!"

"Here, don't tell me, this street lamp..."

"FUCK, if this street lamp is stolen, can I exchange it for money?"

"this……"

"..."

Subconsciously, Peter manipulated the character, climbed up the pole, and...

Remove the public street lights.

The street light on the game screen suddenly went dark, and then, he took the street light and ran to the mall to sell it, but he didn't expect it to be sold.

The purchase price of a street lamp is one cent, that is to say, it takes a hundred street lamps to get one dollar!

In the middle of the night, with an excited expression on his face, Peter manipulated the character to steal street lamps...

After stealing the second street light, he saw that the system triggered a special event, and then, the siren blared, and the policeman pointed a gun at Peter's character.

Peter looked at the game-ending screen, a little dazed.

"So, to steal a street lamp, you have to hide from the police on the side of the road? Can you hide in this bush? Eh? You can also steal the grass in this bush! God, wait, don't tell me that bricks can also be stolen?"

"Can it really be stolen?"

"FUCK, which ghost's game is this!"

"..."

When Peter found that every brick in the grass could move, he was as excited as if he saw the New World!

Then, excitedly, he picked up a few bricks and ran towards the store.

Unexpectedly, it could be sold, but it was sold very cheaply, only one cent for fifty bricks!

In other words, he needs to steal five thousand bricks!

After stealing 5,000 bricks, the flower bed over the grass...

Is this still Huatanma?

Peter's whole body became excited.

It took more than two hours to finally steal all the bricks in the flower bed.

Then!

His eyes turned green, and he began to stare fiercely at the lonely vegetation on the flower bed...

……………………

"Oh my god, this game is so insane, it's so insane that I really like it!"

"Damn, this sense of taboo, my God, this..."

"It's so cool, so cool, you can steal and sell everything you can see in the game, including manhole covers! Yes, you can steal manhole covers!"

"Wow……"

China!

After experiencing "Mountain Simulator", many Chinese players feel that they have been cheated by the universe technology.

Many people are overwhelmed by mentality.

The more serious players are, the more broken their mentality will be.

After all, who wants to stare at the screen for hours like a fool?

In the major social media circles, many people are scolding Cosmic Science and Technology, thinking that many people in Cosmic Science and Technology have been kicked out of their brains by donkeys, and they actually came up with such a game where cerebral palsy plays people.

And it also has a rhythm control running review, which makes "Mountain Simulator" seem like some awesome game of becoming a Buddha.

this moment……

Their word of mouth plummeted, and they encountered unprecedented resistance!

But!

Just after "Thief Simulator" came out, those players who had rushed in to resist started to slap themselves in the face again.

They are blown away by the amazing freedom to play in Thief Simulator!

The whole game is just as they thought, as long as you can see anything with your eyes, as long as you don't get noticed by the police, you can steal...

Even the grass in the lawn can be stolen and sold!

Yes!

The smiling grocery store owner who reveals the nature of a profiteer accepts whatever he sees...

Then measure how much it is based on the price of the item.

After this extremely high degree of freedom, and the destructive desire deep in people's hearts were well brought up, the players were so excited that they almost went crazy!

January 2nd!

A day after the game's release...

You can see all kinds of ridiculous screenshots on the Internet!

On the originally spacious road...

It was covered in potholes, and the water pipes inside were dug!

Yes!

Water pipes can also be stolen.

By the small lake with the original scenery of Durian Science and Technology, some fences disappeared overnight...

Some walking NPCs looked at the scenery as usual, and then fell into the lake with a burst of screams. After being rescued by the police, they angrily cursed at those wicked thieves...

All the street lamps that could emit light under the night have become empty, leaving only ten empty openings!

Yes!

The lampposts were all dismantled, transported away and sold separately!

Originally, the security guards of the Durian Technology Security Patrol Team would ride electric bicycles on the road every once in a while, but then...

The security guard stared at the battery car without batteries and fell into deep thought.

Of course, this is still normal.

Those battery cars were not stolen by the security guards. After driving out, they were thrown upside down on the potholed ground. Suspiciously looking around for the thief, they rushed to find a bush to hide in anger with an electric baton. , but the grass has already been stolen by the unlucky thief.

Then……

Although the game is over, netizens are very excited.

In the most exaggerated screenshots.

The whole place outside Durian Science and Technology is full of pitch black potholes, as if visited by a group of gold diggers. Wherever they went, there was no grass growing. This scene was once very embarrassing!

However, from the beginning to the end, the players were making noise outside the durian technology, and did not enter the durian technology.

Not to mention the first mission of the game.

Because they found that even if you bought their work and rest information from Durian Technology’s security guards, you couldn’t sneak in and open the gate…

Yes!

The door needs a key!

And the key...

It takes twenty dollars!

No matter how much you steal, you can't get enough money for the key.

because……

The degree of freedom in this game is indeed very high, but you can only choose to steal some things, you can't steal them all and sell them!

Otherwise, you will have nowhere to hide when security and police come running.

After all, you have stolen and sold the trash cans, haven't you?

No matter how hard the players think about reasonable theft schemes, they will never be able to buy the key!

"Depend on!"

"This game, shouldn't it cheat people?"

"There's no recharge system, so I can't even make up the cents!"

"..."

Then, on January 3rd...

From the other side of the ocean, a video from Peter became popular in China!

"Fuck!"

"God, don't tell me..."

"Damn, the way to make up a penny is to sell your clothes and pants? Only keep the pants? Can you change the key?"

"this……"

They are dumbfounded!

………………………

cosmic technology.

Zhang Yang entered the mobile game department again.

"Mr. Zhang..." Liu Kai, the person in charge of the mobile game department, stared at Zhang Yang with panda eyes, "Mr. Zhang, I just put the game "Tetris" in the universe mall, but there was no response. "Thief Simulator" is the most discussed in the universe mall now... Games like "Tetris" are really outdated..."

"Well, I know, didn't I promise a game for two days? This month, it's time to fulfill the promise. Well, next, you have to collect information from netizens on the Internet and see how players steal. The more information you collect All the better..."

"Mr. Zhang, this is..."

"There is darkness, of course there is light, there are thieves, of course there are policemen, what do you think?"

"'Police Simulator'?"

"right!"

"..."

"By the way, there is one more thing. "Thief Simulator" must be declared that only people under the age of 18 are allowed to play, and, before the statement, a warning must be added, the game is virtual, do not imitate, etc., in case Once someone really knocks down the fence of Apple technology, it's none of our business..."

"..."