Wilderness Lucky God

The live broadcast room was extremely lively, and everyone spoke actively and continuously.

This kind of question is not only used to test people's IQ, but also to swear at people, 6 is not good, and 6 is flying.

Ye Tian laughed heartlessly, and the live broadcast room was also very happy. There was only one person watching this scene secretly, with a confused expression on his face.

Of course, it was Annie who was sitting behind Ye Tian, ​​with a bewildered expression, and being able to speak Chinese didn't mean she could understand such a profound joke.

"I still can't give you such a profound topic. You see, you will turn your face."

Ye Tian said with an innocent face, the expression on his face was so unbearable that people wanted to beat him up, no, he muttered again: "I'm not so smart, blame me, it's really hard to be an excellent anchor .”

Although it was a muttering sound, everyone in the live broadcast room could hear it!

"23333"

"2333333"

"Anchor, I can't control myself."

"Anchor, my black belt is out of control, what should I do?"

"Anchor, I can't control my iron fist anymore."

"Anchor, I can't control my kitchen knife anymore."

"Anchor, my dog ​​is out of control."

"Anchor, I solemnly tell you that if you despise my IQ again, you will make me love you more. You have to be responsible for me and support me for the rest of my life. "

"666666...Upstairs, you traitor!"

"Weakly tell you, in fact, you can't beat the anchor. The anchor punches a hyena, steps on a crocodile, hacks a python to death... and even rides a forest elephant now. Well, who can't control himself."

"23333....I hate you who tell the truth the most."

 …

Anne: "..."

She only felt that she had been shot in the knee, because she didn't understand any of them until now. At this moment, she, who had excellent grades since she was a child,

She doubts her IQ very much at this moment.

"Haha~~ Let's talk about jokes!"

Ye Tian said with a smile, and immediately the proposal to change the subject was unanimously approved by everyone.

Ye Tian thought for a while and continued: "The girl was in the third year of junior high school, and her mother took her to the hospital for an examination because of stomach pains. During the examination, the doctor asked: Have you ever had an X life? The mother quickly said: No, the child is still young, just now On the third day of junior high school. But at this time, the girl said weakly: Yes. The mother's face suddenly changed. At this time, the girl asked weakly: Doctor, is this related to the condition? Doctor: No, just ask.. ..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a laugh, although it was very small.

That's right, the laughter reached Ye Tian's ears, very clear and pleasant.

Ye Tian also felt a soft massage from his back, and the strength was quite good.

This time Annie finally understood, but her cheeks were a little red.

In the live broadcast room.

"6666"

"666666"

"Is the doctor still alive?"

"This doctor is awesome, he wants to go to heaven!"

"Anchor, tell me the truth, is the doctor killed?"

"Hahaha~~ To tell you the truth, the doctor was beaten badly and his face was swollen! Hehe~~ Just kidding you, his leg was actually broken too! Hahaha~~ Lie to you, he left peacefully .”

"Don't worry everyone, the doctor left very peacefully, haha~~ I'm lying to you, my body is incomplete."

"I'm lying to you. The ashes are all scattered on the street. The sprinkler came over and played "Today is a good day. The family members are in good control of their emotions. They are all eating oranges and playing mahjong. Some relatives even laughed out loud."

"23333... I will serve you!"

"Sweat! When I go to the bathroom, dicks won't accept me, so I will obey you!"

"I was very calm. I just knelt on the ground and watched the host's live broadcast room and everyone's comments. I knelt steadily."

"23333...Don't tell me, I encountered this incident in the hospital, but the outcome was different. The girl was eight months pregnant, and the little girl and her mother were completely dumbfounded."

"666666... ​​the brother upstairs, is it true or not?"

"Girls nowadays are so good at playing?"

"Stealing the forbidden fruit, the little girl is too self-loving now."

"Well, anchor, I have encountered some emotional problems recently, can I consult you? I remember that there was an emotional consultation session in the live broadcast room before?"

 …

Ye Tian smiled and looked at the live broadcast room, and seeing these comments, he couldn't help being happy.

These water friends are really talented, and they are really getting closer to him. Sure enough, someone as outstanding as him can definitely lead everyone to a bright future.

For example, the upper limit of IQ is constantly increasing, making them good people like him.

You see, here's the proof.

I am so happy!

I was taken aback when I saw the last comment.

It seems to be true, he used to be known as a social emotional counseling teacher.

He couldn't help straightening his face, put on an expression of a social person, and said seriously: "That water friend, please tell the truth about the emotional problems you have encountered, and I am very happy to help you answer them."

I just heard the water friend say: "I have always liked a girl, but I have never dared to confess. It happened that the company arranged for me to go on a business trip with her a few days ago. We have been busy for several days and finally completed the company's task. I am happy, I I finally worked up the courage to invite her out for a drink and supper, and when I returned to the hotel and was about to break up, I was about to confess my love through alcohol, when she suddenly asked me with a smile: "Whose song is the glory days? Without thinking about it, I blurted out: "Huang Jiaju's!" "Then she snorted, turned her head and left. No matter how much I apologize, it's useless, she just ignores me and doesn't talk to me until now, anchor, what should I do now? What did I do wrong? I'm fine. Confused, my thoughts are so confused!"

In the live broadcast room.

"Ah... there's nothing wrong with this answer!"

"Brother, you did nothing wrong! Don't worry!"

"What's the situation, this girl can't have something wrong in her heart!"

"That's right, I won't just find a reason to perfuse you."

"I think this girl may see that you like her, and then find a reason to discourage you."

"I thought so too. There's nothing wrong with this reason."

"Khan! Brother, when you meet this kind of girl, you'd better not approach her. You'll lose face when the time comes."

"That's right, a man has to be tough."

 …

One by one of the water friends enthusiastically suggested ideas, but everyone was at a loss. What the boy said was true, and there was really nothing wrong with what he said.

It's only the girl that's wrong.

The water friend: "Really? Should I give up then? But I really like her, anchor, is this really my fault?"

Basically everyone persuaded him to give up, after all, sometimes you can't force this kind of thing.

Ye Tian looked speechless, completely different from everyone's reaction.

With helplessness on his face, he said quietly: "Didn't I tell you? Since you don't understand, then go to the room! You will understand after you open the room."

That water friend: "????"

In the live broadcast room.

"hat???"

"What kind of operation is this?"

"Anchor, rape is against the law and you should go to jail."

"Anchor, don't come up with bad ideas."

"Is it really meaningful?"

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