Why Can’t I Play Games

The Star Internet Cafe has been upgraded again.

This time, the renovation not only updated all the computers, but also the boss Li Zongnan bought the house next door.

The house on that floor used to be a gymnasium. It was quite popular when it first opened, but it closed down last month not long after it opened.

The reason for the closure is quite simple, the pressure of competition is high, and the sales of fitness cards are not much, and there are no beautiful beautiful women and handsome coaches to help attract customers. It is really impossible to support the high rent here in Yanjing.

fitness……

To put it bluntly, it is actually an anti-human activity for many people.

Although everyone hopes that they have a body that screams tendons, or a good figure without a trace of fat that attracts men, but this requires years of persistence!

It's okay to persist for a month or two, but there are really very few people who can really persist in exercising for 365 days without slack.

The muscles in the gym are sore from exercise, and the boring training with equipment all day long is not easy to achieve...

This makes a lot of people impatient!

nonsense!

Lying at home watching TV, looking at the mobile phone, not happy?

Tendon meat?

One less day of exercise won't affect anything...

"Boss, I heard you are going to open a branch?"

"Haha, yes, we are going to upgrade to an Internet cafe here, and at the same time, there is also a fitness Internet cafe."

"What does internet cafe mean? What does fitness internet cafe mean?"

"This is a new concept, and I can't explain it, but it's a new thing, and you'll know it after a while."

"All right."

Due to the upgrade of the decoration, the Xingxing Internet Cafe naturally cannot access the Internet.

A few players who often come to the Internet are very depressed. After seeing Li Zongnan moving this thing and that thing again, they couldn't help pulling Li Zongnan to ask.

After Li Zongnan stopped and answered some of their questions, he continued to work again.

Internet cafe?

What is this stuff?

Several players felt a little confused when they heard this new term.

In fact!

This is only in 2006, this thing is really too advanced, so advanced that these people are not used to it, they always feel that this thing is very high-end.

Fitness internet cafe?

This is even more confusing, and they don't even know what this thing is.

Then...

They also saw the staff carrying some equipment, including large-screen monitors, which are not cheap at first glance...

They were immediately curious.

Some people subconsciously glanced at the nearby gym and found that in the fitness area on the second floor, many staff members removed some traditional fitness equipment and installed monitors at the same time.

When the sun was setting, they saw the staff wearing "Ice and Snow World" not far from the next door carrying some freezers and the like into the Xingxing Internet Cafe, which was being renovated, and on the newly painted walls of the Internet Cafe. The words "cooperative unit" were pasted.

This makes players even more confused.

What is this for?

In fact...

It's not just Xingxing Internet Cafe doing this...

Other Internet cafes that basically have an alliance with "Universe Technology" do this.

They have spent a lot of money to upgrade and rectify Internet cafes, and almost every Internet cafe has settled in the "Ice and Snow World" milk tea shop...

Many players across the country feel baffled by this series of operations.

"Universal Technology seems to be creating an alternative fitness world..."

"Cosmic technology seems to be invading the fitness world, and I want to give lessons to the gym..."

"The latest news is that "Reporter Simulator" is a fitness game. I think the foreign anchor Peter has been tortured by "Reporter Simulator"..."

"I've also heard that the "Reporter Simulator" seems to be just a test. When the test is truly mature, cosmic technology is very likely to be used in "Perfect Life"..."

"What? "Perfect Life" is the game ruled by artificial intelligence?"

"What's wrong with that game now? I heard that we human players are about to win the dawn of victory?"

"Yes! What game is ruled by artificial intelligence? Haven't we human players already played with artificial intelligence 55? We are about to break through the defense of the mental hospital, right?"

"The artificial intelligence Frank doesn't seem to be doing well, does he?"

"But Laomei is still ruled by artificial intelligence. They are still playing all kinds of human games. It seems that there are prison games, squid games... There are also many games in horror movies, which seem to be in this game. The game continues...the players have been tossed enough, and many of them have split..."

"day!"

"So backward over there?"

"Yes!"

"Come on, what's the deal with "Reporter Simulator"? I heard that it's a somatosensory action game. Except that you can't fully immerse yourself in the game world like in the novel, can you simulate other actions? Can you even simulate shitting?"

"Yes!"

"Uh, I heard it's still in beta testing, so it should wait until mid-June before it goes on sale?"

"All right!"

"..."

online……

After seeing the so-called upgrade of Internet cafes in their cities, netizens started talking about it.

Some people even started to chat about the "Perfect Life".

Although that game left some players after the rise of "Crazy Kart", there are still some players who stick to their positions.

Artificial intelligence VS human players, this itself is an unchanging truth.

but……

What interests players the most is the "Somatosensory Simulation Control" game of "Reporter Simulator".

After reading some of Peter's operations, I will contact some operations of Internet cafe owners!

All players are looking forward to it...

……………………………

This is a muscle-sore game.

Cosmic Science and Technology has developed new technologies in the future, which are addictive and desperate at the same time.

Peter is an otaku!

Never got into any fitness, exercise or anything like that.

He hated these things, he felt that they were anti-human and the source of all pain.

but……

Since the appearance of "Reporter Simulator", Peter has been immersed in it, wailing in despair and pain every day in the live broadcast.

(Sorry, you've been knocked out!)

(Sorry, you were attacked by terrorists...)

(Unfortunately, your physical fitness is too low, you must exercise...)

(Unfortunately, because the difficulty you choose is medium, the blood volume and defense of the corresponding NPC difficulty will increase...)

(There are truths and lies in the NPC's words, I wish you good luck...)

(…)

With each reminder, Peter began to doubt life!

Ten full days!

Yes!

Although he completed some simple interviews with humans, he didn't even go out of Xinshou Village for ten days...

Many NPCs seem to be very sincere. When you walk over to contact them, they will send you missions. However, many missions are deceitful.

for example!

(Please blow the head of Joe Yi, the CEO of Durian Technology!)

(Reward 200 gold coins!)

Peter was exposed to such a task!

Who is Joey?

Peter swears that this NPC is Durian Technology, which is the prototype of Apple Technology Joroy in the real world!

How do you accomplish this task?

cheat it!

The defense and attack power of every security guard in Durian Technology is astonishing. Even if you get close, it will be difficult for you to get close, let alone blow the head of a big boss like Joey.

Another example……

(Jump into the river and fight the monsters in the river!)

This task looks normal!

but……

When Peter really jumped into the water according to the prompt, the system will remind you that you must control the ring to simulate swimming.

Peter followed the prompts to swim.

But his speed couldn't keep up with the speed of the water at all, and he belched straight away!

"FUCK!"

"I did this, but I died and I did it all over again!"

"Damn it, what is this "Reporter Simulator"? This is simply "Fraud Simulator"!"

"This is Liar Simulator!"

"..."

Tried this game for more than ten days...

Peter really felt the deep malice from the universe technology.

Although the number of people watching the live broadcast online has exceeded 200,000, creating a new high in history, but Peter feels aggrieved, and feels that his IQ has been crushed by the game...

He thinks the NPCs in these games are too disgusting!

All NPCs look like they have malicious intentions!

It doesn't matter whether it's the FBI inside, a homeless man, or a thief.

June 14 late at night.

"Everyone in the audience..."

""Reporter Simulator" is about to open for sale..."

"However, I want to say one thing, that is, when you come into contact with this game, you'd better adjust this game to a simple mode..."

"Don't adjust the medium difficulty..."

"The medium-difficulty NPC is full of liars!"

"Of course, I don't know what the high difficulty mode is now, because I can't fucking get out of Novice Village..."

"Also, this game allows you to at least clear the current difficulty level before you can choose other difficulties, otherwise..."

"forget it!"

"..."

Reporter Simulator is similar to other simulators.

They are all downloaded on mobile phones and computers, and the official Cosmos Technology can download them.

However, the difference is that this game is downloaded for a fee, and it is not cheap, it costs about 500 yuan.

Members of the universe platform have certain preferential policies. In addition to downloading for a fee, they also need to customize a professional prop to start the game.

Gaiters sandbags, fitness rings, interview microphones...

In addition to this, it seems that some lucky players will give away wireless boxing gloves. As for what the boxing gloves are for...

The system does not prompt!

Although many players are a little disgusted with the paid downloading thing, and feel that Zhang Yang is on the same old path as other game companies, but the expectations in most people's hearts are still very strong!

After all, this is the first motion capture somatosensory game in game history!

This kind of high technology is still worth experiencing!

………………………

June 15th!

Morning!

The Xingxing Internet Cafe, which has been renovated for a long time, is finally open. At the same time, there is an "intelligent somatosensory immersive game experience area!"

Li Zongnan found that some fitness coaches also came to line up with livid faces...

(with updates)