Why Can’t I Play Games

He Sheng is a fitness trainer.

The morning sun shone on his face, he was wearing a vest, and his complexion was not very good-looking.

Speechless, but also filled with an indescribable sense of crisis.

"Game fitness", this is the voice he has been hearing recently...

Game Fitness!

What is this……

Game fitness is definitely a gimmick, and there is no real guidance, how can you game fitness?

This is a complete liar!

Although he disagrees with this concept very much in his heart, after checking the video of foreign anchor Peter on the Internet, he obviously has a kind of pressure to lose his job.

The line is long...

Some people saw the opening of the Internet cafe and walked directly into the Internet cafe.

"Is this an Internet cafe?"

"The combination of Internet access and milk tea and coffee is an Internet cafe?"

"Obviously the computer desk has been upgraded, and the service has also been upgraded. There are so many network administrators..."

"And computer ordering, and a kitchen? My God, this is not bad..."

"Wow, this enjoyment is really good!"

"..."

There were bursts of exclamations from the next door. He Sheng glanced at the environment of the Internet cafe subconsciously. He found that the decoration of the Internet cafe was indeed very good. , 5V5 high-end e-sports keyboards and mice appeared, and there are even high-end configurations such as e-sports chairs. In addition, the bar of the "Ice and Snow World" milk tea shop is also placed there...

The whole gives people a very enjoyable feeling!

He Sheng was dumbfounded.

but……

His purpose this time is not this, but the so-called "intelligent somatosensory immersive game experience area".

The queue is very, very long!

Even if he ran over early, he still had to line up.

When the experience area opened, He Sheng took a number plate issued by Li Zongnan himself, and walked in...

He saw a monitor...

Under each monitor, there seems to be a moving gear combat stand area, standing inside, you can move back and forth, left and right.

Is this similar to the principle of a treadmill?

Except for the addition of treadmills and boxing gloves, the configuration of other equipment is exactly the same as that of the live broadcaster.

He watched a player go up, then picked up the fitness ring next to him and tied a sandbag.

Then...

A prompt appeared on the big screen.

(Please enter your height and weight)

(The system starts to detect your physical fitness...)

(Please stretch the fitness ring and use your maximum strength to stretch)

(The detection is complete.)

(Please run, run at maximum speed...)

(test completed)

"..."

He Sheng stared blankly at the system test. This system test seemed to be different from the "Reporter Simulator" on the live broadcast. It seemed to be more detailed.

When a player with a weight of 160 and a height of 1.6 meters entered and entered the correct value, and after the test...

The system actually assigned him a character of similar size!

"Fuck!"

"So amazing?"

"Isn't this too high-tech?"

"Oh my god, does this still have the face-pinching function? It's the same as "Dance Dance Troupe", does it still have this function?"

"Oh my God!"

"Is this a high-end model worth more than 10,000 yuan? Isn't this really cool?"

"..."

He Sheng was a little stunned.

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone, clicked on the "universe platform" in the mobile phone, and subconsciously glanced at the download area.

He never imagined that Xingxing Internet Cafe can be equipped with a high-end model worth more than 10,000 yuan...

The configuration of the high-end model is indeed completely different from the ordinary model of Peter Live.

He not only has the function of big data to determine and generate body shape, but also has a face pinching system.

Is this too high-tech?

"Fuck, you're so awesome, you're just yourself, aren't you?"

"What a dick!"

"God, why are you so awesome?"

"..."

When He Sheng was in a daze, he suddenly heard bursts of exclamation.

He walked over subconsciously, and then saw a group of people surrounding a fat girl. He looked at the girl's appearance, and then at the girl in front of the screen.

The similarity is as high as 90%!

The girl was triumphant and seemed very satisfied, while He Sheng was even more shocked.

He watched this girl with the big screen in disbelief.

Can you pinch your face like this?

When he learned that this girl was an art student, he was a little surprised!

"Ha ha!"

"You are too annoying, you made yourself into Zhu Bajie!"

"Oh my god, this is outrageous, you turned yourself into Zhu Bajie, and you still have the whole Monkey King..."

"Ha ha……"

"..."

He Sheng heard another burst of laughter, and after hearing that, he ran to that direction again.

Then, he saw a player pinch his face into Zhu Bajie. In reality, he is a pretty handsome girl, but not too fat. The belly is also adjusted to protrude...

Isn't this Zhu Bajie?

The people who were watching were also laughing all over the place, and the player pinching his face was also laughing uncontrollably...

He Sheng discovered that face pinching made many players very happy, in various states.

He suddenly became interested in this "Reporter Simulator", and felt that this game seemed interesting.

At least……

The current face pinching session seems to be quite joyful...

Just when He Sheng was imagining how he should pinch his face in his mind, he suddenly heard a player not far away almost collapsed.

"Oh my God!"

"this……"

"I made a mistake, I ordered an advanced difficulty level 1..."

"but!"

"What's going on with these NPCs?"

"Cao Nima, damn it, isn't this torture!"

"Oh my God!"

"This... isn't this cheating?"

"..."

He Sheng, like other players, heard the crashing sound and walked over. He saw a player wearing glasses who had just entered the game and was not yet familiar with the game. Some friendly NPCs were all facing him for some reason. He launched an attack, and the attack power was quite astonishing. Before the player had prepared for a long time, he saw the prompt of GAME OVER in the game...

When he entered the game again, he also faced the situation of NPCs mobbing and besieging. Whether it was a thief NPC, a homeless man or the FBI, after seeing the player, they all raised their fists and rushed towards him as if killing their father and enemy. Any resistance was overturned.

"How do you play this game!"

When He Sheng saw the speechless expression of this player and said these words, an indescribable flame burned in his heart.

Before the start of "Reporter Simulator", there is a stretching exercise score, which will add various values ​​​​to the players in the game based on the score and various data.

HP, defense, including agility...

These are initial data.

Then, when you enter the game, you can enter the difficulty selection based on these initial data...

However, when your physical fitness does not match the ultra-high difficulty configuration, you will have a situation like this.

Repeatedly ravaged by NPCs.

And in the ravages, the system seems to adjust your body values ​​in all aspects according to your reaction ability...

Even if you choose ultra-high difficulty, the system seems to adjust the NPC's attack frequency according to the number of times you die?

However, if in reality, your physical fitness is sufficient and your reaction is fast enough, you can completely escape the attacks of these NPCs in the game, and you can even fight back.

"Let me try?"

He Sheng subconsciously said this sentence.

After saying this, the player subconsciously glanced at He Sheng, hesitated for a moment, then nodded, and handed all the controls to He Sheng.

He Sheng put on all kinds of protective gear and took a deep breath under the crowd of players.

Then, he glanced at the glove next to him again, hesitated for a while, and finally shook his head.

He picked up the fitness ring.

Click to start the game.

(Hobo NPC: Damn, how did this guy come back to life again? It's endless, right?)

(Thief NPC: This kind of player is really annoying, forget it, kill him again!)

When He Sheng entered the game, he found that the group of NPCs did not leave beside the character's corpse. When he saw himself revived, he cursed in a very humane manner, and then all surrounded him. Immediately rushed over and punched...

"How is this different from Peter's live broadcast!"

"The set of "Reporter Simulator" live broadcast by Peter is an intermediate version, and it is not a high-end version..."

"Ah, ah, ah..."

"..."

There was a burst of discussion among the onlookers.

Seeing countless fist attacks, He Sheng subconsciously began to dodge!

The characters on the screen also followed his dodge and began to dodge for a while, attacking the attack!

There was an instant burst of applause.

When He Sheng heard the applause, he suddenly felt an indescribable sense of vanity, but he still stared at the screen with all his attention.

Those goddamn NPCs in some are attacking him again...

He hides and runs away!

He runs faster and faster!

And the pulley under his feet in the real world also accelerated crazily with his running speed...

…………………

Zhang Yang is wearing sunglasses.

Quietly came to the "Smart Somatosensory Immersive Game Experience Zone" of Xingxing Internet Cafe.

Today, apart from making private visits on Weibo to see how the crowd reacted to the game, he also has another thought.

This kind of thought was his temporary idea.

He heard bursts of applause.

Then...

He heard the applause and walked over.

Then, he saw a muscular, sweaty young man in the game area, dealing with NPCs.

He found that the young man had chosen the level 1 mode of high difficulty. Although it was not the top level of difficulty, it was a mode that tested a person's endurance.

He observed for a while, and found that this young man was in peak condition, whether it was stamina or reaction.

it's you!

Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes.

About ten minutes later, when the young man came out of the game out of breath, Zhang Yang smiled and took off his sunglasses.

"Hello... I'm Zhang Yang, my friend, are you interested in playing a real fighting game between humans and the virtual world?"

"..."